I’ve always liked this one too 😅
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I’ve always liked this one too 😅
#Workersoverbillionaires #Laborday demonstration in Denver, CO today. @50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org
@bmeiselas.bsky.social @meiselasb.bsky.social @meidasjordy.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social Marching in Bloomington, IN
@50501movement.bsky.social Tampa Florida, where organizers were kind enough to hold the protest at 5 pm when it was "only" 88 degrees.
Workers Over Billionaires Labor Day Protest in Macomb, Illinois @50501movement.bsky.social
Ok Chicago Wish I could be there with you
Be ready to hit the streets.
How is she so big already?? 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Love
Did you ever think you’d have 4 little panthers in your house?
Room mate needs a dose of reality
I just wish I could go!!
Some do and some don’t. Same with men in their 50’s lol
I don’t believe you Pretty sure this was you at 8
Was there an Old English aftershave too? I feel like that was his back up. Then my brother started using Drakkar Noir
I can say that there’s a particular one that I highly recommend 😂
My dad was an Old Spice guy 😊
Right!!
Absolutely. The Eat Pray Love approach to keeping women in their place.
Worry less? Hm. Maybe don’t be overwhelmed by worry. But there’s a lot to be worried about. Doubt EVERYTHING. Work MORE on loving yourself. I can’t tell you how much I hate stupid shit like this.
Saw this advertised as “teen girl room decor” Absolutely fucking not. Complain MORE. Things fucking suck. Talk MORE and insist people listen. Argue MORE and advocate for yourself and people who can’t advocate for themselves. Hear and pay attention MORE. There is all sorts of shit out there.
I missed that lmao
Vitalis then!
I don’t know why the first definition in my head is more like “mistress”
are in a big ole bunch. The whole “I don’t want to speak badly of Benny but his ego is bruised bc I didn’t include him”…. Yeah he’s mad. 🤣 But who cares. 3/
sound quite right, and you’re trying to be a counterpoint to the Joe Rogans and Shapiros of the world, you should probably listen to the women who are speaking up. Sorry this happened Benny. For someone intent on making it sound like you got your feelings hurt, it sure sounds like his panties 2/
I was turned off by some misogynistic commentary. I (& several other women on here) said something thinking that it might give pause but it didn’t. Funny how the goal to make a counterpoint to male toxicity just revealed new levels of toxicity. 🤷🏻♀️ If women you respect say something doesn’t 1/
I think that was Lard.
I know!! Keziah you nasty girl!
I’ve always thought of consort as being a female companion but it also means wife or companion Just cracked me up. I’ve never seen it on a gravestone before
I have never seen a gravestone quite so salacious… 😁
Out prowling around with the kids and we find ourselves in a cemetery. Me-“Kids never marry a Stalker” My kids- “George Rhoda Stalker” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nooooo but I regularly try to teach my older patients how to fiddle with their high tech cpap machines
I know! I’m imagining a street salesman opening it with flare 🤣
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I know 🤣🤣🤣
Of course! St Michael defeats evil!
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And there’s also the likelihood that he has severe untreated sleep apnea so my hopes are quite high
Newsom responds to Trump’s odd post announcing he is going to bed early
His EF is probably 30% and what do you bet his carotids are 98% occluded
I love the attention to detail 🤣
The evidence is very clear.
Goals for the remaining time in 2025- curate your life so you can have entire UG account solely dedicated to the care, hair growth & maintenance, and strategic sunless tanning of a Sasquatch tattoo.
We don’t talk about merkins enough.
It’s science.
Ok. Yum. That drizzled over good vanilla ice cream. Or caramel ice cream.
I approve all of these except rainbow sprinkles because they are a cruel joke. No added flavor. Just the hope of something slightly more delicious due to the increased visual appeal only to have a crunchy flavorless texture 😭
Oh god. Not Alan.
Yep. May not have even been consensual
Poor thing.
Hahah ok
Haha awesome Are pickled onions particularly fart-inducing?
Oh yea. Peaches. Apple. Blueberries.
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Nice!!! Thank you!!
Crème anglaise w berries
I changed my mind. OK, Hear Me Out...A 'LORD OF THE RINGS' Remake, but with These Two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Me too lol
What is your preferred sweet flavor?
Fuck yes
😉 Wish you were here
Self pleasure for men Aka Fleshlight
Very true!
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Hahahahaaa
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I mean it only makes sense 😉
How about salted caramel-rich, creamy, melts in your mouth, flavorful, with just the right amount of saltiness 😁
I think bitter dark chocolate is superior to other chocolate’s but to me the flavors are overpowering
Oh yes Also bourbon maple.
I don’t hate this flavor combination but I would find this overpowering As opposed to salted caramel which is still rich and flavorful 😉
This is true 🤣🤣
Hahaha
I imagine being like them feels pretty terrible 😮💨
Define good chocolate
The farmers should wax other farmers UNLESS we have a volunteer army of feminists with a sidecar of spite who sign up for the job
I just want to chuckle to myself and gloat for a bit.
Well the farmers could save the farmers by getting Brazilians themselves actually…
I mean-we have to save the farmers right?
Definitely
Unpopular opinion, but chocolate is not as delicious as caramel or high quality vanilla.
Every day I wake up and immediately check the news in hopes that he’s finally kicked the can.
OK, Hear Me Out...A 'LORD OF THE RINGS' Remake, but with These Two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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I’m obviously the only slightly tipsy person alone with no kids posting stupid shit online tonight…
