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Two guys, lotsa songs, and a cruise (http://jococruise.com). 3 seasons of "MST3k", plus Despicable Me 2 (long story). P=Paul, S=Storm in posts. Both he/him.
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[P] Aside: check out Defense Secretary Normalhands there.
[P] "Many people, strong burly guys, come up to me with tears in their eyes, they say, 'Sir, you're the least dum-dum there's ever been,' I'm just telling you what these people say. Nasty, nasty man, that Gazoo—I call him "The Not-so-great Gazoo."
[P] I can't decide who's making the funniest face here, but it's probably Hegseth
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[P] Does it curve...downward? So that all the books just slide off the shelves?
[P] Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
[P] It's so good, Merlin
[P] I wish this were going to be about what we're all hoping it'd be about, whereas it'll actually be him deploying ICE to neonatal units or appointing the Jigsaw puppet new head of the Dept. of Gothic Revenge (formerly the Dept. of Agriculture)
[P] There’s no petty like anonymous channel programmer petty. Beyond my recent repost about Death of Stalin and Weekend at Bernie’s hitting Hulu recently, I like to think it wasn’t a coincidence that today TCM aired Keeper of the Flame, about a wealthy guy who wanted to make America fascist.
Hulu just added Death of Stalin and Weekend at Bernie’s (and is featuring them on their main page this weekend)… it’s just very funny.
[P] It really is the pinnacle of the form. Maybe it's a little easier to do this with a "fake" song vs. a painting or sketch or play—but even if you grant that, they're so thoroughly undeniable it doesn't matter.
[P] Seconded to everything said below; he was an actor of such innate and warm charisma and humor. I will miss seeing him in new things.
[P] Maybe in song form.
[P] I owned this game, and I loved this commercial.
[P] Robert Duvall was his sled
[S] Real Beatles fans, sing along!
[P] "Step on me, Daddy"
But I'm too big a fan to stop at two. "The Fantastic Dr. Snippers" "Don't Why" "Roundabout Helen" "You Me Baby Love" "In Your Swirling Head" "Your Mum Don't Shimmy" "Fragment Pie #6"
[S] "Muckboot Lane" and "I'm Gonna Man You Love". Duh.
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
[P] Well…shit. Hi there, Guster!
[S] We'll know he's gone when the MAGAsphere starts explaining why it's fine, and even preferable, for an AI deadbot to lead the country.
[P] Do it for all of us, Linda.
Current vibe
[P] If it happens, I want so much ALF Hog to happen I want ALF Hog the likes of which even God has never seen
[P] Shit...are we really being followed by @guster.bsky.social? That's cool.
[P] goddammit Todd
[P] This is fair
[P] One of these years
[P] "Youse gunna gow downna Vet Staydeuhm bufowr theh Iggles game ta spekyoulayt about theh Prezdent's helf?"
[P] Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm finally deciding to buy the $850, 7500+ piece LEGO Millennium Falcon set
[P] I heard that RFK Jr. was called to the White House this evening to look at his mitochondria
Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case
[P] (FWIW, the "four active spikes" indicated in the image seems to have quickly receded.)
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[P] Don't you fuck with me, www.pizzint.watch
Real trying to get to sleep on Xmas Eve vibes around here
[P] Trexit?
[P] All I'll say is, someone keep eyes on @therealtony.bsky.social because there's real potential for a "Dave" situation
[P] I simply cannot fathom the levels of kink required to pull off this degree of self-debasement regularly and publicly. But I assume this is the shit that actually goes on at the Republican orgies that Madison Cawthorn got run out of town for talking about.
[P] Most days I feel like would honestly trade all this for COVID
[P] I will vote for any Democrat who makes this a core element of their platform
[P] My parents' neighbors' house in 2021.
[P] "Say what you will about Paul, but he died exactly the way he always wanted to."
[P] Word.
[P] I truly would have paid a pretty good amount of money for this experience.
[P] In honor of #NationalDogDay, and in the interest of posting something that’s not completely doom-filled, here a video of me getting buried under fourteen golden retriever puppies back in 2021. Genuinely one of the best memories of my life.
If you're seeking a brief distraction from all the bullshit, we have two live shows with Jonathan Coulton in a couple weeks: Thu 9/4: Rams Head on Stage, Annapolis, MD www.axs.com/events/10063... Fri 9/5: The Birchmere, Alexandria, VA www.ticketmaster.com/event/150062...
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[P] Oh, and The Limey
[P] Sisu
i finally realized who his ass looks like it is glass joe from punch out
[P] If there's any entomologists awake this late, can you help identify this bug my daughter found in her house this evening? She has a minor phobia about bugs, and I'm hoping it's nothing she particularly has to worry about.
[P] Make sure you get a blend-in at Thomas Sweet Ice Cream while you’re in town!
The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
[S] New guidelines will probalby mean only those 65+ or at-risk will be able to get a COVID vaccine. If you want one and don't fit either category, you may want to get it IMMEDIATELY! yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/whats-the-...
[P] The anger is brewing though
[P] I will pay you to leave the country, John.
[P] My first time seeing McCann as Preparation H Raymond was perhaps the hardest I ever laughed. www.cracked.com/article_3712...
[P] "The other day, I told Alma, 'I love ya, honey; if our marriage was one of my movies, it'd be Spellbound'. She said, 'more like 'The Wrong Man'!"
[P] ATTN: @ditzkoff.bsky.social
[P] Unsurprising that Mullin was first off the blocks, and it's a strong initial effort. But Trump-fellating isn't a sprint, it's a marathon, and there's plenty of players still to enter the ring on the Sunday morning shows.
[P] I say this as the co-writer of "Write Like the Wind": Fuck this question asker.
Yes
[P] He's 500 hamberders in a poorly-constructed man suit
[P] The package needs a lukewarm cheese slot
[P] Are you shit-talking my da burger joint?
[P] Elegant as fuck, man
[P] You didn’t know it was a competition, but I already beat everyone at Dinner tonight
Experimental philosophy
[P] "After all that men could do had failed, the Martians were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest things, which God, in His wisdom, had put upon this Earth."
[P] "After all that men could do had failed, the Martians were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest things, which God, in His wisdom, had put upon this Earth."
HEY SOMETIMES THERE IS UNCOMPLICATED GOOD NEWS It's rare but it happens!!! If you think this is a big and great deal (it is) please consider donating directly to the Florida Freedom to Read Project www.fftrp.org/donate
[P] Oh, I do, quite regularly.
We’re working on it. That’s all I can say for now. Subscribe to The Onion.
[P] I don't know if I've ever wanted a thing to happen more than this
[P] This batch of pantspissers is the same party that constantly labeled liberals "snowflakes." I lived in the DC area for 12 years, and drove and worked downtown for most of that time, back in the "murder capital" '90s. I managed not shitting myself and buckling my seat belt every time.
[P] This is a longtime favorite TV episode of ours. Storm and I often randomly quote “We thought you guys were our friends, man.”
[P] The ongoing epidemic of Knievel Gangs is vastly underreported I can't take my family to any snake river canyons anymore
[P] Everybody's always girding loins, but nobody talks about loining girds
[P] It's the ultimate "I saw a brown person" Nextdoor post, except the poster can deploy the National Guard
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
[P] Two days ago I hadn't heard of BEYOND THE INFINITE TWO MINUTES. Tonight I watched and really enjoyed it. Fun, funny, VERY small-scale Japanese sci-fi puzzle box of a movie, and breezes by in 70 minutes flat. Well worth your time.
greetings from Kansas City
Yet another helpful explainer to counter the ignorant disinformation spouted by the unqualified extremist who is currently destroying the HHS
[P] I legitimately question how many of these chucklefucks still retain object permanence
[P] Sometimes I think Missouri isn’t sending us their best and brightest
[P] ATTN: @scalzi.com
[P] #art
[P] This is great, but I’m also kind of amazed @dankmccoy.bsky.social didn’t already post this
[P] How he thinks he sounds vs. how he comes across
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[P] (but really, you should watch THE VERDICT)
[P] If you want just the best live concert movie, STOP MAKING SENSE. If you want a music documentary and won’t stretch the definition to include THIS IS SPINAL TAP, then watch SUMMER OF SOUL.
[P] The 22nd amendment limiting US Presidents to two terms was created after President Franklin D. Roseaneh held the office for 407 years.
