Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)
Gail's stuff is lovely and Xmas is coming.
Bloody do-gooder. Pro-Europe, anti-Tory, tofu-eating wokerati.
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Gail's stuff is lovely and Xmas is coming.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)
Caught them swans yet?
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
My Irish mother has great sport in Spain telling English pensioners that they are not "ex-pats", they are economic migrants who haven't integrated.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Moka pot and a tin of evaporated milk with two holes punched in it?
Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS (@waitmanwbeorn.com) reposted
The Kindertransports aren't something to be proud of. Hear me out. Yes, they were good in that saved a number of children, but, really what they do for us historically is point out that complete lack of aid offered in general to those fleeing the Nazis. (And, yes, the US is just as guilty.)
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes and to expand your point: they were a private, not government, initiative; the government was against them; and of course the parents were left behind to die. I really cringe at some Kindertransport discourse.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
My vaccination booklet includes stamps for rabies, meningitis, diphtheria, yellow fever, hepatitis A&B, tetanus, and MMR, and I am grateful for every one of them.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
You just have to believe
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a shock when I realised how many Brexit backers had diaspora backgrounds similar to mine. The difference being that they never got over coming to the UK and realising that it wasn't the like the England of the Famous Five and Bulldog Drummond books of their childhood.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
We knew Seymour. He stretched the reality, at best. Even in The Fat of the Land he had a BBC producer's salary. He told my mother he hadn't done half of what he'd put in the books "we'd never have time haha". It was fantasy farming, to put it mildly.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
She did, until they separated. But they kept the brand going as they were making more of living writing about self-sufficiency than actually being, you know, self-sufficient.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)
🤣🤣
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Great piece. I've long been dismayed by the attitude & influence of diaspora politicians in British politics. I wonder whether anyone has the stomach for a comparative analysis of Carswell's, Hannan's, and that New Zealand loony's (his name escapes me) respective journeys into madness via Twitter/X.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)
Yes, of course I hang up a flag at home, I always have it above my desk as I work...
András Forgács W (@andraswf.bsky.social) reposted
Yes, of course I hang up a flag at home, I always have it above my desk as I work...
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
STOPT HE BOATSi
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
I had happily forgotten about this creep. What a loser he is.
David (@sirralph.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
They plan to win the next election by appealing to voters who will never vote for them while driving their existing supporters away. Why is this so difficult for you to understand this genius plan?
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
It gets worse - just did this:
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's using a phone nowadays?
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I'm sorry if that's how it seems to you, if you re-read my Teams message of 30th August ( screenshot attached) you'll see i clearly say that Y committed to ABC. Happy to help!
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
My mother always said 'if Barry McGuigan was a murderer he'd be called "the Irish murderer Barry McGuigan"'
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
See also: "Teams will mean we spend less time on emails" No, teams just meant we spend more time discussing emails on Teams....
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Starting bids of £1.13 and £3.76 respectively on ebay 🤣🤣🤣
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn I have 2 OM10s and a Minox 35GT languishing upstairs...
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)
MOAR! BOOKS! The Golden Shore by Patrick O'Brian. It can go on the pile.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Another "like or retweet" post from BotS, which will do nothing about Farage but which will boost BotS' account. You're being played folks.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha teetotal innit
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
In my jar place of work, there was a municipal library around the corner. I would sign all the new starters up!
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha same!
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
He was another diaspora returnee wasn't he? Endlessly trying to reclaim the England of the Famous Five and Buldog Drummond books of his youth, when all foreigners were swarthy and suspicious.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Couldn't resist. Last lot, but this will just go into the freezer as crumble filling.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a Good Thing.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
This is funny, but one of our far-right agitators in the UK has just posted a deranged rant against woke sourdough.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it's nonsense but very chic and well-done nonsense, very enjoyable.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
All done for the time being. Nineteen jars of chutney, ready to eat for Xmas.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Clive Ponting's thesis about a long-overdue correction in world affairs away from the West and back to the East in action in front of our eyes.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
This is VERY strange. A lid in my jar box with a handwritten label "Raspberry Jam 1/7/95". I've no idea where it came from. I certainly wasn't making jam in 1995. Still, the gasket looks good, so on it goes.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he's a really effective administrator, but he seems bewilderingly free of vision or imagination, and paralysed by the historical conjunction. It's very concerning.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)
Six kilos of pears peeled and cored and on their way to becoming chutney. Another 9 kilos in bags waiting to be done. Probably 30 kilos more on the tree!
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
They are a great combination
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
I was in a youth hostel in Galway. When I was told, I replied "well it's one way to have the last word" and the temperature in the room dropped 10°C instantly.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
He's blocked me. Oh well. Deleting my post too.
Ben Stanley (@benstanley.eu) reposted
Hate these woke attempts to make Enid Blyton “modern” and “relevant”
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Clanker Wanker works too
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
I've become a guy. Will have a cracking at sorting your heating guy; lends tools Guy; and moves furniture guy. It's pretty cool to be honest. Nice to feel wanted.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. Costa's only, when nothing else is available.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)
@merryn02.bsky.social
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Vance takes over, he's young, healthy, and owned by the broligarchs. That will be the end of the USA.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)
So Operation Flagshagger has reached my neck of the woods, and the flagshaggers have hung the flags upside down because of COURSE they have! 🤣
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
That's very disappointing then.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, what? "Fative Frizes of Morth Amerira"?
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
You are peeling them? You could salt them and rinse them too, but it's a lot of pfaff.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Clegg had only ever smashed other people's faces.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Always the ones you most expect, isn't it?
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for sharing 😉
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost 100%. If you dont see one, ask. Good luck.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Ive said this for years - most Brits don't realise just how much nicer life is in European countries. Public space, infrastructure, services...just better.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
We honestly need to go kinetic at this stage. Facilitate Ukraine taking out the shadow fleet. Hassle oligarchs at every step. Chase and close down every proxy business or agent. Bring all their useful idiots in for robust interviews. London and Brussels are so off the pace.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Call him "Jay Divans" instead.
Pete Miles (@petermiles.bsky.social) reposted
"...the inescapable conclusion, obvious to all but Trump and Witkoff, that Russia is tottering financially and militarily, while Kyiv continues to hold the upper hand. ...the Kremlin's narrative is demonstrably false." Plenty of good detail here. engelsbergideas.com/essays/russi...
Dee Lomas (@deelomas.bsky.social) reposted
Got a text from my husband last night: Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They’re doing tests & x-rays. The blow to my head might be serious. Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a broken foot & they may have to amputate my leg. Me: Who’s Tina?
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
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Timo Betcke (@timobetcke.me) reposted
This is what the fascist right under Farage wants for the UK.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yuck. I hope you're dry now.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know about the trademark but I know Bass had a huge export business to the continent, imperial Russia, and south Asia.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Morning! Coffee in hand, dog expecting a walk, and actual rain falling!
Andy Parmo (@andyparmo.co.uk) reposted
Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts
Emeritus Professor Calpol Titbath (@brainmage.bsky.social) reposted
Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs: BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution BTW = Bold Tie Warnings WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair point, well made.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Last year we drove to Orkney and back and whenever energy levels were flagging we'd put Eras on, it was great!
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Her songwriting is genius level. Also I love the fact that a blonde, blue-eyed country singer from Nashville engaged to a white football player called Travis is driving MAGA mad.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Fab jacket! Great look.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
I was thinking about him the other day. A mensch.
Alistair King (@alistairking.bsky.social) reposted
If you really think works of literature are better when they're shortened, then I have abridge to sell you.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)
My impulse was to turn them into swastikas, this is probably more productive.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't scroll through the email text to see what I'm sending.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social)
#Norfolk #GreatYarmouth
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you want a Flake in it? Him, probably
Alex Andreou (@sturdyalex.bsky.social) reposted
1716. A man comes to a village, "DOCTOR MIRACLE" on one side of his cart. He's selling a potion, only one silver, that makes dicks harder. 1717. Many dicks fall off, gangrenous. 1725. Same man is back with an elixir, only two gold, guaranteed to grow dicks back, bigger. And the dickless queue up.
Katie Martin (@katie0martin.ft.com) reposted reply parent
Jörg Spengler (@joergspengler.bsky.social) reposted
Der feine Unterschied: Den einen geht es ums Land, den anderen um sich selbst. #Habeck #Spahn
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Well done! Day 9,736 for me. Keep at it, one day at a time.
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Hurrah!!
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Bikes don't kill people Gary, people kill people (did I get that right?)
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
The only time my qualifications have been checked was for a govt-funded leadership and management "apprecticeship" a couple of years ago, where I had to provide evidence of my 1986 Irish Leaving Certificate results...
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be a Good Thing, but the sound of it.
Anthony Clark (@nedroid.com) reposted
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly (@oscarfranklin.bsky.social) reply parent
Both brilliant novels. Absolutely brilliant.