At least they are fun.
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At least they are fun.
In lieu of Trump paying Rudy his legal fees...
Sounds more like Presidential privilege.
The NYT is complicit. Pass it on.
No, you!
: The Musical
That's it. You killed me. I am dead.
Water sought its own level, boy howdy.
As good as Epstein's victims, I'll bet.
He has proven toxic.
If you want to like him more, watch his SNL skit that takes place at the American Girl Doll Cafe which is as funny as her SNL PSA Driving skit. I mean it. Watch.
He really believes he owns them.
How do they not give a shit, seriously? Bet there's no reflection when they look in a mirror.
A responsible media would come in as Number Two, I reckon.
Will somebody please save him a head?
To each other. Penpals!
Better than okay.
Well thank God Kristen held his feet to the fire about it.
Nobody but nobody touches Trump's money.
I hope to god we never understand them. They are evil and insane, full stop.
By number?
Dude has to get out more.
I do believe your sentence is perfect with a period after "nothing".
He has quarrels with anyone who isn't Andrew Cuomo. He travels to the Hamptons to collect money from oligarchs, pronouncing that he is the only man who can save NYC. Then he comes into the City and badmouths it. Fuck him and his brother.
He behaved like a thug.
Mamdani loves NYC, Cuomo despises it.
What law student/lawyer wants to work for a law firm that couldn't defend itself in court?
Strong work
When she is turned into a pillar of salt, give me a call.
The Trickle-Down Theory is only evident when it comes to a president who is a sexual predator, bully and felon.
I can't help wishing he, too, had gone to a Coldplay concert with a friend. There goes my karma.
Now there's a traceable Trickle-Down Theory that actually works, by God.
He has the attention span of a mayfly.
You can end your second sentence after the word "media" to sum up the horrible waste of time and money thrown at them.
Forget the aphasia (in this discussion), five bucks says he's only voted when he was a candidate
Check your humanity at the door
Stay strong.
Thank you for this.
So many numbers to play with!
She is a parody of herself begging to be taken serious-like.
The absolute best thing you can do is try and flush that toxic shit out of your mind.
I honestly can't, he needs a trip to the Mothership for a human being refresher course.
For Christ's sake, the world watched Trump gently wash the feet of his excellency Vladimir Putin
Camera ready.
He will never ever realize it, it would make him spontaneously combust.
Tapper is such a tool.
Yes.
That was easy.
Tick Tock
Dark
Might someone please stick a fork in the Gray Lady? She's done.
Brilliance, thank you.
Can't you hear the internal foot-stomping hissy fits being thrown by Cuomo, Ackman; hell, by all the predators.
Dumb as a sack of hair.
The good news is that the more he speaks, the more people see his red glowing eyes, sadistic streak and loathing of humanity.
Please write them down. We are capable of entertaining antithetical takes on this horror show, sometimes with delight.
Because a kid who called himself "Big Balls" got beat up in DC? With that name he's going to get beat up everywhere he goes.
It is shocking to see people and institutions fold like origami.
Tapper Can't Understand the Nuances Necessaray to Translate Trump into English. This makes him a cunt with blinders who still believes everything his mother told him at his Bar Mitzvah.
I swear I shall not stray from the written word. And thanks.
I wish everyone well in their future endeavors.
Then it's time to splurge on a fine champagne, even nondrinkers want to be surrounded by wild celebrants.
Yeah, but look at the company you keep.
And where might a latecomer find said recipe (I am assuming it doesn't involve wool)?
Wish there was even more self-loathing going on in the club.
Then it is time for me to splurge on a fine bottle of champagne. I don't drink, but I have plenty of friends who do.
I can't wait until he is voted off the Island of Manhattan.
Why, yes. Yes it is.
Amen.
Them South Park boys sure know how to handle playground bullies, boy howdy.
We get it, leadership is hard. It's also what they signed up for.
Yay you.
It is so much easier to give up CBS than I thought. Like, who cares about non-local network shows and their news department will go the way of 60 Minutes anyway.
And here I thought he had licked one too many frogs.
This might be burned into my brain forever. I'll let you know.
You are, too!
Women aren't the ones with penis envy.
I think he meant plantations.
They need a trip back to the Mothership for a human refresher course, pronto.
Millionaires might leave NYC, but the billionaires aren't budging. If they'd pay their taxes, ffs, not their army of lawyers and accountants who charge them more...
Yeah, that feels about right. Not fair, but right.
I will find it incredibly helpful, thanks for the suggestion.
The white- and clergy-collared
Good
Absolutely! Thank you for being an enabler.
And you'll always be her first love.
Strong work, though payback is going to be some kind of bitch.
Both.
I wish him the best of luck in the next chapter of his life which I wish he'd start yesterday.
So the enemy of your enemy can still be a piece of shit.
They are busy chasing the Benjamins.
His mother knows.
With all the accouterments. Strong work.
Maybe they should take up pickleball.
Can't we all start carrying bagpipes around?
They don't even say they actually do it, they just know how. Very weird, indeed.
When a man tells you who he is, believe him.
Kind of like a snake swallowing its own tail.
Definitely Rouge Dior for Jake.
Totally. It is one of our superpowers that scare Republicans so much they are trying to cancel it.