It's been a long slog, lads, but tomorrow's the day he finally revalues the Iraqi dinar
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
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It's been a long slog, lads, but tomorrow's the day he finally revalues the Iraqi dinar
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Noting that it does not specify Trump
I'm so jealous of everyone who got to watch X-Files as it came out. Imagine watching Pusher one week then next week Jose Chung's From Outer Space
We need 1000s more of this type of person on here
I was out roaming the roads like a ronin, saving random women from violence, when a septic truck ran over me 31 times. This will be my only statement on the matter.
Looking at my dumbass conservative brother in law's social media gives me the same feeling as looking at those "Biden's Wins" type accounts last year. The tang of fear is in the air
Angrily crumpling the letter informing me my 2.5 kinsey status has been downgraded to 1.75 due to inactivity
Hard to overstate how many cis people just straight up think they are being polite by doing that. Seeing right wingers trot out "did you assume my gender!?" memes and thinking "hey, we have to respect that shrill stereotype"
Insta is also a bit of a ghost town these days
Direct result of people letting racoons eat hot dogs out of their mouths and stuff. Stop doing that shit!
The best James Bond film.
bsky.app/profile/pabs...
That's his sister!!
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Shadowland by KD Lang, a sensual lesbian country album
That's one of those things that probably really seems smart when you are dumb as fuck
Asymmetrical warfare doesn't count!!!
People say this about Vietnam as well lmao
Feeling like a cowboy
Made some really good pinto beans tonight. Soaked overnight. 4 slices of chopped bacon, 4 cloves of garlic, half a white onion, a small jalapeno, salt and pepper, paprika, beer, water, and chicken bullion
On one hand I think Dems should fund an influencer media apparatus and not cede the space to conservatives. On the other hand, it appears that everyone they give money to is some sort of wiener.
This does NOT define the Walking Tall fandom- those stories belong to US
Someone bought one of these for my dad once and he was unimpressed lol
SIBLINGS?
We gotta raise taxes
Extremely normal to say "yeah, prior to being rear ended, my client was doing a good deed"
I actually love crashing rental cars 💅
Lady you can't be posting like this and misspelling bologna
This is my favorite twin cities food stand. Not really! But I get you have to go with something here
@hawaiianpunch.bsky.social the club expands
Belgian beer is the best because it basically starts at 6%
Babe wake up we're drinking the furry Belgian sour with an abv of 10%
Solarpunk is before anything else a chobani advertisement
@wyattprivilege.bsky.social turo spotting
I wish!
REPTILES/DINOPART.GIF
Braunschweiger has the texture of plastic explosives, it would be very weird mixed with cream cheese!
Not a good one but still
I'm really confused by the mock liver pate which appears to just be liver pate
Pretty much all cultural criticism these days comes from people who spend ~13 hours a day on social media. Almost every piece of cultural criticism I've seen recently is usually "look at these tweets" or maybe "look at this one headline"
Thicc tail
I believe the Democrats lost to Trump twice with that line. Biden won not really talking about it. Learn or die
Sounds like a great thing to pay someone 8k a month to post about
I'm yet to see a really solid refutation of the actual reporting
I personally think he would get squishy and turn into a "normal" Republican at the first whiff of positive media coverage
here is lego watto smoking a bong
Ma'am, a genocide is happening
It's so funny lol
Lol
Take comfort in that being exceedingly unlikely
Where's the giant alligator
Just saw a guy with a vanity plate that said "Hey 19". I love Steely Dan too man, but that's an inadvisable license plate
Heading into the holiday weekend Darkwolf style...
Hey man, I'm gonna do all of this to you
I thought it was Jim Belushi
This one is good because Pace is ass
Yeah, if it comes to that, that's a good thing to do. What's your point?
Would you have voted for Biden if we were supporting the murder and starvation of Israeli Jews?
Bluesky is a website primarily for people who want more than anything else than to smoke a cigarette with a shlubby middle aged Chinese guy.
@hawaiianpunch.bsky.social important
Considering the process of making diner appropriate quantities of coffee just by boiling the grounds. What a hassle!
I just look for any excuse to bring up the Jimmy Saville guys. what a touch. haven't even seen the movie yet, just those guys
Are the romans the Jimmy Saville cult guys?
1) get all your news from social media 2) find someone in the comments who is wrong 3) win an argument against them 4) feel better
An underrated aspect of reading Marx (specifically the Brumaire) is that he has some pretty good answers to the "why are rural smallholders Like That" question, so you can quit worrying about it and go enjoy yourself
continually thinking about a post I saw that read "getting queerbaited by taylor swift is like getting beaten at chess by a dog"
lmao
youtu.be/fb6vhYaG5FQ?... Fire in every feature
Nigella is my homegirl
Never stick your neck out for a male comedian!
Fish fingers sandwich with crispy lettuce and mayonnaise in a brioche bun for lunch
[Q] Do you think this guys is a creep? he invited me to connect...should i be scared? http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/OZ6LF6FMQ6V4AYECYCJCRNZOXY [A] Seeing how you are still in high school.. I say no. Why would he want to connect anyway? [2009]
The poor "We're two consenting adults" guy. He was just trying to get his freak on
Are you arguing that isn't a good idea or isn't populism?
yeah exactly
I can't really get mad at stuff like this anymore. Neoliberalism's victory was so complete that people don't have an alternative frame of reference. They've never even thought about motor carrier deregulation, or what the Carter years actually entailed www.aei.org/op-eds/jimmy...
I will now be growing these and paul robeson tomatoes next year
the porsche cayenne makes you look like a single-issue voter for legalizing parking in bike lanes
Inviting the Gruggs to the cave for some roast rodent and tubers. I think Mr. Grugg is a little boring but he's bringing a clay pot of some of the crudest alcohol ever devised
inviting your friends over for dinner: a successful friend-maintaining strategy for over 40,000 years
why is he doing this as the iconic Powell Peralta "Ripper" logo. go post some 80s skate clips
Finally your children can beat those dogs
RH Sin is the name of a pickup artist in an episode of law and order from 2015
going to a sushi restaurant and ordering the wagyu burger so everyone knows im a huge pussy
I'm gonna start a funeral trebuchet company
Yeah it was something of an adjustment. In my summer in Minnesota I saw more thunder and lightning than I had in my entire life
lets start today
the people, united, will never be defeated
i want to give my daughter a "sleeping through thunderstorms" medal. Though i suppose that's just a valuable skill in the midwest
I read the authors wiki and his service in WWII was incredible. The British really would just let rich guys pay to bumble around annoying guys who have a war to fight
Sometimes someone is giving away four perfectly good lawn chairs. Sometimes someone is giving away three cans of sardines, one of which is expired
