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Witty Librarian Resistance

@paulwartenberg.bsky.social

Blogger, Reference Librarian, Short Story Writer. Owned by Two Cats. Long-time Floridian, so YES I am crazy. #trumpisevil Buy my books! https://t.co/Qndd0QIucD

created July 21, 2023

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Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess Orwell still owns the trademark for Ministry of Peace (MiniPax).

2/9/2025, 12:37:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

something that cost FL taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars and it's falling over due to a light breeze. Gods, the whole thing was a grift. Everyone from DeSantis on down should be charged with fraud and kickbacks.

2/9/2025, 12:36:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted

You will almost never see the mainstream media criticize each other. They barely even criticize right wing media like Fox. At a certain point it begins to resemble the mafia.

2/9/2025, 12:18:15 PM | 111 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KatherineHawkins (@krhawkins.bsky.social) reposted

I often bike past a Park Police station in Rock Creek Park. This van has been there the last two weekends and I don’t think I’ve ever seen it before; suspect it’s used for ICE arrests

Windowless white park police van
2/9/2025, 12:19:16 PM | 57 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted

Platner: “Fake remorse doesn’t hide the sellout to lobbyists. Empty opposition won’t reopen hospitals. Weak words won’t restore Roe v. Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.”

2/9/2025, 4:58:29 AM | 1566 422 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted

Election conspiracy theorist Giuliani is getting the medal of freedom, which basically went in the toilet when Trump gave it to Limbaugh, who is now dead in case you forgot

2/9/2025, 11:28:48 AM | 96 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Edwards (@timzero4.bsky.social) reposted

Maybe Susan Collins has finally worn out her welcome...

2/9/2025, 1:15:21 AM | 524 129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

the list of Medal of Honor recipients is gonna need asterisks on trump’s picks the way sports orgs asterisk records marred by cheating to lessen their validity

2/9/2025, 12:50:56 AM | 561 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

Congressman Jerry Nadler would more than likely have been reelected to an 18th full term in Congress. He's long had the support and confidence of NYC voters. Instead, he's passing the torch and doing his part to center and strengthen the next generation of Democratic leadership. (thread)

2/9/2025, 12:26:51 AM | 4038 600 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MJSwenson71 (@visadiva.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This person has created free zines on how to report ICE activity. What info to get, who to call etc bsky.app/profile/mega...

1/9/2025, 10:18:10 PM | 12 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social)

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Plan Nine from Gary Star Trek Wrath of Gary Big Gary in Little China and of course Gary

2/9/2025, 12:42:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember the JLA / Wildcats crossover where they were battling the time-travelling Epoch and at one point Batman points out they need to develop new tactics as they're trying to catch up with the villain. It was just one panel, but underscored how Batman analyzes and rethinks things.

2/9/2025, 12:39:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

I've seen that movie, I think we all have...

2/9/2025, 12:32:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

guy can't even spell "bon". /headdesk

2/9/2025, 12:29:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Tripper (@chadstanton.blacksky.app) reposted

Please talk to some Black people before dismissing the psychological impact of having Feds running around the neighborhood hemming people up en masse.

1/9/2025, 11:28:07 PM | 2334 433 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.

1/9/2025, 8:51:37 PM | 13744 1958 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Rogers (@johnrogers.bsky.social) reposted

The thing that often blows by is not only is crime the lowest its been for any non-senior citizen's life, it has been roughly that safe for *fifteen years*. We have had fifteen years of steady, low crime while the irrational freakout over crime has relentlessly grown to a fevered, disordered pitch.

1/9/2025, 8:20:44 PM | 992 348 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that GOBLIN MODE or...?

1/9/2025, 8:17:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 8:13:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
1/9/2025, 6:01:24 PM | 27920 7079 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New York Focus (@nysfocus.bsky.social) reposted

The state boosted funding for child care this year with $350 million for NYC and $50 million for the rest of the state. But the additional funding does not keep pace with the growing demand. nysfocus.com/2025/08/08/c...

1/9/2025, 8:01:21 PM | 7 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

You'd think she'd have the decency to give them to a reporter in a darkened garage, as tradition demands.

1/9/2025, 8:08:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

Koontz: but... Rio died for our sins Koontz: fighting off that vorpal dragon Poe: King: Lovecraft: (sweating) Barker: Shelley: that's on me guys Shelley: I tried to calm him down with a story after Rio died of cancer Koontz: WAIT WHAT Koontz: (bursts into tears)

1/9/2025, 5:37:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

Mary Shelley: Siouxsie and the Banshees then! Shelley: (begins singing "Cities In Dust")

1/9/2025, 5:35:08 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

The first three exploded The fourth disappeared into a time vortex 24 hours after powering up The fifth... BECAME MAMBO FIVE

1/9/2025, 5:32:49 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

NEVER

1/9/2025, 5:30:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

Poe: noooo Koontz: noooo Lovecraft: (faints) Barker: you monster Shelley: (cocks both fists like she's Henry Cavill)

1/9/2025, 5:30:10 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claire's Trans Talks (@clairestranstalks.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

So he has a sex offender as comms advisor, and anti trans bigot as comms director. Starmer just surrounds himself with the worst possible people. Totally inappropriate appointment showing just how bigoted this Government is.

1/9/2025, 1:09:26 PM | 83 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

How the fck could a political group supposedly as socialist as Labour end up under the control of hate-driven fascists? Please tell me the Lib Dems are better than this.

1/9/2025, 3:17:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep thinking back to that photo of angry, screaming white people at a locked doorway, and you could just tell they were all angry *not* about their rights but about each of them being inconvenienced. compote.slate.com/images/f27b7...

1/9/2025, 3:15:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PortiaMcGonagal (@portiamcgonagal.bsky.social) reposted

The issue of Missing and Murdered Indigenous people, especially women, is one that continues to get less action than it demands. Both here, from Alaska to other states, and in Canada. And feckess Murkowski is again, feckless. If these were white women... www.propublica.org/article/alas...

1/9/2025, 1:59:46 PM | 110 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Roz Kaveney (@rozkaveney.bsky.social) reposted

Starmer has appointed a former trustee of Sex Matters as Number 20's director of communications. Every day this Labour Government declares itself my enemy and the ally of international authoritarianism.

1/9/2025, 1:59:27 PM | 252 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Atul Gawande (@agawande.bsky.social) reposted

9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...

1/9/2025, 11:23:26 AM | 11653 5083 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis Bickford (@davis.social) reposted

If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.

1/9/2025, 9:21:33 AM | 5515 2079 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah J. Jackson (@sjjphd.bsky.social) reposted

Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be

31/8/2025, 10:49:19 PM | 7649 3269 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social)

this would once be considered an act of war on Russia's part against most of Europe.

1/9/2025, 1:44:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Goldstone (@brian-goldstone.bsky.social) reposted

A Labor Day reminder: today there isn't a single city, metro area, or state in the U.S. where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford a modest 2-bedroom apartment. Millions of people with jobs—even multiple jobs—aren't safe from homelessness in this country.

1/9/2025, 11:54:28 AM | 3971 1890 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katherine the Sixth (@luigithirty.bsky.social) reposted

www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri... lmao they’re activating them for 29 days over and over so they don’t get full active duty pay

31/8/2025, 4:26:17 PM | 1335 471 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JonZoidberg (@jonzoidberg.xyz) reposted

Our government tried to send a planeful of unaccompanied minors to Guatemala without due process. Fortunately a judge was able to block it before they took off. What fucking monsters the United States has become. Trafficking innocent children. www-cbsnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.cbsn...

1/9/2025, 1:28:54 AM | 575 262 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm putting five bucks on B.)

1/9/2025, 2:44:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

The Reaper kept missing Kissinger for decades...!

1/9/2025, 2:42:25 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

License to Kill is better than people remember it. It still suffered from some of the over-the-top action sequences that defined the Moore era, but the acting was good across the board, Sanchez made a compelling villain for Bond to face, and the catharsis at the ending genuinely moving.

1/9/2025, 2:41:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lydelle buster (@babyshoes4cash.com) reposted

rudy giuliani, famous for being completely down and ready to have sex with Borat's underage daughter,

31/8/2025, 11:51:29 PM | 336 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

(Giuliani's final breath) Tell... Cersei... it was me.

1/9/2025, 12:53:22 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Slack (@slack2thefuture.bsky.social) reposted

Tulsi Gabbard is *very obviously* a foreign intelligence asset and I hope we all live long enough to see her tried and convicted for it.

1/9/2025, 12:14:45 AM | 3005 907 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amy Ash (@lolennui.bsky.social) reposted

giuliani is gonna sue the hell out of whoever painted a tunnel on that brick wall

31/8/2025, 9:39:12 PM | 2113 223 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted

this is evil

31/8/2025, 10:11:18 PM | 489 182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted

its genuinely fucking insane how much water the press carries for Trump

31/8/2025, 9:21:34 PM | 289 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted

This is the way

31/8/2025, 7:11:26 PM | 11102 2792 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted

Buried lede: judges can in fact turn planes around

31/8/2025, 8:34:55 PM | 324 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted

The DeSantis regime will do more to protect sidewalks from chalk than children from bullets.

31/8/2025, 2:03:16 AM | 2047 573 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Rutledge (@rerutled.bsky.social) reposted

This is brilliant. They have to stand there. They have to listen. We should be doing this nationwide.

31/8/2025, 8:15:20 PM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa Nadia Viviana (@resistrebelrevolt.net) reposted reply parent

Do I think this administration will do everything they can to hide his vulnerabilities & take advantage of his poor health? Yes. If Trump is sick, this won’t slow them down. The grifters will be out in force. Miller might even ramp up the National Guard in Chicago to distract & take advantage. /6

A movie poster that says “Weekend At Donnies.” He may be dead, but he’s still the life of the party! Instead of Bernie, it’s Trump being propped up by Vance and Stephen Miller.
31/8/2025, 8:29:04 PM | 99 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caitlin Gilbert (@caitlingilbert.bsky.social) reposted

We analyzed hundreds of hours of his public comments from 2020-2024 to show this and refer to him as an anti-vaccine activist in our reporting. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

31/8/2025, 8:33:26 PM | 193 76 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

At least with the school thing she's using the word proper. Properly!

31/8/2025, 9:03:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Betty Cracker of Florida (@bettycrackerfl.bsky.social) reposted

He never should have been arrested! This is what the fascist gov has state cops doing instead of fighting crime in our dangerous cities. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/08/31/m...

31/8/2025, 8:46:50 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Chapin (@laurachapin.bsky.social) reposted

When I talk about embedded, unconscious racism in the DC press corps I mean people like Martha Raddatz, clearly unconscious of her own upper class white people assumption that Trump's invasion of a Black run city like DC or Baltimore is anything but fascism and white supremacy.

31/8/2025, 5:03:21 PM | 46 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kagan (@michaelgkagan.bsky.social) reposted

These two cases are really about the same thing: The Trump Administration wants to find as many ways as possible to just grab and deport people without any checks, due process, or judges of any kind.

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31/8/2025, 8:52:23 PM | 155 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted

The LGML case came very close to being JGG redux. But just before the hearing began, the judge decided not to wait. She entered a TRO barring removal of all the children. That made all the difference: DHS already had the kids loaded on planes. One plane even took off (then turned around).

31/8/2025, 7:50:01 PM | 1835 561 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

The lies' laughable implausibility is a feature, not a bug. They're not trying to convince discerning, skeptical, fact-based people. They're trying to give supporters a fantasy that validates their feelings and creates a sort of loyalty test, while flaunting the absurdity in everyone else's faces.

31/8/2025, 3:57:43 PM | 1781 482 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social)

look it's Seductive Sunday so here you go:

31/8/2025, 4:34:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Tripper (@chadstanton.blacksky.app) reposted

Weeks of offering target lists show fruit. Great job everyone.

31/8/2025, 4:12:27 PM | 49 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emma Evans (@trance.bsky.social) reposted

The eugenics plan for MH in the USA, is literally Kennedy wanting to take away medications and send us all to work farms. I wish this were a snide joke, but it ain't.

31/8/2025, 3:49:27 PM | 250 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I may be invisible, but you're transparent. (@invisiblelad7.bsky.social) reposted

Police arrest pastors protesting removal of St. Pete's "Black History Matters" mural - Axios Tampa Bay share.google/mVzXV5PqJUyM...

31/8/2025, 1:57:14 PM | 160 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted

If Democrats can't help themselves from conceding to GOP framing on crime, at least use it to point out having a criminal president isn't exactly setting the best example for the populace.

31/8/2025, 2:00:08 PM | 244 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

trump: YOU SEE I AM A PEACEMAKER GIVE ME THE NOBEL everyone else: /headdesking

31/8/2025, 1:06:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted

This feels like a metaphor for 2025 www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/u...

31/8/2025, 12:23:51 PM | 1471 245 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phillip M Jackson (@jollyjack.bsky.social) reposted

As always; I'm on the side of the artefact. It should stay where it is. There is no logical reason to put it at risk, not in an age where you can easily view it, on a screen, in far finer detail than would be possible through protective glass. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

31/8/2025, 12:29:09 PM | 141 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

(Grabs a book on Egyptian mythology)

31/8/2025, 1:04:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted

New Mexico is overriding the federal government on the topic of COVID19 vaccines to ensure their residents can access them. States hold a tremendous amount of public health power. They should use it.

31/8/2025, 2:53:33 AM | 15948 4937 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The New Republic (@newrepublic.com) reposted

GOP Sen. Susan Collins’s first public, press conference-style event in her home state in nearly a decade, turned into a public shaming as more than 200 protestors gathered to jeer. “You don’t ever listen to us!” “Your votes destroyed our Supreme Court!” trib.al/yLowh7r

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31/8/2025, 3:02:53 AM | 367 95 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a juvenile graphic novel series.

31/8/2025, 11:34:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

Hodor: (sheds a tear)

31/8/2025, 11:33:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

Blessed are the breadmakers.

31/8/2025, 11:32:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that a Q+ in his hand?

31/8/2025, 11:25:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate

31/8/2025, 5:25:26 AM | 6761 773 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted

This “explicit” is a weird editorial choice. The constitution gives the president no power over this at all. It’s not ambiguous.

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Profile picture Hyperlexic (@hyperlexic.bsky.social) reposted

They’re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING

30/8/2025, 11:53:19 PM | 6138 2035 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24.bsky.social) reposted

I will never forget saying to a group of professional JD Vance loyalists shortly after the 2024 election that his fortunes largely depend on how Trump is perceived by voters after another 4 years and some of them got legitimately mad at me lol thehill.com/homenews/adm...

30/8/2025, 7:22:24 PM | 821 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social)

instead of going after pedophile church pastors, the Florida GOP is spending millions of taxpayer dollars on stopping rainbow patterns showing up at street crossings. the Far Right Culture War is just really REALLY stupid when you watch it happen.

30/8/2025, 8:16:33 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

but why Leonard Bernstein???

30/8/2025, 8:14:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social)

dear @ESPN and the sports punditry at large: Maybe you shouldn't rank college football teams until they actually PLAY. stop this preseason overhype madness, 'cause when YOU fail at predicting who's Number 1 - or Number 3, or even Number 24 - YOU really look dumb.

30/8/2025, 8:13:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl Vilacoba (@kvilacoba.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The Arch Manning thing is CFB at its worst. His last name is Manning so they call him a “generational talent” and rank UT #1 though he’s never thrown a pass. Predictably, he was mediocre. But from now on, every time he has an OK game, they’ll play it up like the most amazing thing ever in football.

30/8/2025, 8:01:54 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Berney (@jesseberney.com) reposted

you misspelled "I will be holding public hearings immediately on RFK Jr.'s mismanagement of HHS, and even though we do not have the power of the majority, these hearings will be televised live and Republicans are welcome to join if they care about Americans' health even a tiny bit"

30/8/2025, 5:40:20 PM | 786 173 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

this is why there shouldn't be preseason rankings for college teams. They are ALWAYS in transition, never the same team from the previous year, and you have no idea what the talent and coaching is going to be like until Game Day. Hold off on rankings until each team plays one home and one away.

30/8/2025, 7:40:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

wait no SAVE THE BACONATORS

30/8/2025, 7:38:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social)

SHARKBAIT HOO HA HA!

30/8/2025, 7:37:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social)

oy, being a #SaturdayLibrarian is hard on the brain. I've mislabeled checkout items three straight times. I need a sports drink, pronto.

30/8/2025, 6:57:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

UPDATE: The firefighter Trump’s ICE goons arrested in Washington was on track for legal status. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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30/8/2025, 6:49:36 PM | 1097 462 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

29/8/2025, 6:24:12 PM | 16412 5178 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

Arch REALLY doesn't want to get drafted by the Saints or the Jets or the Cowboys.

30/8/2025, 6:50:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

to be honest for all my years living in Florida, with the high probability of tornadoes/waterspouts, I have yet to see one in person. Perhaps that's for the best.

30/8/2025, 6:42:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

"That's a meow, that's a murr, and that's a spicy hiss."

30/8/2025, 6:40:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted

I really hope this becomes the black eye it deserves to be www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

The firefighter, whose name has not been made public, has lived in the US for 19 years after arriving with his family at the age of four. He received a U-visa certification from the US attorney's office in Oregon in 2017 and submitted his U-visa application with US Citizenship and Immigration Services the following year. The U-visa program was established by Congress to protect victims of serious crimes who assist federal investigators, and the man has been waiting since 2018 for the immigration agency to decide on his application, according to Stephen Manning, a lawyer with Innovation Law Lab, a Portland-based nonprofit representing the firefighter. Another homeland security policy says agents cannot detain people who are receiving or have applied for victim-based immigration benefits, his lawyer said. Charging the man with an immigration violation was
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Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you saved the seeds.

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Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social)

he should have been put in jail years ago. #CorruptTexas

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Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social)

Look. it's well into the 4th quarter and both UTexas and Ohio St. are TERRIBLE at offense. Neither team deserves to be ranked. Hell, there shouldn't be any rankings until the teams finally play at least one home and one away game. #TXvOSU #CollegeGameDay

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Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

because the Saints and Jets scouts are in the stands today.

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Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

right now it's Mud

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Profile picture Witty Librarian Resistance (@paulwartenberg.bsky.social) reply parent

if the NFL teams are tanking to draft him, he's tanking to avoid getting drafted by the Saints, Jets, or Cowboys.

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