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M. O’Lybdenum

@perchorin.bsky.social

Northern Virginia Bureau Chief Owner of Two Trombones

created May 15, 2023

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Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Both from the same time period. The early 80s had the best Astros uniforms too. Was a good time for baseball.

2/9/2025, 4:42:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Same here. It’s hard to top those classic Phillies threads, though you may not care for them as much lol

2/9/2025, 4:39:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Fun thread

2/9/2025, 4:22:00 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that not perhaps Buddy Bell and one of his sons?

2/9/2025, 4:21:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg the Miller (@gregthemiller.bsky.social) reposted

never more vulnerable than when naked in front of a cat with the zoomies

2/9/2025, 3:16:28 PM | 124 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

My band that does funky Squeeze covers is called Kool & The Gang for Cats.

2/9/2025, 4:14:34 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Damon Agnos (@damonagnos.bsky.social) reposted

My band that covers Cure songs in the style of the Lemonheads is called Just Like Evan

2/9/2025, 3:43:36 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

This is, indeed, the way. Things went off the rails when we started taking the “twitter is for telling people what you had for lunch” jibe seriously.

2/9/2025, 4:12:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@wakeupangry.bsky.social) reposted

“My Two Dads” (1987)

Joe Pesci, Dick Butkus, and Bubba Smith in the short lived “Half Nelson” series from 1985.
2/9/2025, 12:06:00 PM | 25 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks O-ffen-sive.

2/9/2025, 2:02:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you get that lovely skin tone?

2/9/2025, 1:45:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

That was fantastic.

1/9/2025, 11:54:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

What a group! What a clip!

1/9/2025, 11:54:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Should have won an Oscar for best short film, this. Also Scott Thompson is essentially a cat.

1/9/2025, 11:18:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Happy Labor Day! youtu.be/3ChvxsVgT8c?...

1/9/2025, 11:11:04 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Blew my budget on the last two drawings, like a chump.

1/9/2025, 10:52:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Sending this to my dad and giving him an almost immediate stroke.

1/9/2025, 10:42:36 PM | 29 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Love to be popular.

My “recent calls” screen and its red “scam likely’s” all the way down.
1/9/2025, 9:54:11 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

The Virgin of Watchin-you-pee

1/9/2025, 9:19:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Huggins will be pure class in League One if he can stay on the pitch. Hope he helps Doddsy keep his job down there.

1/9/2025, 3:47:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome to Hillsborough🙌

1/9/2025, 3:42:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Push harder. You’ve almost got it.

1/9/2025, 3:37:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Alt text: it’s Baron Harkkonen in a black soup. No idea why there are symbols on the picture just grabbed a random screenshot.

1/9/2025, 3:34:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Heard our President is having a spa day today.

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1/9/2025, 3:34:05 PM | 39 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Bearwo Jima

1/9/2025, 2:25:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Madame, you go too far.

1/9/2025, 2:24:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

We all have our vices. No judgement here.

1/9/2025, 2:22:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure he gets more from the Subway tip jar, but that’s nice of you.

1/9/2025, 2:16:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a K-pop competition show on Apple+ we’ve watched the first two episodes of, and they’ve teased Boy George being in one upcoming.

1/9/2025, 2:00:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

My pfp turns twenty next year!🤗

1/9/2025, 1:52:04 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck AI. This is art.

1/9/2025, 1:49:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bigfootrotica (@bigfootrotica.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day to those who celebrate, and violence to those who don’t.

A sparkly MS Paint style image of Skeletor saying “You mustn’t let the dystopian nightmare bullshit dim your fucking sparkle.”
1/9/2025, 1:41:06 PM | 19 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Mf’er said “don’t doin”

1/9/2025, 1:19:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Put off a load of fairly pressing personal business to today, knowing I’d have the time. Man I don’t doin’ none of that shit. /turns on replay of the #SAFC game, pours another cup ‘o joe.

1/9/2025, 1:18:27 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bunny Delgado (@bunnydelgado.bsky.social) reposted

Forget it, Jake, it’s Labor Day

1/9/2025, 12:40:32 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

We can fix him!

1/9/2025, 11:00:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

I never saw this movie, but I just looked it up and canonically the kids in the story are the same age as I am. Also, Bud Bundy’s real life little brother is in it.

1/9/2025, 3:21:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

“He…he just knocked himself out? I’ve never seen such a thing!”

1/9/2025, 3:16:50 AM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh, must have missed that one.

1/9/2025, 3:13:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Hey speaking of mentally unstable pretend tough guy drunks who are an embarrassment to American governance it’s been a while since I’ve heard anything about Fetterman.

1/9/2025, 3:10:03 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

This has nothing to do with, and is in no way meant to disparage Governor Pritzker. I just love reminding people what an awful piece of shit Larry Hogan was.

1/9/2025, 3:06:06 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

This reminds me of when then Maryland Governor Larry Hogan bought a couple 747s full of covid tests from a South Korean firm. They were all expired and, hence, useless, but I heard Yumi Hogan’s cousin has a really nice yacht docked in Busan Harbor now.

1/9/2025, 3:05:06 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Cats, man.

1/9/2025, 2:09:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture idsfa (@idsfa.bsky.social) reposted

matching just the powerball and opting to get my $4 payment in 29 annualized payments over 30 years

1/9/2025, 2:02:58 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

After how long?

1/9/2025, 2:02:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Mijy took one from a less unflattering angle.

A large black cat with a sweet face and sharp claws.
1/9/2025, 2:01:45 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly

1/9/2025, 1:57:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Sheffield Wednesday

1/9/2025, 1:56:45 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn’t even know two of them exist because the stay in the basement, but we let the fun two out and they run roughshod over his tired ass. It’s actually pretty funny.

1/9/2025, 1:53:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

TFW you’ve spent the entire weekend being bullied by kittens a quarter your size and just need a break.

A large black cat who gets his shit absolutely wrecked on the regular by a pair of four pound kittens.
1/9/2025, 1:51:48 AM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Aspirational, in multiple senses!

1/9/2025, 1:38:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

And yes of course I’m going to vote for her. But it suuuuucks.

1/9/2025, 1:37:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Ugh this suuuuucks

1/9/2025, 1:37:00 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

I’m months not years away from this hairstyle.

1/9/2025, 1:31:15 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

I’m wheezing tonight and it’s either the change of seasons or all the Giuliani jokes. Maybe a combination of both?

1/9/2025, 1:16:07 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Where do these assholes come from?

1/9/2025, 12:35:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

In this story the 19-year-old is a prostitute though.

31/8/2025, 10:12:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) reposted

Rudy: "They found me. I don't know how, but they found me!" 19-year-old: "Who, Rudy? Who?" Rudy: "THE LIBYANS!!" [crash!]

31/8/2025, 10:04:48 PM | 54 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 (@andrew3000.bsky.social) reposted

Come on down and guess what Rudy's BAC was!

Bob Barker standing in front of the big wheel. The arrow is currently pointing to
31/8/2025, 8:56:59 PM | 31 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

🤞🤞🤞

31/8/2025, 8:27:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m disappointed my Sunderland may have to settle for a Conference League spot this season.

31/8/2025, 8:25:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

The kids, they’re alright.

31/8/2025, 8:23:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a mane worthy of a shampoo commercial!

31/8/2025, 8:19:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔮 Christopher 🔮 (@christopherag.bsky.social) reposted

The night is dark and full of bothers.

Winnie the Pooh in his pajamas, strapped, and exercising his Second Amendment right.
28/12/2024, 3:33:37 AM | 908 176 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hey Spirits! (@heyspirits.bsky.social) reposted

Trans flag tifo from the Spirit supporters' section for today's Pride game

Washington Spirit supporters' section holding up placards to make up the trans flag.
31/8/2025, 8:10:35 PM | 42 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

This season was supposed to be a step forward. These guys suck.

31/8/2025, 8:06:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim (@jimstewart.bsky.social) reposted

Dallas Cowboys fans. Just a reminder with the season starting, it's lose, not loose.

29/8/2025, 12:28:41 PM | 149 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Just passed a bus stop, where I saw a family of (likely, given local demographics) Central American immigrants waiting for the bus. There were two boys, and the younger one was joyfully swinging around a toy leaf blower. No jokes here, just reporting an observation.

31/8/2025, 8:00:14 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought this was another @lscrapl.bsky.social reference.

31/8/2025, 7:10:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly right on all counts. While people on the left were screaming at each other over who should be the candidate for President three years from now the right-wingers were taking over school boards and sheriff offices all over the country. And that’s how you end up where we are today.

31/8/2025, 6:53:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re good Piper! bsky.app/profile/perc...

31/8/2025, 4:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyway that’s all amazing. Hope to be able to do something similar someday.

31/8/2025, 4:10:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a joke folks. I’m never productive.

31/8/2025, 4:06:41 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Normalize cratering your productivity because a string of great songs came on the radio.

31/8/2025, 4:04:56 PM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Incredible timing to come across this post.

31/8/2025, 4:01:54 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Once, there was this kid who (@geoffreykeel.bsky.social) reposted

Has anyone acknowledged this before?

Terry Bradshaw. An older white man with a fringe of formerly blond hair around an otherwise bald head. He’s smiling toothily and raising one hand Brak. The Brak Show. A masked feline alien with a startlingly similar blond fringe around his head. He’s smiling toothily and raising one hand
31/8/2025, 3:43:43 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

31/8/2025, 3:58:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

I guffawed

31/8/2025, 3:57:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Jercov (@kate678.bsky.social) reposted

Dead White Males of the Canon and Their Respective Dick Energy: a metatextual historiography of the writer and his wang from Johnson to Thomas c 2025 jercov university press

31/8/2025, 3:46:29 PM | 21 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Terry Buckalew (@terrybuckalew.bsky.social) reposted

Due to unpopular demand I have decided to reshare this classic album cover featuring the Brown family from Fort Smith, Arkansas praying around the waterbed in their 1970s steakhouse- looking master bedroom.

It’s a family praying around a waterbed in a barn-themed room
31/8/2025, 3:25:55 PM | 23 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you able to actually take them on walks (the holy grail) or is it just for enjoying outdoor spaces?

31/8/2025, 3:27:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

This was so gloriously bad I love it.

31/8/2025, 3:26:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

I was just thinking something similar. We’re quick to call accounts bots nowadays, which is causing a lot of natural born moron erasure.

31/8/2025, 3:24:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

What does @lscrapl.bsky.social have that I don’t? Besides the obvious, I mean.

31/8/2025, 3:22:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason D. Salvagni (@salvagni.org) reposted

DC communities are joyful, powerful— and we're under attack. "But, what can I do?" Glad you asked! Check this out or check out tons of opportunities on the full calendar here ⬇️

31/8/2025, 3:13:35 PM | 107 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Did it take him a while to get used to the harness? Does he ever get out of it?

31/8/2025, 3:19:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Solidarity my brother.

31/8/2025, 3:17:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

All of these are choices, Wendy.

31/8/2025, 2:47:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Never really liked Everclear—their singles were mostly cringe and wildly overplayed—but this song is pretty great. Probably because it sounds more like Bad Religion than Everclear and of course didn’t get much airplay at the time it was released. youtu.be/-DjpNgrocKo?...

31/8/2025, 2:32:09 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

The Newsome thing is just the latest annoyance. The core of my hatred stems from them being the largest single reason/group making this website worse. Plus, fuck they do love their AI slop.

31/8/2025, 2:06:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

None of them get out of this unscathed.

31/8/2025, 2:05:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

I choo-choo-choose to say fuck those guys.

31/8/2025, 1:56:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

The medical term is “kidney stones” I believe.

31/8/2025, 1:51:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Goddammit I should have explicitly stated not to do those things in my bio😭

31/8/2025, 1:50:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

The “NO DMs!” dipshits that have flooded this site sure do love them some Gavin Newsome, especially if there’s AI slop included. It’s like catnip for Rachel Maddow’s army of Ralph Wiggums hashtag I’m helping.

31/8/2025, 1:47:15 PM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s got a bright future ahead of him!

30/8/2025, 10:42:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Happy Caturday to everyone except the INTERLOPERS and NAP SPOT THEIVES!

A large black cat looks desperately to me for answers as to why there’s a tiny black kitten in his usual spot. A tiny black kitten napping in a space usually reserved for one much larger.
30/8/2025, 5:51:00 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social) reply parent

Sending hugs from the mid-Atlantic region!

30/8/2025, 5:38:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BERGΛMΛX (@bergamax.bsky.social) reposted

"The Cat Read the Emails First" (2025) acrylic painting By Ukrainian artist Nataliya Bagatskaya - n.bagatska [IG] #art #painting #illustration #caturday

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30/8/2025, 10:36:07 AM | 4422 557 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. O’Lybdenum (@perchorin.bsky.social)

Just in case…

30/8/2025, 1:39:59 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view