Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future ( I’m already old)
Papito, just a tiny daddy in your phone. Widowed in May ‘23. Used to punch people for money. Now I take care of parks, occasionally paint stuff you can buy. He/ Him. RockChalk. I hang out with @katsch a lot
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Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future ( I’m already old)
i've been compartmentalized i'm in a compartment it's much better than i thought it'd be cozy
if blink-182 were singing about alan young: dont waste your time on me youre already the voice of mr ed
Thanks! The work is few and far between these days but we keep churning
Finally finished this off with a nice linseed coat. Done.
Would you come south to Vancouver? There’s a guy named Sacred Yeti who does extraordinary floral stuff.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
This is sort of a spectacular start to the day
This is an absolutely delightful way to spend 20 minutes on a Saturday youtu.be/3q_dP9iXhsc?...
We went to a good place
In the old days we referred to this place as
If we just got back from the best vacation and the best news drops today…
Peanut butter in the fridge thicc
What even is traffic. Just drive
i think computers should be harder to turn on
We cant keep living like this.
Meet me in Temecula, B
Not enough people are gonna appreciate that banger
I’m notably more concerned about school starting tomorrow then either of my kids are
french Dracula be like “qu’est-ce qu’un homme? un petit bouquet de secrets miserable”
This is wonderful
Brutal
Ffs. This is the advertising the algorithm has decided I’m in the market for.
Idk about you but I’m really ready for fat pants weather to return
When my kid starts telling me about his favorite YouTuber
People will often make up stories about seeing a bird on the way to work for attention
‘Shots don’t wear oxygen because they work 16-20 hour shifts nonstop hiking digging and cutting. One yr we gps’d the whole season and averaged 17 miles a day. Those bullshit flammable tanks add 15 lbs to the pack and last maybe 10 minutes.
@opb.org the resistance to speaking with actual hot shots or smoke jumpers when you are talking about working conditions for firefighters Feels like trolling at this point. 10 yrs of coverage, not a single type 1 ff.
who is this rorschach guy and why is he showing us all these photos of bjork: thread
It was
Making waffles
Coverage dismissing the fact that National Guard are “just patrolling safe tourist areas” is missing the point. The very nature of a presence patrol — I did hundreds of these in Iraq — is to project strength. That’s to embolden your allies. And to threaten your enemies.
Firefighters are trying to save one of the world’s tallest trees, a 325-foot behemoth on the Oregon Coast known as the Doerner Fir.
Well that is a serious bummer. Dang. A fire only in the top third is wild stuff. Got to be dry lightning?
Occasionally I do this funky TRX squat/ pullover combo. Today I did it for 20 minutes straight ( roughly 600 reps) and now my body can’t feel happy. I’m unhappy.
Street cred? In this economy?
Same. I’ve had a fairly unconventional career path that’s worked out ok, some intense shit, here and there but it never came at the expense of human connection. Life’s too short.
I just read that article and like, what an asshole.
you know that thing you hate? the miserable human experience? we’re naming it that
True but those Selena Gomez Oreos are some good food.
What’s wild is Zelenskyy could probably turn this around if he showed up wearing those trump basketball shoes or some shit
They are full on gonna demand Ukraine surrender in front of the cameras today and kick off a weird awful shitshow.
more like Misstress Now amiright
*sheriff woody voice* there’s a boot in my ass
She may not be Ms. Right but…
I always read the cover letters.
Showing my age but Orange is still where it’s at
The most surprising thing is that I thought for sure it was an Aaron not an Erin.
Definitely not enough hog for the newcomers, what did you guys do?
Too many “coaches” people meet in the gym don’t know shit and that doesn’t help.
The fight basically lost. Dem leadership chose not to do shit, mostly so they can keep their own power. This is our country now. That’s not doomerism, it’s just looking at the practical realities. Anywho, have a nice Sunday
Fucks sake. History being rewritten, capital overtaken by military, people being rounded up, rights being stripped… So far the biggest resistance to it was like, a march in Portland or whatever. We are fucked
“They said his pic was too hot to be real” is how you gotta tell that story
guys i thought "giving head" meant sharing interesting thoughts and ideas.. i didnt know it meant the other thing..
The athletes were good, but the pacing was terrible and they need a new MC. The vibe was a little too drunken red neck, not enough real wrestling
OK, that was actually the worst professional wrestling, so I’ve ever been to. That said now we could say we done it.
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For real, we can’t be the only Bluesky homies going to see the little guys throw down tonight hmu
Dads heart surgery was a success. Pretty pleased about that tough old dude having some more time
I kicked maybe 1000 people out of lfk and ATL bars over the years. You know who you are.
mf said ooples and banoonoos
For real, we can’t be the only Bluesky homies going to see the little guys throw down tonight hmu
Aye PDX peeps, we gonna see any of you at MicroMania tonight?
They pants and vests are hanging on for dear life
Lol youtu.be/NsXOgoGN2wE?...
I bet they make him wait in a small room with that Annalyn McCord poem video.
That would be some fun stuff.
Honestly if he accidentally signs away Alaska today it would be sort of hilarious. Dipshits gonna dipshit and whatnot
Who got thumbs and slightly less than two hours sleep last night?
okay fuck it, I don't care if I get banned. I don't fucking care if I get added to a list, I don't care if the secret service shows up at my house. I'm gonna say it: everything stinks
*Foo Fighters voice* There goes my gyro
ok on the flip side if only billionaires can afford it AND it definitely kills them I mean
Something the prudes haven’t even thought of yet
Got so stressed out Had difficulty breathing and had to close my eyes for a minute. Good times.
Bullshit we’ve been calling ourselves “Gen Big Daddy Thing” after the big daddy Kane album that came out in 1989
i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free
Good morning universe!
Minnie Mouse is the same size as Mickey Mouse.
Body weight squats! My fav.
Godspeed
Lol have you ever talked to that guy? He’s almost as big an asshole in person as Kent.
when sir mix-a-lot said "even white boys gotta shout" that really spoke to me
HISTORY TEACHER IN 2115: "Now, who can tell me the broad themes in the aftermath of the BigBallz Beating?"
STOP *mechanical whirling* *rip* GIVING *mechanical whirling* *rip* ME *mechanical whirling* *rip* PAPER *mechanical whirling* *rip* TOWELS *mechanical whirling* *rip*
this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
people on here will skeet anything. "Charlie Brown had no hoes." No, he did. That isn't true.
Art history is such a beautiful example because that major, specifically, was a favorite target of 2010s STEMlords
These responses are crazy. Had no idea there were that many guys with non functioning peens out there.
Creaky old bod back in workout mode. 20 sets of 25 squats/ 5 pull-ups.
sir, I got 90s eyebrows, you can't hurt me
Took a gap year to follow Phish, prolly experimented with drugs a bit.
Yep. There’s some literature on it at the visitor center down the road from the tree.
goatse
