Parliament reopened today, but Nigel Farage was in Washington DC on his 10th trip to the US since becoming an MP. You don't get to earn £1m from 12 jobs by wasting time on what is meant to be your full time role.
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Parliament reopened today, but Nigel Farage was in Washington DC on his 10th trip to the US since becoming an MP. You don't get to earn £1m from 12 jobs by wasting time on what is meant to be your full time role.
Utter bollocks as usual. The only mention of the ECHR was in confirming that it wasn't considered at all by the judges. Deliberate lying to incite hatred and division by the the frog-faced gobshite.
Utter bollocks as usual. The only mention of the ECHR was in confirming that it wasn't considered at all by the judges. Deliberate lying to incite hatred and division by the the frog-faced gobshite.
Entitled tax-dodging grifters cost this country far more than any benefit fraud.
Concerned parents at Epping.
I'm sure Nigel Farage will bring this up when he testifies before the US Congress in September about freedom of speech restrictions in the UK.
A reform councillor who resigned after never attending a meeting got paid £2,442. Calling DOLGE… calling DOLGE… I have found an example of the waste you are so keen to stamp out!
The way Tice keeps going on about this, you'd almost think he'd received £2.3m from people with links to fossil fuels and climate change denial. Oh, hang on...
Is it me or is Richard Tice just fucking weird?
All Reform did today was sound a massive dog whistle to morons. Exactly like he did with Brexit, Nigel Farage is promising things that make racist numbskulls come in their pants, but which are total fantasy and completely undeliverable.
Nigel Farage confirms the new Reform UK campaign has been successful in achieving its main aim.
Journalist: “Can you name any of the military bases you would use to house migrants?” Farage: waffle waffle bollocks deflection (“no”)
Nigel Farage says “We are not very far from major civil disorder” but forgets to add “and I’ll keep doing all I can to ensure we get there”.
Trumps says Europeans call him "The President of Europe". He must be going deaf if that's what he hears when people say "tangerine turd", "fat orange fuckwit", "bloviating manbaby" and "ignorant shithead".
Here's a quick way to check whether you are a patriot or not. If you find yourself climbing a lamp post to hoist a union jack, you'll know you're not a patriot, you're a thick racist twat. You're welcome.
So if I've understood this 'Raise The Colours' thing correctly, it's about intimidating immigrants, causing criminal damage, shouting racist abuse, costing local authorities money and generally behaving like a brainless tit.
All these right wing patriots fervently putting flags up everywhere seems somehow familiar...
The good thing about flag-shagging 'patriots' is that they are so monumentally thick that they film themselves committing racially aggravated criminal damage and post it on the internet, making it nice and easy for the police to find them.
When Parliament reopens, Nigel Farage will be in the US, representing his Clacton constituents by speaking at a conference for MAGA morons, on what is his 10th trip to America since becoming an MP.
A pathetic group of UKIP numbskulls where vastly outnumbered by the good people of Liverpool, who told them to fuck right off.
Devoted mother Lucy Connolly has said she hopes to see her family some time in the next six months, assuming she can fit them in between interviews with right wing shit-stirrers.
Danish activists have been painting their flag on roundabouts. Either that or British 'patriots' are a bunch of thick twats, which I find hard to believe.
Nigel Farage refuses to watch the Red Arrows fly past as it would mean we couldn't see his face on this carefully staged photo of him pretending to watch the Red Arrows fly past.
Every announcement by Nigel Farage.
Once more for the dimwits at the back: a) Lucy Connolly pleaded guilty. b) She was convicted under legislation introduced under Thatcher. c) She was sentenced under guidance brought in under Boris Johnson. d) fuck off.
These morons moved to Spain because there were "too many foreigners in the UK".
Robert Jenrick, seen here in Epping with Eddy Butler, a concerned parent, ex BNP activist and founder member of Nazi group Combat 18.
22 year old Reform councillor Joseph Boam has been sacked as deputy leader of Leicestershire C C. Not sure why, but I wonder if it was anything to do with his homophobic, sexist and islamophobic social media posts, or claiming that depression wasn't real.
Jaymey McIvor (who the Tories kicked out for sending dick pics) is now Reform's Director of Local Government. His job is to make sure councils are run efficiently. A company he ran went bust in March owing £141,025, so he sounds ideal. bylinetimes.com/2025/08/12/b...
Just concerned parents.
So it sounds like Trump is going to give Putin another two weeks, on top of the ten days he gave him instead of the original 50 days he gave him, after the two weeks he gave him following the first two weeks he gave him. TACO Trump strikes again.
Quick summary of the Alaska Summit: -Putin played Trump like a fat orange fiddle - - er... that's it
Trump is never happier than when he's kissing the arse of a war criminal dictator.
Oh my God, I agree with Rees Mogg! What is happening?
So, if I've understood this correctly, two tier justice is what happens when the legal process arrives at a decision that a bunch of racist fuckwits don't agree with.
If your A-level results are disappointing, don't worry - at least you aren't a twat like Jeremy Clarkson.
Tom Skinner is just an ordinary hard-working patriotic family man, as evidenced by his spending time with a genuine authoritarian, Fascist-enabling, bullying, lying, conspiracy-spreading scumbag who regularly slags off the UK. Bosh!
Good old BBC - working hard to find a way to avoid saying growth recovered strongly in June, or the economy grew faster than forecast in Q2, or it grew by as much in half a year as the OBR forecast for the whole year.
Please don’t worry if you don’t get the A level results you were hoping for. Liz Truss is proof that you can rise to the highest office in the land even if you have the brains of a haddock.
The police have been issued with new guidance suggesting that they give Nigel Farage a running commentary on every aspect of every crime, so that he doesn’t feel the need to make shit up and incite riots.
Urged by who? Nigel Farage? The dickhead who created the problem in the first place with his Brexit shitshow, despite being told that this is exactly what would happen? Fuck right off.
Nigel Farage posts a video from 2015 in Greece and claims it is the UK today. What more proof is needed that this lying, grifting sack of shit will do anything to incite hatred and division?
"Are you a terrorist?"
When I said we'd smash the gangs, I meant the gangs of old ladies holding cardboard signs.
It is 100 days since Reform took control of ten councils. In that time they have taken down one flag, refused diversity training, put a 19 year old in charge of a £2bn council and created a 'DOLGE' group that made false claims and achieved fuck all.
This 'patriot' wants Trump to buy England. Bit worrying to think this insightful genius has a vote - I wonder who he would vote for..?
Imagine you want to row from France to England and you can choose route A) 22 miles to Dover, or route B) 120 miles to Great Yarmouth. Rupert Lowe thinks people would choose B. Rupert is an idiot.
Rupert Lowe has reported two groups of ‘fighting age males’ invading via the Thames.
Makes you wonder whether the £2.3m Reform received from donors with links to fossil fuels and climate change denial in the last few years makes their MPs put spreading lies before the good of the country.
Oh dear.
Nigel Farage when asked to explain a single policy on anything at all.
Police have not named Tommy Robinson after arresting him. They would only confirm that a 42 year old, four foot tall, angry racist dickhead was in custody.
Nigel Farage says he has never worked in a prison so he is unable to answer a question on prison policy. On that basis he will have no views on health, defence, culture, energy, education, farming, transport, law… or anything other than lying and grifting.
Twelve men have been charged with child sex offences. I’m sure all the ‘concerned parents’ will be out in force any time now. Unless there’s something… different about these perverts..?
I sometimes forget how spectacular Skegness can be.
This 'patriot' protesting against immigrants in Manchester is actually Irish far right thug Paul Rock, who got eight years for tying up and robbing a 76 year old woman. But yeah, just concerned parents.
Tommy Robinson joins Ben Habib's Advance UK, cementing its position as a party slightly to the right of Hitler and strictly for thugs, grifters, cokeheads and criminals.
In a bold jounalistic move, the Daily Mail has paid an unemployed scarecrow a small fortune to write irrelevant drivel.
Former Tory MP Adam Holloway has defected to Reform. As someone who 'mistakenly' overclaimed £1,000 on expenses, defended an MP who sexually assaulted a 15 year old and tried to influence a judge over another MP charged with sexual assault, he should fit in perfectly.
But it's fine to put a 19 year old in charge of a £2bn council. Very consistent approach.
Who better to lecture people about political integrity than the woman who was sacked for having 14 meetings with senior Israeli figures while on holiday then lying about it , then sacked again for bullying.
It is one year today since this genius gave us the most hilarious demonstration of Karma ever.
How dare Peter Kyle insinuate that Nigel Farage would ever be on the side of a sexual predator and rapist.
Tommy Robinson is going to be all over this. Just you wait and see... ..any time now...
Turns out a lot of those who riotied last summer are violent morons who beat up their partners. Who could have guessed?
Lee Anderson receives his hospital test results.
The use of the inverted commas here is to reflect the fact that he didn't actually apolgise and is still a lying, grifting gobshite.
Fair play to Lee Anderson for being honest.
And Nigel Farage has a box of matches and a can of petrol...
When the knuckle-dragging fuckwits inevitably arrive at Canary Wharf and start attacking the police, we'll know who to blame.
Laura Anne Jones defects from Tory to Reform. She has a track record that makes her an ideal fit for Reform - using racial slurs, joking about wanting to shoot chavs and being investigated for apparently telling staff to inflate her expenses claims.
Nigel Farage doing what he does best - promising impossible nonsense that grabs the media headlines while making his followers come in their pants. More uncosted fantasy bullshit from Gobshite Goebbels.
The new Joker film looks absolutely terrifying.
How can anyone doubt what good value the BBC licence fee provides, when they devote so much time to platforming divisive gobshite Nigel Farage.
So pleased Laura Kuenssberg is interviewing Nigel Farage - the poor bloke has been starved of publicity, with the BBC only repeating every single thing he says every fucking day.
Is anyone seriously saying the average 16 and 17 year old is less capable of making a rational decision than these Brexit voters?
Why would it Liz? You may recall that when you crashed the economy gilt yields only rose in the UK, unlike now. Also, the markets aren’t panicking, the pound isn’t plummeting and mortgage rates aren’t soaring. Still haven’t quite got the hang of this economics lark have you?
Not sure why Reform are up in arms about 16 and 17 year olds voting. They put this 18 year old in charge of a £2bn council, which is pretty irresponsible if they thought he couldn’t even be trusted to vote a few months ago.
The data breach occurred under Boris Johnson. The superinjunction was put in place under Rishi Sunak, who then kept it in place via the Court of Appeal in 2024. Labour ordered a review then lifted the injunction. Conclusion: it's all Labour’s fault.
Truth bombs from the man who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives, partied while people died, agreed the worst Brexit deal possible and promoted sex pests.
And by ‘practical plan’ you mean the illegal one that didn't work, cost £700m with a projected total cost of £10bn and only resulted in three people being paid £3k each to go to Rwanda. That practical plan?
Exactly Liz, nothing represents 'our national culture' more than Greek statues made in Greece by Greeks.
Since most MPs would have refused to go, we felt it was best to avoid the scenario of Trump addressing a room that was empty apart from a furiously wanking Farage.
Another sewage leak suspected after a massive turd is spotted in the English Channel.
Fair enough, Nazi it is then.
Bit ironic when so many of his followers can barely string a sentence together.
I've invited Nigel Farage, Richard Tice and Lee Anderson over for dinner. I'm cooking beef wellington.
Reform MP James McMurdock won his seat by just 98 votes. And he only managed that by hiding the fact that he was an ex con. Now he's accused of fraudulantly claiming covid loans. Bet his constituents are delighted.
Many thanks to Rupert Lowe for showing me round his Restore Britain campaign office.
Nigel Farage has been an MP for one year. In that time he has served his Clacton constituents by going to Arizona, Chicago, Kuala Lumpur, Pennsylvania, New York, Washington (3 times), Florida, France, Las Vegas and Abu Dhabi.
As Heathrow power cut is found to be caused by a fault in the substation, Richard Tice offers a full apology for blaming net zero. Just kidding! Lying gobshites don't do apologies.
As well as raking in £977,000 from his ten side jobs, Nigel Farage also got £98,709 in gifts during the last year. Man of the people, or greedy grifting gobshite?
Darren Grimes caught lying after the police deny saying he couldn’t hold surgeries for ‘security reasons’. Turns out he was simply following the example of Nigel Farage and telling lies to get out of doing any work. bylinetimes.com/2025/07/03/r...
New Deputy Chairman of Reform is Paul Nuttall – the man who falsely claimed to be a pro footballer, have a PhD, live in his constituency when he didn’t and have close friends who died at Hillsborough. A vetting system cock-up or just Reform being the natural home of lying twats?
Say what you like about Liz Truss, but she was brilliant in Riverdance.
Ah yes, Anne Marie Morris, the former Tory MP who was recorded on a parliamentary panel using the 'N' word. In other words, a perfect fit for Reform.
Reform councillor Mandy Clare - seen here with her glorious leader and then being arrested at the Winsford Pride event where she was later charged with assault. Another triumph for the Reform UK vetting system.
For any right wing dickheads confused about which grifter to follow, here’s a handy guide to who each group is for: UKIP – ageing fuckwits Reclaim Party – angry tossers Reform UK – thick twats Advance UK – really thick twats Restore Britain – total fucking morons
This new parody account is brilliant.
One in five of Reform MPs have been to prison. Where should we send them to?
