Roberto Baldwin (@strngwys.bsky.social) reposted
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
Roberto Baldwin (@strngwys.bsky.social) reposted
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
Peter Sagal (@petersagal.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
PS: This is about self-perception, not reality. But it was important! For example, the Iran-Contra scandal was about the US secretly making a deal with one group of Bad Guys (Iran) to support another (the Contras.) Today, the President would announce it on the pavement of the Rose Garden.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
HR was shit enough before this.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Predictable lack of effort. Boring.
Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ (@surcomplicated.bsky.social) reposted
Unidentified persons have apparently "stamped" all young big-breasted blonde women "out of existence", by means unknown to man, God, or science. What newfangled horror awaits us next in THE TWILIGHT ZONE?
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
And 54% read below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate that sack of shit so much. I don't have the vocabulary to express how much I want him to suffer.
Amanda Katz (@katzish.bsky.social) reposted
Going to sleep cuddling a sick kid. RFK Jr and anyone who supported his bid to supersize the suffering of little ones can burn in hell.
beaker66.bsky.social (@beaker66.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“Occupy me, Daddy!”
EssayWells (@essaywells.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
One of the ironies of good medical care is that you get more visibly ill people in the population - because we can now keep people alive instead of dying quickly; leading idiots like RFK the lesser to conclude that medical care causes more illness.
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
Hilarious the Louisiana Gov and Senators are now asking Trump to federalize the Guard to take over New Orleans like supplicant subjects should. Let's remember. The Gov can do this any day of the week. That's what the Guard is. A state militia. Asking Trump to federalize them is some weird GOP kink.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)
I don't believe violence solves problems, but I like the idea of rfk being punched in the face on a regular basis.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
You should try harder. This isn't even trying to say anything.
daniel sieradski (@self.agency) reposted
when rand paul is the voice of reason, things are mighty fucked
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
"i will never stop murdering people"
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
I think our paper plate supply lasted about as long.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
He's fucking insane
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
You thought you had something there? lol
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
the obligatory second tweet after "monitoring and praying" to show you are very concerned. then maybe a third tweet before going back to talking about how some restaurant changed its logo or an M&M no longer wears sexy boots
Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted
The one upside of this is that we never have to pretend Republicans believe in the constitution, freedom, states rights, freedom of speech, America, democracy, the economy, jobs, children, decency or family values ever again.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
It's perfectly reasonable to demand leaders that respect people's basic rights.
Matthew Gertz (@mattgertz.bsky.social) reposted
1) ABC/NBC should lose license or pay hefty fees because their reporting is mean to him. 2) MD should maybe lose bridge repair funds because Wes Moore was mean to him. 3) The feds should investigate Chris Christie for Bridgegate because he was mean to him.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)
I wish ill on Kristi Noem.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Common sense. lol.
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
Take a moment to appreciate Harry Truman‘s negotiating skills. He got Hitler to surrender everything, agree to Germany’s occupation and then shoot himself in the head.
Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted
We just got through an election where voters told us they voted on egg prices and thinking Biden was President in 2020 and people are arguing Dems lose because of “Latinx” and let me tell you that’s the most online stupid fucking shit I’ve ever heard in my life.
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
Do you know how insane and infuriating it is to live in a country where one party claims, with media and public support, the mantle of being the ‘tough on crime’ party while its leader openly calls for convicted criminals to be released from prison ‘or else’?
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
this is why i tell people to try ready-to-wear first. custom is risky bc you can be out here railing against "white hippies and communists," but your tailor has you looking crazy without a breast pocket.
Ami (@amidanruo.bsky.social) reposted
Speaking as a Chinese person, in the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of bribery.
Nick (derogatory) ✨ (@slothropsmap.bsky.social) reposted
The White House is only 55,000 square feet. So, what, this new ballroom is gonna be 2/3rds of the entire complex when it’s done? This is fucking insane.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Life comes at you fast
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
More than anyone?
Seasonal Creep 🎃 (@windingdot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
So much about our current national situation is explained by the fact that a substantial proportion of Americans truly believe that “feeling somewhat uncomfortable” is the same as being the victim of an actual crime
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
I never paid back Hollywood Video.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)
What a time to be alive.
rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) reposted
guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
The most important thing to know about Trump’s manufactured crisis in DC is that his administration is still covering up what’s in the Epstein files.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Tens of thousands of Palestinians in Gaza are now at risk for starvation. But the real famine is the lack of conservative speakers at academic conferences.
Lazear (@lazear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Just need Dick Cheney to declare the war in Gaza as genocide and Sarah Palin to defend the Department of Education and we'll have our 4 horsemen of the wokepocalypse.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Non-participation may as well be a vote for this shit.
Lostcatdog (@lostcatdog.bsky.social) reposted
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this some sort of tasteless joke?
The Questionable Authority (@questauthority.bsky.social) reposted
Look, I'm not a math wiz or anything, so someone please check me on this - but if I pay $100 for a prescription, and the price is reduced by 100%, the new price is zero, right? That is how the maths work, right?
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
You're not sorry.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for sharing this. I've been taking this and I knew nothing about it aside from some reduction in appetite.
Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD (@prasad.bsky.social) reposted
few outcomes, except for 99% of FDA-approved drugs, 174 recipients of 104 Nobel Prizes, training ~30K MDs and ~10K PhDs per year to enter the workforce, and a 34% reduction in age-adjusted cancer deaths since 1990 -- the largest decrease in history
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
It's much easier to list the things that aren't wrong with them.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Is substack still a thing?
Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t want the NIH to be fucking profitable, I want it to cure cancer and Alzheimer’s
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
It is disgusting how docile we are.
Joel grayson webbeR (@j15r.com) reposted
So DHS chases a guy onto private property, refuses to show id or a warrant while forcing themselves in, and arrests employees for "assault" for refusing entry. No probable cause, no warrant, just profiling. Staff calls 911, and the Ontario CA PD does... nothing. And their "statement" is horseshit.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a serious lack of good news lately.
Josh Busby (@busbyj2.bsky.social) reposted
Welp. We suck. www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
So…not antisemitism.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Wins are hard to come by these days. Gotta take 'em even if they're not great.
sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) reposted
I feel like at some point you can't even blame the conspiracy theorists for having broken brains. god is gaslighting them
Kevin Carey (@kevincarey1.bsky.social) reposted
Columbia University has handed over its undergraduate admissions process to Donald Trump and his MAGA allies, who will now decide at their sole discretion whether the university has admitted enough white people. It's no longer an independent institution.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
I’m sorry — *Cracker Barrel* is too woke for the Trump administration? Cracker Barrel?!?
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
total mentions on Fox Business so far today Obama: 53 Epstein: 1
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Lmaooo the NYT did my post
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck?
Matthew Segal (@segalmr.bsky.social) reposted
I think the idea that “The President is simultaneously an institution beyond the reach of criminal law and also a private person who can file $10 billion defamation suits when he dislikes a news article” is not very sensible.
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
The party of limited government.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
This cover-up has @atrupar.com and the Public Notice gang out here sounding like @theonion.com
Joe Sudbay (@joesudbay.bsky.social) reposted
When a government official who regularly lies - and works for a President who always lies - says "Don’t you dare ever say that again.” Say it again. And again and again. It's like Trump saying stop asking about Epstein Cause Trump/Miller/Noem are racial profiling. She knows it. We all know it
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump's lawyers in the defamation suit are a small Palm Beach business firm specializing in chain franchising and professional liability defense, I'm hooting and hollering
Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The straightest thing you can do is spend all your time around a bunch of burly other men, doing man things.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
This will absolutely make it go away. Mission accomplished.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)
You couldn’t create more cartoonish villains even if you tried.
Ari Cohn (@aricohn.com) reposted
Whether it's Gavin Newsom or Donald Trump, the surest sign that someone is unfit for high elected office is their willingness to file defamation lawsuits once they are in it. Never vote for people like that.
Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ (@surcomplicated.bsky.social) reposted
@kenwhite.bsky.social is it generally a good idea to sue a newspaper for defamation because they found compelling evidence you might be a pedophile? Asking for a Queens area rapist.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
CMHoskins (@cmhoskins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I notice they don't talk about Freedom much anymore. Huh. Imagine that.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
These clowns are obsessed with victimhood.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Would they tell us the truth if it was actually scary?
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Who the hell is Gavin Newsom?
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
You should try the butterbeer goldfish.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
You're supporting him, so sit down.
Kevin Baum (@kevinbaum013.bsky.social) reposted
I'm positive that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. And I'm damn near positive Kash Patel and Dan Bongino are telling the truth that there's nothing else to be disclosed about the case. But man is it funny. These assholes banged away at a conspiracy for years and it's blowing up in their faces.
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
I can’t believe how stupid everything is. Like just when I worry things can’t get stupider, life finds a way.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
i give it a year tops before some administration account is tweeting pro-slavery propaganda
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Roots
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)
Today I stole an iMac.
Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted
Hear me out: yes, ChatGPT can be silly and hallucinates, but... would you trust it to run the US more than these chucklefucks in charge?
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you here if you don't think you'll get the attention you crave?
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of a 30 Rock TV show
Ben Rosen (@benrosen.bsky.social) reposted
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok
Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent
Why use it at all?
The Questionable Authority (@questauthority.bsky.social) reposted
Gee, if only there was a way for Democrats to come together and figure out whichever candidate has the most support among them.