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Chris Newman

@paxdragoon.bsky.social

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created October 10, 2023

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30/8/2025, 3:52:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:49:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Trump to Zelenskyy: "During the war you can't have elections? So let me just see -- three and a half years from me, if we happen to be in a way with somebody, no more elections. That's good."

18/8/2025, 5:34:45 PM | 2660 909 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there was one trade the Wild have done in their history that you could wave your hand and undo with the power of hindsight, what would it be?

18/8/2025, 5:36:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the problem, innit? When law enforcement and criminals can dress the same, there's going to be chaos.

17/8/2025, 4:38:09 PM | 66 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Newman (@paxdragoon.bsky.social) reply parent

If you are getting paid under the table, does that constitute "working legally"?

7/8/2025, 5:12:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 11:07:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck. I like food.

10/7/2025, 8:39:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Hynes was a breath of fresh air with a willingness to look for the right combination of players in his lines. Then the playoffs hit, and he seemed to get stubborn about his lineup. How do you and Joe view his coaching performance during his first postseason here?

3/7/2025, 8:40:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How long until Bobby Drake changes his hero name out of disgust?

30/6/2025, 12:02:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like that would have been more than Guerin would have liked spending.

4/6/2025, 3:44:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the concept, just haven't gotten back to it after the first episode. Let me finish off the abject silliness of Mashle first.

4/6/2025, 3:25:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems bad. Should probably scratch Rossi. (Please note sarcasm)

24/4/2025, 3:44:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad to see a blue checkmark back next to your name and have it actually mean something. LGW

23/4/2025, 3:13:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Newman (@paxdragoon.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't hear about mass school shootings when I was a kid either. We know what cause those but won't do shit about that!

23/4/2025, 2:38:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Newman (@paxdragoon.bsky.social) reply parent

Great piece. Love it. In the words of Ryan Lambert, you get a green guy (RIP...the green guy, that is)

17/4/2025, 3:30:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are these people unaware that you can look that up on the internet? Oh...we're going to lose the internet, aren't we?

6/4/2025, 2:07:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES!

30/3/2025, 6:27:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who would you pick to be the Iowa Wild's coach next season?

26/3/2025, 2:54:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does the Nyquist move and tight cap situation mean no Buium after his season ends?

3/3/2025, 8:17:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Newman (@paxdragoon.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Brett McLean going to be the Iowa Wild coach next season? If yes...dear God, why?

3/3/2025, 7:34:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Colby Jack fucking slaps

27/2/2025, 5:08:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Newman (@paxdragoon.bsky.social) reply parent

Hypothetically speaking, is seeking a divorce thus punishable if the person did indeed swear "until death do we part" as part of the ceremony?

24/2/2025, 4:23:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hockey players are DNF. Dumb as fuck.

20/2/2025, 5:49:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great. Just...great.

18/2/2025, 7:00:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the problem is most people haven't felt any pain yet, and it's abstract until it does. It's all OPP (the last P being "problem") until it's not...it just might be too late when they wake the fuck up.

7/2/2025, 10:04:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knob

7/2/2025, 5:49:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Swedes together for line rushes?

3/2/2025, 5:12:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got to think a whole lot of centrists are going to come out of the next four years radicalized as fuck one way or another.

26/1/2025, 2:26:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean the Nazis?

24/1/2025, 11:01:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hynes will let folks know if they are in on Thursday after this practice? (He asked, hoping for a yes)

22/1/2025, 5:05:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats to the Trump administration for becoming a Nazi bar.

21/1/2025, 11:07:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suspect a whole bunch of the "Don't Tread On Me" crowd will be more than happy to help with some treading for the foreseeable future.

17/1/2025, 12:16:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Wild have not been accumulating cap space due to the incessant injuries. Should we expect a quiet deadline, with any additions coming from within?

15/1/2025, 6:29:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/12/2024, 6:59:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like Hartman has been MIA for a while when it is a perfect time for him to step up. Are the Wild concerned about this?

11/12/2024, 8:58:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Humanities"

9/12/2024, 12:49:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Newman (@paxdragoon.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a fair point.

28/11/2024, 6:19:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Lazerus (@marklazerus.bsky.social) reposted

There should be three all-Canadian-team NHL matchups on U.S. Thanksgiving.

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28/11/2024, 6:06:05 PM | 200 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

somehow ”trump is god emperor and if he wills it it will occur” is a belief that is shared across the political spectrum

19/11/2024, 4:43:53 AM | 7541 717 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mordant Muppetry (@mordantmuppetry.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning

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14/11/2024, 7:24:43 AM | 591 148 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Lazerus (@marklazerus.bsky.social) reposted

Athletic hockey writers: @shaynagoldman.bsky.social @mirtle.bsky.social @seangentille.bsky.social @jkamckenzie.bsky.social @craigcustance.bsky.social @robrossi.bsky.social @kevinkurznhl.bsky.social @scottcwheeler.bsky.social @sjmaher.bsky.social @downgoesbrown.bsky.social @russohockey.bsky.social

11/11/2024, 5:22:59 PM | 222 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Newman (@paxdragoon.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh thank Gord.

11/11/2024, 5:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Schrager (@benschrager.bsky.social) reposted

A former empire atrophying year after year due to the idiotic decisions and negligence of a senile bigoted billionaire head? Dallas really is America’s Team

10/11/2024, 11:59:17 PM | 122 40 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.popehat.com/p/god-bless-...

10/11/2024, 7:00:20 PM | 451 74 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Newman (@paxdragoon.bsky.social) reply parent

The wife got bit by a stray in February. We live trapped him, and now Stan is cat #4.

7/11/2024, 10:21:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view