you're not feeling well and no one is able to take your shift ? Hopefully they're not making you come in still
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you're not feeling well and no one is able to take your shift ? Hopefully they're not making you come in still
even now, even now, even now he'll never ever say so.
wdym? That IS a job ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
September 2, 2015: Dan and Phil officially receive their 100k subscriber plaque for DanAndPhilCRAFTS! From squareflakes to a full on horror short film, this channel's really gone so far, hasn't it? Dnp should be so proud! โ๏ธ๐น๐
I was able to go back to sleep around 6:30 and I'm now awake again. Honestly I think the smell of food being made woke me up /neg
chat who stole the eepy beam ๐ง
I wanna go back to sleep but my allergies have fully kicked in now
aww, looks just like my car!!
I need an industrial amount of Reese's right Now
Good morning bloomfs ๐ I've been awake since 4:30 and I'm not sure why I woke up that early
salt tummy very good for car battery. car battery love being in salt's tummy and tummy loves to have car battery in it. yum yum
everything will go great, you got this fr ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
i'd love a tour! ๐คญ๐ i'm cool with any floor aside from the third floor because i don't like the number three
I could check the bottle however that's a lot of work
am I stupid or is aleve supposed to last 12 hours
i wouldn't be surprised if they are phannies who already had the merch and are just reselling it. Just like with the photo cards. But they could just be hoarding it and some of the reselling could be actual scalpers
i fucking knew scalpers would get to it
Omg how did I forget itโs bisexual month To all my fellow bi (and bi umbrella!!) peeps: love yall. No matter where you are in the world or what is happening regarding your sexuality, identity, love, etc. you still have a community.
drown it out, drown it out.
It's okay, I could tank it at first. It'd probably take my digestive system a few days to process it. I had three medium cheese-stuffed crust domino's pizzas when I was in Illinois and it took me almost a week to face the ramifications. Surely that's equivalent to half a car battery. /silly
next person who follows me who has an AI account label is getting an ant farm spilled in their home /srs
if anyone knows where I can buy a professional yapper t-shirt (not from Walmart, Target, Amazon, Temu, Shein, etc) please lmk
I need Reshiram driving a 2025 Ford Focus
I wish Johnstone was active on bsky because that video was so, so fucking good and definitely worth the wait.
I just yelled "BINGLE!!!!" when I saw shiny Minccino ๐ญ
shoutout to donkles28 on twitch for saying what time he found shiny Kyurem because those VODs aren't on YouTube yet It was the fourth of july at 2:45 pm EST.. it was 1:45 pm for me which is 15 minutes before my shift was over โน๏ธ
I actually have no context for this one. Idk why my name is so crunchy either
oh my god he actually got the iPod mirror
oh he never uploaded these VODs so I haven't seen this ๐
Nora and Vee, too!!
love that he included so many other content creators in this video!! Kotatsu, Blue, Matt, Kwik and Knimmy!!
INFLATABLE TOTODILE
it's also funny when I hear someone say "tagtree" or "cassaroya" instead of "lagtree" or "laggaroya" I understand that the NS2 fixed the frame rate issues for ScVi but if you're unable to buy a NS2 or don't care to buy the new console, you're still in lagtree thicket & laggaroya lake ๐
bullying streamer at 1:30 in the morning
HOW DIDI MISSTHIS
HSHSGUDHDH
is everything okay lmao ๐ญ
September #PromoSky lol hiiii, I go by Salt on bsky (use pronouns.diy !)๐ง - I mainly yap about Pokรฉmon & Dan and Phil - I also enjoy TรP, BABYMETAL, bbno$, Hatsune Miku, PTV, and Kendrick Lamar - Neurodivergent with chronic joint pain - sometimes NSFW; minors DNI - I hate gen AI ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ | ACAB | BLM
Chatter: "Maybe if we got BBLs one would spawn." Johnstone: "I don't know what the correlation is but I'm getting one anyways." *immediately finds a shiny patch*
shiny TransMask ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ซถ
Oh yeah, we voted on the name to be 'TransMask' for Cofagrigus !!!!
idk why I'm still posting every time my name shows up lmao
it must be exhausting for him to be full of such poor takes and hateful opinions ๐ฅบ๐
tell him to stfu or I'm eating his car battery ๐ /hj
I think ppl assume he's queer since he's comfortable in his masculinity, because obv if you're not following toxic masculinity, you MUST be gay!! /sar
......okay maybe there's a weird pattern here but I don't like him for that reason. He's just a massive nerd who is likely neurodivergent, has loved Pokรฉmon since childhood and I relate to that. He's also very stupid and I also relate to that. ๐ /lh
The truly freaky comments would usually get immediately deleted by mods but there's still lowkey uncomfortable comments that are made very often, like the queer viewers who don't understand boundaries forcing a sexuality onto him when that's not the point of his content.
i genuinely forgot about how parasocial some chatters were during these streams specifically. At one point someone kept asking about his subathon from 2022, if he would sleep on stream again and how often he snored in his sleep ๐ง
YIPPEE lmao ๐
I'd have to find the VOD where he said it but yeah ๐ง
oh yeah.. I forgor that this nerd roasted me live for misspelling "forgor" as "frogot"
w i d e m i n c c i n o
Joltik's little hops in the chargestone cavern melts my heart goddddd why is it so cute ๐ฅน๐
prayge for the pickle holo (I have no idea what I was talking about)
sorry I get really annoying about Pokรฉmon whenever a new video comes out /silly /lh Nothing will deter me from being annoying though ๐
inner skircle, lfg ๐
*turns around talking to an empty room* "and I'd love a million dollars!!" *silence* "..there could be a delay." /q
Phyuri
real and true โผ๏ธ๐
www.twitch.tv/johnstone/cl... TTS is really hard to understand so I'm adding subtitles here: "It's me, Miror B, they turned me into a bull. I'm Miror Bull. You have to turn me back into a person, and definitely not transfer me into Pokรฉmon Home forever."
NOO HE CUT OUT MIROR B AND THE WEEKND ๐๐
"spent my weekend in the IBS realm" is wild if you don't know the Skarmory lore why did he say this ๐ญ๐ญ
this was still in my unemployment arc and this was how I spent my days prior to July
I don't remember why I said this omfg ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Look mom, I'm in a YouTube video!! /silly
20 likes on my pussy post i know what you guys are about
the horse sound for shiny basculin was a great addition (basculin is a fish btw) #HorsesAreBackForALimitedTime
I FORGOT ABOUT DA FREAKEND LMAO ๐ญ๐ญ ohmygod what an iconic yet chaotic stream
also shoutout to Enamorus, she might not be buff or a gen 5 mon but she's a woman ๐ซถ๐
"Throughout your time playing Pokรฉmon Black & White, the Swords of Justice aren't the only group of legendaries you can encounter, as there are creatures much more intimidating than cave-dwelling beings, dragons and robot insects. We need to find some BUFF MEN." -Johnstone, 2025 /q
can't change what you've done, start fresh next semester.
Hello 911?
STROKING WET PUSSY (NOT CLICKBAITโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
getting drive thru top surgery with bloomfs ๐
Pay โ someone's work ethic. Billionaires don't fucking do anything and they have a disgusting amount of money.
Tl;dr is that We don't fuck up your food on purpose. If something isn't right, we remake it with no hesitation and if you're a normal person who doesn't throw a fit we usually give free coupons for ice cream or a value meal depending on the case.
What a fucking entitled mindset. Also, sometimes people just make mistakes. I live in state that follows fed minimum wage but thankfully the starting pay at my job is $15.
People in other states lowkey argue with me about federal minimum wage because their minimum wage is like $10 or $15 like NO MY STATE FOLLOWS FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE ITS $7.25 AND THAT IS NOT FUCKING LIVABLE I MADE IT ONCE BEFORE AND IT WAS ENOUGH FOR GAS AND THAT WAS IT
out of all the places to have "two trucks" pop into my head, why'd it have to be while handing out drive thru orders?
sometimes i'll just scroll through my posts on my profile and think "damn that's so relatable"
September 1, 2015: Happy September from Phil! ๐๐ณโค๏ธ
have a great day everyone ๐ซถ๐ซถ
congrats, blue!!
My mom: 'raising minimum wage would raise the price of living" (๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ) Me: "what if we just taxed billionaires more" My mom: "that wouldn't work ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ"
good morning and happy halloween everyone <3
NO WAY JOHNSTONE UPLOADED TODAY. I WORK IN AN HOUR WTF MAN
I was put on this earth to yap, not to sleep (haha, get it? because I have insomnia ๐)
i love this video im giggling youtu.be/a_ohMPmDbRc
i accidentally typed 'neep' instead of 'need', it made me laugh because i combined 'need' and 'eep' in my head so i kept it on purpose. Made sure to fact check UD before posting this in case there was something extremely offensive tied to this word - apparently it's old Scottish for "turnip"?
i neep to eep but i finished a watermelon jolly rancher C4 at 7 PM, I'm afraid I'll still be wired for a bit
..the phropaganga never stops ๐โ
I'm doing alright! Not much has been going on outside of work but everything is good nonetheless ๐ glad to hear you're well, too!! ๐ซถ
Pokรฉmon plushies mrrrmmmrrrmmmmmmeee
FOLIE ร DEUX โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
sheโs blowing you a kithโจ #dnp #sisterdaniel
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6GWoccf/ they copied u where tf is the creditttt
can't believe they copied me though โน๏ธ
LMFAOO HELP ๐ญ๐ญ he looked mortified and then he walked away ๐