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@paranoyd.bsky.social

Writer, father, gamer, cinefile. Horror fan and podcast listener.

created November 10, 2024

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Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

That was for Suozzi, btw, not you, C.

3/9/2025, 5:59:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Eventually, all villains turn on each other.

3/9/2025, 5:58:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd prefer not to be in YOUR idea of a party as well, but maybe YOU'RE the one who should leave.

3/9/2025, 5:52:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks like he's wearing one of those harnesses my kids wore when I carried them around attached to my chest as babies. Is that guy next to him going to strap him on when they leave the studio?

3/9/2025, 4:46:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Considering your publishing history, that's worth a lot. Thank you for the encouragement.

3/9/2025, 4:42:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, your interpretation may be correct, and I'M the one who missed it.

2/9/2025, 9:35:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

That's what you got out of this? Not that the stereotype being satirized is that football players are big dumb jocks who get hit in the head, effectively making them big dumb animals?

2/9/2025, 6:45:57 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

This is literally the only way to deal with a malignant narcissist- tell them that beneficial thing was their idea all along and let them take credit for it.

1/9/2025, 7:08:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, you're all correct. If, in 3 years, that's the only choice - well, shit - then we hold our collective noses and vote. But until then we should work together to assure that is absolutely not the only choice.

1/9/2025, 3:51:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

You're talking about Republicans, right?

1/9/2025, 3:44:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

My absolutely favorite vampire film.

1/9/2025, 3:35:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire regime are monsters. He couldn't do it if they didn't help.

31/8/2025, 11:55:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? I was under the impression they just went up the last few days.

30/8/2025, 7:35:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Many people say lot's of things. I'll believe it when I see the body strung up in front of the White House like a skinned deer.

30/8/2025, 4:32:33 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what constantly hobbles me. I don't want to make something that sucks, mainly because I don't want you guys to think less of me.

30/8/2025, 4:08:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he has all the strokes.

30/8/2025, 2:49:30 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

No! No! Oh, God, No!

30/8/2025, 2:48:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

There's more than one person with that body?

30/8/2025, 2:46:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

They just appeared. Give them a minute.

30/8/2025, 2:41:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, they literally just appeared. Give the trolls time - they'll be up soon, probably.

30/8/2025, 2:40:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

You're not seeing the parallels?

30/8/2025, 2:39:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they spend the night at a Holiday Inn Express?

30/8/2025, 6:29:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Mood board? That sounds intriguing. What would you suggest for a cthuluesque action horror set in the arctic?

29/8/2025, 8:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. He's angry that he lost an election, and nothing is more dangerous than a malignant narcissist with a chip on their shoulder.

28/8/2025, 11:37:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the point of commenting? They'll do what they want and fire anyone who disagrees. At this point, it's like adding your name to the administration's hit list.

28/8/2025, 10:44:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope those decisions stand. But I wonder who's going to enforce them.

28/8/2025, 5:39:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

They are doing their jobs. Their jobs are to destroy the American government.

28/8/2025, 3:49:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I've never been the president, but I'm fairly certain there's other things he should be taking care of than sniffing Seth Meyer's ass.

27/8/2025, 4:51:27 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure they're talking about the "Hopes and Prayers" crowd who keep telling us there's nothing that can be done about gun violence even though they're the ones letting it continue.

27/8/2025, 4:49:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely. Huge "I've got a banana in my ear to ward off the tigers" energy, lol.

27/8/2025, 4:43:47 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I liked it.

27/8/2025, 4:41:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not a fan of screamo or death metal, but their logos and covers are generally fire.

27/8/2025, 4:35:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a killer clown phase?

27/8/2025, 3:51:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking disgusting. Truly the darkest and stupidest timeline.

27/8/2025, 3:51:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't considering what's happening now dark?

27/8/2025, 4:21:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent poster! I have a bunch of puzzles I've assembled then glued together and framed, and I need to put them up in my office.

27/8/2025, 4:18:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. Can't fucking wait.

26/8/2025, 10:29:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Simply untrue. Protests have record numbers. Representatives switchboard are full. Town halls are riotous. The problem is you are not seeing it on the news, as they are deliberately not showing it. They are all owned by the right-wing, now.

26/8/2025, 10:27:53 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do people say things like "No one seems particularly bothered" when story after story after independent news video is talking about it? Of course we are all bothered. Millions of people are protesting constantly, speaking out, and yelling at their MAGA reps.

26/8/2025, 9:18:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, no. Anyway ...

26/8/2025, 8:49:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, they're dumb.

25/8/2025, 9:35:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not one man. It's an entire party and a good number of our fellow citizens. They want this. It's disgusting.

24/8/2025, 8:41:19 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Or are they...

23/8/2025, 10:07:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

But he has zero political capital, and no one likes him. He actually has ideas about running things, but has no clue how. And no one like Johnson, his likely VP, either, and it leaves a gap in the House. It's an altogether positive outcome, comparatively.

23/8/2025, 6:38:57 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes neurodiversity looks like a minor social faux pas a neurotypical would laugh off and forget results in crippling self-doubt and emotional trauma for days if not weeks for us. And yes, we'd stop it if we could.

22/8/2025, 4:03:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

When the worst person has the best idea.

21/8/2025, 1:00:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Having been on multiple film and TV show sets, this doesn't seem all that odd. There are days you're acting to a PA or stuffed doll. Shatner and Montalban were never in the same room. They've been doing this sort of thing for decades.

21/8/2025, 5:35:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. Not a fan.

20/8/2025, 1:36:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean the police departments who are working with ICE except in rare instances? The fascists with badges? Those guys?

19/8/2025, 8:50:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm 8 minutes in and all she's done so far is make pithy complaints about Schumer and Jeffries. (Which I don't disagree with, BTW.) This video is six months old. Senate opposition is irrelevant - they are just doing things with EO's. Ignoring the courts. And law. None of this will work.

19/8/2025, 8:49:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Does that thing play Donkey Kong?

19/8/2025, 7:39:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

And what is that?

19/8/2025, 7:36:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

What can Congressional Dems do? Actually do, like, pass laws or stop legislation or stop ICE, etc? They can do all sorts of things, and they are. But they cannot physically stop this administration. And that's what people are blaming them for. Unfairly, IMHO.

19/8/2025, 7:34:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Terrific!

19/8/2025, 7:30:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmm, boots.

19/8/2025, 4:24:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally not true. This narrative is part of the problem. Plenty of Dems are pushing back. But they have zero power, because right-wing propaganda has left the Dems neutered and unable to stop this. SCOTUS, DOJ, and the media are all complicit. What can they do, except speak out?

19/8/2025, 4:22:27 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a valid concern, right now.

19/8/2025, 1:02:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

We stopped being a democratic country on Jan 20.

19/8/2025, 12:58:48 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably.

18/8/2025, 6:31:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I am not happy that our seemingly best popular choice to defeat 47 right this second is the garbage Newsom, but that looks the be the case. I'm looking for the better viable candidate, but I fear he'll beat out AOC (who, as a woman, doesn't have a chance) or literally anyone else.

18/8/2025, 1:30:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I think these are the "Dems aren't doing anything" crowd who want Dems to act like Republicans instead of actually trying to do their jobs, holding rallies, inspecting ICE facilities, conducting hearings, and exposing MAGA malfeasance without having any real power to stop it.

18/8/2025, 1:18:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I am so angry that my country is doing this, and that so many of my fellow citizens support it. Worse are those who enabled it my staying home or withholding their vote for Harris on Election day. This is on them as much as the MAGAs.

18/8/2025, 1:05:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Loved the first half. They played more offense in this game than most of the last season, it felt. Should have had a clean sheet, but for that inconsistent hand ball ruling - either both were or neither were. Hope they can keep up the momentum.

17/8/2025, 8:53:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm trying. Executive dysfunction is an issue. Also, imposter syndrome and exhaustion. But mostly the dysfunction.

17/8/2025, 8:47:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

*deletes document of 300 double-spaced pages*

17/8/2025, 4:58:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

No. Fuck that. We will not get over it. We learned several million Americans want to be Nazi Germany. There's no getting over that.

16/8/2025, 12:43:05 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

"But don't let it be a black and a white one 'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top Black police showin' out for the white cop"

16/8/2025, 12:05:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

There isn't even a viable candidate yet, and you all are trashing them. It's like when studios announce a new Star Wars film and the "fans" shit on it before it even has a name.

15/8/2025, 1:02:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, we have primaries where we vote on who, of the available candidates, we want to run in the regular campaign.

15/8/2025, 12:59:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

This, all this. I used to think he was ok, not the best, but not terrible. His recent record on Trans persons and his platforming of Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon was eye-opening. I'm glad he's trolling the MAGAts, but that doesn't make him Presidential.

15/8/2025, 11:43:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

That's pretty funny. Still not voting for him for President.

13/8/2025, 4:12:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I've started the practicing part.

13/8/2025, 3:50:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. That was the joke.

12/8/2025, 7:32:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, he was a white guy? This changes EVERYTHING!

12/8/2025, 5:04:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

More like, this is what happens when a cult forms around a malignant narcissist and takes control of a government.

12/8/2025, 2:10:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

You know, they are literally doing everything they can. Do you seriously think if they had the power to stop it, they wouldn't?

10/8/2025, 1:29:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Simply untrue.

9/8/2025, 6:52:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Um, who would run that ad? The mainstream media is complicit. They aren't reporting on what the Dems are doing, now. What makes you think they would allow that to be seen?

8/8/2025, 3:08:11 AM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

My grandmother had a stack of S&H books, full up. We got all sorts of things.

6/8/2025, 5:02:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Been waiting for this! I have a difficult time reading hardbacks, and I've wanted to read this since I first saw it on the shelf! I've had to placate myself with Gabino Iglesias, SA Barnes, and Stephen Graham Jones. (Poor me.)

5/8/2025, 7:23:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

A face made for punching.

5/8/2025, 7:16:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a proven cheater.

4/8/2025, 6:18:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Propaganda works.

3/8/2025, 3:30:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate to tell you, we already are. There are so many agencies and contracts and sciences and goodwill the Republicans have abandoned or destroyed, that we will never get back. We will have to build a new government. New laws to make sure this doesn't happen again. New relationships. New parties.

1/8/2025, 10:53:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should make Sing 3 wirh Ed Sheeran and he can sing Sing in Sing.

31/7/2025, 2:01:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been male since I was born in 1970, and that's always been how I've seen most men relating to men. Which is one reason I don't really relate to most men. Part of the isolation problem is men like me not having other men like me to relate to.

28/7/2025, 6:47:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The human centipede is the Republican party.

28/7/2025, 4:05:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are we calling Grindr "The Closet" now? 😉

28/7/2025, 4:04:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

My younger brother died from HIV complications a few years ago. Too late for him, but I'm glad this exists for everyone else and their siblings and children.

28/7/2025, 1:12:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, a Bible thumping Republican is in trouble for a sex-related offense? What is this, an alternate timeline?

27/7/2025, 8:09:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Cult.

27/7/2025, 7:26:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a dice tower based on his Notre Dame painting.

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27/7/2025, 3:53:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they all drop dead any day now. From natural causes, of course, Mr. FBI.

27/7/2025, 9:54:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. He's a Nazi. Straight up, no chaser.

27/7/2025, 3:55:10 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just got home from seeing Bloodywood in concert. Terrific show.

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25/7/2025, 7:55:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely. My jaw dropped.

24/7/2025, 5:07:29 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah. I haven't seen it reported anywhere, yet. Yeah, not sad about that one.

24/7/2025, 5:03:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh, who died?

24/7/2025, 4:25:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Dad (@paranoyd.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, Clinton is a Democrat. Republicans can't be held responsible for their actions.

24/7/2025, 1:53:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next on Jubilee - one obese coma patient vs 20 zombies.

24/7/2025, 1:39:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view