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What you need to do is convince bigots that it's against your religion to look at pictures of kittens in little hats.
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What you need to do is convince bigots that it's against your religion to look at pictures of kittens in little hats.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the big metal diaper.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing I liked about FB, and that AoS sorely lacks, is the fingerprints of creator fixation. Just glancing at FB you can see the creators were real history nerds, and as we all know, the best fantasy worlds are just excuses to nerd out about one niche topic.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
New Slur for AI Bros: "Phillip K. Dickless."
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
"Locally sourced" in that it was sourced from some locals.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, a Total War game where every H.G. Welles book was a real, historical event would be great. Captain Nemo's mariners, a local gun-club builds the first orbital launch station and shoots a bullet into the moon. Chrononauts bringing Eloi and Morlocks into the modern day...
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember there being a Total War set during the Meiji Era and the fall of the Shogunate. But that's kind of it. :c
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"Dear Archbishop Celestia...."
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Helsreach if it were epic.
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Congratulations!
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
If VISA and Mastercard can control what we watch and play, then who's to say what they'll come for next. Don't let big corporations infringe on the free exchange of ideas. chng.it/m5thNLbXxk
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
The helm did nothing to hide the corpse-pyre stench. But worse than the smell was the silence. Eino would have made a crass joke and Lida would have struck him for it. But both hung from her saddle along with the rest of the 31st. A grim display, but she would be damned if she left them behind.
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You can almost hear the distant thundering of artillery.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
There's nothing about this that doesn't kick ass.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
Not so much a GM habit as a mechanic. But I can't stand it when one's moral or mental stability is gamified. Things like "Sanity" aren't something you can staple to a chart or a dice roll. They're highly personalized responses to trauma and stress and should be roleplayed, not rolled .
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
*Looking into the mirror at 3AM, intent on summoning Gianni Matragrano* "Indie Boomer Shooter. Indie Boomer Shooter. Indie Boomer Sh- AGH I CAN'T DO IT WHAT IF HE'S REAL??"
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
The ability to make a custom hero was one of my favorite things about this game. I'd kill to see that in something like TWWH (For EVERY faction, not just chaos.) Or for RTS in general.
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Glad someone else remembers Yeelen!
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
Look, I love good cosmic horror space-squid. But they should behave like real-world cosmic events. Inevitable, but not *pressing.* The stars are right and the Mother Below rises from her slumber. Soon she will be upon us. But we mean "Soon" in the geological sense. So, like 1.5 million years.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
Now, I'm not saying that all mental therapy should come in the form of vampire daddies. But I'm not *NOT* saying that, either.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
Truly thankful to @littlebatgames.bsky.social for helping me deal with the stress of layoffs. Now when l feel myself freak out, a muscular vampire DILF manifests like Obi Wan Kenobi and says "That sounds like a 'should' statement, pard'ner." 10/10, buy this game immediately.
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"There's a lot of nuance to the situation" My brother in christ he is talking like a Traitor Primarch.
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HRT Stands for Hellstorm Rocket's Triumph.
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Late pledges are open until the 31st. If you didn't already back it, you still have time to
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
Animorphs should be what Harry Potter is now. And the fact that we don't have a Universal Animorphs Land that gives children PTSD is proof that we are in the darkest timeline
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Check out the cover of Born Slippy #1, a brand-new cyberpunk adventure in the world of The Bekkoning! Created by @deftbeck.bsky.social Art by @bronkosaur.bsky.social Written by @paodriscoll.bsky.social Edited by @comradevideo.bsky.social Check out the start of the story next Friday!
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My sincerest condolences to Wayne June's friends and family. It was for your voice that I ventured into The Dark, and your legacy that I will carry on through it.
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Man these Rimworld ads have been getting weird.
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Gaiman's work was the reason I got into writing. To see this side of him, to see how he hurt the most vulnerable people in his life so callously, it's sickening. Maybe I'm just mourning the man I thought he was. My deepest sympathies go to his victims.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
Gaiman's work was the reason I got into writing. To see this side of him, to see how he hurt the most vulnerable people in his life so callously, it's sickening. Maybe I'm just mourning the man I thought he was. My deepest sympathies go to his victims.
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This Machine Kills Corpos. =D
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
What causes the blue? Is it some kind of gas? Radiation?
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! I've never seen it that up-close before! I had no idea It had those blue sections.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent
Something tells me that's a real planet you've got in the BG.
Fang (@fang072401.bsky.social) reposted
It's #Thanksgiving. Are you ready for your visit from the Thanksgiving Ape? Remember to leave him a slice of pumpkin pie so that he will grant you a Thanksgiving Boon. Such as making your grandparents shut the fuck up about wokeness or defenestrating your racist uncle.
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
NB folks are powerful. Only someone on some Hecatean mysteries shit could come up with something as metal as 'Dead-Name.' They really be like "Let every god above and below know that like my fate, I shall forge a name anew with my own hands! Hear me, you worms of heaven! For I! Am! KATIE!!!"
Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)
The fact that I didn't immediately move here the instant he did that stupid jump really says a lot about me, I think.