Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
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Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
[disappointed head shake] In the right hands, this could've been amazing
Get Lit With Tigers
THAT'S NOT AI?????
I should've read more comments before I responded. This is one of *those*
Girl. This is a lot.
put the ghost story podcasts right in my BLOOD STREAM
Love ATWWD!!
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I think Reddit might be right. I have some OLD-ASS lipsticks but they've never looked like that.
Happy birthday to you! 💖💖💖
like, seriously, no one says it like that, gtfo
When you're editing and you're like, "Ew, that's not a word," but it actually is a word
The best thing about puppies is that they're kinda just weird potatoes 💖
Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.
National Kidney Foundation: Spinach, many berries, chocolate, wheat bran, nuts, beets, tea, and rhubarb should be eliminated from your diet intake [if you have a kidney stone] [which I do] Me:
I will die on the hill that they deserve it 😊
That looks so good! I think I need lessons, too. Any time I try to do smoky eyeliner like that, I look like I've been on a bender for a week.
You look fantastic!!
i think if people really want to use chatgpt they should have to do so in a bonzi buddy format
SAME
SUCH a good video, very much worth a watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=klz4...
At this point, the moral high ground is below sea level. Isn't hating hypocrisy, like, a human instinct? Or, can I be taken to the planet I came from, because it clearly wasn't this one?
you have got to be FUCKING kidding me
Sometimes i get tired of feeling like Cassandra, not just because i feel like I've predicted so many horrible things since 2016, but also because when you try to point shit out to people in real time, they never even learn their lesson once they're proven wrong, they just double down.
Seconding anything by Daryl Talks Games, but I also come back to these essays again and again: Why Lolita Is Impossible to Adapt Into Film: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qw1... The Unbreakable Kryptos Code: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVps...
YES, I adore his channel.
JUSTICE FOR THE EM DASH
My opinions are my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer, The Floating Ominous Orb in the Sky
EXACTLY
As a kid, they made me say the words "with liberty and justice for all" every day at 8AM. Now I'm "woke" and "unAmerican" because I want liberty and justice for all.
this looks deep, but he's actually staring at my just-delivered coffee
"Gus, don't be the American version of British Gus."
Psych! Yes! So underrated.
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(just in case, I have no regrets from getting to see Beetlejuice Goose) post a random picture or everything will go wrong in august
You are amazing 💖
"Yay"?! Absolutely not!
"O&J isn't posting? Must be a normal day." 😂
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My mutuals if I ever stop posting:
I know you're kidding, but still: Excuse you! I'd be very sad.
*jealous whine*
What'd you think? I'm also intrigued but have never tried them.
Wishing you the very best of luck, and all my love 💖 May we see each other again soon.
The Daily Fail did this to one of my friends who's a journalist. She interviewed our other friend who, at the time, worked for Disney. The Daily Fail stole quotes and pictures from the interview and used them to cast our other friend in a terrible, ungrateful light. I have never forgiven it.
OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
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Yeah, I've run across this situation while editing academic writing from international faculty members and students. The standards can be very, very different!
Boyfriend: [walks into room] "E.T. is the first intergalactic drag star." [walks out of room]
I don't think you're a shitty person, but I'm glad you're doing whatever's right for your health. I'll miss seeing you on my feed but look forward to whenever you're back :)
I mean, I sort of get where you're coming from, but as someone who stands to lose her whole career to it, I find it impossible to think of AI as cool. Innovative, sure. But extremely fucking uncool.
I was concerned until I got to the very end, well done 😂
Sorry 💖
I'm almost single-handedly keeping pimple-patch companies in business at this point 😅 (And yep, also impressed with my little AHA/BHA toner.) May it all keep working for us!
Sorry for all the notifs, I'm just checking in/catching up! I've been getting "stuck" pimples, so I feel you. Seems like the skincare subreddit's advice of double cleansing each night and really, like, massaging in your cleansers for a while has helped already. Maybe worth a try?
Gently: Not quite. Although there are "usual" locations and modes of transmission for each of the two types, they often overlap. (And it's HSV-2 that is more often transmitted sexually.) But also, idk if this is really the thread for this. The whole point is that we're NOT talking about HSV.
I repeat: Seriously, read the room and then launch yourself into the sea. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Seriously, read the room and then launch yourself into the sea. What the fuck is wrong with you?
It looks like you're about to use "generative" "AI" to make some twee art about a deceased creative artist recognised for his originality and nonconformism. Have you considered - shutting the fuck up?
My kingdom for an em dash!
My all-time favorite candle was Moonsparkle from Urban Outfitters (RIP). It was...more than $50 😭
hello, please enjoy one of my favorite videos to ever exist: www.reddit.com/r/Awww/comme...
I love em dashes 😭😭
Dear World, Not all editors are like this. Love, Your Friendly Neighborhood Editor PS: For no reason, I feel the need to mention that dogs are great judges of character.
it is my considered opinion that the normal rules of morality and ethical conduct don't apply to CEOs, a position with which most CEOs conveniently agree
Him and romance novelists understand that what matters is getting to the point.
i can’t remember anything that has felt more foisted upon us than AI. repeatedly telling us why we actually need is like thinking a joke will get funnier the more you explain it.
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(Is it cedar?)
...The fact that you assume who "the man who tried to kill me" is is so bizarre that I actually cannot process it fully???
Pika enjoying the morning sun high in the Colorado Rockies
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This is his time.
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I know that this is politically divisive, but Gestapo agents should feel stressed and hopefully they feel increasingly more stressed for the rest of their lives.
The intent wasn't to split hairs so much as support my claim that you're misreading. Which I still think you are: The OP states that his prof was impressive, and also what he was not taught. Separate statements. Nowhere is it saying he was impressed by being told to tell the truth.
the dress–hat combo at 0:35 is STUNNING 😍
You're reading things into the OP that aren't there. There's no indication that he was impressed WHEN taught not to obfuscate, just that he was taught not to obfuscate AND his professors were impressive—in general. If you're going to be condescending, at least be accurate.
So so sorry. It's the worst.
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I do not understand people who have everything, were given everything as children and never suffered at all, and of all the things you could choose to be in life, you choose to be someone who hurts other people.
SAME.
“Lady…Lady, I just…look, when you put the leash around my neck, I thought sure, yeah, I’m open-minded, but the arrows…the arrows are a lot.”
The martyrdom of St. Barbara was fairly standard, but apparently it was observed by a small dog with male-pattern baldness.
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Congratulations!!!
I haven't. Couldn't even tell you how to access it beyond a guess or two.
what in the Daughters of the Confederacy is this shit
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Wow, you don’t say Alfred Hitchcock. That sure is interesting…
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Oh, honey.
This is right up there with bird leaf, I love it so much
I refuse to acknowledge any other modes 😂
counterpoint: Fortnite Save the World is underrated by everyone
I love this sort of thing so, so much. Is there a university research library anywhere around you? There might be people there who'd know how to date them. (I used to live near one, which is why I ask lol)
❤️❤️❤️❤️, an excellent pup