Grumpy, mildly bogan, very nerdy, trying to cultivate a nice filter bubble of people I can learn from or laugh with. You probably won't do much of either from me soz AI slop == block Blue maga == block Funny c*** == follow
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RFK Jr looks like that one guy in every zombie movie who gets bitten but refuses to disclose it out of stubborn egotistical idiot selfishness, all while getting progressively clammier and more unhinged, until he finally goes full monster and gets spectacularly killed
Crazy idea: What if videos... Didn't loop? Like they could just end and we could take a moment to think a little about what we just saw and heard, and if we feel like watching it again we could use the UI to do that.
Their kids see them every 2nd Sunday of the month and can't wait to get back home
Someone actually has the handle "Winston Smith" without a trace of introspection or irony? Glad I got banned from xitter
alias ~=git status
Boosting for a tiny bit more exposure and to add my voice and say "yes I want an art deco PC case"
Vacuum cleaner cord
Jeez even caricatures of Trump have him looking sickly
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Obsessed with images of a giant promotional statue of King Kong that accidentally caught fire
I love it but on a second look the anarchist symbol subbed for the Federation insignia is making my cognition a little dissonant.
Yes, but, *clearing throat* Do you condemn hamaaaaaas?
Their source out there talking like it's a John Grisham novel ffs. Like Trump is the only thing standing between Freedom™ and tyranny and that all the big scary BRICS are waiting for the flatline. Absolutely delusional.
Injera and tibs is the best shit ever. Checkmate, racists.
The Free Palestine march, silly
I swear the very smartest and the very stupidest people came from that school. I will not make the mistake of placing myself anywhere on that scale
We had to study frontline in year 12 english. At that point I'd already seen it (and re-watched on VHS. FK I'm old), but was shocked at the not small number of my peers that... Just thought it was a current affairs show. I know it was Frankston but seriously wtf?
It still is a cheese. Pretty good one. IGA have it. Idk wtf this yank hoohaa is about.
I have questions for anyone over 18 who hates toddlers.
Do I dare ask if this is a subskeet
The way people are going on with LLMs just goes to show how very shallow a lot of people's relationships with their peers really are. An automaton designed to sound intelligent is enough for a lot.
So when does Australia designate Mossad as a terrorist organisaton?
"pardon my french, Rooney, but you're an asshole!"
There's possibly a small amount of "very likely civil war" in the "what comes next" part that people understandably don't want to talk about on social media. I'm not American enough to understand what a good or even feasible course of action is though. Oligarchs acting like they found cheatcodes
We apologise for in-group casualties while we were purging the out-group
And as people ask more and more questions it becomes apparent that you're actually a robot. The Voight-Kampff Effect
"oh wow what's happened to his hand?" Who cares. Only person who should be involved in that is the prison doctor.
The Springsteen Effect. When something really obvious finally dawns on you
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
My god where do I get that first one?
In normal times I'd be very annoyed about this. In these very not normal times I'm thinking an armed populace might be useful for reasons
Was just thinking about this earlier today. I saw the pixel 10 had been released and for a sec thought "oh I'm gonna have to certify the very important software works on this phone like I did for the 7 8 and 9" but it looks like some poor bastard is gonna have to understand my core because redundant
If it's antisemitic to compare Israel to what the third reich did, then why is Israel doing third reich shit?
No war but pizza war!
Haha yeah I was being deliberately obtuse about the comments. Just spent too long stuck on "syncing your iCloud. Estimating time remaining" over and over. At least the thing had usb-c
Why are apple people so goddamn insufferable? Genuinely looking for an answer here.
Drives me completely nuts that every bloody director wants to mix for "cinema" whatever the fk that means now, and every sound mix engineer indulges them by mixing at -21 LUFS and mixing the kabooms and pewpews up to eleven. Just... Know that it's for TV and mix it for a house with things in it.
This is so he can raid badempanada again, isn't it?
When does media drop the charade and report actual honest estimates of crowd numbers? The rule of thumb to multiply by 5 is so well accepted that they might as well just spare us the maths.
The thing that was most likely to happen has happened. #praxis
We have an air purifier thats set to run whenever it detects lower air quality including from things like cooking, smoke, etc. But occasionally I'll just walk past it & it immediately powers up full blast, & i don't think a machine should be allowed to roast you in your own home like that.
Yeah I know you can just barge through them (apparently? I never needed to because rich suburbs don't even use them on confused Poor's like me), but I swear if there's an evacuation needed then shit is gonna get very stampedey very quickly. Tragedy waiting to happen.
Don't even get me started on the abysmal Bluetooth sound quality. They apparently thought nobody would notice just not including aptx or anything from the last 20 years in win11?
God Tom Cruise is finally looking old
Being in the inner east, I have *never* seen the security gates do anything. I know people steal shit though. It's obviously not just about "loss prevention" when you see dumb cunts in Audis doing drug deals parked across the disabled spots of North Balwyn Coles.
We talking whole watermelon or pre-cut and wrapped? My sink isn't big enough for the former.
I keep saying the way to fix all this polarisation is proletarian revolution.
I don't know what your comment means, sorry.
I love when you run into libs who frame ideology as mindless adherence to a dogmatic cult And you see just how much US political culture teaches people -A coherent framework built on a foundation of set principles=indoctrination -Cherry picked nonsensical vibes-based shit=being a cool maverick
Americans need to leave Pine Gap. They’re not Australia’s allies
This headline happens every few years. It's not achieved anything useful yet.
Problem with pathetic people is they become extremely dangerous when they're armed. Also the problem with the lawless is they tend not to respect the law. I do hope the midterms are favourable and aren't overruled or ignored.
The main problem with Jira and productivity software in general is it’s such a powerful and expandable system that any producer can, with the best intentions in the world, transform it into The Hell Machine For Killing All Humans
Quote* I'd blame my phone but that was all me
I think the quite marks might have been there to say the same thing
Sure but can we actually do this?
I think we need more people like Technoblade
A 10% (or at least a seat-on-the-board) stake in powerful companies sounds like a good idea for governments to be honest. At least if said governments have the interests of the people at heart.
That netting holy shit
Saw someone's comment on a photo of a woman in a GWAR shirt that was "You can tell she's a real fan and not just posing as a GWAR fan for clout" And my brother in Christ who is pretending to be a fan of GWAR OF GWAR
like 30% of our problems would be solved if society stopped casting jared leto in stuff
Classic Labor. If the parts we produce were to stop being produced it would actually severely hurt the genocide effort. Labor always warn us from opposition that they are the moral ones that will fix things. When they're given the seat of power they do fuck all with it and chide our naivete
There's only 1 way that I'm aware of and it would get me banned from here to further discuss. Wishing you strength and good luck (and bad luck for them)
It's definitely a trap
My best tweet ever was “Let’s put the cialis in socialism” and I’m still mad it didn’t go wildly viral
There's better things to make fun of these pricks about. We know they're hypocrites. We know they're liars. Don't out people and laugh at them *just for that one thing*. It's fuckhead behaviour.
Was about to say, this scene and the whole movie is etched into the minds of every millennial Strayan. "Why don't you light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're going to get"
My son is well aware that he goes to the same high school as Sewell and he's prepared to wield that information against his teachers if he sees fit lol
"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously" No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
It's a trap
My old cat would do this until I realised she was coming back for me but I kept staying inside and that confused her because why wouldn't I want to play with her outside?
Idk if it were me posting a selfie I'd reply with "someone has to". Doesn't really apply here though.
A conservative academic is a class traitor. Same as a conservative artist. These are not jobs that a free market can support.
I don't like this alternate history where HR Giger's first job was in the underfunded props department of 70s era Doctor Who
But but but they set IsDeleted to "true" on those records. You can't expect a DBA to actually delete something - that would mean losing data and they've sworn an oath to the Great Offsite Backup In The Sky to never let that happen
Why is it cookers go to parliament steps and lefties go to the library steps? Are the right that scared of books?
Oh no! First Slayer, now Megadeth. That leaves only Anthrax.
It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
Is there a way to autoblock blue magas? The algo here keeps serving them up to me. So asinine and never any alt-text on their silly share pics. The way to stop fascism isn't to replace it with nicer-talking fascism
Unless it's vinyl then yeah it is... (I was a DVD author for like 13 years so take this with a pinch of salt and a bunch of sour grapes)
Millennials are in their forties... Hate to break it to you, but if they haven't had their babies already then no measure of beratement from thinkpieces will make them take the risk
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
World leaders posting fucking fashy AI slop
Right? Look at any criticism of unchecked immigration. Aside from the fact people are *very* reactionary about it, it's nearly impossible to simply point out who benefits from the numbers we're maintaining (not us) without some cunt being like "you're racist"
I love this strain of neoliberal gaslighting where criticism is handwaved as "actually you're a fucking bigot".
Like at the land forces protest. "Officers had acid thrown at them" very quickly and quietly became "acidic beverage" which then became "orange juice".
This is the biggest bubble to ever bubble. Every sane person hates it. At least some sane people love coca cola. This will not last.
My spidey sense tells me the 30,000 locked up approvals are just the current business-as-usual number that you'd expect to have
The thing that bothered my neurodivergent arse the most was the shitty Bluetooth audio quality. So so bad. Worse than OG minidisc
Jesus fuck no this is a terrible idea. Academics already have a tendency toward arrogance and hubris, and I say that as someone highly adjacent to that world
The silver lining is it may just take out some of the bigger tech giants that went all in and foisted that shit upon us. I spent a sizeable chunk of today trying to get set up with office365 on my new work machine as apparently it's just bloody chatgpt now.
Can we call 15-20 a crowd? Is this the new definition of "crowd" instituted after the 2016 inauguration?
Understandable at this point as any change would likely be an improvement. Could do better though (Me. I can be president)
Please stop telling people not to joke about serious things. This is how some of us cope. This is why some of us are not constantly screaming.
Close. Bromine is chemically related to chlorine...
For sure. One could also say the workers should be in charge of their labour and the fruits of it. That would eliminate the problem completely.
Mr Buttle never forget
Brazil is what 1984 should have been if only George had sat back and let his wife write it all instead of just the good bits and the entire idea