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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social

This new parody account is brilliant.

Tweet by Richard Tice says
jun 30, 2025, 7:13 am • 421 43

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Euhemerus 🇬🇧 @euhemerus.bsky.social

Aye it is, and this one is shite

jul 1, 2025, 11:01 am • 1 1 • view
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Geordie og @geordiebm.bsky.social

Good to see he's prioritising the important issues!

jun 30, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 1 • view
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Jeff @jeffm2018.bsky.social

Filofax's, we needs Filofaxes back.

jun 30, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt @matttviews.bsky.social

I think Richard’s still wanking over the Athena tennis girl poster

jun 30, 2025, 7:48 am • 6 0 • view
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social

Isn’t she in Dubai 🤔

jun 30, 2025, 7:49 am • 4 0 • view
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Tired & Angry 🇪🇺💫 🇮🇪 @angrytired.bsky.social

Anyone know where I can get a new one? Mine’s looking a bit faded 🤔

jun 30, 2025, 1:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Glynis Markham 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @lamourna.bsky.social

In the absence of meaningful policies #RefUK need for publicity becomes increasingly idiotic. Attention seeking creeps

jun 30, 2025, 11:05 am • 3 0 • view
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social

Increasingly idiotic? That's gonna be a bit of a push!

jun 30, 2025, 9:06 pm • 3 0 • view
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hippieatheart🦋 @hippieatheart.bsky.social

Americans are rude face it. We are not nice like Canadians and Mexicans, we are loudmouth and rude.

jul 1, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paul @paulsageordie.bsky.social

When he finds out about VAR he's going to shit a brick

jun 30, 2025, 7:24 am • 2 0 • view
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Ojin @birdieojin.bsky.social

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

jun 30, 2025, 11:14 am • 4 0 • view
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Lord Knows @hickson1chris.bsky.social

Can’t help noticing how many of these idiots are rich. Meritocracy?

jun 30, 2025, 7:18 am • 1 0 • view
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✨GrumpySteff ✨🇬🇧🇪🇺🇿🇦✝️👩🏼‍🦼‍➡️ @grumpysteff.bsky.social

Tice really focuses on the important things that need reforming in the country doesn’t he?😏

jun 30, 2025, 10:50 am • 12 1 • view
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cb24resident.bsky.social @cb24resident.bsky.social

Tice hates all technology then? Like the Luddites? Taking people’s jobs with tech is evil. Sounds pretty unionist eh?

jun 30, 2025, 10:43 am • 5 1 • view
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Robin Smith 🇺🇦 @robin.bobin.uk

Hahaha. This is spot-on. Perfect hypocrisy.

jun 30, 2025, 12:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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I'm a Marxist @iouwon.bsky.social

Nowhere near as hypocritical as asking for the return of "your" country (UK) when you reside in one of the most repressive regimes in the world (UAE) Wish he'd try and practice his politics over there. The incarceration would do him some good... but even if not it would do us some

jun 30, 2025, 10:06 pm • 4 0 • view
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Robin Smith 🇺🇦 @robin.bobin.uk

Hahaha. It's incredible gall, isn't it?

jun 30, 2025, 11:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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Robin Smith 🇺🇦 @robin.bobin.uk

The size on his gall bladder to contain all that…

jun 30, 2025, 11:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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hippieatheart🦋 @hippieatheart.bsky.social

Bladder?

jul 1, 2025, 7:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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hippieatheart🦋 @hippieatheart.bsky.social

Oh poopy diapers , probably has suprapubic, I see a bag impression in his pants leg, and his calf check it out

jul 1, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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mev202 @mev202.bsky.social

Let's ban email and that fangled internet. I want fax machines and telegrams back.

jun 30, 2025, 8:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social

And what exactly have you got against the carrier pigeon

jun 30, 2025, 8:18 pm • 2 1 • view
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hippieatheart🦋 @hippieatheart.bsky.social

Well, not fat because then you have to have a telephone line and I have nothing but a cell phone

jul 1, 2025, 7:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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mqb2766.bsky.social @mqb2766.bsky.social

He didnt thank me for my attention. Jez.

jun 30, 2025, 7:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social

I want our country back too, you know, that country where Tice isn’t a complete dick 👍

jun 30, 2025, 7:48 am • 10 0 • view
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Tired & Angry 🇪🇺💫 🇮🇪 @angrytired.bsky.social

#DubaiDick you mean?

jun 30, 2025, 9:27 am • 5 0 • view
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Tired & Angry 🇪🇺💫 🇮🇪 @angrytired.bsky.social

Wait til they replace the ball boys/girls with drones 👍 You heard it here first 😁

jun 30, 2025, 1:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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hippieatheart🦋 @hippieatheart.bsky.social

😬

jul 1, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sturgella Nurbinger @strontium90.bsky.social

Never mind Wimbledon, it's the getting the country back bit. I'm confused. Didn't that happen in 2016?

jun 30, 2025, 10:42 am • 12 1 • view
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hippieatheart🦋 @hippieatheart.bsky.social

I love the Italian oh my God I love him. I don’t know if he’s playing because I don’t watch tennis anymore.

jul 1, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝕃𝕒𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕄 @biglarry2k23.bsky.social

Bring back steam trains - and leeches for all ailments - and what’s wrong with sending urchins up chimneys? - and scrap the Health a Safety at work Act , let’s get back to good old “occupational hazards” causes of accidents when blokes fall off ladders etc … the good old (white) British days !

jun 30, 2025, 9:25 am • 10 3 • view
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hippieatheart🦋 @hippieatheart.bsky.social

No more chimney sweepers, huh?

jul 1, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dudley de Beau @dudleydebeau.bsky.social

Look forward to Dicky’s campaign to bring back terylene nappies. With all the shite he spews, it makes pure ecological sense.

jun 30, 2025, 9:56 am • 1 0 • view
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John Berry 💚🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @thejohnberry.bsky.social

Until our @zackpolanski.bsky.social offers to debate him and Tice runs away.

jun 30, 2025, 8:07 pm • 2 1 • view
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Michael Pearce @michaelleepearce.bsky.social

Almost as good as you!

jun 30, 2025, 7:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Austin @ozziesmith.bsky.social

Largely because Tice prefers to rely on a defence of human error rather than evidential fact

jun 30, 2025, 8:15 am • 5 1 • view
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Robin Smith 🇺🇦 @robin.bobin.uk

🤣🤣🤣

jun 30, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Adam Driver @adamdriver.bsky.social

It’s not gone anywhere, Dicky.

jun 30, 2025, 8:32 pm • 2 1 • view
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Mike @mikem51.bsky.social

Richard Tice who loves his country so much he lives in Dubai to avoid paying UK taxes. Complains about immigrants yet chooses to live in a city that is 80% immigrants.

jul 1, 2025, 8:08 am • 11 2 • view
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hippieatheart🦋 @hippieatheart.bsky.social

Mexico 🇲🇽

jul 1, 2025, 7:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Proudman @kate-pr.bsky.social

I don’t understand how someone living in Dubai to avoid uk taxes is allowed to be an MP?

jul 1, 2025, 4:13 pm • 2 1 • view
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Mike @mikem51.bsky.social

Nor me but then Farage’s main home is Brussels.

jul 1, 2025, 4:17 pm • 2 1 • view
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Kate Proudman @kate-pr.bsky.social

And Farage hated the EU so much. I hope the locals spit in his moules frites

jul 1, 2025, 5:07 pm • 2 1 • view
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Andrew S. 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🌈 @parallax2112.bsky.social

Worthy of @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social .

jun 30, 2025, 8:56 am • 2 0 • view
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Wonderhorse @wonderhorse.bsky.social

We want to see the end of the grifter, Tice and his nasty partner Oakshott. I am sure they have a home somewhere other than the UK so it would be a favour to the UK if they would leave permanently and give us all a break!

jul 1, 2025, 1:37 pm • 1 1 • view
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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social

Brexiters: "Technology can solve all the problems of the Irish border!" Also Brexiters: "Nooo technology shouldn't be used to judge tennis balls being out!"

jun 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 35 3 • view
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mat @matrees.bsky.social

Don't tell me – electronic line judges are woke.

jun 30, 2025, 8:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Paul Weems @paulweems.bsky.social

What’s he banging on about now? Did he find out the computer is foreign? Did it throw its passport in the channel?

jun 30, 2025, 8:13 am • 4 0 • view
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Tony Dexter @timbleman.bsky.social

Tice - Fartrage’s ball boy

jun 30, 2025, 9:23 am • 6 1 • view
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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social

What is it whinging about now?

jun 30, 2025, 7:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Robin Smith 🇺🇦 @robin.bobin.uk

Keir Starmer comments after Hawkeye overturns his call of "out" during Wimbledon final controversy shocker: "I was distracted".

jun 30, 2025, 12:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jon @eyespyhifi.bsky.social

Bring back rickets!

jun 30, 2025, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joe Daziel @joedalziel.bsky.social

"You cannot be serious!" 🙂

jun 30, 2025, 10:31 am • 2 1 • view