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I mean he's been saying this for a while and it has more to do with the Chicago police not doing shit than anything else
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I mean he's been saying this for a while and it has more to do with the Chicago police not doing shit than anything else
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Why just today at Union Station they were saying no one under 18 was allowed in, and you KNOW Eric Adams would find some way to do something illegal with that
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
There are plenty of fun non-federal laws he can run afoul of
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
We have a jail here
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Beer at Camden Yards is 4 bucks. Not sure where the chart is getting 11.
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Which of the three systems are you referring to?
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man, poor Lukashenko. He's sweating like a hog even at that pace.
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish I had that re: Big Bang Theory
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
So running back the gameplan from last night?
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh it was absolutely the intent. It’s a really dark show but it has all the trappings of a mid-sitcom. I love it
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is “Everybody Loves Raymond” catching strays? Show is actually really good
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, this is a team that isn't ready to be on the field
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I was really confused, but I think they were just wrong about why he was wearing the beekeeper outfit
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
He looked so happy in the Shoe on Saturday. I have to imagine he's still feeling good.
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
So yeah, not sure about the contagious part, but some antibiotics can realllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyy fuck up your ability to process UV light
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
If my name was Joseph Manjack IV I'd also feel a little invincible
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Take this shit back to the (checks notes) New England Patriots? Is that like Division 2?
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
My UNC friends are honestly shocked he made it to the season
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait…this person thinks Brandon Teena’s legacy is a Norm joke? Like that’s not even Teena’s biggest pop culture legacy, come on now
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially since the UNC o line looks like legit ass. They’re getting blown up on every play
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Guffawed when they mentioned him on the broadcast. I had somehow missed the news.
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
That NC offensive line is...well its not good
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to say Ohio State tried something like this in the playoffs and ate shit on it, which goes to show what I've always said: TCU is better than Ohio State
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching two teams with the ceiling of Las Vegas Bowl isn't THAT fun
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
And we know he pays attention to it because he got rid of that Hitler mustache really fast
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Eh. TCU is really bad.
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
You're missing the secret third option, which is he really isn't that good of a coach anymore
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly can only think of one explosive play by Ohio State, so interested to see what 2 is
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
If a team goes 2-0 out of the Florida death triangle I’m handing them them trophy
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
If Jeremiah Smith couldn’t make them work, what chance does anyone else stand
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think he's the average Alabama fan because he's not wearing bib overalls with no shirt underneath
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Defensive play has been crazy good today
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Big Ten teams getting questionable targeting calls is one of those awful college football traditions I wish we'd get rid of, like the Tomahawk Chop
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
If that Texas TD was a catch today (and it was) then that was definitely a catch too
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
For real, if you're going to let that Texas touchdown from earlier today stand (which they should have let stand) that was a TD too
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
In fairness, Iowa State also took on a Dakota today and boy did it go different
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
That's been the Michigan way since the COVID season (I say lovingly)
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
You know that James Franklin has one ill-timed punt in him this year (Penn State might be talented enough that it doesn't matter)
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They aren't allowed to just say "tigers" to refer to one of the teams in this game
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
That's why I'm glad they'll end up scheduling Ohio State's first game in LA for noon, like they do for every game, so when I go out there things will start before sunrise
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Like it isn't even fun trash talk, its just an unpleasant guy being unpleasant about a team
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't get why they're just actively antagonizing a team they put on every week. Like Big Noon is nearly always the lead in to big Ohio State games and they're just saying to that segment of the audience "hey, don't tune in folks"
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Man the SEC is having a really bad day. And if LSU loses tonight...ooof
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Although I guess he can get away with a lot when he has the best defensive player in the country
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm an Ohio State fan and even after today I don't trust him at all
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Man that Bama O-line is so bad I’m not sure it would matter who they had back there
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Jason Kirk’s watch grid has got you
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I think most of them would be fine with an incidental American genocide, but I think RFK Jr is actively working for one. The only hope really is that they realize they’ve entirely co-opted the “MAHA” thing and have no need for him
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at the game where he shit his pants. Good times
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta put my numbered tennis jersey on. It’s white so you know it matches the US open, famous for its dress code
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the things that really turned me off of circa-2016 very online socialism (TM) was its rejection of policy wonkery. The discourse has very much corrected itself, but man, at the time there was such hostility to people who thought about solutions
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean I think she would probably win the seat, but she isn't going to get out of the primary for the reasons you listed.
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing is, even if she would be a better general election candidate, she can't win a primary this cycle. The base doesn't want an old candidate. If he wants to handpick candidates, he should at least pick candidates who will be able to make it to the general.
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s very funny that both he and The Rock had to cut back on their steroid use to make it in their returns to pro wrestling
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
His name is DJ Qualls and he should've won the Heisman 10x over
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Him being an illegal immigrant is a charge. Again, they refuse to say why they are taking these people off the street, where they are taking them, and what evidence they have
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE has repeatedly taken people away without charges. That isn't an arrest, that's a disappearing.
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Again, not how this is supposed to work
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet you have zero proof any of these things are true about this dad, but you think its cool that they disappeared him in front of his kid
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I get that Jerry Brown part 2 was very different from Jerry Brown part 1, but boy it really shows that Jello was just whining to whine when he cast Jerry Brown as Hitler
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what we call a Ryan Day vs Michigan game plan
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably watched a compilation of Patrick Mahomes misses and decided to emulate those too
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I'm trying to give "just some dude" the benefit of the doubt, but boy is it tough
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not how the justice system works dude. And again, who said he crossed the border illegally?
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
And be very specific here, because a) you have no proof he is here illegally and b) most people who are here illegally are committing a civil, rather than a criminal offense
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
What crime did this father commit?
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear Micah Parsons is going for two first rounders if Jerry is looking for someone
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Only probably?
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Columbia heights and mt pleasant are the only place they’ve been basically every day
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I think, unlike a lot of people who get put in his position, that he realizes he has some degree of influence now and has decided to use it as responsibly as possible. That’s what causing a Swiftie meltdown will do to a man I guess
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet that still makes him smarter than everyone else around him currently
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I just saw this and it’s like…this is just an assumption that people approve of the way that Trump is handling it. Like most people say the economy is a major issue, but also think Trump is doing poorly on it
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think his high school girlfriend remembered when there were peanuts on airplanes?
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Hang on, he was right that airplane peanuts were too hard to open
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
And its not even like DC is a particularly dirty city. They're probably picking up leaves or some shit.
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, if getting steamrolled by Ohio State in last years playoffs was indicative of future success then Texas would need to cancel football and Oregon would owe Ohio State Nike money. And one of those two teams is probably going to beat Ohio state as soon as Saturday
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Oh believe me, we would find something to whine about with someone much less awful than Dave Portnoy
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
There are. He did a good one with Ankit Panda about nuclear weapons earlier this year
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think having to hear about Dave Portnoy would be enjoyable regardless of what team I root for
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Says here that for the 12th straight year South Carolina is in possession of the coveted “best football highlight” trophy
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I take solace in the fact that I know he didn’t watch OSU win the title live
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
To show how much of a good sport I am, I give permission for Michigan to ban Ohio State’s shittiest fan from their stadium
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
But still, America’s Team
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, they’re still letting Urban in the stadium
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean I don’t know that he’s a heel, because that indicates some level of performance. I just think Fox lost Clay Travis and decided they needed another piece of shit on Big Noon Kickoff. One (Urban) is enough
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Man, Ohio State isn’t bad enough that you have to stan for Dave Portnoy come on now
Egg (@patob.bsky.social)
Imagine disliking a sports team so much that you stan for Dave Portnoy. Couldn’t be me
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
That's right, she thought it was Hagen Daas
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm the store manager and we kicked her out. She was upsetting the other customers by over-pronouncing the umlaut
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, most of these "are these really cops" videos are definitively real cops. This one is...yeah, these aren't real cops
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
America's Team
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Like ooops you thought you were playing tennis but actually its a one on one game against Shane Battier
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
But the people on Fox and Friends really ain’t got no souls
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
My restaurant “right wing lardass” is really struggling, and it’s making me sad
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, pretty close. But imagine a little less woo woo.
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing is Angle actually did heel things. The Good Guy wouldn't cheat or anything, he would literally just be so annoying and out of place that you had no choice but to boo him
Egg (@patob.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the best ideas of all time (from a guy who generally sucks) was "The Good Guy" Glenn Gilberti, who would be a classic, Hulk Hogan-style character who is so bland and wholesome that everyone would boo him anyway, and God, what a perfect time now would be for that
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Walked by that box when I was visiting my mom in the hospital and I had to ask my dad if it came back after I moved. Got excited
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I wonder which way they'll fly to get back