avatar
PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social

I have never seen a gravestone quite so salacious… 😁

image image
sep 1, 2025, 7:07 pm • 25 0

Replies

avatar
Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social

95 yrs old. What in the milfy cougar is going on here!?

sep 1, 2025, 7:23 pm • 6 0 • view
avatar
PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social

I know!! Keziah you nasty girl!

sep 1, 2025, 7:38 pm • 5 0 • view
avatar
PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social

I’ve always thought of consort as being a female companion but it also means wife or companion Just cracked me up. I’ve never seen it on a gravestone before

sep 1, 2025, 7:18 pm • 16 0 • view
avatar
Official Alt US Federal Government @gpatrick.bsky.social

I thought it was men's hair tonic like something my grandpa might've used.

sep 1, 2025, 7:19 pm • 4 0 • view
avatar
PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social

I think that was Lard.

sep 1, 2025, 7:39 pm • 4 0 • view
avatar
Official Alt US Federal Government @gpatrick.bsky.social

No way! Grandma was kind of a bully.

sep 1, 2025, 7:40 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social

Vitalis then!

sep 1, 2025, 7:56 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
Official Alt US Federal Government @gpatrick.bsky.social

Older

sep 1, 2025, 8:01 pm • 4 0 • view
avatar
PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social

image
sep 1, 2025, 8:14 pm • 6 0 • view
avatar
Official Alt US Federal Government @gpatrick.bsky.social

That stuff still gives me Pavlovian memories of when I was 15.😝

sep 1, 2025, 10:09 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
ScottCulkin 🇺🇸/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/🚒🚑(ret.)/🚴/🥁/⚽ @scottculkin.bsky.social

A little dab'll do ya.

sep 1, 2025, 10:11 pm • 4 0 • view
avatar
Official Alt US Federal Government @gpatrick.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's all there was!

sep 1, 2025, 10:12 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
🇨🇦Demondawg’s minion 🇪🇸 @demondawg2021.bsky.social

My uncle used that to his dying day - it was getting hard to find 🥹😍

sep 1, 2025, 8:18 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
Official Alt US Federal Government @gpatrick.bsky.social

Same with my dad's favorite aftershave, Hai Karate.

sep 1, 2025, 10:08 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social

My dad was an Old Spice guy 😊

sep 1, 2025, 10:14 pm • 4 0 • view
avatar
Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social

Long live The Dry Look™️! www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbmR...

sep 1, 2025, 8:26 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
Official Alt US Federal Government @gpatrick.bsky.social

Would you believe I just saw a rockabilly hep cat at the mall this afternoon?

sep 1, 2025, 10:07 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
Official Alt US Federal Government @gpatrick.bsky.social

I knew my memory wasn't all that far off!

image
sep 1, 2025, 8:29 pm • 5 0 • view
avatar
Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com

I'm going to stop referring to @wrenispinkle.bsky.social as my fiancee and start referring to myself as her consort.

sep 1, 2025, 7:20 pm • 12 0 • view
avatar
🇨🇦Demondawg’s minion 🇪🇸 @demondawg2021.bsky.social

Prince Phillip was the Prince Consort for Elizabeth! Solid title

sep 1, 2025, 7:54 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social

I don’t know why the first definition in my head is more like “mistress”

sep 1, 2025, 7:55 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
🇨🇦Demondawg’s minion 🇪🇸 @demondawg2021.bsky.social

I think it’s a fun word that brings to mind frolicking and salacious behaviour!

sep 1, 2025, 8:17 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 7:38 pm • 5 0 • view