trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
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trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
My most literary nerd burn ever. ๐ฅ
@tuphlos.bsky.social I want them both to win. #usopen
Was he a phony, Jack? #happyhunting
There are lots of rural places that don't have access to either. As always the least and hopefully most effective is challenging book banners in your community and voting the banners out.
Very tempting!
Our internal drops are in fire safe rooms after some kids damaged a library with firecrackers in the book drop. They were easily found because of their footprints in the freshly fallen snow. They must have missed out on this classic.
That sucks. We just want to help people access all sorts of things: books, computers, information, and a variety of services. I mean, if you're going to vandalize with fire, I'm sure there are other more deserving institutions.
I mean, I didn't know he had a spine.
You are a better woman than me! Hopefully a new coach can set him straight.
FYI it's not a crackdown, it's an invasion.
He Found a Clam, A CLAM! ๐ #dog #dogday #bluesky
My favorite evergreen Molly Ivins quote: "I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag."
My Cracker Barrel story: I went to one in Louisiana & in the bathroom there was a man older than time at the urinal next to me. They call out tables on an intercom so we hear the hostess like โSally, party of fourโ and he looks at me and from two feet away yells โIS THERE A GOD DAMNED WOMAN IN HEREโ
Have you ever really thought about moss?
Case Files 01 is now live! It's the first (of many) of our new Liminal Horror anthology zine. goblinarchives.itch.io/case-files-v...
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โWHY CANโT YOU HEAR ME?AM I DEAD?โ
Maybe all their attention will turn to raw milk or some other froot loop "medical knowledge".
I am open to most "no longer here" options
My dream is to be in a bookstore and I shout out the news and people lift me on their shoulders cheering then we leave to get drunk then go back to the bookstore and buy lots of books to celebrate.
Can't see that. I have him blocked ๐
Ok golf is usually posted on his schedule. It is not posted for the weekend, however, I don't know that it was cancelled
Agreed. I love watching professional tennis. If it were a book it would be fast-paced suspense.
Dang it. I saw it somewhere. If I find proof I will post that here. And yes, I'm a librarian and yes, I know better.
Golf canceled last I heard.
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Lovrafjorden, Norway Yes, I could. . . Easily, ๐
Neil Young quits Facebook and Instagram over Meta's use of chatbots with children 'Meta's use of chatbots with children is unconscionable,' Young's team shared in a statement. www.cbc.ca/music/neil-y...
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How awesome is it that most animals love chin scritches and belly rubs ๐
I think I'll go with the frozen goodness ๐โโ๏ธ
Mini donk chomblesโฆ #MiniDonks #FarmLife #LittleFarm
Joseph Stella, Red Flower, 1929 #art
Well isnโt this lovely. Opera star sings Habanera (from Carmen) in the airport (?) What a terrific voice. #opera I donโt care if theyโre staged, we need more profl free public #music and #art.
Harris teeter?
Me too.
Today, little kids at Annunciation Catholic School were forced into a club that no child should ever join. Itโs a fucked up club, and itโs growing because our so-called leaders refuse to act.
My first 45 played on my playskool record player.
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Daily smile for today... ๐ #dog #dogday #cat #catday #bluesky
@tuphlos.bsky.social Medvedev is dead to me.
Happy cows
Give a cat a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a cat to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.
A dating app for the over 50's called Napchat
Every timeline needs a happy doggo dance... ๐ #dog #dogday #bluesky
Feisty Queen #cats #kittens #caturday
Being an adult is just re-discovering once per year how expensive rugs are
Caturday Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
This about sums things up. Fuck ICE. #TheAlliedForces
Release the Trump/Epstein files now!
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
If you are near a Nepalese restaurant, checkout thupka which is also good for colds. Feel betta!
Agreed. However, I'm sure Walmart is still making profit. Their efforts to mitigate affects employees and shoppers not their giant piles of money.
Mitigate means it affects employees and shoppers. I'm sure profits are still strong.
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A genius
[sending a letter in 1870] ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ๐ซ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ก๐ฐ ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ด๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ,
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
Meet Mary Catherine, the Great Lakesโ oldest-known trout at 62. www.popsci.com/environment/...
(Not real but funny)
This blue in a red state supports blue states for teaching red states and the federal government a lesson.
Blue in a red state appreciates blue states & support any efforts that will help red states and the federal government stop with the bullshit. Luckily we have a dem governor and Rs no longer have a supermajority in our house & Sen. We also have an upcoming senate race that we should be able to win.
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๐ฅCOACH @sullydawg2.bsky.social on whoโs really getting deported. (not violent criminals) โYou made a big deal about โcoming in the right wayโ โtheyโre waiting for asylum hearings and getting arrested, as private prisons get richโฆ Share in the shame of your vote.โ Full: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6C7xKgr/
Ugh. I should have told my daughter that about Caillou. Although at some point she watched it out of spite, she is my daughter after all.
Little rascal... ๐๐ ๐คฃ Sound on... ๐ #dog #dogday #bluesky
We need to make sure there are midterms. I don't think that is something we can assume at this point.
I think they are saying fuck you fuck you fuck you.
I am so glad Iโm not stoned right now
Gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.socialโs social media team isnโt just throwing haymakers theyโre out here landing combos ๐
An interview so beautiful someone literally turned it into art.
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This tattoo, by InkedMongoose on IG, is perfect. No notes.
Stephen King. Love him but avoid his recommendation blurbs.
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Good morning
Let 'em think I'm easy breezy when really I'm stabby jabby - Confucius
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what gif pops up when you type your name
Did someone say they needed a cute red panda video?? ๐๐ #bluesky
i wanted to share a lovely media analysis video that people can listen, share and discuss about. i love Olurinatti such a wonderful way to explaining media literacy, and examining then providing examples. youtu.be/oG5EpzGmAtA?...
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
It would be more useful if upon your death your entire watchlist flashed before your eyes.
Neat! www.polygon.com/charlie-kauf...
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In high school, my gym teacher heard I was a movie nerd. When I came to him with a legit request to get out of class one day, he said heโd let me out whenever I wanted โ*if* I could tell him who was in GODFATHER IIโ By the time I got to Bruno Kirby as Clemenza, he stopped me and said I could go.
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