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Nah- they’ll CG her in
Which is a song about a school shooter!
Pigeons don’t have nipples and can’t make milk. No matter how hard you or they try.
He has 3 former Navy seals on his staff because he’s gotten paranoid. He thinks being booed is being attacked
But will we ever see Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Pertruchio in The Taming of the Shrew?
Start throwing sandwiches
To be fair, RFK might have been completely twisted on Cocaine or Heroin at the time.
The dude who allowed an innocent man to be executed despite the Prosecutor’s office saying “hey boss… we fucked up on this one.” Every day- Ohio thanks god for Missouri.
Their gain is the nation’s loss
He was the AG of Missouri. The prosecution realized they made a mistake and asked a man be taken off death row. Bailey had him executed anyway. A Fox talking head would be preferable.
The prosecutors realized they made a mistake and asked that a man be taken off death row. Bailey executed the dude anyway.
He saw the Epstein files and was genuinely shocked. Bailey will allow you to rail kids so long as you vote R. He’s done in in MO
@thebulwark.com are you going to go live or have some sort of +update on the meeting the president just had?
@thebulwark.com the emergency meeting tomorrow between Chancellor Merz, President Macron Prime Minister Starmer, President Stubb, Prime Minister Meloni, NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte and EC President Ursula von der Leyen Zelynsky and trump worth an all hands emergency show?
The majority and minority leaders of the house and senate should be in attendance
When ever I read about what Trump’s doing- I think about this Rock en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarpeia...
This is just because Steven Seagal can’t talk about his time with the CIA
He speaks English. Not well, but it’s better than his German.
Didn’t a white MAGA dude kill a state rep in June? They didn’t do anything like this.
@timmiller.bsky.social your last episode turned me into a full communist. Millionaires are smarter or work harder. They are degenerate gamblers who got lucky. He admitted he just placed a hundred bets every year, and some pay off
Every day I wish that did had better aim.
A sad story about a woman who was with a horrible, abusive boyfriend. She finally found the courage and tossed him out. He made a huge scene and the police had to get involved. A few years later, she took the boyfriend back. He was worse than ever and killed her. Linda like Trump and USA
@timmiller.bsky.social I thought it was Tony Hawk. Can you interview Tony Hawk?
It turns out there is a shady group of elites that will run cover for pedophiles- the Republican party
To be fair, that was 10 years ago. There are a lot of kids who never heard that. This past election I was shocked by how many young people really had never heard that.
@timmiller.bsky.social Benny Johnson is riding the “Obama going to prison” story HARD. I know BJ won’t mind getting the shaft from Trump. But how long will the rest of MAGA just accept blue balls? Obama has presidential immunity.
Pretty sure Joe Biden is primarily responsible for derailing Joe Biden and electing Trump.
Do you like to vomit? Here’s Trump’s “Look of the year” modeling contest. Several of these girls said Trump came in their changing room. They are 14-16 years old youtube.com/watch?v=2_Lm...
youtu.be/2_LmdTa3758?... Hey look! It’s Trump’s creepy teen beauty pageant.
Or a dude hit her husband on the head with a hammer as part of failed kidnapping plot. And a mob tried to kill her on Jan 6. She’s probably afraid for her physical safety
Her husband was beaten with a hammer as part of a failed kidnapping plot. And a mob broke into the Capitol to kill her. She knows how bad this stuff can get
Or her husband was nearly killed by a QAnon lover, and the mob tried to kill her on Jan 6. She knows this can get real ugly real fast.
Could also be a crazy conspiracy lover bear killed her husband with a hammer and a mob tried to kill her on Jan 6
Her husband got brained with a hammer by a guy who believed this stuff, and the mob was trying to kill her on Jan 6. I think it’s more fear. Which in her case is pretty justified
Or it’s because her husband got hit on head by a guy who believes this QAnon stuff and she was a major target on Jan6 and she knows this gets very ugly very fast.
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social you really should give Pelosi a little grace. She was a major target on Jan 6. And her husband was nearly killed in that hammer attack. Depape, the attacker was trying to kidnap and interrogate Pelosi about QAnon. She knows this gets real ugly real fast.
Sadly, merrick garland was AG. While Ghislaine Maxwell was going through trial of this magnitude, Garland would not have allowed leaks as those documents were under seal. Thank god Garland was such a straight shooter /s
@jvl.bsky.social Where is the “JVL is always right” t-shirt on the merch store? www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-had...
@jvl.bsky.social I’ve never looked forward to a Next Level more
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social Hey Sarah, how much does the. Surviving an Assassination attempt play into Trump’s rise and win in 2024 ? Because I thought he won right after that happened. It’s just too Messianic…I think he would have beaten ANYONE after that
Drink piss from the tap. The best would have been had he not been elected in 2016. Second best not elected in 2024. He should have been impeached. Hell, a hundred women could have torn up their NDAs. Him being given any legitimacy ever is a non starter
Show the picture of Epstein and Trump and play the video of Trump on Howard Stern where he talked about looking at naked underage beauty contestants. It’s amazing how young people have never heard that
So, did Epstein have the pee tape?
@atrupar.com so the pee tape is real?
@jvl.bsky.social go listen to your secret pod on Nov 7, 2024. You get a JVL is always right award!
@strictscrutiny.bsky.social We will have 2 vacancies on the Supreme Court open up next year before the midterms. Alito and Thomas will retire within weeks of each other. And they will retire relatively close to the midterms. They will be replaced with Justices Aileen Cannon and Matthew Kacsmaryk.
Don’t worry, they will both retire soon. Justices Alito and Thomas will retire within weeks of each other. And they will retire relatively close to the midterms. They will be replaced with Justices Aileen Cannon and Matthew Kacsmaryk
Justices Alito and Thomas will retire within weeks of each other. And they will retire relatively close to the midterms. They will be replaced with Justices Aileen Cannon and Matthew Kacsmaryk. It’ll be the final play to juice MAGA for the Midterms
A sad look at our future: Justices Alito and Thomas will retire within weeks of each other late summer next year. And they will retire relatively close to the midterms. They will be replaced with Justices Aileen Cannon and Matthew Kacsmaryk.
@jvl.bsky.social I have some betting action for you. Alito and Thomas will announce their retirements within a couple weeks of each other and they will announce just a few weeks before the midterms. And Trump will get Justices Aileen Cannon and Matthew Kacsmaryk.
Because they’re okay with hurting trans folks and blacks 100 miles away, even if it means losing a toe or 3
Wrong. You are a moral eunuch. And a troll.
Yes you are. You laugh at dead Jews.
And you want Muslims to kill Jewish children. Got it.
So, so many tainted bangers
Nah, Hamas sucks shit. Gaza would be better off without Hamas. And yes Israel’s treatment of Gaza is a crime. But Hamas’ treatment was/is worse
A massive stroke can change one’s personality.
That’s fine. I didn’t believe any thing that they were saying.
If you can’t vote for the first 18 years of your life, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote for the last 18 years of your life. As that’s unworkable as no one knows when they will die the solution is clear- let children, toddlers, and babies vote. I wanna see the campaign ads!
Or binge limits at the bottom! If you can hold a pencil, you can vote!
What a statesman
I guess Roberts thinks he’s playing the long game
It would be such a shame if the Iranians next target was Mar-a-Lago.
I just hope the fish enjoyed the wine as much as you did. Z-biotics- worth it?
Is Sarah drinking wine out of a fishbowl?
Okay. No. We just bombed sites where nuclear weapons were being developed. Unless you wanna make the case my cousin working the Sbarro on 107th floor of tower 2 deserved his fate.. take 3 fucking steps back.
What’s actually wild is how much of 2000-2008 has been memory holed. 33% of republicans think Obama was president on 9/11. GW Bush is … gone. And that fucker was HORRIBLE
God, it hurt. If you thought the war was a dumb idea you you called a fifth columnist. Ask the olds if they sent Jonah Goldberg a pic of a white feather
Are you armed? Because the courts can’t rule on a hypothetical. There has to actually be an incident.
Have you ever tried a yakuza game?
Guns? Should we be pro gun?
Hey now, there was a protest at every point of light.
There was a protest at every point of light
I’m shocked by how throughly memory-holed W. Bush has been. 25% of republicans think Obama was president on 9/11. And they get really confused about who ordered the Bin Laden raid.
Each point of light had a protest yesterday.
That dude gets so much 🐈
I worked a a coffee shop Katie Holmes used to frequent. She did not tip.
Hey, so, buying a gun isn’t a crazy idea, now, right?
Yep, dropping an f bomb will stop the fascists. /s
Awesome, maybe we can find some 90 year old who marched with Martin Luther King to take his spot, because we need more old folks who respect seniority.
Americans are a violent people.
What? Houston, Austin, and El Paso? Of course. If it’s blue, it bleeds.
Oh no, they will only be deployed to areas that have a Democratic mayor and a democratic representative.
Nah, I’m cool with demanding any Dem who wants funds or endorsement take a publicly release the results of a cognitive test every cycle. The last 8 representatives and senators who died in office were all Dems. The DNC isn’t a retirement home, it’s a political party and it needs literal new blood.
I think most people like the idea of having to pass a cognitive test if you want the party’s funds/endorsement. If you can’t do the job then you need to leave and make room for someone who can. You marched with MLK 60 years ago? Cool, can you draw a clock today?
Well, Fox news has been running the opening to Demolition man on a loop and claiming thats how LA looks now. youtu.be/wffOkfo5GB0?...
Third Amendment lovers raise your hand!
Maybe California should secede and join Mexico. They’d be treated much better. They would immediately make Mexico one of the richest countries in the world. And It’d be ironic, Trump- trying to add territory to the us will have lost territory
The nice thing about the Biden presidency? 4 years of no riots. Trump has been in office less than 6 months.- Riots are back on.
This is a windy day in a Walmart parking lot
Something like 20% of the US army is Hispanic. A huge number of soldiers in the Army are from Los Angeles. These guys didn’t sign up to arrest and shoot at their cousins
It is wild there haven’t been any big ICE raids in Florida, Texas, or Ohio
It's the Washington Monument in the background that really takes this to next-level dystopian
So is ICE going to start raiding Texas and Florida and Ohio, or is this a New York and California thing?
@timmiller.bsky.social So would Elon go to South Africa, or would he go to Secot or Lybia or South Suday? I hate that if the administraion tries to illegally deport it's biggest detractor to a foreign gulag, even if he totally deserves it, it's still wrong.
If she can hit a few beats... she's got some Obama 07 energy
I don't think Kamala would have gotten into a public scrap with Timothy Mellon
I guess this is why you were so bullish on Biden, and your voice drips with contempt for any politician under the age 55. You relate better to those closer to death.
If American’s tend to vote for the opposite of whatever they had last- AOC really is the early front runner
Your riff on the fact that Zohran is young was horribly unfair. The youngest mayor in NYC history was only 30. I get that you are very old and rapidly approaching the end of your life- which is a big reason you were simpatico with Biden. But the future of both parties will be unimaginably young.