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leaving a bowl of raspberry gushers on my porch as an offering to the ghost of Curly Chirk to ward off the morality police and also (hopefully) the goddamned Witnesses
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leaving a bowl of raspberry gushers on my porch as an offering to the ghost of Curly Chirk to ward off the morality police and also (hopefully) the goddamned Witnesses
tim dewey (@tjdfotographist.bsky.social) reposted
It mourns Charlie Kirk, or else it gets the hose again.
Conspirador Norteño (@conspirator0.bsky.social) reposted
Do not RSVP to protests you attend and do not bring your devices along for the ride if you do not need them.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Yoooo nice! M has a little Wacom about the size of a mousepad that's been going strong for like 7yrs now. Stoked to see how quick you adapt, my understanding is it was pretty quick to pick up.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
hereby informally nominating "JOURNOMERTA" for 2025 Portmanteau of the Year
Sheryl Weikal, not lionizing a dead white supremacist (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
Brittany Page (@brittanyepage.bsky.social) reposted
"A democratic society needs people in Klein’s position to treat Kirk’s anti-democracy stances as disqualifying, rather than pretend they’re just another policy opinion like tax rates. Media leaders are among those responsible for making sure ideas relegated to the dustbin of history stay there."
Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted
I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you have put your name down saying that you will be somewhere at a specific time, that becomes evidence in court that you were in fact there, even if actually it turns out you didn’t go bsky.app/profile/chan...
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Anyone telling you it’s not a big deal and not addressing that angle is someone you should not be listening to on this
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted
Gonna say this very very very slowly The main issue with putting your name on a protest list is not whether the government has your name It is you providing information about where you are/will be That is *legally* actionable
AkivaMCohen (@akivamcohen.bsky.social) reposted
On the plus side, a bunch of people on the left who have not yet grasped it are about to viscerally understand why some of us, despite despising bigots to our very core, keep insisting that allowing the government to prosecute "hate speech" would be a bad idea.
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
What the actual fuck.
Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart (@mskellymhayes.bsky.social) reposted
A mainstream outlet finally does more than repeat the official BS statement from ICE about the shooting of Silvero Villegas-Gonzalez. This man's death should be a national scandal. Grateful for indy journalists who questioned the official narrative that corporate outlets mindlessly echoed last week.
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
Suddenly "hate speech" is bad. Suddenly "dehumanizing" people is bad. Suddenly "cancel culture" is good. Suddenly words have consequences. The modern American right in 2025, folks.
Shannon Houston (@shannonhouston.bsky.social) reposted
A warning to all other communities voting on whether or not to allow data centers
Tom Pepinsky (@tompepinsky.com) reposted
There is real wisdom here. For over a decade, liberals existed in a world in which their opponents have denied that they meant what they said. Now this is unraveling in a frenzy of speech and thought policing by governments who cannot bear to hear their own words spoken back to them.
ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing.com) reposted reply parent
no shooter has been caught and there is no mention of any help offered to other people on the street, even though it seems clear that they could be in grave danger
ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing.com) reposted
FOX news host suggests we euthanize the homeless, someone goes into two encampments and starts shooting. 13 people shot and Jacob Frey and the media are just talking about it as the new best reason to clear the encampments
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy to share! Prob gonna watch Noroi tonight, looking forward to it!
Mike Stabile (@mikestabile.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The "Anticorruption of Public Morals Act," intro'd by Rep. Schriver, is unlikely to go anywhere. But it does have 5 co-sponsors— a ludicrous bill is backed by 20% of Republicans in the MI House. That's not nothing. Republicans are telling you what they would do if they could get away with it.
Mike Stabile (@mikestabile.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
As far as I can tell, the law itself would be banned for even discussing issues like "group sex" and "fellatio." I would ostensibly be facing a felony even for sharing this as there are only exemptions for "scientific and medical research or instruction or peer-reviewed academic content."
Mike Stabile (@mikestabile.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The bill would make it a felony to share, distribute or even host "prohibited" content — which includes not just trans info but any mention of masturbation, sex or even sexual "moaning" Music, art, healthcare — even news coverage of issues sex or gender all banned.
Mike Stabile (@mikestabile.bsky.social) reposted
Michigan lawmakers have introduced a bill prohibiting the any "depiction or description" of trans people or trans existence online, including it in a bill banning "pornographic" material The bill would completely erase trans people online, equating them with porn.
-𝚖𝚘𝚡 (@moxiest.art) reposted reply parent
"they're violating the law! we need to pass laws to make that illegal!" said the fucking dipshit
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
what the actual fuck
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
IANAL, but if I had to guess then I reckon this prob has something to do w the court having been captured by a dangerous cabal that uses sneaky and improper methods to get it's way.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Does anybody else see it capitalized and automatically hear a cartoonishly bad fake-British VO pronounce it "auhntee-fah," or nah?
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
scrolling makes me feel like a chihuahua
Daniel Malmer (@malmer.com) reposted
This is an archived government report that found that “Since 1990, far-right extremists have committed far more ideologically motivated homicides than far-left or radical Islamist extremists.” It existed yesterday and is gone today.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Circling back — it may be worthwhile to consider the possibility that some of them are not particularly smart and experience (or perhaps even write? Can't remember off top who wrote what) lyrics as something less like poetry and more like "cool metal words." Lotta dummies out there. [soz to 2xpost]
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
fr! I would assume they have some sort of "no politics no religion" type thanksgiving rule, but that doesn't quite scan considering some of their lyrics... I just don't get it.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Their drummer is a full on fascist, meanwhile vocals is like... I would guess some flavor of 3Wist ancom? I like some of their music but I can't trust a group of dudes so chill w that level of incoherence.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn't matter that they've been lied to when they go to the lie theater every week to hear their favorite lies that just so happen to consistently work them into a bloodthirsty rage at literally the rest of society. Its not the flavor they like, it's the intoxication. They want the bloodthirst.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
They might be worse than you, but there ain't a single decent person on earth that went to church to eulogize Chirk. Not a one.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
just seen a lefty Christian talking bout their church fully eulogizing Chirk for a service and how "they're not bad people, they've been lied to, they're grieving" and I'ma need y'all soft headed mfs to understand that the types of narratives people prefer do indeed illustrate their character.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
The American Right has been actively waging what they conceptualize as a war on the rest of us for a long time now, hence all the terrorism and school shootings. The least we can do is rip away whatever dignity they'd dare muster from their dead heroes. Fuckem if they can't take a joke.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
For the record, there's little reason to read Flynn's 5GW text, it's Lind's 4GW w slightly more emphasis on the importance of lying online.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
This chyron is such a piss off. Poso been posting giddy AF about his "4G/5G warfare" strats for damn near a decade. Flynn wrote a whole ass book outlining the necessity of asymmetry in informational & kinetic insurgency. And CNN gaslights the public by framing their victims as the aggressors.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
No worries. Not to keep piling on, but while you're receptive to it I might suggest breaking the habit of referring to people online as "accounts." Or, at least, be aware that it's dehumanizing and just weigh that notion before saying it. Some accounts aren't human, ofc, so use your own discernment.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Just because an explanation hypothetically exists doesn't mean it needs or ought to be articulated to the individual you've harmed. At that point, the "explanation" becomes an excuse, and you are engaged in the process of excuse-making regardless of intent.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Deranged to assume someone is emotionally invested in being mad at a stranger bc they pointed out that you're an asshole on the internet. I'll forget you exist before the day is over. Good luck in therapy or whatever, try to remember other people are people too & you'll be golden.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
I also addressed your word choice, and did not say "excuse." Read before replying, asshole.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Your explanation is bullshit.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
I know you know this, but I still feel compelled to say aloud that autism and ADHD don't explain being an asshole. That's a whole different third thing.
LOLGOP ❌👑,🤡 (@thefarce.org) reposted
I don't know how to get stories like this to be everywhere. There are hundreds or thousands of them, and yet we're drowning in stories about Ka$h trying to find a trans person who winked at Charlie Kirk's killer.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
Been seeing a lot of people complaining about Borderlands 4 having the same performance problems that plagued 3, which were worse than what plagued TPS, which were better than the bugs of 2 but Gearbox fired that entire team — anyway, start learning from your experiences & save hundreds of dollars.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
tempest fujita
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
Dementia coming for gen alpha by the time they're 35, good luck future.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Helping them understand the technology is garbage and they better not touch it.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Taking this rec & leaving a recommendation for Incantation (2022) in the take a rec/leave a rec tray.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my all time faves, love that fuckin movie. Makes me cry like a fool every damn time.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG THAT COLOR TOO O.O
Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted
But the 385 instances of gunfire on college campuses since 2013, killing 111 people and injuring 266 were all fine actually, and did not raise the stakes for anyone Just the one dead fascist propagandist's is raising the stakes
Jon Green (@modestholdings.com) reposted
Many people are learning Jon Green supports trans rights tonight, welcome.
Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted
Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him
Dorian Lynskey (@dorianlynskey.bsky.social) reposted
To understand online-poisoned politics, from conspiracy theories to actual violence, we have to stop relying on the archaic framework of left and right. That’s not the space they live in
Joad The Wet Sprocket (@joadsprocket.bsky.social) reposted
There are a lot of reasons for the Ben Shapiro types to lie about the shooter's politics, but the one that sticks out to me is that it means his death is what his organization was trying to inflict on college professors and journalists.
illumi (@vinnievinson.bsky.social) reposted
nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
It's Going Down (@igd.bsky.social) reposted
Weird how when a Trump supporter, white supremacist, and reportedly, a former member of Turning Point USA shot up Florida State University (FSU) several months ago and killed two people - there wasn't the same national conversation about "political violence." www.mediaite.com/news/mass-sh...
🏳️⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] (@alexandraerin.com) reposted reply parent
...but its opposite. "Cancel culture" was never a thing practiced by nobodies on Twitter who had a thing to say about how Bari Weiss or whoever conducted themselves. It was an idea made up by people who felt that being criticized by nobodies was an existential threat and a deadly insult.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
why are you even here
Fang of the Sun Doug (@seeyouspaceoomfie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Right wing politics is, when you cut through the bullshit, ideology largely constructed to rationalize who does and does not deserve to die (or at least, eho you can allow to die) To subscribe to that way of thinking and not realize how awful it is until it's applied to people like you is nuts
Lex Roman (@lexroman.com) reposted
Follow all 28 indie publishers taking part in the BACK INDIE MEDIA DRIVE this month with Project C. go.bsky.app/4UJFDAC
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
At scale that's surely still the case. The US is a lot bigger than we tend to readily conceptualize & our infosphere is goddamn dire. Also realizing a lot of these middle+ class white folks that post in the CVE sphere only know, care about, and relate to other middle+ class white folks.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
Pop quiz, hotshots: How many murders were committed and/or attempted by Charlie Kirk fans just this month?
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
"Oh well now it's surely going to be worse!" Ok yeah sure why not, let's pretend the constantly escalating fascist regime needed an excuse to continue escalating. So fucking stupid.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
I think a lot of youse have not truly accepted the knowledge that we've been living under a fascist regime invading our own cities & kidnapping our neighbors for almost a year now. If you're sweatypalm fretting over what happens now that Chirk got merc'd, I cordially invite you to wake the fuck up.
Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted
This is a good time to set yourself up with a Mastodon account but not as mastodon.social cuz apparently they are also not fun I am on jorts.horse where you can say funny stuff about bad dead ppl who worked their whole lives to strip the rights & very life from u, your friends & your kids if u want
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
if what had happened was a terminal groyper killed churly as a bit then that would mean that maga failed to make comedy legal, which i think is likely to be the case bc them mfs can't do anything right
sina (@rejectionking.bsky.social) reposted
mlk’s letter from a birmingham jail is required reading in light of this week’s events rushing to the middle and civility for what? the person clearly had a record of vocal extremist rhetoric and organizing around extremist ideas
Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted
Since Charlie Kirk was fatally shot, people on the left have been censored, punished, and targeted with more violence for telling the truth about Kirk's legacy. The cycle continues: mainstream whitewashing of violence begets more violence and the victims are blamed. spitfirenews.com/p/the-nation...
Anne 🩵🩷🤍 [נעמי יעל] (@tranniehathaway.bsky.social) reposted
"Since when have American flags been lowered to half-mast for a ragebait YouTuber? Why would a podcaster who never held office deserve a Capitol monument? And why are elected Democrats and institutions participating in and encouraging this?"
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
There was like an entire month where every media outlet and social media app (except this one) was like 'Haitians will eat your dog' and that not only endangered thousands of people but also helped swing an election but now you can't say Bad Man Dead because it just wouldn't be decent.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Every fuckin time.
ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 (@shuchancellor.online) reposted
*obi wan voice* that's what they do, yep
Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
yes, kids like sharing gore content with each other. the entire point of parenting and generalized social care for children is that we try to stop them from doing this as much as possible because we know it’s bad for them.
skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Artist link
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Told y'all mfs white Christians go to War Hell.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
BREAKING: FBI Director Confirms Charlie Kirk Unworthy Of God's Love, Shall Not See Light Of Heaven
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
holy shit that's a good pun
Ernie Smith (@ernie.tedium.co) reposted
I have seen a few follows get picked off like this in the past two days. It’s concerning. Also strong evidence that we need more AT protocol instances
Tsveira (@phantasm.bsky.social) reposted
Seems like Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) got suspended within 10 minutes of posting this?
Breen Ouellette (he/him) (@breeno.bsky.social) reposted
Our lives don't matter to the silent majority until their own lives are threatened.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
lol man you need to watch less tv
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
scrolled past a lot of people insisting that nobody on Bluesky is celebrating curly chirks gusherification, and I would like to simply set the record straight: I am still celebrating
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Shut the fuck up Gervin.
jourdain searles (@judysquirrels.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
like when a politician says “no one deserves to be shot” they don’t actually mean it. what they mean is “no straight, cis, white adults should be shot” they’re fine with it happening to literally everyone else. they express as much every single day, in “polite” terms. the effect is the same though
jourdain searles (@judysquirrels.bsky.social) reposted
getting to the “adults” part of this post was upsetting because it’s really true… american politicians do not care about children dying at all. and it’s such an ignored issue that the kids who have been shot at in schools had to become political figures and represent themselves.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
My money's on interfaith or groyper vendetta, but cautious not to speculate aloud too much lest I end up the bobo.
Abita Slim in 3D 🔵 (@abitaslim.bsky.social) reposted
I really wonder how normies are gonna feel about everything being about Charlie Kirk on 9/11
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
the raspberry gusher from the gushers commercial
herosshade.bsky.social (@herosshade.bsky.social) reposted
You do not owe him sympathy. That goes for anyone who doesn't value human life.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddamn right this post is shiny.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social)
The people wasting their time decrying political violence bc a fascist got to experience the world he helped shape neither understand politics nor violence & should frankly be embarrassed and ignored. Shit happens. Want a better world? Stop fucking posting about it and go make it happen.
mobilize a meal plan (@ouroboredom.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine too. I keep thinking about it and laughing. Thanks, Curly Chirk.
Antifa International (@antifaintl.bsky.social) reposted
Is this a good time to remind folks that Charlie Kirk’s former events coordinator @ Turning Point USA had to quit to serve a prison sentence for child pornography? ca.news.yahoo.com/former-trump...