Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
The Captain is a handsome dude, too! ๐ป
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The Captain is a handsome dude, too! ๐ป
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Ray! ๐ Enjoy your Labor Day while Douchie simultaneously plays golf and bitches about non-working holidays. Also, sewage swimming death merchant and soulless ghoul RFK Jr. can FATWO! bsky.app/profile/theg...
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
@colorado.gov please pay attention.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Says the festering shit sack who plays golf on our dime all the fucking time! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Ray. Douchieโs hiding from the public. Maybe dreams do come true! ๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Have a great weekend, Ray! ๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Ray! ๐โ๐ผ bsky.app/profile/pbjm...
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Come for my trans kid and Iโll bust your ASS! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Ray! ๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Ray. We still live in Dumbfuckistan.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine going home every night smelling like Douchieโs ass! ๐ท๐ฉ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Whereโs she buried? I want to piss on that grave. Fucking traitor. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Ray!. Canโt wait for the MAGAts to melt down when Travis takes Taylorโs last name. ๐น๐น๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for the morning palette cleanser! ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Ray! ๐ I canโt believe the MAGAts would nominate the Stupid One over his brother Cokey McSniffles.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereโs a ripe target for flag burning! ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Jax. ๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Douchieโs mind is gone, and his craven handlers are using his revenge tour as a distraction while they steal the countryโs wealth.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Itโs heartbreaking when we lose our fur kids. May his sweet memory be a blessing to you and your family. ๐๐ซถ๐ผโค๏ธโ๐ฉน
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Sammie, and thanks for the LOL ๐น๐น๐น๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Wannabe Doctor Evil starts a super PAC. ๐น๐น๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
I think a lot of people live rent free in Douchieโs head. ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Ray! Have a relaxing Sunday evening. ๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
It enrages me ๐พ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
At first glance I read โbut instead he chooses to fight the people.โ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! Way to go, Douchie and MAGA shitbags. Way to totally FUBAR the country. Iโm ashamed of what my country has become. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely NOT a flex for the regime! ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social)
I donโt usually get riled by @hcrichardson.bsky.socialโs Letters because itโs like going to school every morning (I loved school). But todayโs edition got my BP rising, reading about Movement Conservatives and thinking how their BS has negatively affected many of our fortunes and life trajectories.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Jax.โ๐ผ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Ray! Be grateful none of us are the royal diaper changer! ๐๐ฉ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew I should have qualified that with โno one except the soulless ghouls are laughing.โ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
His presidency is an evil joke to the planet and no oneโs laughing.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Xitter is a complete ๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธ. I wonโt be in that kind of environment. Ever.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Adios, ๐ฉ parking garage lawyer! ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social)
Wow! What did #JohnBolton know about the #EpsteinFiles? ๐ค๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
When will he end the war inside his diaper?
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the pouty face. Great editorial photography. Unqualified cow.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
4. Donโt mess with other people. ๐ซถ๐ผ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
I never want to hear from the demon and all of HIS spawn again!
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha! Awesome! Thank you, Ray! ๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Ray! ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
What kind of idiot puts Pirro in charge of anything more complicated than a Chardonnay?
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Cosplay Hot Wheels truck. ๐น๐น๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks like the lair of the villain in a really stupid action movie.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
โWhat a fucking idiot!โ ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Jaye! ๐๐ซถ๐ผ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
@hcrichardson.bsky.social for the historical perspective.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
How many different ways do we have to tell these douchebags FUCK YOU?! You donโt get to rig the process and lie your ass off about it! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
It would have left an inDELIble stain on his record. ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning! ๐๐ซถ๐ผ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you say GFY in Swedish? ๐น๐น๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is it controversial? Because itโs true and it hurt some white peopleโs fee fees?
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Just look at your watch - especially if you donโt wear one! ๐น๐น๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
No peace prize for Douchie. Heโll TACO the deal and screw over Ukraine and Europe for a cut of whatever. Who rewards that ๐ฉ?
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Rest of world in response: GFY! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
OMFG! ๐น๐น๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Great editorial photo. Captures her as the braying jackass she is.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheโs pure evil. See you next Tuesday, Kari!
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social)
@hcrichardson.bsky.social is on ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ in todayโs newsletter!
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
WTAF?!
Indivisible โ๐ (@indivisible.org) reposted reply parent
Texas Democrats are showing the courage we need from Democrats everywhere. There are 15 Democratic trifecta states that can redraw their own maps if Republicans escalate: CA, CO, CT, DE, HI, IL, ME, MD, MA, NJ, NM, NY, OR, RI, and WA.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Classic shoot the messenger. What a pathetic little bitch! ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Wee man is having a tantrum. ๐คก๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold their feet to the ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ!
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
The councilman didnโt stand a chance! ๐ป
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Heโll be as successful at rewriting history as heโs been covering up the Epstein scandal.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Totes adorbs! ๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally adorable! ๐ฅฐ ๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
My brain erupted with โthatโs just fucking stupidโ and Iโm going with that. ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Ray! Now Iโm really hungry! ๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday! ๐๐๐๐๐ซถ๐ผ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Ray! ๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Truth canโt live in the space as secrets and lies, either.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social)
If the MAGA vision for the US is putting slavers in charge again then we failed at Reconstruction the first time. Letโs not repeat that mistake. Thanks @hcrichardson.bsky.social for another excellent letter. open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
I look forward to the day when ICE has to hold a bake sale to get congressโ attention.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
๐ฏ Your original statement was correct! ๐ฅ๐น
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
I donโt recognize this country anymore. ๐๐คก๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social)
โThe only way out is through.โ โHarriet Tubman @hcrichardson.bsky.social is on it. ๐๐ผ๐๐ซถ๐ผ youtu.be/G2S5EFsXUVk?...
Ruben Garcia (@gorubenruben.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Oralรจ Resisters Texas Guadalupe Flood: One day your deporting them And the next day youโre thanking them for saving 20 of your children! #MexicanAmericans #Texas #USDemocracy
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
My retort: see you next Tuesday. ๐๐ฅ๐คก
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social)
My go-to read of the day is @hcrichardson.bsky.social and her Letters from an American, and todayโs edition really sets a marker for the countryโs next chapter.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to Dumbfuckistan. ๐ฎ๐คก๐ฅ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Yarvin is on the cover of Being a Racist Intellectual Lightweight FPOS for Dummies. ๐คก๐ฅ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
If only we had technology and systems to help us predict extreme weather events. ๐๐
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social)
Silence is complicity.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning all! ๐๐ ๐ Only your compassion and your loving kindness are invincible, and without limit. โThich Nhat Hanh
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
The gaslighting, both sidesing, Vichy, Douchie fluffing NYT has become state media. They are equivalent to Faux News on the information spectrum.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
The worst part of America isnโt just the giddy cruelty of the fascists. Itโs the quiet indifference of the apathetic masses.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
My partner makes bread for the household and uses organic, non-GMO flour, too. She makes a killer sourdough ๐ฅ๐ป. My SIL isnโt that ambitious.
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed. Make their lives a living hell ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ!
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Dr. Snyder. Shabbat shalom!
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, @ltwlauren.bsky.social! ๐๐ซถ๐ผ๐ป
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
The Three Dumbfucks. ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Make dumbasses an endangered species ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ! #FAFO
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Make Rs an endangered political species ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ! #FAFO
Patrick Baker (@pbjmbaker.bsky.social) reply parent
Who wants ๐ฉ Monsanto GMO wheat anyway? My SIL has to eat GF - except when she travels to the EU and then she gets to eat all the bready things because their wheat isnโt pumped full of ๐ฉ. #FAFO