You've not fooling anyone...
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You've not fooling anyone...
Untreated diabetes?
He can't put a foot wrong. O mean right.
A leg end in his own lunchtime. Or two.
I had a Seiko for 20+ years. I just loved their no nonsense designs. But recent experience buying over the 'net from a UK supplier was not good - maybe I was sold a fake (twice!) - it happens.
'Sall Good, man
C'mon, that's not a real recipe? No backstory, no cute tale about how your great-Granny delivered and fed a family of 12 on the Oregon Trail on something almost, but not entirely unlike this? And lots of Amazon affiliate links on each of the many pages before the mark gets to the actual recipe? Sad!
I think that's why the tent refused to move from the Beeb
Hmmmm.... Ties it with cheese twine so that it develops that shape? Cunning...
Listen, Bulli, don't start up with your red zone shit again. We both know what this is about...
The Nobel Peace Prizes can't be awarded posthumously, right? Right? Sad. Many people are saying this. Oh well. #rumor #weekendatBernies #ketchupisnowsafe 🤞🤞🤞🤞
This one is even worse. Kid in my class in primary school used to disappear for weeks. Found out later it was to live in one of these. He didn't make it past his teenage years
As Saki (H. H. Munro) put it: "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death" (though I'll take Murdoch at a pinch)
To be honest the One I am waiting for is Murdoch. "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death" (Saki - H. H. Munro)
(my apologies if you've seen me repost this cartoon before, but it is appropriate!)
🎶"In German oder English I know how to count down, Und I'm learning Chinese," says Wernher von Braun🎶
Me too. I cayenne not be serious.
A very sage observation.
Do you regard dementia as "a chronic childhood disease"? How strange! There is some correlation between aluminium traces in the brain and dementia, but it's not clear that it's the cause.
To me the word "manuscript" implies vellum or parchment, and a quill or fountain pen. And joinedy-up writing...
ICE are torn between calling it "Operation Operation" and "Surgical Strike"
I don't think he pushes anything. In his case, self-loathing is justified.
I think they just went over for a gander. Or to say "You can't leave now - we've got bills"
I favour the tech of Hotblack Desiato's stunt ship. “Every time", said Zaphod, "you try to operate on of these weird black controls that are labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you’ve done it. What is this? Some kind of galactic hyperhearse?
Will there be lines of Proud Buoys bobbing in the water?
I can’t… Let’s dance!
I really like flashmobs and flash performances. Check out Ode to Joy. youtu.be/kbJcQYVtZMo?...
*running his brain, not rubbing it!
I wonder if he believes that? Someone made the point that a 1500% reduction would mean the pharma companies "would be paying consumers" haha, but now Trump is babbling those exact words! He often seems to riff on whatever he heard last when the hamster rubbing his brain takes a break.
But it took so long to bake it!
Imagine if this were your country's leader. How fast would they be hustled off to Golden Acres - "We Care, So You Don't Have To" - before their sundowning got violent? But this guy will be there for years, blathering about rolly-eyes, 24ct Oval Offices, and Nobel Prizes🙄 rollcall.com/factbase/tru...
"What's that noise?" "That's Morris dancing" "Ah yes, I think it's time we had a little chat about Morris" (I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again, 1970s, probably)
My oncologist approves (Wish he'd change his prostate technique, though)
But it won't be a nuclear war! So why no mention of the largest (I think) armed forces in a country that has most to lose by Russian encroachment? Poland.
Who did this?
His next attempt was what he called The Full Monty, which ended when it also failed to reach its objective amid her pointing and laughter
Per LinkedIn: CEO St John's Hospital, Ireland. Accredited mediator. Strategic development, Leadership and Innovation advocate. Registered Nurse
I don't think they lost their soul. I think this was discussed and everybody in this group knew what they were dealing with and how best to handle a spoilt brat.
Came across somebody recently who was a school Principal and during COVID lockdown things got a little tense in his house. When his wife asked him something he absent mindedly responded "Could you try that again, this time without the attitude?". Ooops...
"... Without even the courtesy of a reacharound.."
Uh .. What did you say?
Captain Flagg: "It's a lousy war, kid...but it's the only one we've got" (James Cagney - "What Price Glory")
@louchebop.bsky.social
In fairness, Stone is indeed an asshole aficionado.
Bernie Saunders "Rumpled Vermont" style is good. (per #derekguy @dieworkwear.bsky.social )
I nonchalantly put an American business colleague up at a Dower House in Kilkenny that belonged to Anne Boleyn's grannie. When I collected him for our customer visit next morning he couldn't stop babbling😂
He should call for stakeholders.
I've never seen any such views on vaccines expressed by Rowling.
First time Ive seen a photo of Truss without her submissive ring necklace.
But if they painted them white it would be much easier to see the brown people this is against. Decisions, decisions.....
I must be going blind - I thought that said "kamikaze pilots"...
Ooops - I thought the headline said CAT fight! There's still time, mind you....
Correction: He KNOWS Democrats will just roll over and play dead. They have been doing this all year.
Is this another attempt at The Wicker Man?
If they speak, are they still considered "extras" Thought she'd have been "woman with basket"?
Oh Dear! Looks like you poked the Dinosaur! Stand by for some snarling and shusshing...
Don't you mean "Indentured Servitude"?
I don't know him from anything apart from Parks & Rec, in which I thought he was the most unfunny and vapid part of an otherwise excellently written and acted series. Guy left me absolutely cold.
And Caligula had a horse as Senator, not horses' asses. But he did shag his sister, and then abort her child (and her), so there's that. Robert Graves didn't set down if Nero or Caligula had a habit of walking in on teenage girls' changing rooms though.
Abbott needs to roll back these edicts.
"Trump's focus on the process of diplomacy is reasonable"? What weasel-words nonsense is this? Are you morphing into the NYT? Is Rolling Stone and Teen Vogue to be the only reporters of fact left in the USA? Shame on you, The Atlantic!
Wait, wait! Is this real? Did this exchange happen without the entire room bursting into raucous laughter? Is there something different about the air in America that numbs the giggling reflex? Maybe The End of the World really is Nigh.
Will this be the event we look back on and say "that's when I knew it was time to get out of the 2025 Market! But didn't.... "
Larry Niven's Ringworld makes more sense than Dyson Sphere. The heat generated by the data centres would be able to radiate out into space.
Go back to Twitter and Truth Social and preach to the choir. This forum is for people who think.
I hope you used lube when you extracted that crap from your asshole.
Trump kiddyfiddles while America burns?
Guy skydiving. After all the fancy stuff, pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. No worries, he pulls the safety. Nothing happens. Reaching terminal velocity he spies a guy, arms out heading UP, holding a spanner. "Hey, do ya know anything about parachutes?" "No! You know anything about gas cookers?"
I didn't think those things could fly?
I prefer Emo Philips version, when he tried to open the rear doors during the flight in an effort to "equalize the suckage"
The very best kind of Government cuts...
While we are on the subject of people Newson has fucked, whatever happened to the US Ambassador to Greece? Haven't heard a dickybird about her since she and a pallet-load of Botox were shipped there out of Junior's way.
You probably mean Noel Casler who was a staffer on The Apprentice and talks about Trump's incontinence, diapers, plastic girdle, shoe lifts, and grooming of young girls etc yet Trump never takes legal action against him.
Bet he didn't "even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around"
Any hope @southparkwiki.bsky.social could do a Russian dolls scene, with Trumpy on Putin's lap, and Vance on Trumpy's ...?
I wish! Young people who text me send even more texts complaining about my not answering even while am composing some bon mot reply. Have some respect for the guys who invented this shit, ya sniveling little toads!
A little-known Kraftwerk werk: share.google/B0tL41nUld7G...
Franklin, my Dear, I don't give a damn!
Use their own rhetoric - "Time to dump the freeloaders!"
Remember this one? If he had a tail, imagine how hard it would have been thumping!
The phrase being shoehorned into threads on ticktock, Threads, YouTube comments etc by MAGAt bots is "Our Peace Through Strength President"! Seriously! They should get that in ironwork over the front gates to the white house like...
Hey, we blackmailers have rights too! We may be a small minority but we are coming out of the shadows, bringing our zoom lenses with us. "Making your happy endings ours"
Any LE injured should be taken to hospital in a hambulance.
