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Professional Keyboard Goblin

@paodriscoll.bsky.social

Professional Game Writer and Narrative Designer. Play Mars Tactics!

created October 18, 2024

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Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent

What you need to do is convince bigots that it's against your religion to look at pictures of kittens in little hats.

2/9/2025, 3:17:57 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the big metal diaper.

1/9/2025, 4:15:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing I liked about FB, and that AoS sorely lacks, is the fingerprints of creator fixation. Just glancing at FB you can see the creators were real history nerds, and as we all know, the best fantasy worlds are just excuses to nerd out about one niche topic.

25/8/2025, 5:08:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)

New Slur for AI Bros: "Phillip K. Dickless."

17/8/2025, 10:08:44 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent

"Locally sourced" in that it was sourced from some locals.

12/8/2025, 8:36:58 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly, a Total War game where every H.G. Welles book was a real, historical event would be great. Captain Nemo's mariners, a local gun-club builds the first orbital launch station and shoots a bullet into the moon. Chrononauts bringing Eloi and Morlocks into the modern day...

9/8/2025, 9:49:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember there being a Total War set during the Meiji Era and the fall of the Shogunate. But that's kind of it. :c

9/8/2025, 9:48:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Dear Archbishop Celestia...."

9/8/2025, 5:26:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Helsreach if it were epic.

7/8/2025, 6:49:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations!

28/7/2025, 4:56:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)

If VISA and Mastercard can control what we watch and play, then who's to say what they'll come for next. Don't let big corporations infringe on the free exchange of ideas. chng.it/m5thNLbXxk

26/7/2025, 9:10:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The helm did nothing to hide the corpse-pyre stench. But worse than the smell was the silence. Eino would have made a crass joke and Lida would have struck him for it. But both hung from her saddle along with the rest of the 31st. A grim display, but she would be damned if she left them behind.

18/7/2025, 7:37:35 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can almost hear the distant thundering of artillery.

14/7/2025, 5:01:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)

There's nothing about this that doesn't kick ass.

15/5/2025, 12:31:19 AM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Not so much a GM habit as a mechanic. But I can't stand it when one's moral or mental stability is gamified. Things like "Sanity" aren't something you can staple to a chart or a dice roll. They're highly personalized responses to trauma and stress and should be roleplayed, not rolled .

15/5/2025, 12:30:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Looking into the mirror at 3AM, intent on summoning Gianni Matragrano* "Indie Boomer Shooter. Indie Boomer Shooter. Indie Boomer Sh- AGH I CAN'T DO IT WHAT IF HE'S REAL??"

26/4/2025, 11:00:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ability to make a custom hero was one of my favorite things about this game. I'd kill to see that in something like TWWH (For EVERY faction, not just chaos.) Or for RTS in general.

24/4/2025, 9:45:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad someone else remembers Yeelen!

21/4/2025, 8:29:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#RemoveRFK

Meme of a Cat poking their head out of a hole in the ceiling. SHARE IF YOU LOVE CATS! Or if you think Disabled people have intrinsic humanity & worth even if we can't
17/4/2025, 10:02:36 PM | 436 222 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)

Look, I love good cosmic horror space-squid. But they should behave like real-world cosmic events. Inevitable, but not *pressing.* The stars are right and the Mother Below rises from her slumber. Soon she will be upon us. But we mean "Soon" in the geological sense. So, like 1.5 million years.

17/4/2025, 8:17:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now, I'm not saying that all mental therapy should come in the form of vampire daddies. But I'm not *NOT* saying that, either.

17/4/2025, 4:49:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)

Truly thankful to @littlebatgames.bsky.social for helping me deal with the stress of layoffs. Now when l feel myself freak out, a muscular vampire DILF manifests like Obi Wan Kenobi and says "That sounds like a 'should' statement, pard'ner." 10/10, buy this game immediately.

17/4/2025, 4:44:54 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"There's a lot of nuance to the situation" My brother in christ he is talking like a Traitor Primarch.

5/4/2025, 5:26:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HRT Stands for Hellstorm Rocket's Triumph.

2/4/2025, 9:24:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steph "StickyHunter" FarrowπŸ’›πŸ€πŸ’œπŸ–€ (@stickyhunter.bsky.social) reposted

Late pledges are open until the 31st. If you didn't already back it, you still have time to

30/3/2025, 2:22:28 PM | 4 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)

Animorphs should be what Harry Potter is now. And the fact that we don't have a Universal Animorphs Land that gives children PTSD is proof that we are in the darkest timeline

23/3/2025, 6:25:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Deft Beck (@deftbeck.bsky.social) reposted

Check out the cover of Born Slippy #1, a brand-new cyberpunk adventure in the world of The Bekkoning! Created by @deftbeck.bsky.social Art by @bronkosaur.bsky.social Written by @paodriscoll.bsky.social Edited by @comradevideo.bsky.social Check out the start of the story next Friday!

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8/3/2025, 7:15:43 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)

My sincerest condolences to Wayne June's friends and family. It was for your voice that I ventured into The Dark, and your legacy that I will carry on through it.

30/1/2025, 8:30:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man these Rimworld ads have been getting weird.

30/1/2025, 8:25:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gaiman's work was the reason I got into writing. To see this side of him, to see how he hurt the most vulnerable people in his life so callously, it's sickening. Maybe I'm just mourning the man I thought he was. My deepest sympathies go to his victims.

14/1/2025, 1:35:06 AM | 57 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gaiman's work was the reason I got into writing. To see this side of him, to see how he hurt the most vulnerable people in his life so callously, it's sickening. Maybe I'm just mourning the man I thought he was. My deepest sympathies go to his victims.

14/1/2025, 1:35:06 AM | 57 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent

This Machine Kills Corpos. =D

10/1/2025, 8:14:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent

What causes the blue? Is it some kind of gas? Radiation?

27/12/2024, 8:25:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! I've never seen it that up-close before! I had no idea It had those blue sections.

27/12/2024, 6:26:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something tells me that's a real planet you've got in the BG.

27/12/2024, 2:13:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fang (@fang072401.bsky.social) reposted

It's #Thanksgiving. Are you ready for your visit from the Thanksgiving Ape? Remember to leave him a slice of pumpkin pie so that he will grant you a Thanksgiving Boon. Such as making your grandparents shut the fuck up about wokeness or defenestrating your racist uncle.

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28/11/2024, 5:40:32 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)

NB folks are powerful. Only someone on some Hecatean mysteries shit could come up with something as metal as 'Dead-Name.' They really be like "Let every god above and below know that like my fate, I shall forge a name anew with my own hands! Hear me, you worms of heaven! For I! Am! KATIE!!!"

26/11/2024, 10:05:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professional Keyboard Goblin (@paodriscoll.bsky.social)

The fact that I didn't immediately move here the instant he did that stupid jump really says a lot about me, I think.

20/11/2024, 4:56:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view