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@pf3.bsky.social

Un Pop Tart es un sándwich.

created December 13, 2023

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Profile picture Roberto Baldwin (@strngwys.bsky.social) reposted

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

5/9/2025, 10:42:39 PM | 16917 4898 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Sagal (@petersagal.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

PS: This is about self-perception, not reality. But it was important! For example, the Iran-Contra scandal was about the US secretly making a deal with one group of Bad Guys (Iran) to support another (the Contras.) Today, the President would announce it on the pavement of the Rose Garden.

6/9/2025, 1:05:43 PM | 256 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

HR was shit enough before this.

5/9/2025, 5:58:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Predictable lack of effort. Boring.

5/9/2025, 5:54:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ (@surcomplicated.bsky.social) reposted

Unidentified persons have apparently "stamped" all young big-breasted blonde women "out of existence", by means unknown to man, God, or science. What newfangled horror awaits us next in THE TWILIGHT ZONE?

5/9/2025, 2:19:37 AM | 518 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

And 54% read below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level.

5/9/2025, 1:23:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that sack of shit so much. I don't have the vocabulary to express how much I want him to suffer.

5/9/2025, 1:20:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amanda Katz (@katzish.bsky.social) reposted

Going to sleep cuddling a sick kid. RFK Jr and anyone who supported his bid to supersize the suffering of little ones can burn in hell.

5/9/2025, 1:07:43 AM | 702 106 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beaker66.bsky.social (@beaker66.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“Occupy me, Daddy!”

4/9/2025, 3:30:54 PM | 198 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EssayWells (@essaywells.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

One of the ironies of good medical care is that you get more visibly ill people in the population - because we can now keep people alive instead of dying quickly; leading idiots like RFK the lesser to conclude that medical care causes more illness.

4/9/2025, 6:51:10 PM | 433 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted

Hilarious the Louisiana Gov and Senators are now asking Trump to federalize the Guard to take over New Orleans like supplicant subjects should. Let's remember. The Gov can do this any day of the week. That's what the Guard is. A state militia. Asking Trump to federalize them is some weird GOP kink.

4/9/2025, 3:26:51 PM | 4842 1170 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 7:04:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)

I don't believe violence solves problems, but I like the idea of rfk being punched in the face on a regular basis.

4/9/2025, 6:50:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

You should try harder. This isn't even trying to say anything.

4/9/2025, 6:35:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture daniel sieradski (@self.agency) reposted

when rand paul is the voice of reason, things are mighty fucked

4/9/2025, 1:30:54 PM | 1611 260 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

"i will never stop murdering people"

4/9/2025, 12:10:28 AM | 2552 559 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

I think our paper plate supply lasted about as long.

3/9/2025, 2:46:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted reply parent

Yes, that is part of fighting fires

A senior DHS official said in a statement to the AP on Friday that the two men apprehended were not firefighters and were not actively fighting the fire. Officials said they were providing a supporting role by cutting logs into firewood.
30/8/2025, 6:35:21 PM | 1776 195 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

He's fucking insane

28/8/2025, 2:09:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

You thought you had something there? lol

28/8/2025, 2:05:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

the obligatory second tweet after "monitoring and praying" to show you are very concerned. then maybe a third tweet before going back to talking about how some restaurant changed its logo or an M&M no longer wears sexy boots

At 8:22am, JD Vance tweets:
28/8/2025, 1:37:20 AM | 3006 249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted

The one upside of this is that we never have to pretend Republicans believe in the constitution, freedom, states rights, freedom of speech, America, democracy, the economy, jobs, children, decency or family values ever again.

26/8/2025, 11:48:13 PM | 473 134 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

It's perfectly reasonable to demand leaders that respect people's basic rights.

26/8/2025, 9:29:30 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Gertz (@mattgertz.bsky.social) reposted

1) ABC/NBC should lose license or pay hefty fees because their reporting is mean to him. 2) MD should maybe lose bridge repair funds because Wes Moore was mean to him. 3) The feds should investigate Chris Christie for Bridgegate because he was mean to him.

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25/8/2025, 1:24:35 PM | 10180 3451 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)

I wish ill on Kristi Noem.

25/8/2025, 2:13:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Common sense. lol.

24/8/2025, 10:10:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted

Take a moment to appreciate Harry Truman‘s negotiating skills. He got Hitler to surrender everything, agree to Germany’s occupation and then shoot himself in the head.

24/8/2025, 7:54:12 PM | 2279 414 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted

We just got through an election where voters told us they voted on egg prices and thinking Biden was President in 2020 and people are arguing Dems lose because of “Latinx” and let me tell you that’s the most online stupid fucking shit I’ve ever heard in my life.

24/8/2025, 3:27:18 AM | 2896 414 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted

Do you know how insane and infuriating it is to live in a country where one party claims, with media and public support, the mantle of being the ‘tough on crime’ party while its leader openly calls for convicted criminals to be released from prison ‘or else’?

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21/8/2025, 4:02:50 PM | 27122 7987 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

this is why i tell people to try ready-to-wear first. custom is risky bc you can be out here railing against "white hippies and communists," but your tailor has you looking crazy without a breast pocket.

21/8/2025, 2:56:32 AM | 4035 262 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ami (@amidanruo.bsky.social) reposted

Speaking as a Chinese person, in the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of bribery.

21/8/2025, 12:18:50 AM | 4026 610 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (derogatory) ✨ (@slothropsmap.bsky.social) reposted

The White House is only 55,000 square feet. So, what, this new ballroom is gonna be 2/3rds of the entire complex when it’s done? This is fucking insane.

31/7/2025, 11:25:32 PM | 134 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Life comes at you fast

17/8/2025, 10:09:38 PM | 28594 11431 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

More than anyone?

17/8/2025, 9:12:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)

My job is very boring, so visitors like this are exciting.

A very good dog.
14/8/2025, 5:40:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seasonal Creep 🎃 (@windingdot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

So much about our current national situation is explained by the fact that a substantial proportion of Americans truly believe that “feeling somewhat uncomfortable” is the same as being the victim of an actual crime

12/8/2025, 10:41:33 AM | 7553 1727 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

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12/8/2025, 10:35:50 AM | 15248 2676 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

I never paid back Hollywood Video.

12/8/2025, 2:20:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)

What a time to be alive.

12/8/2025, 1:38:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) reposted

guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him

11/8/2025, 11:20:39 PM | 13685 2450 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

The most important thing to know about Trump’s manufactured crisis in DC is that his administration is still covering up what’s in the Epstein files.

12/8/2025, 1:22:53 AM | 4708 1357 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Tens of thousands of Palestinians in Gaza are now at risk for starvation. But the real famine is the lack of conservative speakers at academic conferences.

10/8/2025, 5:42:07 PM | 1403 149 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lazear (@lazear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Just need Dick Cheney to declare the war in Gaza as genocide and Sarah Palin to defend the Department of Education and we'll have our 4 horsemen of the wokepocalypse.

8/8/2025, 4:34:45 AM | 134 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Non-participation may as well be a vote for this shit.

6/8/2025, 2:22:08 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lostcatdog (@lostcatdog.bsky.social) reposted

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

6/8/2025, 12:28:38 PM | 26793 6889 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this some sort of tasteless joke?

4/8/2025, 8:41:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Questionable Authority (@questauthority.bsky.social) reposted

Look, I'm not a math wiz or anything, so someone please check me on this - but if I pay $100 for a prescription, and the price is reduced by 100%, the new price is zero, right? That is how the maths work, right?

4/8/2025, 12:38:25 AM | 125 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

You're not sorry.

1/8/2025, 1:53:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths

30/7/2025, 5:33:18 PM | 4024 699 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for sharing this. I've been taking this and I knew nothing about it aside from some reduction in appetite.

29/7/2025, 2:19:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD (@prasad.bsky.social) reposted

few outcomes, except for 99% of FDA-approved drugs, 174 recipients of 104 Nobel Prizes, training ~30K MDs and ~10K PhDs per year to enter the workforce, and a 34% reduction in age-adjusted cancer deaths since 1990 -- the largest decrease in history

29/7/2025, 3:26:20 AM | 812 344 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

It's much easier to list the things that aren't wrong with them.

29/7/2025, 2:07:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Is substack still a thing?

29/7/2025, 2:05:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t want the NIH to be fucking profitable, I want it to cure cancer and Alzheimer’s

27/7/2025, 8:40:58 PM | 5210 1086 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

It is disgusting how docile we are.

27/7/2025, 7:59:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel grayson webbeR (@j15r.com) reposted

So DHS chases a guy onto private property, refuses to show id or a warrant while forcing themselves in, and arrests employees for "assault" for refusing entry. No probable cause, no warrant, just profiling. Staff calls 911, and the Ontario CA PD does... nothing. And their "statement" is horseshit.

27/7/2025, 4:46:35 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a serious lack of good news lately.

26/7/2025, 2:38:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Busby (@busbyj2.bsky.social) reposted

Welp. We suck. www.politico.com/news/2025/07...

26/7/2025, 1:00:40 AM | 1110 348 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

So…not antisemitism.

24/7/2025, 1:00:37 PM | 3173 691 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Wins are hard to come by these days. Gotta take 'em even if they're not great.

24/7/2025, 4:19:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) reposted

I feel like at some point you can't even blame the conspiracy theorists for having broken brains. god is gaslighting them

23/7/2025, 9:23:44 PM | 4777 717 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Carey (@kevincarey1.bsky.social) reposted

Columbia University has handed over its undergraduate admissions process to Donald Trump and his MAGA allies, who will now decide at their sole discretion whether the university has admitted enough white people. It's no longer an independent institution.

Screenshot of Columbia's settlement with the White House
24/7/2025, 2:22:56 AM | 5508 2183 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 3:47:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)

NPC meme DRAIN THE SWAMP, EPSTEIN FILES NOW switch flipped from Epstein BAD to GOOD THERE ARE NO EPSTEIN FILES, WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
24/7/2025, 3:45:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

I’m sorry — *Cracker Barrel* is too woke for the Trump administration? Cracker Barrel?!?

22/7/2025, 9:30:21 PM | 2756 610 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

total mentions on Fox Business so far today Obama: 53 Epstein: 1

22/7/2025, 8:25:52 PM | 13138 3176 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Lmaooo the NYT did my post

21/7/2025, 3:20:20 PM | 445 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

What the fuck?

21/7/2025, 4:58:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Segal (@segalmr.bsky.social) reposted

I think the idea that “The President is simultaneously an institution beyond the reach of criminal law and also a private person who can file $10 billion defamation suits when he dislikes a news article” is not very sensible.

20/7/2025, 2:52:28 PM | 6508 1398 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

The party of limited government.

20/7/2025, 11:02:37 PM | 3572 686 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

This cover-up has @atrupar.com and the Public Notice gang out here sounding like @theonion.com

19/7/2025, 4:10:24 PM | 1616 345 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Sudbay (@joesudbay.bsky.social) reposted

When a government official who regularly lies - and works for a President who always lies - says "Don’t you dare ever say that again.” Say it again. And again and again. It's like Trump saying stop asking about Epstein Cause Trump/Miller/Noem are racial profiling. She knows it. We all know it

19/7/2025, 1:02:36 PM | 1435 418 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump's lawyers in the defamation suit are a small Palm Beach business firm specializing in chain franchising and professional liability defense, I'm hooting and hollering

18/7/2025, 10:52:53 PM | 1313 176 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The straightest thing you can do is spend all your time around a bunch of burly other men, doing man things.

19/7/2025, 1:25:05 AM | 288 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

This will absolutely make it go away. Mission accomplished.

19/7/2025, 2:31:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)

You couldn’t create more cartoonish villains even if you tried.

18/7/2025, 11:39:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ari Cohn (@aricohn.com) reposted

Whether it's Gavin Newsom or Donald Trump, the surest sign that someone is unfit for high elected office is their willingness to file defamation lawsuits once they are in it. Never vote for people like that.

18/7/2025, 3:40:08 PM | 685 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ (@surcomplicated.bsky.social) reposted

@kenwhite.bsky.social is it generally a good idea to sue a newspaper for defamation because they found compelling evidence you might be a pedophile? Asking for a Queens area rapist.

18/7/2025, 12:46:37 AM | 727 86 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia

18/7/2025, 12:45:23 AM | 4845 825 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture CMHoskins (@cmhoskins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I notice they don't talk about Freedom much anymore. Huh. Imagine that.

17/7/2025, 6:59:24 PM | 327 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

These clowns are obsessed with victimhood.

17/7/2025, 11:40:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Would they tell us the truth if it was actually scary?

17/7/2025, 8:59:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Who the hell is Gavin Newsom?

17/7/2025, 5:17:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

You should try the butterbeer goldfish.

17/7/2025, 5:04:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

You're supporting him, so sit down.

17/7/2025, 4:52:27 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Baum (@kevinbaum013.bsky.social) reposted

I'm positive that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. And I'm damn near positive Kash Patel and Dan Bongino are telling the truth that there's nothing else to be disclosed about the case. But man is it funny. These assholes banged away at a conspiracy for years and it's blowing up in their faces.

17/7/2025, 1:28:49 AM | 450 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted

I can’t believe how stupid everything is. Like just when I worry things can’t get stupider, life finds a way.

16/7/2025, 12:45:59 AM | 16015 1643 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

i give it a year tops before some administration account is tweeting pro-slavery propaganda

15/7/2025, 12:15:23 AM | 13814 2403 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Roots

12/7/2025, 12:51:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social)

Today I stole an iMac.

12/7/2025, 12:42:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted

Hear me out: yes, ChatGPT can be silly and hallucinates, but... would you trust it to run the US more than these chucklefucks in charge?

11/7/2025, 12:42:13 AM | 252 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.

9/7/2025, 12:13:34 AM | 15162 2533 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you here if you don't think you'll get the attention you crave?

9/7/2025, 7:47:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of a 30 Rock TV show

9/7/2025, 1:32:07 AM | 7351 875 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Rosen (@benrosen.bsky.social) reposted

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

9/7/2025, 2:12:08 AM | 20319 3819 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@pf3.bsky.social) reply parent

Why use it at all?

9/7/2025, 7:38:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Questionable Authority (@questauthority.bsky.social) reposted

Gee, if only there was a way for Democrats to come together and figure out whichever candidate has the most support among them.

8/7/2025, 2:46:56 AM | 941 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted

Musk has adjusted Grok’s algorithm so it’s now a neo-Nazi. Pretty cool that almost every progressive commentator, elected official and organization still uses Musk’s X algorithm to communicate with the public! Good job guys.

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