great minds think alike jerry

Plot Twist, his wife is Mannequin.

As Saki (H. H. Munro) put it: "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death" (though I'll take Murdoch at a pinch)

Eternal weekend

He limbos under the sand now.

Does that mean dead people?

not working well

heard it's going to be at bedminster

🤞

You’re seeing it too, then

Might as well listen to some Les Miserables in the garden I guess.

I hope you're right, Jerry. (My god, I used your actual name.)

Don't tease me.

I assume you mean the difference between Bernie’s covid and long weekend at Bernie’s covid

He’s got seven teens from juvi that he’s transfusing. It’ll last another 6 days before he has to do it again. Oh, they’re dead now of course.

I will channel the spirit of Judy Garland & dance and sing the hell out of "Forget Your Troubles C'mon Get Happy"...... In the parking lot.... at work !!!!?!!

omfg

I really really really needed this laugh.

you really really really needed to reply to the reply guy instead of the original post

let them post how they shall

yes lord

Imitating birds?

Hot Wet American Weekend at Bernie's

😂😂

Labor may celebrate! Republicans, you can play Swan Lake!

White House edition. They wheel orange fuck face around and his corpse hand signs shit. Wait he does this now.

Could it be this weekend?? I truly hope so.

I am glad I am on European time so I can max out on the memes before they roll him onto the golf course for a photo op. I believe in haute cuisine this kind of preview is known as an "amuse bouche".

and no sequel please … one and DONE.

Impeccable timing

I woke up to this. Omg. Dying here…no pun intended

Log off for an hour and this is what I miss

"They president seems to be constantly wearing glasses? Hmmm....Anyways!"

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT TBH

This is why we keep you around, Jerry!

Come ooooooon Reaper! 🎲 🎲

The second line through DC is going to epic.

I been saying for years this administration is the worst episode of Weekend at Bernies. They've been walking that rotted corpse around since his first term

Jerry yes!

I might believe in God again

they might believe in us again

I'm more a fan of the sequel, Weekend at Bernie's: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.

In this case it’s spelled “tee time”.

Kegger at Bernie's? Can I come? I'll bring the Medicare for all 😆

I’m ready

My man

Stephen Miller currently undergoing plastic surgery.

The Lost Weekend at Bernie's.

JD’s Ferris Bueller moment.

Right?

Jerry, yes!!!

I’m fine with this. Less damaging to the country.

The sequel completely sucks.

I will take a medium length hiatus from criticizing the blonde billionaire if it turns out her big announcement helped send him to hell

🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞!

. Maybe by Monday we'll be celebrating more than one holiday.

One should never celebrate the deaths of honest, god-fearing men. *pops Champagne*

This is a really good skeet

If the rumors are true, they'll be changing the name of Labor Day, perhaps to Liberation Day. Maybe JD: Awakening to the New Nightmare.

🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Golfing with Herman Cain.

Not for Bernie...

Jerry yes!

What is a Jeopardy “Before & After” answer?

Lmaoo

Maybe it’s karma and he got Covid

Everyone start stocking up on champagne, shortages may be expected due to higher than normal demand.

They really are. Lol.

🤞

If you play him backwards it's still gibberish.

I wonder why Disney’s Animatronics division is missing and the Hall of Presidents is closed? Huh, weird

Given the Trump rumors - this is peak