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@paulblanda.bsky.social

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created September 17, 2023

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Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

I carry mail in northern California, and we've had multiple of these mailers in the last two weeks. Carriers throughout the state have reported the same.

1/9/2025, 1:45:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Were you homeschooled

31/8/2025, 4:26:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Make-a-wish kid gets it bulldozed

31/8/2025, 12:22:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:56:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

I asked my ex if they wanna hook up this weekend if Trump dies, and they said "maybe, yeah." 😎

30/8/2025, 2:53:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maybe It Will Happen Today (@today-maybe.bsky.social) reposted

Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
21/4/2025, 2:46:03 PM | 1348 311 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 (@thatsgoodweb.bsky.social) reposted

Katsuhiro Otomo, 1996

Katsuhiro Otomo, 1996
18/3/2025, 5:22:06 PM | 347 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reposted

I guess you aren’t allowed to whack off to your favorite nu metal bands anymore

29/8/2025, 7:08:39 PM | 152 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Analogies are hard for you, huh?

29/8/2025, 12:00:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matty! (@mattythemouse.bsky.social) reposted

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

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29/8/2025, 12:07:17 AM | 8924 2002 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you sure we shouldn't just put it up for a vote??? A lot of people think the moon is a planet, and that seems reasonable. Maybe we should have a debate on Piers Morgan about the moon being a planet. Maybe we should protect kids from the natural satellite ideology.

29/8/2025, 3:28:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

None of those sentences is true.

29/8/2025, 2:28:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people think Black folks aren't people. Not that long ago, most white people thought that. It needed to be said.

29/8/2025, 2:22:00 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Human rights are not debatable

28/8/2025, 12:37:43 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Beijer (@carlbeijer.bsky.social) reposted

This is the Platonic Ideal of a Bluesky thread

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27/8/2025, 3:10:31 AM | 676 113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

If this was an album cover, I would immediately listen

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27/8/2025, 2:53:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

I used the words "lol" and "wut". Who are you arguing with? Do you hear voices

27/8/2025, 2:45:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol wut

27/8/2025, 2:07:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

RIP sonic youth string 😭

27/8/2025, 2:04:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice

26/8/2025, 12:48:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted

Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...

25/8/2025, 4:44:36 PM | 3449 1599 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture U N D E R T O W (@undertowmusic.bsky.social) reposted

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25/8/2025, 1:57:26 AM | 195 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Sick, thank you

24/8/2025, 3:14:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

If piss was shit, would Mark Cuban drink it?

24/8/2025, 2:28:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the third book called? I am weird and like reading religious texts.

23/8/2025, 11:57:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted

I miss when a rapper could have a name like this and go on an absolutely outrageous mixtape run and then get a huge advance from a major label to make a terrible album.

Sign for a restaurant called Paul’s Da Burger Joint.
16/8/2025, 3:56:29 AM | 986 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

I like ting yang twins as well, nvm

21/8/2025, 4:21:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 12:30:01 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Now this I gotta see!

18/8/2025, 8:57:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking for middle ground with ghouls: the Liberal Way.

18/8/2025, 8:48:46 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Eat my shorts 🖕🫵

18/8/2025, 8:45:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I found this case because it pops up on CourtListener like this, lol

CHRIST v. SATAN (1:25-cv-02668) District Court, District of Columbia
18/8/2025, 4:07:12 PM | 142 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

More like Ms. Never

18/8/2025, 1:52:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have brain damage.

18/8/2025, 2:49:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate (@katewitko.bsky.social) reposted

HOT TOWN SUMMER IN THE CITY

new hug pillow range lets you sleep with hello kitty
17/5/2025, 12:23:38 AM | 384 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Since you're CIA, can you supply my bookclub with cocaine, or do they cut off your supply once you get fired?

16/8/2025, 3:14:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, but George Strait should have his own Smithsonian museum.

16/8/2025, 2:21:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol, nah.

16/8/2025, 2:20:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

The podcast TrueAnon has also done episodes on him, specifically to his ties with Utah/Mormon freaks.

16/8/2025, 12:35:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandon Bird (@brandonbird.bsky.social) reposted

Computer enthusiast Alan Alda.
15/8/2025, 1:07:16 AM | 829 128 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

My dumb coworker sent me a song to check out, and I love him so much

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15/8/2025, 3:21:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

It's really hard to find TV shows from this era where it was actually played live. They kill it here!

15/8/2025, 3:16:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

People will go online and talk about anything, and it sucks but I support it

Reddit screenshot from r/music that said
14/8/2025, 3:29:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

Now that's cool to me

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13/8/2025, 3:27:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

Laura Loomer accuses Reba of being Bill Maher.

13/8/2025, 3:20:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Kermit

13/8/2025, 2:28:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

More country and rap for me, then.

11/8/2025, 7:00:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Naw, this is just how all rich people think.

10/8/2025, 5:48:46 PM | 99 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

My mom's birthday is problematic

Gold balloons that are the number 88
9/8/2025, 10:51:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

The Middle American Normie Whisperer has spoken.

9/8/2025, 5:03:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moby Dick (@mobydickatsea.bsky.social) reposted

there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid

9/8/2025, 6:49:30 AM | 218 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

Cyber Jesus Christ

A cybertruck with the personalized license plate image
8/8/2025, 9:41:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Commenting so I remember to check this out later. Never heard of it before!

8/8/2025, 8:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

My county fair has "best weed" as a category!

8/8/2025, 8:08:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

My county fair has a "best weed" category, you should check that out and maybe win a ribbon (and respect).

8/8/2025, 8:07:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Edmiston (@peteredmiston.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

See I had always thought of music as merely a series of vibrations at different frequencies until one day I talked to a friend of mine at our Catskills eatery of choice and he told me that those frequencies often go together in a discernible pattern. Sure enough he was right.

8/8/2025, 2:46:29 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

No, please, I insist

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8/8/2025, 3:45:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

About what? There was no concerted effort from the left to push third party candidates, and Stein's totals didn't swing the election.

6/8/2025, 1:34:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for the screenshots from when Harris wasn't a candidate. You said leftists launched an anti-Harris vote campaign and promoted Stein. I said that didn't happen, asked for prominent leftists who did so, and said Stein votes did not swing the election to Trump.

6/8/2025, 1:14:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric_Time (@erictime.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Kim Deal, shoot me with a fucking cannonball.

5/8/2025, 2:29:17 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Was your rock different or something?

5/8/2025, 12:41:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Under my rock, no major leftist political candidate, office holder, or media personality supported Jill Stein, and her vote totals would not have affected the outcome of the election.

4/8/2025, 9:23:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Eat my shorts

4/8/2025, 3:23:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not what happened.

4/8/2025, 2:13:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Not enough flags in your name

4/8/2025, 1:27:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly! She would have won if there was no opposition. And no one could have guessed that there would be an opposing candidate!

4/8/2025, 1:21:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Eat my shorts

3/8/2025, 5:27:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/8/2025, 4:03:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is remarkable

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3/8/2025, 3:55:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

The cool thing about that song is that if anyone sings you anything, you can just say "oh, that's Strawberry Letter 23" and they will then check out that song, and they will love it. Each convert makes us stronger.

3/8/2025, 3:51:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

My supervisor walked up to me today and said "what's that song that goes 'bing, bing, bing, bing, bingbing, bingbing' and I said "Strawberry Letter 23" and I was, of course, correct.

3/8/2025, 3:48:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wendy O'Rourke (@wendyo.bsky.social) reposted

Marcel Schurman Greeting Card, 1970s

A colorful bird holding a green four leaf clover in his beak
1/8/2025, 9:02:31 PM | 2605 259 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

If you've never been here, you should make it the one place you promise yourself you'll go to one day. The border between This and The Other is extremely thin at Yosemite. Something will move in you. A revealing of the unhidden.

2/8/2025, 3:57:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Every original on Beatles for Sale is a little gem.

31/7/2025, 11:33:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

My dog smells flowers, and it's very weird

31/7/2025, 7:58:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Do y'all take callers? I know you love discussion and debate, so I was hoping to call in and discuss.

31/7/2025, 7:54:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

There are bands with three pretty great musicians that have dropped multiple masterpiece albums

31/7/2025, 3:26:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

A dire warning to any who think that the best musicians would make the best band.

31/7/2025, 2:07:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

Gadfly, nudnik, harrier, etc

31/7/2025, 2:55:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

This happened to me, too

31/7/2025, 2:39:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social)

I got suspended on reddit, the site for losers and dipshits.

31/7/2025, 2:38:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Lolllll

30/7/2025, 1:43:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

The platform specifically states that "all criminals shall be immediately released into Michael Brodkorb's kitchen". You should actually read the platform; I promise it's in there.

30/7/2025, 3:33:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol, they aren't going to learn shit, you, just like you haven't learned anything by Maga never realizing anything, ever. You're gonna "just wait until" for fucking decades and never get it. Grow up.

30/7/2025, 2:52:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Mark should shut the fuck up, and you should have said that. Why are you giving baby faced emojis to a guy quoting and agreeing with Nick Fuentes? Grow the fuck up.

30/7/2025, 2:49:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

You need to fuck off, you dumb fucking shithead

30/7/2025, 2:47:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking of walkers, why don't you be one off of a short pier

29/7/2025, 2:58:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool! The Senate is a bad idea, and has done consistently bad things. It serves no philosophical purpose, beyond ignoring popular will. As it is currently constructed, it should be abolished, or wildly reformed (I'm thinking 1000 members, voted in by party slate by the US populace).

29/7/2025, 1:07:18 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd like to congratulate you on trying your hardest at potty training. I know it's frustrating, but someday you will piss and shit in the toilet like a big boy.

28/7/2025, 3:27:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

You are a child with a baby's understanding of the world

27/7/2025, 9:07:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) reposted

Oh I forgot to post the baseball cards of the striking workers they were handing out. Genius.

27/7/2025, 5:26:13 AM | 3846 762 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Amazing!

27/7/2025, 1:59:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

So you & I agree that people should vote for the lesser of evils, as part of a harm reduction strategy. What I am arguing is that maybe the Democrats should not do evil stuff. It would be nice, and might also win elections, because your way (running vapid centrists, & complaining) doesn't do that.

27/7/2025, 1:57:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, maybe the public wouldn't have this opinion if there was at least one political party who were like "hey, we think trans people are humans".

27/7/2025, 1:53:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

We need someone who will understand that political parties can shape public opinion. Newsom does not believe that, because he has no values. His dumb ideas about trans athletes (and your insistence that this makes him electable) is the perfect example. The party should stand for something.

27/7/2025, 1:52:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

He sucks. He's almost the worst candidate, besides Rahm Emmanuel.

27/7/2025, 1:07:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

She should have retired when it mattered, but alas everything sucks now in part because she was a narcissist.

27/7/2025, 1:06:27 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not the only one, you are just being spoonfed this drivel by his comms team.

27/7/2025, 12:36:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mailman Paul (@paulblanda.bsky.social) reply parent

The "minority" you are talking about is the vast majority of registered Democrats. I'm not trans, just a rural white guy, and Newsom fucking sucks. I'm not trying to "cancel" him, I just want to point out that he sucks, sucks ass, and fucking sucks. He's garbage.

27/7/2025, 12:14:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view