And by hand we mean reach-around
And by hand we mean reach-around
More like Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact, but go on..
Has “Putin teabags Trump” become Cheugy?
Sure, who better to predict the next steps of a sex-pest than a sex-pest?
And I suppose the Clintons gave us Gingrich?
Overheard: "I may not agree with Trump's tolerance of pedophiles, but unlike the inauthentic Democrats, I know where he stands."
Only Children of the Grave would know if Bezos and Musk’s rocket folly is truly Into the Void
You know it's bad when a long braindead dunce like Balz bails before the abysmal Karen Tumultied
Opines man most qualified to advise the likes of Hunter Biden
Don’t worry, Ukrainian soldiers pretty harmless “woke” warriors
He’ll assimilate nicely into Russian culture -by becoming Ukrainian sunflower field fertilizer 🤣
Opinion | Psst, hey over here. Let's keep this on the downlow but, if I had MBS personally pick up the tab for all of those foreign students that we're kicking out of Harvard, would THAT finally get Baron in? We'll even have him wear that funny Jew hat if it helps. What I do for these rotten kids!
"I thought reading the Times wld kp me well informed on the 2024 election, but after reading dzns of stories on Biden's age and Trump's sharks and batteries, I was sure Jill Stein was the best candidate. Now I live in an alleyway with a comfort rat but still use the Times to pee on. Thx, @nytimes!"
Sadly, America is a nation of petulant, emotionally-stunted man-babies
What is that dumb Russian bitch whining about?
Because being “the adult in the room” has worked so well thus far! 🤣
To reach a good deal, you should laugh in his face and publicly make him beg. Don’t you understand he will claim victory even if he drastically reduces tariffs? Do you not get that unless you make a complete fool of him this just continues and encourages him to run for a 3rd term?
To be sure, there will be plenty of candidates for the title of stupidest governor as well..
He’s not a medical expert, so it is unfair to criticize him. This is all cosplay, you should know this by now, Mark.
Correction: the original sin was appointing Merrick Garland Attorney General
Siri says “despite his many faults, Steve Jobs was never anybody’s bitch”
By Bill Maher
For answers, we spoke to Peter Navarro economics advisor “Ron Vara”
Also how Goebbels talked about Hitler.
BS
She should know it's a crisis since that entire MSNBC afternoon zoo crew is contributing to it.
And don't expect an honest finding as to why the Army helicopter collided into that commercial jet in DC. Unless, of course, any of the pilots were black, trans, or female.
Why don't Dems stand up and say "Yea, we're shutting it down for a month. This is what DOGE will do permanently if they get their way. Red states, drop us a line and use the code word "UNCLE" when you've had enough, and maybe we'll call it off sooner. Good luck with your fucking eggs."
Did @peterbakernyt.bsky.social include "some critics charge it was Biden who raised the stakes by providing Israel with additional missle defense reinforcements as providing the impetus for Trump to propose annexing Gaza"? Pete can never pass up an opportunity to both-sides to an absurd degree.
When America breaks out our secret directed microwave radiation weapons and starts pointing them at Russian diplomats, you can feel "threatened"
Why is it always the never-Trumpers like the folks at the Bulwark who can be relied upon to not pull their punches when it comes to our current fascist regime? The Democrats are fucking spineless, always worried about who’ll they’ll offend.
Found them in the same Ohio diner they find the chronically indigent who won’t give up their WSJ subscription, even to eat.
Thanks Ben, I’ve seen you on MSNBC say this every time you’ve appeared the past 4yrs. A -you’re wrong, this IS exactly who we are. Trump would not be president if this was not who we are. B -the NYT helped sane-wash Trump into office. How about mentioning something about that next time on MSNVichy?
And it’s the job of nearly every Democratic house member over the age of 50 to just cower in the corner as their Republican colleagues “across the aisle” do nothing. They are not up for this fight. Primary every last one of them that lifts a finger to make the Republicans lives one bit easier.
Dan Balz, marquee? GTFOH 🤣🤣🤣
The first devastating storm with casualties this year will be blamed on years of rampant DEI at NOAA, we can be 100% sure of that.
Fucking NYT. It’s NOT a war on “bureaucracy” or bloated government, it’s a war on GOOD GOVERNMENT. Something Trump has been calling the “deep state” for years, shite Times has not caught on yet.
The best protests will be for blue state residents to march on their capitols to shut down any federal dollars that will allow Trump to carry out his treachery. Let’s see Alabama and Mississippi and Idaho cough-up his blood money.
Any Democrat over 50 is not up to the task. They’re as comfortable doing nothing about the Republicans as the Republicans are about do nothing about Trump. Primary every bloody last one of them.
-By The Atlantic Staff
I think Bob Bock sold used Chevys Rt. 1 Automile Norwood back in the ‘80s
The credulous WH and other beltway press will be his handmaidens in this country’s demise. Fascism sells papers and garners far more clicks then a boring administration from the “normal” party that believes in democracy. And the whole while they will claim, laughably, to be holding him accountable.
Next WH Presser: “Not my economy. Biden did that to us as he walking out the door. And that little note Presidents leave each other? Where do you think I got Gaza Rivera? People are saying Barack Obama is not so innocent. He’s the one that gave us Sleepy Joe.” WH Press: nods credulously
But if it were the old Mexican lady babysitting his neighbors kids, he would have cheered as she was thrown in back of the ICE paddy-wagon.
It doesn’t matter that it benefits Americans, if MAGA thinks it benefits one brown foreigner, it’s loss-loss.
Because “Bondi” in Russian means “how much”
Make America Stupid Again
Thankfully, Canada won’t fold to fascism the way half of Americans have.
Perfect leader, along with Trump to head a country full of dimwits and dunces hell-bent on Internet celebutardom. We deserve the leaders we get.
Another Kremlin asset along with Tulsi and Muskovite
97% of people had no idea what “DEI” was until Rethuglicans decided they needed a new word for n****r that could be expanded info other out-groups.
Disorder and chaos is something incompetent and lazy tin-pot dictators use to their advantage. WSJ are their enablers with their uncritical reporting.
Susan or Jill? 😉
Why Gaza may be the new Beruit of the Paris of the East. -By Thomas L. Friedman
Gaza was always intended to be yet another shiny object to distract the media. And surprise-surprise, the #BrokenTimes fell for it again. Why don't you talk more about how complicit the media is in this intentional deception, Rachel?
Worth knowing she is a long-time 2020 election denier.
Democracy dies when the media is complicit.
And what do non-Trump voters have to say about his raping and looting of our government? Oh, I'm sorry, dumb question. You're the WaPo and your owner is a Trump flunky in on the filthy lucre. Democracy dies when the media is complicit.
Elon Muskrat - “Villianaire”
Really? Wouldn’t “Foreign Strongmen Cheer as Local Strongmen Dismantle U.S. Aid Agency” be more appropriate?
The "river to the sea" pro-HAMAS, anti-semitic pampered college snowflakes, who quit protesting when they couldn't get pizza deliver to their campus shit-ins, and then cheered when Trump was elected still think the revolution is coming. They abandoned the Palestinians and DO NOT CARE ONE BIT.
It's another ready-made "flood the zone with shit" distraction to throw the media and critics off of Musk's rape of the Treasury and destruction of USAID. Maybe he supports it in principle, but there's no way he's send troops into Panama, Greenland AND Gaza 🎭
I voted for Jill Stein. She was right about everything except predicted Kamala would be the one to ethnically cleans Gaza of the Palestinians. Here’s why I’ll still be supporting her 2028 Presidential Campaign. -By Susan Sarandon
Oh really? I didn’t know that. Thanks for the civics lesson, Professor! 🤣 By all means, let’s keep using democratic-consultant poll-tested words like “bi-partisanship”, “comity” and “reaching common ground”. The Rethuglicans always respond positively when spoken to with polite language 🤔
“Settler Colonialist” 🤭 The country that the Nazis copied also defeated the Nazis and gave you MLK, but sure burn it all down so you can now enjoy the ethnic cleansing of all Palestinians you were endlessly warned about. See you at the next Jill Stein Quadrennial Grift Rally. Viva Revolución!
I don’t think any of them are Democrats, but I also don’t think they are dumb enough at this point to think the “old” Republican Party is ever coming back. With the reputation of the Democrats almost as bad as Republicans, I doubt any of them are officially putting “D” next to their name 😉
In 4yrs the country will be burnt to the ground, but go ahead and start your Marxist Opium Pipe Dream today and get back to us in 20 years and let us know how it went.
Please run and good luck!
JFC, I hate those two. The WORST thing (and the list ain’t that long) that Obama brought to DC.
Wow, way to go, Senator. Did you also hold your thumb to your nose and wiggle your fingers? You and EVERY FUCKING SENATOR should be holding a press conference threatening to prosecute and imprison ANYONE attempting to loot and destroy our government, and until then, SHUT THE WHOLE THING DOWN!
This is how it’s done. Go Meredith!
Wait, I thought that was a requirement?
Classified U.S. Treasury data is starting to pour in thanks to Deepseek and President Musk! Extra MSG and Fortune Cookies for every American citizen, on the house! -By President Xi
Let these dumbfucks suffer for the next 4yrs. Next time when they vote (if they vote) they’ll finally realize “owning the libs” won’t lower the price of eggs.
It doesn’t even matter if the leaders of these foreign countries ACTUALLY act or do in the way Trump demands. They wisely just reply, “OK boss, right away, sir”. Trump will then issue a press release claiming victory and the MAGA dumbfucks will believe egg prices will magically start to fall.
Must make you wish you were a Senator, or at least a man with balls.
Actually, Tennessee’s greatest foreign whiskey market is Canada and Canadians were already boycotting JB and JD in favor of home-brewed CC before the tariff war started. How long before Brooks switches to 🇷🇺 vodka because Trump will never have the balls to tariff Putin’s Russia?
F! Alan, he *wanted* to believe Trump’s bullshit. I know the MAGA disinformation machine creates the worst kind of reality distortion field imaginable, but Alan also lived through Trump 1.0, all the racial demagoguery, misogyny and disastrous COVID response, too. Stop the blubbering, dude.
Second crappiest President American in history never going to get enough credit for his best worst work.
Baker is beyond parody at this point, no disrespect to @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Entremanure
It’s as if the AI algorithm is slyly trying to say “many of his supporters are also, you know, racist” 😉
No way they use Grok
Sure, that’s what the Republicans say when a Democrat wins the WH. “What exactly did the people give us to work with? Are we magicians? I’m tired, let’s approve every ‘Democrat’ nominee and go home, it’s been a long day!” 🤷♂️
One would think Chuck Schumer would show some “leadership” by calling a press conference, announcing this fact, and then insisting Trump be immediately investigated for endangering the lives of every American. You know, like the Republicans would do.
Or how President Musk repeatedly called for the former FAA Director’s head because he had the gall to insist Musk’s exploding rockets be grounded until he figures out why the perform like they are high on Ketamine.
“We just buried the FAA in the Potomac, err, I mean a shallow bath.”
I will delete my account if anybody, ANYBODY in the press calls out these outrageous lies to his face. Admittingly, I’m not a reckless gambler.
Was it DEI or woke ATC communications policies that lead to the deadly DC plane crash? Yes. -By Pamela Paul
Pretty idiotic newspaper
Primary EVERY Democoward who refuses to resist or calls for bullshit like "bipartisanship". That includes ALL leadership, and that means YOU Jeffries and YOU Schumer.
"Unless DEI had something to do with it", he added.
Why let The Atlantic have a monopoly on all the DEI police?
Good god, we are doomed..
It would invoke Article 5 for us to defend Hungary against Ukraine
Oh give me a fucking break. He will do what ends up making him look best and feed his ego. It may benefit Ukraine in the end, but it has ZERO to do with loyalty or “strategery”.
Analysis | Wildfires, plane crashes and shambolic government. Did Kamala intentionally lose to avoid blame for our nation’s disasters? -By Peter Baker
Who did THIS?!?
When AI is more accurate than reality