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Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly

@oscarfranklin.bsky.social

Bloody do-gooder. Pro-Europe, anti-Tory, tofu-eating wokerati.

created September 29, 2023

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Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

Gail's stuff is lovely and Xmas is coming.

2/9/2025, 9:36:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

Caught them swans yet?

2/9/2025, 4:58:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

My Irish mother has great sport in Spain telling English pensioners that they are not "ex-pats", they are economic migrants who haven't integrated.

2/9/2025, 2:28:53 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Moka pot and a tin of evaporated milk with two holes punched in it?

2/9/2025, 10:54:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS (@waitmanwbeorn.com) reposted

The Kindertransports aren't something to be proud of. Hear me out. Yes, they were good in that saved a number of children, but, really what they do for us historically is point out that complete lack of aid offered in general to those fleeing the Nazis. (And, yes, the US is just as guilty.)

2/9/2025, 10:50:33 AM | 49 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes and to expand your point: they were a private, not government, initiative; the government was against them; and of course the parents were left behind to die. I really cringe at some Kindertransport discourse.

2/9/2025, 10:53:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

My vaccination booklet includes stamps for rabies, meningitis, diphtheria, yellow fever, hepatitis A&B, tetanus, and MMR, and I am grateful for every one of them.

2/9/2025, 10:50:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

You just have to believe

2/9/2025, 10:33:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a shock when I realised how many Brexit backers had diaspora backgrounds similar to mine. The difference being that they never got over coming to the UK and realising that it wasn't the like the England of the Famous Five and Bulldog Drummond books of their childhood.

2/9/2025, 10:32:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

We knew Seymour. He stretched the reality, at best. Even in The Fat of the Land he had a BBC producer's salary. He told my mother he hadn't done half of what he'd put in the books "we'd never have time haha". It was fantasy farming, to put it mildly.

2/9/2025, 10:19:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

She did, until they separated. But they kept the brand going as they were making more of living writing about self-sufficiency than actually being, you know, self-sufficient.

2/9/2025, 10:19:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

🤣🤣

2/9/2025, 10:13:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Great piece. I've long been dismayed by the attitude & influence of diaspora politicians in British politics. I wonder whether anyone has the stomach for a comparative analysis of Carswell's, Hannan's, and that New Zealand loony's (his name escapes me) respective journeys into madness via Twitter/X.

2/9/2025, 10:08:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

Yes, of course I hang up a flag at home, I always have it above my desk as I work...

2/9/2025, 9:33:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture András Forgács W (@andraswf.bsky.social) reposted

Yes, of course I hang up a flag at home, I always have it above my desk as I work...

2/9/2025, 8:38:18 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

STOPT HE BOATSi

2/9/2025, 9:19:23 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

I had happily forgotten about this creep. What a loser he is.

2/9/2025, 8:48:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David (@sirralph.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

They plan to win the next election by appealing to voters who will never vote for them while driving their existing supporters away. Why is this so difficult for you to understand this genius plan?

1/9/2025, 6:12:08 PM | 44 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

It gets worse - just did this:

Screenshot of Google ai saying 2010 was 16 years ago and then contradicting itself.
2/9/2025, 5:34:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

2/9/2025, 4:48:20 AM | 11785 2585 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Who's using a phone nowadays?

1/9/2025, 9:41:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I'm sorry if that's how it seems to you, if you re-read my Teams message of 30th August ( screenshot attached) you'll see i clearly say that Y committed to ABC. Happy to help!

1/9/2025, 9:39:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

My mother always said 'if Barry McGuigan was a murderer he'd be called "the Irish murderer Barry McGuigan"'

1/9/2025, 12:42:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture T-Rexit (@t-rexit.bsky.social) reposted

Cr. fibbymcfibface

Cr. fibbymcfibface
1/9/2025, 12:33:01 PM | 82 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

See also: "Teams will mean we spend less time on emails" No, teams just meant we spend more time discussing emails on Teams....

1/9/2025, 12:30:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Starting bids of £1.13 and £3.76 respectively on ebay 🤣🤣🤣

1/9/2025, 12:26:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn I have 2 OM10s and a Minox 35GT languishing upstairs...

1/9/2025, 12:23:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

MOAR! BOOKS! The Golden Shore by Patrick O'Brian. It can go on the pile.

A World of Books envelope with a copy of O'Brian's Golden Shore inside.
1/9/2025, 12:20:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Another "like or retweet" post from BotS, which will do nothing about Farage but which will boost BotS' account. You're being played folks.

Screenshot showing Blade of the Sun's latest
1/9/2025, 7:07:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha teetotal innit

1/9/2025, 7:02:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

In my jar place of work, there was a municipal library around the corner. I would sign all the new starters up!

31/8/2025, 8:53:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha same!

31/8/2025, 8:53:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Concentric beetroot!

Beetroot di Chioggia, with concentric red and white circles when cut horizontally and alternating red and white streaks when cut vertically. My wife hates it as it's
31/8/2025, 8:51:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

He was another diaspora returnee wasn't he? Endlessly trying to reclaim the England of the Famous Five and Buldog Drummond books of his youth, when all foreigners were swarthy and suspicious.

31/8/2025, 7:44:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Couldn't resist. Last lot, but this will just go into the freezer as crumble filling.

Another big pot of peeled pears, with sugar and cloves. Yum!
31/8/2025, 7:15:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Morton (@timmorton2.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I read it in a book

Penguin edition of 1066 and all that by WC Sellar and RJ Yeatman 1960 A medieval king on tip toes waggles his hands at a medieval lady in green dress who turns her head away in disgust
31/8/2025, 4:47:25 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a Good Thing.

31/8/2025, 5:43:38 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

This is funny, but one of our far-right agitators in the UK has just posted a deranged rant against woke sourdough.

31/8/2025, 5:40:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes it's nonsense but very chic and well-done nonsense, very enjoyable.

31/8/2025, 5:31:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

All done for the time being. Nineteen jars of chutney, ready to eat for Xmas.

19 jars of various sizes and shapes, filled with a fairly zingy pear chutney.
31/8/2025, 5:24:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Clive Ponting's thesis about a long-overdue correction in world affairs away from the West and back to the East in action in front of our eyes.

31/8/2025, 5:15:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

This is VERY strange. A lid in my jar box with a handwritten label "Raspberry Jam 1/7/95". I've no idea where it came from. I certainly wasn't making jam in 1995. Still, the gasket looks good, so on it goes.

Blue jam jar lid with handwritten label saying
31/8/2025, 5:10:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he's a really effective administrator, but he seems bewilderingly free of vision or imagination, and paralysed by the historical conjunction. It's very concerning.

31/8/2025, 4:22:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

Six kilos of pears peeled and cored and on their way to becoming chutney. Another 9 kilos in bags waiting to be done. Probably 30 kilos more on the tree!

Two big jam pans filled with pears, sultanas, vinegar, sugar and spices, yum yum!
31/8/2025, 4:19:41 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

They are a great combination

31/8/2025, 1:41:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

I was in a youth hostel in Galway. When I was told, I replied "well it's one way to have the last word" and the temperature in the room dropped 10°C instantly.

31/8/2025, 10:13:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomasz Oryński (@orynski.eu) reposted

hihi :)

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30/8/2025, 10:28:29 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

He's blocked me. Oh well. Deleting my post too.

31/8/2025, 8:42:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Stanley (@benstanley.eu) reposted

Hate these woke attempts to make Enid Blyton “modern” and “relevant”

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30/8/2025, 10:25:26 PM | 558 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Clanker Wanker works too

31/8/2025, 7:16:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

I've become a guy. Will have a cracking at sorting your heating guy; lends tools Guy; and moves furniture guy. It's pretty cool to be honest. Nice to feel wanted.

30/8/2025, 5:33:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Costa's only, when nothing else is available.

30/8/2025, 4:50:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

@merryn02.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 4:14:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Vance takes over, he's young, healthy, and owned by the broligarchs. That will be the end of the USA.

30/8/2025, 4:08:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

So Operation Flagshagger has reached my neck of the woods, and the flagshaggers have hung the flags upside down because of COURSE they have! 🤣

Two Union flags hung on lampposts beside a busy road. They are both hung upside down, with the brand band of the white X being underneath, rather than on top.
30/8/2025, 4:07:33 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

That's very disappointing then.

30/8/2025, 2:16:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, what? "Fative Frizes of Morth Amerira"?

30/8/2025, 12:40:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

You are peeling them? You could salt them and rinse them too, but it's a lot of pfaff.

30/8/2025, 12:39:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Clegg had only ever smashed other people's faces.

30/8/2025, 11:47:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Always the ones you most expect, isn't it?

30/8/2025, 11:40:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Paul Dorfman (@drpauldorfman.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 8:19:53 AM | 753 292 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for sharing 😉

30/8/2025, 9:06:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Almost 100%. If you dont see one, ask. Good luck.

30/8/2025, 9:01:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Ive said this for years - most Brits don't realise just how much nicer life is in European countries. Public space, infrastructure, services...just better.

30/8/2025, 9:01:08 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

30/8/2025, 8:55:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

We honestly need to go kinetic at this stage. Facilitate Ukraine taking out the shadow fleet. Hassle oligarchs at every step. Chase and close down every proxy business or agent. Bring all their useful idiots in for robust interviews. London and Brussels are so off the pace.

29/8/2025, 3:40:59 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Call him "Jay Divans" instead.

29/8/2025, 1:55:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Miles (@petermiles.bsky.social) reposted

"...the inescapable conclusion, obvious to all but Trump and Witkoff, that Russia is tottering financially and militarily, while Kyiv continues to hold the upper hand. ...the Kremlin's narrative is demonstrably false." Plenty of good detail here. engelsbergideas.com/essays/russi...

29/8/2025, 5:52:44 AM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dee Lomas (@deelomas.bsky.social) reposted

Got a text from my husband last night: Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They’re doing tests & x-rays. The blow to my head might be serious. Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a broken foot & they may have to amputate my leg. Me: Who’s Tina?

29/8/2025, 5:57:00 AM | 66 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/andy...

29/8/2025, 6:39:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timo Betcke (@timobetcke.me) reposted

This is what the fascist right under Farage wants for the UK.

29/8/2025, 6:10:39 AM | 8 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yuck. I hope you're dry now.

29/8/2025, 6:34:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't know about the trademark but I know Bass had a huge export business to the continent, imperial Russia, and south Asia.

29/8/2025, 6:32:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Morning! Coffee in hand, dog expecting a walk, and actual rain falling!

29/8/2025, 6:30:27 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Parmo (@andyparmo.co.uk) reposted

Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts

29/8/2025, 6:15:08 AM | 2125 533 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emeritus Professor Calpol Titbath (@brainmage.bsky.social) reposted

Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs: BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution BTW = Bold Tie Warnings WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate

4/12/2024, 9:44:35 PM | 1230 344 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair point, well made.

28/8/2025, 6:19:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Last year we drove to Orkney and back and whenever energy levels were flagging we'd put Eras on, it was great!

28/8/2025, 6:18:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Her songwriting is genius level. Also I love the fact that a blonde, blue-eyed country singer from Nashville engaged to a white football player called Travis is driving MAGA mad.

28/8/2025, 5:09:46 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

Grew some pretty beetroot.

Cut beetroot di chioggia on a chopping board. The beetroot has alternating white and red layers, giving it a concentric aspect when cut along the equator, and a striped aspect when cut along the axis. My wife hates it and says it's not real beetroot.
28/8/2025, 5:07:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Fab jacket! Great look.

28/8/2025, 3:44:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 3:36:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

I was thinking about him the other day. A mensch.

28/8/2025, 1:38:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alistair King (@alistairking.bsky.social) reposted

If you really think works of literature are better when they're shortened, then I have abridge to sell you.

28/8/2025, 1:13:47 PM | 130 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

My impulse was to turn them into swastikas, this is probably more productive.

28/8/2025, 1:37:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake (@jake2404663.bsky.social) reposted

It's only the beginning of the school year FFS

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28/8/2025, 1:02:15 PM | 19 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't scroll through the email text to see what I'm sending.

28/8/2025, 1:33:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

#Norfolk #GreatYarmouth

28/8/2025, 1:32:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you want a Flake in it? Him, probably

28/8/2025, 1:27:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Andreou (@sturdyalex.bsky.social) reposted

1716. A man comes to a village, "DOCTOR MIRACLE" on one side of his cart. He's selling a potion, only one silver, that makes dicks harder. 1717. Many dicks fall off, gangrenous. 1725. Same man is back with an elixir, only two gold, guaranteed to grow dicks back, bigger. And the dickless queue up.

Live Reform prepared to pay Taliban to take back migrants Taliban security personnel Taliban security personnel Credit: AHMAD SAHEL ARMAN/AFP Key moments Updated 4 minutes ago 9:50am Labour minister rejects proposal to quit ECHR 9:35am Reform’s deportations plan ‘put together on the back of a fag packet’, says Labour 9:24am Nigel Farage: ‘The scourge of illegal migration in Britain is historic and unprecedented’ A Reform UK government would pay the Taliban to accept the return of migrants who entered Britain illegally, Zia Yusuf has said. Nigel Farage will give a speech on Tuesday morning alongside Mr Yusuf from an aircraft hangar in Oxfordshire, outlining his party’s proposals for the mass deportation of illegal immigrants. Detail of De kwakzalver (The Quack), attributed to Dutch painter Jan Steen, ca. 1650–1679. Rijksmuseum
26/8/2025, 9:39:48 AM | 346 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Martin (@katie0martin.ft.com) reposted reply parent

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27/8/2025, 4:48:00 PM | 125 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jörg Spengler (@joergspengler.bsky.social) reposted

Der feine Unterschied: Den einen geht es ums Land, den anderen um sich selbst. #Habeck #Spahn

Bild von Robert Habeck: Während der Gaskrise 2022 kassierte kein Mitglied der Grünen Vermittlungshonorare für Gasdeals. Bild von Jens Spahn: Während der Coronakrise 2020 kassierten CDU/ CSU-Mitglieder Vermittlungshonorare und gründeten so gar Firmen, um selbst überteuert verkaufen zu können.
28/8/2025, 5:04:38 AM | 495 181 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done! Day 9,736 for me. Keep at it, one day at a time.

28/8/2025, 8:09:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Hurrah!!

28/8/2025, 8:07:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Bikes don't kill people Gary, people kill people (did I get that right?)

28/8/2025, 8:07:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

The only time my qualifications have been checked was for a govt-funded leadership and management "apprecticeship" a couple of years ago, where I had to provide evidence of my 1986 Irish Leaving Certificate results...

28/8/2025, 5:08:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be a Good Thing, but the sound of it.

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Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)

Made focaccia. Pretty pleased with myself.

A slab of fresh focaccia, topped with tomatoes, onions and herbs, light brown in colour. Tastes pretty good!
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

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Profile picture Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent

Both brilliant novels. Absolutely brilliant.

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