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Nobody tell Trump, he’ll want us to round up all the legionnaires.
I would have gone with quotes around ‘tragedy’.
Abolish ICE. We told you to do it years ago. Listen. “We told you so, again.” - The Left
#illustration
Vote blue no matter who, unless it’s a leftist.
‘Go forth ye into the den of cheap goods and be stabby for the lord’ sayeth the Christ
If terrorism was a Jackson Pollock painting.
I’m illustrating the core difference between these groups. You want to build a stronger coalition? Fall in line.
Facing terrorism charges, but the motive is unknown? So he’s just, what? Freelancing? Make it make sense NYT.
Lawful Neutral and Chaotic Good. No hairs split. Fundamentally different.
I prefer to use the alignment chart from D&D, it’s far more useful. For example: Liberals are ‘Lawful Neutral’, whereas leftists are ‘Chaotic Good’. This is why they don’t see eye to eye on a great many core issues and why liberals would rather collaborate with ‘Lawful Evil’ conservatives.
AOC is liberal, not ‘a liberal.’ The problem with liberals is that they would rather lose to Trump than have anything remotely resembling democratic socialism. The proof is the last five decades of incompetence so profound it is indistinguishable from corruption.
Stewardess? I believe I purchased a ticket in the non smoking section of the plane. What do you mean there no more smoking sections? This whole plane is a smoking section.
Do you lift, bro? And by that I mean, do you lift people out of poverty by improving their material conditions?
Do you lift, bro? And by that I mean lift people out of poverty.
Liberals are ‘Lawful Neutral’ whereas leftists are ‘Chaotic Good’. As AOC said: 'In any other country, Joe Biden and I would not be in the same party'. Truth.
Liberals are pro-war capitalists. Leftists are not either.
Mugz being created in the wild. #MuGZ
Following an illegal order will get you executed just the same.
What Trump just did got the Nazi generals executed. You should lead with that fact next time you talk to the public.
What Trump did got the Nazi generals executed at Nuremberg. You should mention that.
And cut the Pentagon budget. I’d say 90% cut, but I’m willing to be flexible.
#illustration #bigfatpuddytat #sharpie
Pope Woke!!! Not gonna lie, I’m disappointed that the conclave didn’t choose Cardinal Onarope.
The deep dish Pope is my favourite, but you see him and he’s holding a pineapple, that’s the devil you’re looking at.
By the looks of him I would say he was used to scratch Donald Trump’s ass crack.
Hear me out: Pencil dolls.
I have an idea: Russia gets all the way out and pays reparations.
Republicans are trying to kill you.
He kept his promise of being a one term president.
"Target moves towards uniformity, inequality and exclusion." #HonestHeadlines
"Target moves towards uniformity, inequality and exclusion." #HonestHeadlines
Electoral reform, god damn it.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit ice cream. (I always pick the wrong week.)
Vladimir Putin has a video recording of Donald Trump raping and murdering a child prostitute. I don't know that for a fact, but it would explain Trump's behaviour perfectly.
They're showing the world that violence is the only option.
It's more than rhetoric.
Europe needs to hand the seized money over to Ukraine.
No open Zionist will ever lead the Democratic Party again. It’s over.
Only if Zelensky can bring the Klitschko brothers and the doors are locked behind them.
I love this picture of you.
Donald Trump is trying to kill you.
Not if they're on the same flight. I kid, I'm a kidder.
They're trying to kill us.
Sadly, this level of stupidity is representative of the people who voted for him.
Corruption does not get prosecuted anymore.
Expel John Fetterman.
They are trying to kill us.
Fuck this corrupt goof.
Nancy Pelosi hasn't found an insider trade she doesn't like.
There's no evidence there is an actually baby rather than a well disguised bag of mashed potatoes.
Republicans need adjustment.
Putin and Trump must resign.
And?
Rachel and Chris should quite and join Zeteo.
I think they know.
Bernie Sanders would have won.
Wednesdays are now walk everywhere backwards day.
Wait, why didn’t Biden do this?
I wonder if the general knows any people who know how to put up armed resistance to tyranny?
Senate is good. He should primary Fetterman.
Stuns? You guys can’t get anything right. It’s our game, bitches.
That BA in philosophy doesn't look so frivolous now, does it?
The one direction was down. C'mon, it was right there.
The Adjuster was right. You're not actually doing anything about this ongoing horror.
It's not math, it's spelling.
I couldn't agree more. Now do Netanyahu and Biden.
If you want to rename Florida 'Trumplandia', I shall allow it.
The test is having to write a short essay about the effects of a randomly selected recreational drug.
Why does your water smell like vodka?
All she had to do was say she would uphold the law, but she just couldn't do it, and so here we are, in the mess liberals made.
Brian Thompson is the only one that I can remember that didn't get away with it.
Good. Democrats need a wholesale line up change.
#Darwin
If we have a real life Bond villain, why don't we have a real life James Bond?
At least your enemy can’t betray you.
The politician that adopts the slogan 'Eat the Rich' would win in a landslide.
Th Adjuster did something.
I pronounce it ‘dodgy’ but ‘douche’ works too.
Primary Fetterman.
There's a guaranteed way to make sure that Putin won't harm anyone else.
This needs to come out of the police budget and from the officers involved. Nothing will improve unless and until those responsible feel the pain of harsh punishment.
One cash advance at 4am at a time.