“I voted to blow up the sun. Now I am pale and pasty, and it’s not fair.”
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“I voted to blow up the sun. Now I am pale and pasty, and it’s not fair.”
Putin demands for Ukraine: 1. Give up all of Donbas 2. No NATO membership, ever 3. No Western troops in Ukraine 1. No 2. Fuck no 3. Eat a dick www.reuters.com/world/china/...
Not necessarily compromised. Trump believes he can do no wrong, and is the smartest person in the interaction. Probably easy to just flatter him into doing what is wanted, if you have the stomach for it. Maxwell and Putin are demonstrable manipulators.
Verizon, in conjunction with Chicago’s Center for Neighborhood Technology and a Michigan-based startup, is equipping the city with technology that will give officials and residents alike the ability to track urban flooding in real time.
If your wife likes murder mysteries I highly recommend Death in Paradise (BBC). The storyline, acting, and characters are well written. There are also 13 seasons & spinoffs. It is one of the recent shows I started watching that my husband doesn't make snarky comments about & finds enjoyable
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
ICE are shitbird thugs.
Wouldn’t the musk/doge breach of the treasury allow infinite ability to launder money(bribes)?
A list of seven historical figures and their feelings towards cats… 7. Abraham Lincoln (lover) 6. Mussolini (hater) 5. Anne Frank (lover) 4. Genghis Khan (hater) 3. Florence Nightingale (lover) 2. Ivan the Terrible (hater) 1. Erwin Schrödinger (undecided)
A man rings the doorbell of a small house and an old woman answers... OLD WOMAN: Yes? MAN: I’m sorry but I’ve just run over your cat OLD WOMAN: Oh MAN: I’d like to replace it if I can OLD WOMAN: Alright, but how good are you at catching mice?
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youtu.be/OlHboAAwQoI
This dude: this is who we are, if you won't accept it you'll die alone with wine and cats! Women: what kind of wine? This dude: why won't women fix the Male Loneliness Epidemic?
Maybe the ICE payroll can keep the economy afloat. Maybe they will send their children to college?
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Book published Sep 2025 “Food Intelligence”
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“Republicon “ party?
Does jack smith need money?
I believe she is powerless at this point. She can receive intense pressure there without oversight. She may offer info that Trump never knew Epstein, then ‘fall out a window’.
I agree. Since doge hacked federal systems, I don’t trust any federal numbers.
Coming soon to your local ISP. Putin shows Trump how it’s done.
Trump cheapens the presidential office. Repeatedly. I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts hawking Gaza maps for tourists.
Ivanka has children, right? Does she leave them alone with Grandfather Trump?
We said release the files not the accomplices, idiot.
Posted on Reddit by someone else, thank you! A long read, but great explanation of the current dynamics in regular people’s political thought. www.milwaukeeindependent.com/editorial/ac...
So blanche is going back for more ‘interview’. Sounds as if Trump told him terms/opinion of interview yesterday, and he is returning for more negotiation. Wish I knew more than logical speculation.
Gabbards sentences today ‘are worth three ducks to me’. What a load of 💩
With so much garbage being vomited by Christian Nationalists, I found the following article somewhat encouraging and much more acceptable than their diatribe: www.uua.org/beliefs/what...
There’s a colloquial French way of saying “zero fucks given” that translates to “I’m painting my balls with the brush of indifference.” A Finnish version is “it interests me as much as a kilogram of shit.” But my favourite is from old Greek slang and it goes “flowers on my dick and bees all around.”
It’s almost like it was never actually about protecting children… Release everything today….
The Paramount - Skydance merger will be worthless if no one is watching. Independent media is doing to corporate media what independent music did to major labels back in the day. Fuck with the people at your own risk, oligarchs.
My owner’s favorite sleep position. I can’t name it besides upside-down sploot .
I’m sorry we have to care what jd thinks/does Another bad to place at trump’s door
The most important thing about the cheating fucks on the jumbotron kiss cam is that Trump’s administration is still gaslighting the public on the Epstein files - this time by requesting grand jury transcripts that nobody asked for
BARMAN: You're not getting served in here SNAKE: Why not? BARMAN: Because you can't hold your drink
If you mean more terrible jokes involving snakes, then here's one from yesterday...
In English, if you're very hungry you could say "I could eat a horse." A Polish phrase that goes even further is zjadłbym konia z kopytami, which means "I could eat a horse with hooves." And an old phrase about being hungry from Aussie slang is "I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck."
"Only people 18 years and over can enter this site"
MOTHER COW: Stop munching that grass now BABY COW: Can I just stay up a bit longer? MOTHER COW: No it’s pasture bedtime
end immunity dark money out of politics regulate everything universal healthcare ethics enmeshed in every system harsh penalties for corrupt public servants break police up into community services nationalize services enshrine rights in the constitution
Trump wants to keep any Federal money he can under his control. ‘Don’t give MY money to anyone.’
Some would say for posting this again I should be arrested (and there may be probable caws)
A fun rhyming goodbye for when you’re leaving for the weekend is the Brazilian phrase beijos na bunda, até segunda. It means “kisses on your butt, see you Monday.”
Desantis (governor of Florida) supports ICE www.foxnews.com/us/desantis-...
💙 youtu.be/Vdjfpi7SsNs?...
Please rewrite this headline @cnn.com. This makes it sound like NWS failed to issue the warning(s), which isn’t the case.
They don’t control anymore. Florida is majorly red. Desantis messed with Reedy Creek. www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l... wesh.com/article/insi...
The American people will never get the truth from either the Republicans or the Democrats about Jeffrey Epstein and who his victims were trafficked to. Coincidentally, neither party is committed to stopping a genocide or upholding international law. I'm sure these are unrelated.
Thank you for trying, Senator Smith!
Senator Carlos Guillermo Smith Legislators have the statutory authority make unannounced visits to state run facilities, but the DeSantis regime is REFUSING us entry into 'Alligator Alcatraz'.
PATTERN RECOGNITION New blog post: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
Anonymous has just taken down the artificial intelligence grok.com.
Undefeatd Trespace Champeon!
#Dog teaching baby how to play fetch... 😊 #dogday
The wildest part about us getting banned on instagram and threads and all meta platforms without warning or explanation is not even being able to get in touch with a human being about it. Dystopian, Orwellian shit.
#Pridemonth🏳️🌈 #inspirationalquotes
I love this ❤️
If the Federal government won’t pay for hurricane data, maybe the affected states can create a shared group to do so? Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida
As we celebrate July 4th, please be kind- fireworks are scary for some 🐾 #Rescue #ShelterCats #Caturday savethecatsaz.org
Brave art has been absent during these times with only a few exceptions! Respect to Willy Chavarria! All artists take note and rise fearlessly! We need you! 💜🌻
SCOTUS isn't the only office that needs to be eliminated and restructured, the executive branch should have both a President and a PM, the ability to take down a government instead of waiting for years for an election needs to be added. Anyone with no public service experience should be barred.
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Desantistan.
Sentient Gelatin really seems to resonate with people. This might be the lovable nickname for our followers we've always wanted.
We all need a place where we feel safe… Goodnight everybody. Sweet dreams.
Desantis doing his christofascist part www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/f...
Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.
NEWS: Kenneth Chesebro, "architect" of the 2020 fake electors plot who pleaded to criminal charges in Georgia, has been disbarred from the practice of law in New York, per order issued today by New York appellate court.
![ORDERED that respondent is disbarred and his name is stricken from the roll of attorneys and counselors-at-law of the State of New York, effective immediately; and it is further ORDERED that respondent is commanded to desist and refrain from the practice of law in any form in the State of New York, either as principal or as agent, clerk or employee of another; and respondent is hereby forbidden to appear as an attorney or counselor-at-law before any court, judge, justice, board, commission or other public authority, or to give to another an opinion as to the law or its application, or any advice in -7- PM-143-25 relation thereto, or to hold himself out in any way as an attorney and counselor-at-law in this State; and it is further ORDERED that respondent shall comply with the provisions of the Rules for Attorney Disciplinary Matters regulating the conduct of disbarred attornevs and shal duly certify to the same in his affidavit of compliance (see Rules for Atty Disciplinary Matters [22 NYCRR] § 1240.15).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t4x2ruk2qmob2b2cx55h4v7r/bafkreifbf53i3pe57eehlm7thqfhfczzuaxqftpcip6unmfgfuni47bq54@jpeg "Click to view full size")
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They promoted hate of Dr Fauci et al. and took away their security. These Trump sycophants see Federal protection as a perk and entitlement, whether they need it or not. Homan is a cruel person. IF he is threatened, maybe it’s justified?
I walked to the parking lot and it is full of cars with no license plates
Pranksters vs. autocrats, for the win! Right now, you can download a free copy of this book from the Cornell University Press website: www.cornellpress.cornell.edu/book/9781501... Many thanks to @cornellupress.bsky.social
Behaviores Report and answer to quoted poast: 100% goode i didNOT push tha remotecontrole off of tha tabbil! Corngraduations to thoze whomst wagerd correckly
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
“Establishment” Dems: Listen to us
Weasel-haired cocksplat! Geez I love the British! 🇬🇧 😃😅
If he had ever personally cared for his own children he would know this statement wouldn’t work.
Spot on, as usual!
When supporting yourself is so difficult that incarceration becomes a viable option…?
“I represented the government of Qatar regarding human trafficking” actually raises waaaaay more questions than it answers
I know nothing.
Now is a moment to reshare this video
Some thoughts on the current situation with Iran. Screenshot from the bad place.
Poetry I can understand.
I am a baby The US is attacking Iran I have infant anxiety issues We are in a recession I am a child The US is attacking Iran I am diagnosed with anxiety issues We are in a recession I am an adult The US is attacking Iran I am coping with anxiety issues We are in a recession
Thank you. You have a difficult job there, in this fakakta Congress. I support you and *all* the Dems 100%! Please continue!
Hey Iran, Just a reminder that this is the US.
Love this gif!
Murkowski on CBS. ‘We must work together’ to protect against Iran. Do you mean the fight Trump picked? No. I’d like to see Dems block *everything*. Everything. This admin is terrible, and so are its supporters.
REMEMBER: This is not a punishment for Iran, this is a punishment for US, for not going to his birthday party
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Sandal has a funny and ridiculous face. thank you for your attention to this matter!
