Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair I clicked on it waiting for the jokes.
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view profile on Bluesky Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair I clicked on it waiting for the jokes.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
How far can you punt a liver?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like I'm buying a pack of smokes for my next doctors visit.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did you introduce this to me, I hate it and I can't turn it off.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
What does Jordan Wicks need to do to receive a major league start?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost like he is an absolute stud, people too easily forget even the best of the best slump.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social)
@adamhoge.bsky.social They make waterproof notepads that stick to your shower wall. No I'm not kidding, my wife just bought one on Amazon.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I love alt text.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
If you see Mrs. Met flirt with blooper you should take back the apology.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats my dude, glad you had a good time!
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I convince my wife to go with me?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
We define logical very differently, but yes
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I know the context, but really this could be posted almost any day in the past year.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm trying so hard to stay patient.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Ted Lasso season 1 will just make you feel good.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the record for a pick to flip flop between two teams?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
What's your preferred plan for safety in the medium term?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Same! I was wondering if he would come on at half.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social)
@spannersready.bsky.social I'll give you 1 guess to who is running an off tire strategy.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
It switched to the Yankees game on me. Back now but it was annoying.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Carlos Boozer applauds this.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm going out tonight for donuts and fancy coffee cream for opening morning!
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Your magic worked and they listened.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Only if you get the double platinum
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to force people to purchase f1tv?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
What if I'm tired now?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you not tried eggnog!?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
That makes sense. I have no fear of public speaking but if it was all about me that might feel different.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
What is it that makes you reluctant in general, it isn't a fear of speaking on mic.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social)
It's here! Came at the same time as Ocean's, what a good day! @360vegas.bsky.social
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
You land on the just kicked cancers ass side believing in medicine side.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
That's awesome!
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems to me that being happy for someone to find success shouldn't be looked at like a radical idea.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate that you are right
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don't highlight the underline how will you see it!
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't tell if this is a joke or a real stat.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do teams not employ true kicking coaches?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
For real, where would current Nagy score on that index you have been working on?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Too soon!
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
GM sled races for additional IFA money!
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if they would have -2 yards of net passing if Tyler Scott suited up.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
If you end it with, "and it was all a dream" the movie doesn't sound as crazy. Still wild as dreams go but not crazy.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social)
@adamhoge.bsky.social @adamjahns.bsky.social did anyone consider Eburfluse was only doing Carter a solid? Nobody is going to talk about not fielding that punt and getting them pinned at the 1 because of Fluses generosity.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
He will, but he shouldn't.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, but it was hysterical.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
You go with your daughter to her first movie!
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
What if the weird shit is conspiracy theories on who the next Bears coach will be?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Math vs game feel. I fully understand the math but with how they are playing I feel like a traditional pat was the way to go. Unless they thought they were going to get blocked again.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
That ball was entirely catchable.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I need an explanation of this rule, the description on tv can't possibly be right. Also, how do some stadiums not have those angles???
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social)
@adamhoge.bsky.social I'm going to need a breakdown of the review camera rule, I can't get my head around how a camera can be used for some reviews and not others.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
2016
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they are that afraid to kick, no kick is a gimmie with that field.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Punting in UGGs would be an entertaining choice.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I have so many skeet comments that I'm going to holster.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Same, trades can be good for both teams.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope your gift is a tin of Altoids.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that I would only make the argument because he was a Cub probably says I shouldn't be making that argument.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
It's BIG PANTS colluding with MLB and the Cowboys to make lower thread counts more acceptable.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I must be a very negative person, I don't predict a single over.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
That moment ruined my daughter's 7th birthday party. I guess my brooding on it the rest of the day takes 5% of the blame.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
It may have been a conversation between me and myself.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought we agreed Bluesky would be stadium talk free!
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Love to see quality disciplined football.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Was there a particular play that looked bad, or just a normal football play?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social)
So what are posts on this thing called?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll make you a deal, I won't complain too much if you also post pictures of puppies in Cubs gear.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you need to flip those?
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it might be an intentional throwback. Then I remembered they are a business and that would be a terrible idea.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social)
I'm told I should make a post to prove in not a bot. How about I think all Chicago team owners are too cheap to have success.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
I like this version of The Cubs!
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
It has been refreshing. I hope it lasts for a while.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
Make it quick and you got yourself a new side gig with Cubs social media.
Paul H (@paulh87h.bsky.social) reply parent
With FFP limits being broken by other teams was the year of no signings actually a genius way to not run foul of the rules?