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Reply guy from Twitter. It’s holding on

created July 1, 2023

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I mean he's been saying this for a while and it has more to do with the Chicago police not doing shit than anything else

3/9/2025, 10:43:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why just today at Union Station they were saying no one under 18 was allowed in, and you KNOW Eric Adams would find some way to do something illegal with that

3/9/2025, 9:09:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are plenty of fun non-federal laws he can run afoul of

3/9/2025, 9:08:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have a jail here

3/9/2025, 9:05:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beer at Camden Yards is 4 bucks. Not sure where the chart is getting 11.

3/9/2025, 1:41:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which of the three systems are you referring to?

3/9/2025, 1:10:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh man, poor Lukashenko. He's sweating like a hog even at that pace.

3/9/2025, 1:07:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish I had that re: Big Bang Theory

3/9/2025, 1:04:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So running back the gameplan from last night?

3/9/2025, 1:00:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh it was absolutely the intent. It’s a really dark show but it has all the trappings of a mid-sitcom. I love it

3/9/2025, 12:50:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is “Everybody Loves Raymond” catching strays? Show is actually really good

3/9/2025, 12:41:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, this is a team that isn't ready to be on the field

2/9/2025, 3:04:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I was really confused, but I think they were just wrong about why he was wearing the beekeeper outfit

2/9/2025, 3:00:47 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looked so happy in the Shoe on Saturday. I have to imagine he's still feeling good.

2/9/2025, 2:22:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So yeah, not sure about the contagious part, but some antibiotics can realllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyy fuck up your ability to process UV light

2/9/2025, 2:18:03 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If my name was Joseph Manjack IV I'd also feel a little invincible

2/9/2025, 2:14:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take this shit back to the (checks notes) New England Patriots? Is that like Division 2?

2/9/2025, 2:00:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My UNC friends are honestly shocked he made it to the season

2/9/2025, 1:57:15 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait…this person thinks Brandon Teena’s legacy is a Norm joke? Like that’s not even Teena’s biggest pop culture legacy, come on now

2/9/2025, 1:55:36 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially since the UNC o line looks like legit ass. They’re getting blown up on every play

2/9/2025, 1:41:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guffawed when they mentioned him on the broadcast. I had somehow missed the news.

2/9/2025, 1:05:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That NC offensive line is...well its not good

2/9/2025, 1:03:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to say Ohio State tried something like this in the playoffs and ate shit on it, which goes to show what I've always said: TCU is better than Ohio State

2/9/2025, 12:44:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching two teams with the ceiling of Las Vegas Bowl isn't THAT fun

2/9/2025, 12:20:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And we know he pays attention to it because he got rid of that Hitler mustache really fast

2/9/2025, 12:17:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eh. TCU is really bad.

2/9/2025, 12:16:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're missing the secret third option, which is he really isn't that good of a coach anymore

2/9/2025, 12:04:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I honestly can only think of one explosive play by Ohio State, so interested to see what 2 is

1/9/2025, 2:12:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If a team goes 2-0 out of the Florida death triangle I’m handing them them trophy

1/9/2025, 3:18:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Jeremiah Smith couldn’t make them work, what chance does anyone else stand

1/9/2025, 2:32:39 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think he's the average Alabama fan because he's not wearing bib overalls with no shirt underneath

31/8/2025, 3:53:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Defensive play has been crazy good today

31/8/2025, 3:21:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big Ten teams getting questionable targeting calls is one of those awful college football traditions I wish we'd get rid of, like the Tomahawk Chop

31/8/2025, 3:13:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If that Texas TD was a catch today (and it was) then that was definitely a catch too

31/8/2025, 2:20:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For real, if you're going to let that Texas touchdown from earlier today stand (which they should have let stand) that was a TD too

31/8/2025, 2:20:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In fairness, Iowa State also took on a Dakota today and boy did it go different

31/8/2025, 2:06:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's been the Michigan way since the COVID season (I say lovingly)

31/8/2025, 1:01:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know that James Franklin has one ill-timed punt in him this year (Penn State might be talented enough that it doesn't matter)

31/8/2025, 12:58:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They aren't allowed to just say "tigers" to refer to one of the teams in this game

31/8/2025, 12:26:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's why I'm glad they'll end up scheduling Ohio State's first game in LA for noon, like they do for every game, so when I go out there things will start before sunrise

31/8/2025, 12:23:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent

Like it isn't even fun trash talk, its just an unpleasant guy being unpleasant about a team

31/8/2025, 12:09:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't get why they're just actively antagonizing a team they put on every week. Like Big Noon is nearly always the lead in to big Ohio State games and they're just saying to that segment of the audience "hey, don't tune in folks"

31/8/2025, 12:09:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man the SEC is having a really bad day. And if LSU loses tonight...ooof

30/8/2025, 11:19:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Although I guess he can get away with a lot when he has the best defensive player in the country

30/8/2025, 11:13:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm an Ohio State fan and even after today I don't trust him at all

30/8/2025, 11:12:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man that Bama O-line is so bad I’m not sure it would matter who they had back there

30/8/2025, 10:21:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jason Kirk’s watch grid has got you

30/8/2025, 9:50:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I think most of them would be fine with an incidental American genocide, but I think RFK Jr is actively working for one. The only hope really is that they realize they’ve entirely co-opted the “MAHA” thing and have no need for him

30/8/2025, 5:45:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everywhere

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30/8/2025, 4:57:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was at the game where he shit his pants. Good times

30/8/2025, 4:45:12 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta put my numbered tennis jersey on. It’s white so you know it matches the US open, famous for its dress code

30/8/2025, 4:40:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the things that really turned me off of circa-2016 very online socialism (TM) was its rejection of policy wonkery. The discourse has very much corrected itself, but man, at the time there was such hostility to people who thought about solutions

30/8/2025, 12:06:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean I think she would probably win the seat, but she isn't going to get out of the primary for the reasons you listed.

29/8/2025, 4:34:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing is, even if she would be a better general election candidate, she can't win a primary this cycle. The base doesn't want an old candidate. If he wants to handpick candidates, he should at least pick candidates who will be able to make it to the general.

29/8/2025, 4:33:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s very funny that both he and The Rock had to cut back on their steroid use to make it in their returns to pro wrestling

29/8/2025, 11:00:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His name is DJ Qualls and he should've won the Heisman 10x over

29/8/2025, 3:32:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Him being an illegal immigrant is a charge. Again, they refuse to say why they are taking these people off the street, where they are taking them, and what evidence they have

29/8/2025, 3:19:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICE has repeatedly taken people away without charges. That isn't an arrest, that's a disappearing.

29/8/2025, 3:06:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Again, not how this is supposed to work

29/8/2025, 3:03:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yet you have zero proof any of these things are true about this dad, but you think its cool that they disappeared him in front of his kid

29/8/2025, 2:58:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get that Jerry Brown part 2 was very different from Jerry Brown part 1, but boy it really shows that Jello was just whining to whine when he cast Jerry Brown as Hitler

29/8/2025, 2:17:42 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's what we call a Ryan Day vs Michigan game plan

29/8/2025, 2:13:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably watched a compilation of Patrick Mahomes misses and decided to emulate those too

29/8/2025, 2:08:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I'm trying to give "just some dude" the benefit of the doubt, but boy is it tough

29/8/2025, 2:07:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's not how the justice system works dude. And again, who said he crossed the border illegally?

29/8/2025, 1:56:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent

And be very specific here, because a) you have no proof he is here illegally and b) most people who are here illegally are committing a civil, rather than a criminal offense

29/8/2025, 1:53:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What crime did this father commit?

29/8/2025, 1:49:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear Micah Parsons is going for two first rounders if Jerry is looking for someone

29/8/2025, 12:29:28 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only probably?

29/8/2025, 12:28:17 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Columbia heights and mt pleasant are the only place they’ve been basically every day

28/8/2025, 6:14:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think, unlike a lot of people who get put in his position, that he realizes he has some degree of influence now and has decided to use it as responsibly as possible. That’s what causing a Swiftie meltdown will do to a man I guess

28/8/2025, 2:52:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yet that still makes him smarter than everyone else around him currently

27/8/2025, 7:12:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I just saw this and it’s like…this is just an assumption that people approve of the way that Trump is handling it. Like most people say the economy is a major issue, but also think Trump is doing poorly on it

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27/8/2025, 11:21:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think his high school girlfriend remembered when there were peanuts on airplanes?

26/8/2025, 11:26:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hang on, he was right that airplane peanuts were too hard to open

26/8/2025, 11:22:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And its not even like DC is a particularly dirty city. They're probably picking up leaves or some shit.

26/8/2025, 11:14:00 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, if getting steamrolled by Ohio State in last years playoffs was indicative of future success then Texas would need to cancel football and Oregon would owe Ohio State Nike money. And one of those two teams is probably going to beat Ohio state as soon as Saturday

26/8/2025, 9:59:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh believe me, we would find something to whine about with someone much less awful than Dave Portnoy

26/8/2025, 8:52:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are. He did a good one with Ankit Panda about nuclear weapons earlier this year

26/8/2025, 8:44:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think having to hear about Dave Portnoy would be enjoyable regardless of what team I root for

26/8/2025, 8:27:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Says here that for the 12th straight year South Carolina is in possession of the coveted “best football highlight” trophy

26/8/2025, 4:20:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I take solace in the fact that I know he didn’t watch OSU win the title live

26/8/2025, 4:17:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To show how much of a good sport I am, I give permission for Michigan to ban Ohio State’s shittiest fan from their stadium

26/8/2025, 4:10:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But still, America’s Team

26/8/2025, 3:40:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, they’re still letting Urban in the stadium

26/8/2025, 3:39:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean I don’t know that he’s a heel, because that indicates some level of performance. I just think Fox lost Clay Travis and decided they needed another piece of shit on Big Noon Kickoff. One (Urban) is enough

26/8/2025, 3:28:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, Ohio State isn’t bad enough that you have to stan for Dave Portnoy come on now

26/8/2025, 3:25:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine disliking a sports team so much that you stan for Dave Portnoy. Couldn’t be me

26/8/2025, 3:16:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's right, she thought it was Hagen Daas

26/8/2025, 2:29:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm the store manager and we kicked her out. She was upsetting the other customers by over-pronouncing the umlaut

26/8/2025, 2:28:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, most of these "are these really cops" videos are definitively real cops. This one is...yeah, these aren't real cops

26/8/2025, 2:27:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America's Team

26/8/2025, 2:13:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like ooops you thought you were playing tennis but actually its a one on one game against Shane Battier

26/8/2025, 2:04:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But the people on Fox and Friends really ain’t got no souls

25/8/2025, 10:15:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My restaurant “right wing lardass” is really struggling, and it’s making me sad

25/8/2025, 10:10:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, pretty close. But imagine a little less woo woo.

25/8/2025, 9:49:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing is Angle actually did heel things. The Good Guy wouldn't cheat or anything, he would literally just be so annoying and out of place that you had no choice but to boo him

25/8/2025, 9:48:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the best ideas of all time (from a guy who generally sucks) was "The Good Guy" Glenn Gilberti, who would be a classic, Hulk Hogan-style character who is so bland and wholesome that everyone would boo him anyway, and God, what a perfect time now would be for that

25/8/2025, 9:39:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Walked by that box when I was visiting my mom in the hospital and I had to ask my dad if it came back after I moved. Got excited

25/8/2025, 5:16:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder which way they'll fly to get back

24/8/2025, 3:08:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view