True story: I’m at a Perkins googling merkins.
I’m probably thinking about Satanism or house plants. Gothy. Queer. Caffeinated. Leftist. Left handed. Left Handed Path. NSFW but your boss is into it.
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True story: I’m at a Perkins googling merkins.
Carrot Cake > Any Other Cake
You should listen to your block list.
The sheer amount of time, money, and resources this government has spent to torture one random guy is astounding.
Cancer: Spend some quality time with Mother Nature so she can remind you of how small and weak you are.
some patients are going to die, and you have to find a way to accept that - it’s just part of being a really bad chiropractor
I’m sorry to hear James Dobson lived to see 89.
The national guard patrolling the streets, military officers put in charge of prosecuting civilians, mandatory checkpoints demanding ID at subway stations, DHS raids, and curfews in certain neighborhoods. DC is effectively under martial law.
It makes me want to bend my arms backwards.
ACAB includes Nathan Fillion while he’s wearing that.
This could be us if you would just let capitalism die.
That, my darling, is my most treasured possession in the whole wide world.
🙌🏼
He’s coming back for more next week, but he looks like this now
Have you tried Brooks? www.brooksrunning.com/en_us/featur...
Getting messaged by a grindr acct named “Ugly Men Only”
Mamadani won NYC mayor Dem primary & Jeffries & Schumer won’t endorse him. Omar Fateh won the Minneapolis mayor Dem primary & Tim Walz won’t endorse him. Bowman & Bush were Dem incumbents & the Party let AIPAC primary them. "vote blue no matter who"🙄 Any wonder the party has 26% approval rating?
May the mold in her living room consume her.
An honest ICE poster courtesy of thegoodliars.bsky.social
Agreed. But I took a chance to be funny.
Fix your heart or die.
Uncommitted is one way of saying useless.
Lol, strong unifier.
Not from his state? Kriss on a Kross, you libs can’t even google.
I'm: ⚪ Straight ⚪ Gay ⚪ Bi 🟢
child custody rap battle
Many female athletes can make more money as a right-wing grifter complaining about trans women than she can as an athlete. Therefore, trans women in sports greatly enhance the career prospects of mediocre cis women in sports.
Black lung is still destroying lives and families in Appalachia, and this “pro-coal” government doesn’t care. The implementation of a lifesaving safety rule has been delayed yet again, and coal miners will continue to pay the price. Via @westvirginiawatch.com westvirginiawatch.com/2025/08/14/t...
one day these people are going to have to reckon with the reality that prominent conservative men’s wives are just as evil as their husbands. if they wanted to leave, they would!
Some people can’t hang.
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
pete buttigieg is one bad internal poll away from coming out against his own same sex marriage.
One cool way to solve homelessness that isn’t an authoritarian take over of a city is to give everyone homes
Pay attention y'all. All of us can do this in our own communities, in our own ways, using our skills.
I know I shouldn’t have, but I did. I clicked the link and went in. There are people in there legitimately grieving the loss of their AI partners because of the changes from ChatGPT 4.0 to 5.0. Damn, these people make me feel like I have my shit together, and that’s fucking terrifying.
New Model Army
Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion in tax cuts for the richest 1%... "That's just how it is."
never let them forget what they took from us
Ok but here’s why Andrew Cuomo invoking his dad during his failing third-party NYC mayoral run is extra-extra-EXTRA funny
another day huh
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Robes? Where we’re going, we don’t need robes.
How I flirt.
So it's going to be permanently overqualified from traditional employment and cope via its bimbofication kink?
I think the bigger question should be asked as to why there's such a thing as "rich people prison" at all. Like it's great that one of the most notorious living pedophiles doesn't get puppy access but aren't people being locked up for speaking Spanish right now www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
I wonder if Dean George Tanaka (Cain) would still feel the same way if this were 1942 and it was his Japanese-American family being arrested and sent to internment camps.
So Jaime Lee Courteous? I’ll see myself out.
Looking good on our new releases table! ⛓️💥
How do I send lol’s to his family?
The same shit poured out the back of these two trucks.
This article has a lot of very useful information detailing exactly how specific people were caught after exercising their constitutional rights to protest. I highly recommend reading it in this era where freedoms disappear by the day, along with our neighbors.
Post a blonde.
Cancer: [crumpling a piece of paper and throwing it in the trash] Uhhmmm. Everything is going to be fine.
All Cameras are Cops “Every camera is an asset to the state and a threat to those who fight back…Any person with a camera out is a snitch to-be…Keep each other safe by keeping cameras out. here are some links to relevant zines, to be read & distributed:
Say what you will about age gap relationships, but 66 million years has nothing on true love.
Sum up your account
Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician theonion.com/hulk-ho...
as someone who did not have sex until i transitioned, my advice to all lonely young men is to simply become beautiful women. this is a foolproof strategy
This is a thirst trap.
Also It’s a weird thing to ticket people because you missed a chiropractor appointment.
Cracking the Cop feels like a side mission in Grand Theft Auto. lol
Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.
Twin Peaks: Pete Martell.
I live in Las Vegas—tourism dropped 11% last month, a warning for the nation. Trump knows a recession is coming. That’s why Adriana Kugler resigned and Erika McEntarfer was fired for telling the truth. No matter what he says or who he blames, this crisis is Trump’s creation.
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Glad you’re ok, my friend. That had to be terrifying.
Holy shit! You doing ok ?
He looks so sleepy.
Ok, but only because you said the magic phrase. youtu.be/nnBhrXl1Klc
She’ll have her daughter do all her stock trades for her.
Vaxxed?
He’s probably very proud of this moment.
Law professor with a book deal: "silly peasants, being working class isn't about money and uh, work. Nope, 'working class' means *checks notes* eating meatburgers and worshipping the gender binary." It's goddamn nonsense.
Go back to Twitter Cory, we can’t stand you.
This is going around for some reason, just gonna point out that many studies have been done about porn addiction, held by researchers who believed in porn addiction, only to find that porn addiction is not real and never was. Turns out it was religion. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...
The strategy will be to send you one extra email a day for your spam folder.
We don’t call them killer looks for nothing. 🤷♀️
My husband and I have discussed this and our retirement plan is to Thelma and Louise it. We are going to stuff a rapist in our trunk and drive off a cliff together.
Down with feather tops though.
Them: “How’s your dating life going?” Me:
always good to see voters reject corrupt politicians' bids to divide and scapegoat www.newsweek.com/zohran-mamda...
K-Hive is going to be insufferable when we reject their candidate.
Did she also predict that the tank would stop running if you just jiggle the handle?
I predicted Republicans would push for this when Trump first took office. None of us are safe until this regime is forced from power.
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
“Our August prisoner letter writing night will be held on Sunday 8/3 3-5pm at Pipsqueak Gallery (16th and Spruce)… This month we will be writing letters to the Prairieland Defendants being held in a Texas County jail.” No experience necessary All supplies provided Just bring yourself!
I hate his husband too.
Pete Buttigieg threw the first polite handshake at Stonewall.
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Coincidentally, I live across the street from a ski resort.
When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I’m a cunt.