Jimmy in to save Jey. Jey saying he needs help from his brother. Jimmy basically telling Jacob “you on your own now, cuh” #WWERAW
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Jimmy in to save Jey. Jey saying he needs help from his brother. Jimmy basically telling Jacob “you on your own now, cuh” #WWERAW
Do rules still exist in tag matches? Why wasn’t Bronson disqualified for being in the ring long enough to brew a cup when he wasn’t the legal man? #WWERAW
I mean, if Punk ain’t showing up on SmackDown and bringing out AJ or - for fuck’s sake - Cora Jade, then what even are we doing? #WWERAW
Boy if AJ doesn’t come back now, that will be a worse castration than Cody at Wrestlemania #WWERAW
This Iyo/Asuka/Kairi stuff is kinda creepy. Iyo basically playing the role of a 10-year old being bullied by the older kid, while Kairi does nothing but look on like a helpless child like is this what they think of Asian women? #WWERAW
The Vegas Hyperloop should be the proverbial canary in the coal mine, but cronyism is a hell of a drug
Yeah, that was about the worst option for a 4th “Man” #ClashInParis
So who's your pick for Seth's 4th man? LA Knight? Ilja Dragunov? Austin Theory? Rock? The field? #ClashinParis
Wayment… why’d Chelsea Green take out Charlotte when she had a championship match lined up for the Secret Hervice??? Make it make sense! #Smackdown
AJ Styles seeing Chelsea Green be an international hater in 3 countries over the last week #Smackdown
It’s easier to kill yourself with a cigarette than it is to keep yourself alive with a vaccine… only in Murica!
This bum thinks kids that got shot in a CHURCH need prayers. That primary’s gonna be fun next year bro
The fuck are prayers gonna do for kids that were in a catholic school bro? Do something or get primaried
I can't wait for the phony posts by people in government that won't do shit offering "prayers" to kids that were in a FUCKING CATHOLIC SCHOOL like bitch these kids don't need more prayers - they need guns banned
Put yourself first. Ain’t no reason to compromise when there’s been no negotiation in the first place.
Don't like hearing about kids getting shot in school on their THIRD DAY BACK? Stop voting for Republicans who won't do shit to solve the problem.
The team name shall be “Grendal”. The tag finisher shall be Beowulf. Book it. Bank it. #WWENXT #NXT
The best part of the whole thing is the Target CEO thought he could fix things by meeting with Reverend Al
Target fires their CEO and Cracker Barrel changes their logo. See - racism is over now!
It’s only a matter of time til Target marches out the Lizzo ad campaign while the new CEO rocks a dashiki
White people aren’t trend setters - they follow the memes
The Yankees are done, right? And they’re gonna let Brian Cashman skate for assembling a mediocre team and Aaron Boone skate for having a team that ranks… let me check… 23rd in fielding percentage, right?
That side of the aisle peddles the ideas that Barack Obama is a Muslim, Michelle Obama is a man, and pedophiles were using a pizzeria for trafficking, leading to someone shooting up Comet Ping Pong. Miss me with the faux outrage.
I never considered an Ethan Page/Chelsea Green team-up. Now that I’ve seen it, I NEED an Ethan Page/Chelsea Green team-up. #NXT
How was Stacks not disqualified? #NXT
Wren Sinclair, don’t ever change, you goddamn icon. #NXT
They’ll be tagging in Paris
We’ll care about Sheamus versus Rusev when they give us the Last Man Standing Match #WWERAW
I hate that my boy LA Knight has to get fed to Seth tonight #WWERAW
By the way, Seth is lying about who he told about his ruse - it was Becky, his daughter… and her pre-school teacher (who found out when his daughter told the teacher) #WWERAW
At some point, this Punk and Rollins feud has to end, if only because the Roman and Rollins feud needs to end before Roman goes bye bye #SummerSlam
My boy CM Punk said #SummerSlam
Jelly Roll told y’all he wasn’t gonna be one-and-done #SummerSlam
Cheick Kongo is fighting Hector Lombard… in a pillow fight. Dafuq is this world we live in???
ESPN going ALL IN with The Ocho showing pillow fights on one channel and juggling on another at the same time
They’re bout to lower that cage in the beat down, huh #Smackdown
Where’s R Truth? This Priest and Black beef happened because of him #Smackdown
There’s a reason why you’ve been hearing the term “white meat babyface” so much lately #Smackdown
In hindsight, an episode of Sister, Sister where they go to Freaknik might not have been the best idea
Leave Kamala Harris alone. What part of “Black people are sitting this one out” did yall not understand???
Man looks like a ball sack
Can we talk about how Naomi was wearing a Michael Jackson jacket… over a Michael Jackson jacket like damn girl #WWERAW
They should just call the TLC mega tag match at Summer Slam “Total Carnage” #Smackdown
Kiana James is on my TV screen #Smackdown
Roxanne got def rebel-ed #Smackdown
Telling that you can barely see a Black wrestler, let alone one looking like they’re interested in being there for the 10-bell salute. FUCK HULK HOGAN #Smackdown
Yeah, uhm, I get that it’s been great for business for TNA to team up with NXT, but putting both of your top belts on non-TNA wrestlers is, uhm… something #TNASlammiversary
This man Trick Williams has a damn gospel choir singing his theme. I’ve seen enough. Mike Santana win this belt and send Trick to Raw. #TNASlammiversary
Jacob spitting on the cop car is a bit too honest a move by Jacob lol #Smackdown
Nah, Jacob’s reaction to the police felt a little bit too honest #Smackdown
If you believe Paramount, home of infinite reruns of: - Ridiculousness and Catfish, where they get content from the net and film with a GoPro - Bar Rescue - SpongeBob - South Park - fuck all of nothing on VH1 and BET Canceled Stephen Colbert for a “financial” reason, you’re beyond help
White boy boutta have to survive the Purge in prison
Yeah, that’s bogus. They were full steam ahead until Taylor Tomlinson decided she wanted to be a stand-up. Byron Allen bout to become the king of CBS late night
The second is what they envisioned. The first happens when they can’t entice players to stay dressed and in the building.
I mean, a Home Run Derby to determine the winner of the All Star Game is a fun idea, but I bet they’re PISSED Judge and Ohtani didn’t participate
Trick bout to meet the Undertaker tonight #NXT
Welp, pretty sure Jazmyn Nyx is turning on Jacy and Masha Slamovich is winning on Sunday. Book it. #NXT
BAYLEY AND LYRA FUCKING GRAPS!! #WWERAW
The graps Lyra and Bayley have blessed us with over the last 24 hours have been special #WWERAW
Thank you for an excellent film
Yall, go see Superman
Did we ever find out what was next for Finn and JD? Like they went to their room and never came back like Judy Winslow #WWERAW
Lord I hope Kaiser is getting a bonus for this #WWERAW
Yknow, with a New York Times Best-Selling writer in the ring, that’s gotta be the first time they implied Lyra called the hit on Bayley like did I miss something??? #WWERAW
Shouts to Joey Chestnut - dude sat out last year and got Netflix money to beat the brakes off of Kobayashi, then probably got an even bigger bag to come back to ESPN this year
That’s cute. Show that same kind of energy for Mamdani, bro
That’s cute. Where’s this energy for Mamdani?
Boy if Lyra Valkyria had even the mic skills of Raquel Rodriguez, we’d be looking at the greatest women’s wrestler on the planet #WWERAW
Pretty sure Seth’s gonna try to cash in on Gunther and fail due to Punk #WWERAW
CM Punk is Top 2 all-time on the mic, and he ain’t number 2 #Smackdown
Why is Nia Jax getting off of Tiffy when she hits the Annihilator in a Last Woman Standing Match? Like girl, just sit on her!! #Smackdown
I mean, if Naomi cashes in on the Queen of the Ring winner and wins, wouldn’t she then be Queen of the Ring AND get a Summer Slam title shot? Like, she’d basically get two title matches from one cash-in and could clip Jade AND Tiffy in the process. #Smackdown
Zelina put her best effort into her Saudi gear, I see #Smackdown
Jacob Fatu gonna mess around and have people casually wearing totally krossed out Raiders jerseys #Smackdown
Not for nothing, but they should shoot all the extended promo segments like this. The technical difficulties were a blessing in disguise #Smackdown.
Crowd cheering for that table… until they realize it’s that damn Slim Jim table #WWERAW
The homie Kaiser watching Penta beat up Gable like “yall wild” #WWERAW
Apparently, this is the first time Lyra heard about DQ rules like girl what is you doing??? #WWERAW
Jade Cargill got ab muscles as big as Roxanne Perez #WWERAW
Uhm, where was Austin Theory? #WWERAW
What do you think the match and result was before CM Punk's Pipebomb?
So… we’re getting Cody versus Punk at Summer Slam, huh? #Smackdown
This John Cena promo feels awful familiar #Smackdown
Nothing says “ruin wrestling” quite like John Cena going through the Five Moves of Doom during the picture-in-picture commercial break #Smackdown
More needs to be said about how blatantly racist that Zohran Mamdani ad is. You know, the one by the pro-Cuomo PAC that's currently running that has every image of Mamdani wearing all the stereotypical Muslim and Arab fashion they could find
Blake Monroe is getting the main event segment… what kind of fuckery are we getting? #NXT
Thea Hail gonna be running around the locker room crashing out #NXT
Asuka is not allowed to have bad entrance music. #WWERAW
We need to have a serious conversation about how Liv Morgan and Raquel hold the most worthless belts in professional wrestling #WWERAW
Y’all Pluto TV is literally airing Israeli war propaganda during commercial breaks
To those people that say WWE just pumps in crowd noise - it is PIN DROP silent during this Charlotte/Alba/Alexa/Candice match. #Smackdown
CM Punk clocking, cooking, bagging, ethering, annihilating, and destroying John Cena. You love to see it. #Smackdown
So we just gonna ignore that they gave Lash Legend new music? #WWENXT
Can we talk about how we probably just got a Theory and Waller breakup and it wasn’t aired AT ALL #WWERAW
So, I see there’s an open slot in the King of the Ring quallies… when’s Ilja Dragunov coming back? #WWERAW
Get out of there, Gunther - Bronson is coming!! #WWERAW
Gunther… RUN!!! #WWERAW
Asuka and Stephanie in the same ring next week??? We win, yall #WWERAW
Ron Killings said “I ain’t goin out like Coolio…” ✂️💇🏿#WWERAW
Nintendo lawyers looking at that Animo trailer like #Xbox