Patrickest
@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social
I like guitars. I like my weird dogs. I’m Autistic. I say stupid shit for my own entertainment. Played in Pinebox Serenade. Currently in The Undefeated, Chris Welch Band. Eat the rich.
created January 16, 2025
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Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
That’s awesome! When I was in middle school, there were 8th grade graduation pictures in the hall of each 8th grader. There was kid from about 8 years before me. Harry Dick JR. I recently did contractor work in that building last year and the pictures were no longer there.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s awesome! When I was in middle school, there were 8th grade graduation pictures in the hall of each 8th grader. There was kid from about 8 years before me. Harry Dick JR. I recently did contractor work in that building last year and the pictures were no longer there.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for the bump @loborealis.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
Yall, I’ve been putting a lot of thought into developing a taste for licorice.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the bump, sasha @krassotkin.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @schultziecakes.bsky.social @awkword.bsky.social @bonkski.bsky.social @celiebug.bsky.social @duke715.bsky.social @eladiobobadilla.com @bishopx50.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
I wonder what the guy named Peter did, that made people use his name as another word for penis.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Here. Take my vote!
❀༻𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕫𝕚𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕖༺❀ (@schultziepie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you @schultziepie.bsky.social I don’t have anything new, so here’s a couple of my friends disturbing the peace
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you my friend. Enjoy this picture of Kevin Sorbo kissing another man.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
When Kevin Sorbo hates gay people, but $20 is $20.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for the mention.
❀༻𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕫𝕚𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕖༺❀ (@schultziepie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
TY @jenexpresses.bsky.social💙🫶🏼 @kshrgirl.bsky.social @lissagrayart.bsky.social @paula2168.bsky.social @primerisk.org @tdssister.bsky.social @patricklnewkirk.bsky.social @nyyankeechick.bsky.social @rabbijill.bsky.social @lizb59.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks @schultziepie.bsky.social You’re awesome!!
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome
Sexual Harassment Panda (@cockmagic.bsky.social) reposted
I was doing this before the election, guess I'm going to have to keep it up. 😏 Maybe do his whole cabinet. I make these out of cardstock and popsicle sticks. I would keep them in my car and anytime I went to the park I'd place him in all the dog shit no one picks up. #trumpdump
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re very welcome
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re very welcome, @houseofnadja.com
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you @annmb48.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, @loborealis.bsky.social
Chris Welch (@chriswelchtx.bsky.social) reposted
My new album is out today, here is the Apple Music link music.apple.com/us/album/dis...
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
I hear some of you dig human peoples Here are some go.bsky.app/6wBgCjh
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, @schultziepie.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Brand new conspiracy theory that I can’t confirm. He probably surrounded himself with fellow Epstein islanders to be able to credibly suppress the information to protect each other. Doesn’t hurt to throw stupid shit against the wall to see if the idiots land on it and chow down.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, @schultziepie.bsky.social Have a great day!!
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Two assholes and he’s still full of shit
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
These guys are all cut from the same cum sock
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. Nothing better than Sunday morning @eggzbacn.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
Just confined by me. JD Vance is actually Chris Gaines. Also, here’s a starting pack with pets in pics @schultziepie.bsky.social @videostoreheiress.bsky.social @spockresists.bsky.social @queenkong24.bsky.social @eggzbacn.bsky.social @horrorculturist.bsky.social go.bsky.app/TgAqH1s
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for your continued inclusion, @schultziepie.bsky.social @2025sherib.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @videostoreheiress.bsky.social @queenkong24.bsky.social @spockresists.bsky.social @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social @williamsdan303.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, @schultziepie.bsky.social @2025sherib.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @videostoreheiress.bsky.social @queenkong24.bsky.social @spockresists.bsky.social @horrorculturist.bsky.social @williamsdan303.bsky.social @eggzbacn.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the mention @eggzbacn.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @dwilliams1210.com @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social @goldengateblond.bsky.social @videostoreheiress.bsky.social @rabbijill.bsky.social @replamonica.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the mention, @krassotkin.bsky.social @dwilliams1210.com @schultziepie.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social @replamonica.bsky.social @videostoreheiress.bsky.social @yourmomistalking.bsky.social @eggzbacn.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you @schultziepie.bsky.social @xbirdeli.bsky.social @mz10012.bsky.social @whardy.bsky.social @dwilliams1210.com @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @umi684.bsky.social @villaverla.bsky.social @texasinafrica.bsky.social @jonathanslater.bsky.social @rabble.nz
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, @schultziepie.bsky.social @dwilliams1210.com @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social @lindsaybergersacks.bsky.social @analisaswan.bsky.social @rabbijill.bsky.social @dearsarah.bsky.social @melfitz69.bsky.social @umi684.bsky.social
sasha (@krassotkin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
ty ray @raykwong.bsky.social & @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @soberdeaconess.bsky.social @danalemaster.com @charlietotherescue.bsky.social @patricklnewkirk.bsky.social @callisto-socal-af.bsky.social @suzyqfit4u.bsky.social @snazzypants01.bsky.social @jen4man.bsky.social — @krassotkin.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks @krassotkin.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social @dwilliams1210.com @rabbijill.bsky.social @queenkong24.bsky.social @unenthusiast.com @videostoreheiress.bsky.social @chrisyoungmusic9.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
Sup-dog go.bsky.app/TgAqH1s @schultziepie.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @dwilliams1210.com @horrorculturist.bsky.social @tszzl.bsky.social @videostoreheiress.bsky.social @unenthusiast.com @queenkong24.bsky.social @replamonica.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
Every time I hear an ambulance, I think about this image. Fuckin Amateurs
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
Wife with cannabis sausage, fogging the porch,”it’s workout day”. Me finding her in the bedroom 30 minutes later, doing some goofy shit with a dumbbell, “you meant like, now”?
Video Store Heiress (@videostoreheiress.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Seriously… we need peace!!! ✌️☮️✌️☮️
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, @mojochefjeff.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social @lindsaybergersacks.bsky.social @cyn1422.bsky.social @queenkong24.bsky.social @unenthusiast.com @dwilliams1210.com @horrorculturist.bsky.social
𝕲𝖆𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖔 (@gmf1369.bsky.social) reposted
#GVerse #FuckTrump @maestramarney.bsky.social @professorbenkenobi.bsky.social @gr8sotkeith.bsky.social @dougieg633.bsky.social @auberon.bsky.social @bonkski.bsky.social @mblue.bsky.social @coko.bsky.social @patricklnewkirk.bsky.social @mayoisspicy.bsky.social @baron333.bsky.social
❀༻𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕫𝕚𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕖༺❀ (@schultziepie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
TY Mary! 💕✨💕 @kitty54.bsky.social @austinftl.bsky.social @patricklnewkirk.bsky.social @baron333.bsky.social @neverstopthefight.bsky.social @coqueenbee.bsky.social @tarasworld.bsky.social @gmf1369.bsky.social @tmp0raryher0.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks @gmf1369.bsky.social Here’s a picture of a weird egg I got a few weeks ago. @schultziepie.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social @brguest20.bsky.social @rabbijill.bsky.social @rsslmo.bsky.social @melfitz69.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, @schultziepie.bsky.social Here’s a picture of a firefly that landed on my wife’s finger a few minutes ago. @schultziepie.bsky.social @dhlovelife.bsky.social @calltoactivism.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @sexdracula.rocks @thedevil.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
That face is yuge
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Worth the price just for the blade.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, @krassotkin.bsky.social @chocoharveymilk.bsky.social @nedvanzandt.bsky.social @nickknudsenus.bsky.social @toobadbaby.bsky.social @jctheresistance.demcast.com @videostoreheiress.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
gross
❀༻𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕫𝕚𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕖༺❀ (@schultziepie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
TY @mersyme.bsky.social 💙 @kitty54.bsky.social @austinftl.bsky.social @patricklnewkirk.bsky.social @baron333.bsky.social @neverstopthefight.bsky.social @coqueenbee.bsky.social @tarasworld.bsky.social @gmf1369.bsky.social @tmp0raryher0.bsky.social @candybones.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, @schultziepie.bsky.social Let’s get this one rolling, @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social @rabbijill.bsky.social @guitarwatson.bsky.social @realtexaspaul.com @queenkong24.bsky.social @olevetusaf.bsky.social @dwilliams1210.com
🦥🦥 The Feral Sloth 🦥🦥 (@feralog69.bsky.social) reposted
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
gross
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright,alright. Thanks @schultziepie.bsky.social go.bsky.app/TgAqH1s @goldengateblond.bsky.social @lukelebrun.ca @heatherpaterson.co.uk @guitarwatson.bsky.social @jctheresistance.demcast.com @unenthusiast.com @bishopx50.bsky.social @dworkin.bsky.social @dearsarah.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
As anyone can plainly see. Poppy’s new strawberry collar is Fabulous.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotchoo
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks much Andy @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @qjsch.bsky.social @abbij1961.bsky.social @rabbijill.bsky.social @kellycarlin.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @lukelebrun.ca @realtexaspaul.com @dwilliams1210.com @dearsarah.bsky.social @xxkittyhellxx.bsky.social
Andy - Scotsman Back Home (@afforsyth.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Monday💙’s #5 @jollymon1.bsky.social @wellz94.bsky.social @patricklnewkirk.bsky.social @dogleaps.bsky.social @sundaedivine.bsky.social @frankiemillie10.bsky.social @mary1kathy.bsky.social @retropian.bsky.social @capricorn01.bsky.social @donna881.bsky.social @kathryn-kicklight.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s just Zionist double talk. That’s what that is
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
I never once considered the reason behind the nickname ‘Little’ Steven. He’s 5’7”.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, does that really count as a full dog?
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
So, he’s adding Facebook Marketplace to Twitter?
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks schultziepie!!!! You’re awesome!!
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you @schultziepie.bsky.social @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @qjsch.bsky.social @abbij1961.bsky.social @rabbijill.bsky.social @kellycarlin.bsky.social @lukelebrun.ca @realtexaspaul.com @dwilliams1210.com @dearsarah.bsky.social @xxkittyhellxx.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
But that’s what they want
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!!!!! @wmorningstar30.bsky.social @texasinafrica.bsky.social @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social @rosalei.bsky.social @bustykrabb.bsky.social @fartbarfuncle.bsky.social @harrybutharry.bsky.social @mcm-cmc.bsky.social @richievomit.bsky.social @turdguy.bsky.social go.bsky.app/TgAqH1s
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for sharing. You have a great week as well.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
It’s Sunday Evening. What better time to follow people who have pets in their bio pic. @abbij1961.bsky.social @brettbobculbert.bsky.social @krisbouncedx.bsky.social @sam-and-the-dog.bsky.social @docthor72.bsky.social @gooddonald.bsky.social @hogdog.bsky.social @krisbouncedx.bsky.social
Chris Welch (@chriswelchtx.bsky.social) reposted
My new album comes out August 1st!! Pre-order your limited edition vinyl copy or download now!! I put everything I have into this record, and I'm really proud of it. chriswelchtx.bandcamp.com/album/discar...
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
All of this was a distraction to stop us from asking wtf the cloud was.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Womp. Womp, mother fucker
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Womp. Womp, mother fucker
Suzzi (@suzzisulli.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
TY HaloStar!! Another masterpiece!!💙💙 @halostarmusic.bsky.social @jules1212.bsky.social @romatthews.bsky.social @tiollamp.bsky.social @dennis221.bsky.social @patricklnewkirk.bsky.social @crbones56.bsky.social @blogforiowa.bsky.social @babybluesky2025.bsky.social @suzzisulli.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Suzzi!!
Suzzi (@suzzisulli.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
TY Morten!💙💙 @mortenc.bsky.social @annettebeebe.bsky.social @ev0lv3d.bsky.social @mainekat.bsky.social @hedy56.bsky.social @thinkhopepeace.bsky.social @nopeynope.bsky.social @okiekansan.bsky.social @crbones56.bsky.social @patricklnewkirk.bsky.social @suzzisulli.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds more like part of the bluff, to me.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
Poppy. Destroyer of Lawns.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
Share this picture on @thehill.com page
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Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
Congratulations, brother. Working on this album with you has been so much fun.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m still figuring this out. Is that an etiquette thing?
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot to do that. Sorry
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Cha-ching.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
What’s up?
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Most welcome, my friend.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the bump. 🚫🍊🌮 @chriswelchtx.bsky.social @bucknerblue.bsky.social @qjsch.bsky.social @abbij1961.bsky.social @rabbijill.bsky.social @kellycarlin.bsky.social @lukelebrun.ca @realtexaspaul.com @dwilliams1210.com @dearsarah.bsky.social @xxkittyhellxx.bsky.social @mdff.bsky.social
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like he’s already had his face buried in that TACO.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Did you get the text, too?
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
On some level, I’ll miss Skrump. That level is one of the shittier levels of hell.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
I’m proud of my trans son Felix. He grew up with the morals that I thought christians had.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
I’m 56,autistic. I learned something about myself, today. When I wake up feeling the beginning of IBS, it triggers depression. I know what I’m about to go through and how long I’ll have to deal with it. It also makes me more prone to panic attacks. I hope this helps someone else.
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
RAWRRAWRRAWRR!!!!
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
Bend over first, then get on your knees. Trump is Putins personal ATM.
Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) (@princesskim.bsky.social) reposted
How could #Dallas want to kill Solo? Yet they do! We need to save this little guy! Needs an email by tomorrow I hear. JFC! I can’t keep up with the need here! I just need tons of fucking reposts here! adopt.adopets.com/pet/c2f851ae... out of state adoptions too
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social) reply parent
That is clearly a question. I apologize?
Patrickest (@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social)
Good morning everybody. Has anyone had any of the new Moon Eggs that the president imported from Chernobyl Farms. Delicious.