He was drunk, solicited a woman who may have been but probably wasn't a sex worker and got refused before colliding with another vehicle.
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He was drunk, solicited a woman who may have been but probably wasn't a sex worker and got refused before colliding with another vehicle.
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Go back to twitter, fuckhole. You're not going to convince anyone on this site that the slaughter of tens of thousands of people is somehow good.
"It's only murder if it's a point-blank shot to the head" is such a fucking dishonest framing of genocide that I'd be surprised you're not embarrassed to say it, if I hadn't already seen all the other equally embarrassing shit hasbara accounts say to excuse Israel's crimes.
This is the sure sign of someone who never does their own shopping. It's incredible easy to buy regular white sliced bread from basically every single shop in the country.
Really feels like "the lobbying groups on behalf of foreign governments that I'm directly affiliated with is a private, personal matter" is something we need to nip in the bud right here.
The Dominion War arc is great but there's so much more to enjoy. Avery Brooks gives a very animated performance, which is sometimes a lot but never dull.
Oh no, a slightly underwhelming car. Terrifying.
I definitely wouldn't describe it as grim dark. Not even slightly. It's maybe got some more moral complexity but it's still routinely goofy and optimistic.
Time to watch all of DS9.
Well, I had a couple of Aerialbots as a kid. They were pretty cool to be fair.
Yeah, I think that's all they got. The Aerialbots got a bunch of episodes for some reason. I have some sympathy for the show writers having to keep up with such a dizzying toy line, but it sure makes for a hard season to watch.
The third season has some truly annoying toy-marketing decisions.
Blitzwing's defector arc was meant to continue after Five Faces of Darkness, but after they stopped selling his toy they just gave his story to Octane instead. Which is a shame since Blitzwing is cooler.
Londoners are a special case. If you live in the arse end of England a three hour train journey is just the way the world is.
I hope none of these ships ever make it back home.
But we all know who's really calling the shots here. Let's not pretend otherwise.
I wish this place was fun again.
While I'm sure I'd have my differences with the Houthis, I'm not sure I like "all governments have to be approved by America" as an argument.
Put journalists in prison until the country stops being miserable to live in and people start banging more.
He doesn't actually care about protecting kids and his story is probably made up. None of these people ever really give a shit about children's safety.
Trans people in bathrooms aren't a threat to anyone's kids. Maybe mind *your* own fucking business about where people go to piss, you weird freak.
Wow I wonder if any convicted child molesters are cis people. Maybe we should ban all of them from public toilets too.
Mate, you cannot be doing this "look how unpopular Farage is!" shit with Starmer at -44.
I think with Putin it was just part of how people invent victory stories over Russia out of whole cloth, while with Trump there's at least the truth that he is clearly suffering from some age-related health issues. But in any case I don't think very many people are taking it seriously.
To be fair, Putin is significantly younger than Trump and looks after himself. Predictions about his death were very literally based on nothing.
I checked and this is covered by the 25th amendment. When there's a vacancy in the office of the vice president, the president nominates a replacement to be confirmed. This happened with Nelson Rockefeller in 1974 when Nixon resigned, and Gerald Ford in 1973 when Spiro Agnew resigned.
Let's not understate the hit to morale that would affect his base. A death in office is real losing-the-mandate-of-heaven shit.
As if any of the demons hell bent on destroying British society actually live here.
Europe is waking up now. This is the first thing I've seen today.
Just watched the episode with the iguana yesterday. It's a crime this show isn't better known.
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
He should be sealed up in his tomb with him like an Egyptian slave.
The people who work there are enemies of the people and of democracy and freedom. I don't value their security at all.
Couple of squirts of Mr Muscle, that's what you need. Maybe one of your billionaire donors could spring for a bottle.
There wasn't any violence there. I checked and it turns out this is just red paint, so you can stop publicly shitting yourself at your convinience.
I'd have to assume so since they never seem to have any hospitals for people.
That's a really good idea!
They went into the tall grass and beat the shit out of a superpowered caterpillar with their bare hands.
My biggest annoyance with the Elm Street remake until then was that it took me twenty minutes into the film to realise the 30-year-old actors were meant to be high-schoolers.
I feel like there's a four stages of simulation meme in here somewhere but I can't be bothered to figure it out.
Wanna know what I do in the bathroom? I piss and shit. If that wasn't your first guess that's definitionally transphobia.
Yeah, actually I think declaring that you believe all trans people are child predators is extremely anti-trans, for reasons that are so obvious that I don't believe you can't already see it.
I honestly have the opposite opinion. Not that I don't like the synthwave aesthetic at all, but there's no reality behind it which makes it feel kinda empty, like there's nothing beyond those palm trees.
The fact that Alex Kurtzman still has a job is just unbelievable.
"State of the nation"? State of the fucking nation. Jesus Christ. What's next, is he going to pardon a turkey or fuck an SUV?
Smart idea.
That sounds sensible. Sadly the games I play are too wordy for me to handle in Japanese right now.
*Homer Simpson voice* "Messēji"? What the hell is that!?
Did you stick with it (the phone, I mean, not German), or change it back?
I changed my phone's language setting to Japanese for immersion reasons and now I don't know where anything is.
Generally speaking everyone's using their kidneys. I use mine every single day. They help with all the pissing and being alive and stuff, you see.
They've updated the Letterboxd app and it looks like shit.
That's so fucking pathetic. Holy shit.
It's like having a panel on how to not be a condescending unlikable prick and inviting Thangam Debbonaire to sit on it.
Putting Thangam Debbonaire, famously a massive loser who completely fucked getting re-elected in one of the most left-wing constituencies in the country by an enormous margin, into a discussion about how to win elections is a very funny move.
I recognise this scene. I may go out on Sunday, but mostly I plan to draw pokemon.
They've challenged you. You gotta preach back, even harder.
I think interviewers should have to show their own house bedecked in England flags before asking this question.
I hate the idea that it's all about winning over "bystanders". There aren't random people with zero political opinions hanging around waiting to devote themselves to whoever makes the calmest argument. That's never happened in the history of forever.
I don't think you can handwave eight months of governing a country with "it's just a prank, bro."
That's odd because all the men I know who are kind affable people have plenty of friends and romantic partners.
lol Yeah I got some practical advice too.
Turns out the hardest thing in the world is drawing a fox and not making it look like a cat.
I know it seems like impossible technology that only some weird space age civilization could master but they explained that by setting it in 2015.
It's the first thing they teach you when you start working at the prison cafeteria.
I always love it in films and TV when they're in a lunch line in a prison or labour camp or something and the lunch guy ladles gruel like two feet above the lunch tray, so you can see how nasty and gross it is. Just imagine doing that a hundred times every day and never missing.
Have you attempted to find anyone better? Because it really just looks like you went all in on the first asshole you saw.
This fuckin' guy again.
Controversial, but putting VI at the top and Into Darkness down in the gutter where it belongs is absolutely correct.
I'm sorry to hear he escaped. Maybe next time.
Fuck, I *wish* I was.
This sort of happens in Hot Fuzz, where ([spoilers]) all the weapons used in the climax were earlier confiscated from a farmer with a huge illegal gun collection.
If you're buying guns "for self-defence" and you own more guns than you can keep on your person at the same time, you're technically just spending extra money to arm future home invaders.
Rotating a bad king in my mind.
You know the rules, you gotta answer my question first.
I mean that's what you said. "Americans pretending to be British." Who here do you think is pretending?
So your conclusion is that everyone is American, and anyone claiming not to be is faking it? You do realise that quite a lot of people don't live in America?
Maybe the real American was the stupid fights we had along the way.
What's our leader's name, Jacks?
Well, well, well.
I think it's because he decided you're American and then you did the worst, most American crime of all, which is being from somewhere else.
Well I looked it up and it wasn't my country or Edith's or Matt's.
I think a good sign that therapy has worked is when you don't start fights with strangers online because you guessed they lived in the wrong country. Perhaps something to work towards.
It's weird how you've concluded she's a nazi sympathiser for the crime of not being American when you thought she was. It's making me suspect the therapy didn't work as well as you think it did.
Countries... kill nazis on sight... like real counties? Do you want to give that one a second try?
Did you know there are other countries that aren't America? Like at least ten of them. Maybe as many as fifteen.
Are you willing to sacrifice your own rights and safety for the benefit of 338 million Americans, or is that something you only expect minorities to do?
Gosh, *only* 2.8 million people?
Sorry, buddy, pretty sure the state's still going to enforce that age of consent law you hate so much.
Yeah? Well your fantasy libertarian world where you're immune from all laws definitely won't exist, so I think I'll rest easy.
I need to find another use for my huge jar of gherkins. I can't* have a burger every day. *shouldn't
Drawing a red cross on every sheet of bog roll in public toilets because I respect are flag. 🫡🇩🇰
Wind and solar farms are beautiful.
Yeah, a lot of people are shit at their jobs.
Yeah, sorry, I don't think you should get to carve our your own little personal exemption from labour laws just because you have a Don't Tread On Me flag. Because it's not just you, it's the people you're seeking to exploit too.
The squirrels should get a job and stop living off the welfare state!
Thank you!