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Though I had today that pisses me off: “Only 2 dead, we will forget about this by Friday”
I’m just trying to make the internet less awful with random dog pictures.
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Though I had today that pisses me off: “Only 2 dead, we will forget about this by Friday”
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Ever wonder why I call Willem Dafoe “Sir Willem”? This is why youtu.be/_DhEEo5S9fg?...
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Good. Now when she compensates by making some over the top comment for attention, ignore her
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
I wish I believed in hell because if it was real, James Dobson would be there. Good riddance you piece of shit, the world is better now that you are no longer here.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Slightly obsessed with this cover of the rain song youtu.be/Q37bBgElLbM?...
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So how is this not kidnapping?
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Random thought for the day. There was a 6 month period in the late 90s where Regis Philbin was the biggest star in the US. He even created a fashion trend.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Oh the rain should have knocked the temperature down. Perfect time to walk the dogs. Halfway around the block
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Suggsie is 5. I love you crazy puppy. Reed….Reed is a patient big brother….
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youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA?...
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Dogs are better than people
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
@holykoolaid.bsky.social liked a post I made. I love that channel.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Can we just jump ahead a few year to the point where we realize being able to bet on sporting events from your phone is a terrible idea?
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Suggs says he would gladly keep you company while you recover, if he could.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@forrestvalkai.bsky.social Fun fact, if you shrank the Earth to the size of a cue ball and ran your hand over it, you would probably hurt a lot of people. Please don’t do that.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Random thought. Sometime next spring Trump will get it in his head that threatening to ban countries from the World Cup will be a great barging chip.
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Man Fredo sucks now….
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@govwesmoore.bsky.social Have you ever thought of changing our state song to this: youtu.be/y8TMTiw1LZo?...
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Local “classic rock” station was playing Uncle Cracker. F you Clear Channel.
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2 things: 1. Going forward any economic data provided by the US government must be assumed to be false. 2. Any news organization that does not state this when reporting said data cannot be trusted.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
2 things: 1. Going forward any economic data provided by the US government must be assumed to be false. 2. Any news organization that does not state this when reporting said data cannot be trusted.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
2 things: 1. Going forward any economic data provided by the US government must be assumed to be false. 2. Any news organization that does not state this when reporting said data cannot be trusted.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
So the least manly cast member on a show that features Greg Gutfeld, thinks Trump’s masculine? Cool
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Nancy Mace makes over the top statements like this in order to create viral content. When we repost articles like this we reward her. Please do not feed the troll.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
94 degree heat index at 9:30. This is why is hate summer
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Was it on fox? If so when did Gordon Ramsey show up?
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal who must be brought to justice. The US must immediately freeze all aid and support to Israel. Until then we are as a nation complacent and I would urge any other country to explore other options for their reserve currency. right now, we are the bad guys.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Was the real summit the friends they made along the way?
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal who must be brought to justice. The US must immediately freeze all aid and support to Israel. Until then we are as a nation complacent and I would urge any other country to explore other options for their reserve currency. right now, we are the bad guys.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal who must be brought to justice. The US must immediately freeze all aid and support to Israel. Until then we are as a nation complacent and I would urge any other country to explore other options for their reserve currency. right now, we are the bad guys.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal who must be brought to justice. The US must immediately freeze all aid and support to Israel. Until then we are as a nation complacent and I would urge any other country to explore other options for their reserve currency. right now, we are the bad guys.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
So we’re all making “Trump, his penis is teeny tiny, but his love for us is large.” A thing right? Like it’s going to be everyone’s go to line when making fun of him.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Rip Malcom youtu.be/LPW-3LAS7pU?...
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Man this song was/is brilliant youtu.be/pdz5kCaCRFM?...
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For anyone who needs it, enjoy a picture of dogs
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Been a while since I sent out random dog pictures. My pups taking a break from playing with their buddy from up the street
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Oprah promoted Dr Oz, Dr Phil and Deepak Chopra. She is not a good person.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
And occasionally it’s his own
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
We still have 3 and a half years where our governments primary reaction to any tragedy will be “it’ s not Trumps fault” We suck.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
If you thought the Bros lost their shit over COVID restrictions, wait till we realize we need to do something about internet sports gambling….
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Remember when we lived in a world where if the President said he had brokered a peace deal, we don’t have to spend the next few hours googling to see if he was telling the truth?
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Trump is Bibi’s bitch Make that his new nickname
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Nancy Mace makes over the top statements like this in order to create viral content that she can fundraise off of. When we repost articles like this we reward her. Please do not feed the troll.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Us going to war with Iran next week is going to be largely based on who Trump has dinner with at his golf club this weekend. Man we suck.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
So there is a non zero percent chance that the US will bomb Iran this week because the other world leaders were mean to Trump at the G7.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
There are people in our government who are happy because they think Israel attacking Iran is going to make Jesus come back. While the homophobia is despicable, the real danger posed by white evangelicals is their buy in to end times theology.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@repaprildelaney.bsky.social You are worthless. As much as I look forward to voting against you in the primary next year, I would prefer that you resign so we have a rep who is not a coward. ICE= terrorist You= need to go
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Thank you Brian youtu.be/M0lj3WX_5ps?...
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@abc-rss.bsky.social Cowards.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
So we all know that there is a non 0% chance that Rupert Murdock can trigger a civil war based on how Fox News covers the LA protests?
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Ever sit back and wonder just how big of a star Phil Collins was in the 80s? I mean between his solo output and Genesis, I’m pretty sure he was on MTV everyday from 1981-89.
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Good. I’m glad they lost their home. They deserve it.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Feel free to copy paste this anytime someone posts a clip of CNN’s Scott Jennings saying something “outrageous“. CNN pays Scott Jennings to lie and make over the top statements like this in order to create viral content. When we repost articles like this we reward them. Please do not feed the troll.
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The last items I bought at Weis was some milk and cereal. I still have them.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@jaketapper.bsky.social so are you going to report on Trumps slurring at Arlington today or wait until you can sell a book about it?
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
CNN pays Scott Jennings to lie and make over the top statements like this in order to create viral content. When we repost articles like this we reward them. Please do not feed the troll.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
CNN pays Scott Jennings to be a WWE heel who creates “viral content”. Please stop rewarding them by reposting these clips.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Horrible. Hey are you still paying Scott Jennings to lie to your viewers?
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Odds are Artie is about to bug Suggs until he chases him, leaving Reed to get all the people attention
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at my puppies and their friend Artie.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@franifio.bsky.social In case you need it here are my dogs. They were playing with their buddy Artie. Thank you for your comments on Miss Rachael today. It was both heartbreaking and uplifting at the same time.
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In a related story, hep c cases in TN are about to plummet.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Unforeseen benefit to sleeping to thunderstorm sounds is that when a real storm comes through, Reed and Suggs go to sleep.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
The tariffs are still going up. Dear lord did Scott Jennings write this. You are pathetic
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Matt Walsh’s entire career makes sense when you realize how disgusted he is with him self over getting an errection while watching 300 last night. And Thursday night, and Wednesday night. And Tuesday night. And….
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Daily reminder that one of Matt Walsh’s fake beards hides the fact he has no chin. We all know what the other one hides.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Rule of law protects both sides. You take away protection for the ruled, then it’s just a matter of time they will take it away for the rulers.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Just checking. If the cease fire Trump lied about being a part of collapses, we still get to blame the big orange r——-d right?
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He really looks like Stanley Tucci in Conspiracy
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Another weekend where we all wait with baited breath on what the cranks at Mar a Lago will convince our r——d president of. Will it be a return to the gold standard? Will it be requiring all government documents to be in cursive? All I know is the 78 million dipshits are to blame.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@michaelstipe.bsky.social I’ve wanted to say this for a while. Shiny Happy People is a silly kids song for a world that needs silly kids songs. It’s great, embrace it.
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So new thing I’m doing. When I see something that makes me angry on the internet I’m posting a dog picture, since I assume someone needs it.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Everything about the Met Gala pisses me off.
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But they love you
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Ray Rice taught me to stop putting athletes on pedestals but Tuckers downfall was disappointing
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I was 6. This is the first news event I remember well
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@vanhollen.senate.gov @repaprildelaney.bsky.social @govwesmoore.bsky.social @alsobrooks.senate.gov Throwing this out there. What if we had a counter celebration on 6/14 at Ft. Mchenry to celebrate Marylands history of standing up for democracy?
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
This has existed every second of my life and I just now discovered it? youtu.be/Bic0lgcEjY4?...
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And as a follow up that goes double for whatever that abomination CNN airs from 10-11 is.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
While many people I respect appear on Piers Morgan’s show, and I understand why the do it, his show is terrible. It adds to the WWE/sports shoutification of politics and makes the world a worst place. Please consider ignoring it, even if you want to see a conservative “get owned”
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@cnn.com why is Scott Jennings still employed by you? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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Suggsie is sad to think of losing his podcast snuggle time
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Puppy!!!!!
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
For anyone needing it, here is a picture of dogs
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe start with not inviting the NRA to gun violence town halls. We don’t give the “jet fuel can’t melt steel” crowd air time on 9/11, why give them a platform?
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
A day late, but if your church is collecting money to send high schoolers to Central America for a “mission trip” while also having a series of talking points on why Trumps deportation policy is “biblical”, you aren’t worshiping Jesus.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
We get it, you suck. So now we laugh at your misfortune and revel as you realize that you are the “takers” the conservative media system railed against. So on behalf of the left, “fuck you never vote again.”
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
To Trump voters “regretting it” For years we’ve been trying our hardest to protect you from yourself. We’ve fought for yo while you called us socialists and mocked us for fighting to improve your access to health care. You called us libtards and snowflakes while we fought for you.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
Has there ever been a “free speech absolutist” who wasn’t completely full of crap?
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Scariest thing about Jaws 2 is the fact the mayor from Jaws is still in office.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy losing his farm will be a good thing.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
When you’re in Japan, will you be worried that immigration officials will harass you? Probably not, but is that true of people visiting MD from over seas? Come on governor, be brave and start arresting ICE leadership
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@cooperandersonn.bsky.social so does it embarrass you that you work for a network the pats Scott Jennings to lie to your audience? It should You are part of the problem. Be better
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@jaketapper.bsky.social so does it embarrass you that you work for a network the pats Scott Jennings to lie to your audience? It should You are part of the problem. Be better
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s funny till you realize he’s 1 morbidly obese, cholesterol laden heartbeat away from the presidentcy .
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Reed hasn’t been this excited since he got his butt scratched yesterday
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
Good idea, perhaps arresting the ICE agents who are kidnapping legal US residents would be a start
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social) reply parent
The worst thing is, the didn’t hire him and then he started lying on the air. They hired him specifically to lie.
pfunk920.bsky.social (@pfunk920.bsky.social)
@govwesmoore.bsky.social Do it, stand up for our state "I think it's only a matter of time before [a state attorney general] figures out how to file state kidnapping charges against those that are abducting people who are in the country legally..." says former Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley.