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Managing people is the worst. I should have followed my dream of becoming a squirrel trainer to the stars.
Friday afternoon conversation politely explaining to a consultant that if they check off a task they need to have actually done it.
Congratulations! 🎉
Yes, We made it!
Get hammered at the Jose Cuervo Tequileria?
Idk. It's just a feeling. Maybe because people seem to be quiet before the holiday weekend.
It feels like Friday but sadly it is not 😢
If you plan to peel them immediately you can use a Tupperware: youtu.be/RV9nz1qlY64?...
I spent the last couple of days catching up on everything I've been procrastinating on and now I'm down to a couple tasks that I really don't want to do. Sad.
I imagine the only thing that accomplishes is pushing people to start looking for a new job
Is that a tap to pay logo? Did you have to tap to release the tray or to activate the seatback screen?
Cornhub > Pornhub cornhub.website
Why are mission impossible movies so complicated? Do your tricks, save the world, and be done.
Tons of bats are out tonight. Must be a good sign.
Yes... *hangs head in shame*
I've only been shot twice! That's nothing.
The security guard at the bread factory is wearing a bullet proof vest. Like gurl, simmer down.
I think we can all agree that the internet was better back when there was a barrier to entry and before corporations killed all of the websites and forums dedicated to specific niche topics.
Ugh. That's annoying.
Stopping due to a power outage?
Medicinal Molly when?
So much information but it's missing the most important info: where to buy
Reading the name I just realized that I know a gay whose parents named him James Dobson. I don't know if it was intentional but being from the rural south it probably was.
I watch a decent amount of television and generally keep up with what others are watching yet I've never heard of The Summer I Turned Pretty. Seems to be an Amazon Prime show on its third season.
A farmer's market with beer, brownies, and picnic tables is *chef's kiss*
Unfortunately it use to be a regular thing at one of my previous orgs.
If no one argues or cries during a finance meeting I consider that a win. (yes, it's a low bar but a bar nonetheless)
I think it was frozen shrimp and you deserve better. At the very least radioactive fresh shrimp.
Radioactive shrimp from Walmart is being recalled. Sadly I'm only a little surprised.
Here's a list that gets updated from time to time: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Dead Leviton Smart switch?
"Comedy Central Movies with Breaks" Weird way to say commercials.
Alaskan King bed because why stop at a third
Adorable!
Texting my real-estate agent: "I've never said this before but I'm pulling out"
All of a sudden my house smells like ketchup. Can't be a good sign.
I couldn't agree more. Just another thing that Capitalism seems to have ruined.
All this talk about people going back to the bird app so I scrolled through twitter for the first time in months and personally I don't see a good enough reason to go back. Seems like it's still mostly Nazis, Narcissists, and people desperate for attention.
Even Sara Ramirez is no doubt eager to forget.
Award winning!
I love BWI but I wish it had more direct flights that aren't SW & Spirit
Yes but it's never the same when done after the fact.
Once again I forgot to add salt to my meal prep brown rice. 🤦 Thank goodness I cook it with salted butter and mix it with beans that are salted.
Thank you 🥰
Absurd that beach towns will allow billboards dragged by boats and planes to advertise alcohol and online gambling to beachgoers but are adamantly against windmills that will be barely visible at their peak of visibility.
Yep
It's so weird that Delaware doesn't have sales tax. I'm not used to it.
Explains a lot! 😉
Large! But we need a picture of you holding a banana to be sure.
Where did you grow up? If you don't mind me asking.
Oh no, too dangerous! I didn't go further than the Staten Island Terminal in lower Manhattan 😉
Why vacation when I can go to Little Italy, Chinatown, etc 😉
Maybe lol
Furthest I've been: N: Harlem E: JFK S: Staten Island Ferry Terminal W: Port Authority I'm well traveled 😉
That's what I get for doing alt text! 😂
My National Underwear Day thirst trap was flagged as sexually suggestive by Bluesky's moderation, even though a lot of other similar photos weren't. I'll happily accept it as a compliment.
National underwear day?
Yes, the cook, Keisha, kept going out there to check on the situation lol
Someone in beer club at my local pub is registered as Flamin Jizz
I didn't go out there and ask but I'm confident
Of course lmao
Fender bender outside the local pub and both guys jumped out and started fighting. Ambulance just showed up so clearly someone got their ass beat. People are a mess.
I've always said that staff should get to veto a coworker if a high percentage vote to do so. I'm thinking 2/3 majority and the coworker must leave.
Are you doing marathon month? If so, half, full, or ultra?
I hope the Baha Men eventually figured out who let the dogs out.
Have you been to Provincetown?
Going to Rehoboth for the first time next week (Wednesday-Monday) and haven't planned anything other than the hotel. What do people do all day? Hangout at Poodle Beach?
Yeah, it's ridiculous that they're practically free from FDA oversight and regulations.
At least they were delicious
Just learned that a lot of the creatine gummies on Amazon were tested and found to be missing creatine. Checked the ones I've bought and not only are they no longer for sale but the listing has been wiped away like it never existed. I've essentially been eating candy for months.
All great areas!
Canton, we're moving ~300 feet lol. I love the neighborhood because we're on the Fells Point side, walkable to all of Canton, Highlandtown, Fell's Point, Harbor East, etc
We're normally great somewhat sane people!
It's so good! More people need to watch it so that we get another season.
I'm a strong believer in a couple core ideas: Be nice to people while assuming best intentions (at least until you have definitive proof to prove otherwise) and Don't shit where you sleep.
Which is great and I do the same but some people don't have that privilege. LLM/AI can be great tools for people with hidden disabilities or even those that who don't speak a language natively.
Scolding someone for using a LLM (AI) without knowing their circumstances can result in unintentional ableism so while I do agree that AI is being overused by most people, it's not appropriate to scold strangers for using it.
She also asked us who put up the fake street signs in the alley and tried to claim they're sexual when they're actually about grilling (I know because they were put up by a neighbor before his July 4th BBQ that he did in the Alley).
A crazy woman just moved in behind us so putting in an offer on a new house over the weekend was perfect timing. She claims she is lawyer, that Verizon is involved with child sexual abuse, and that she is working with the city to ban AC units because of the noise & heat pollution. 🙄
Handsome birthday boy!
It would be a shame if the barrels were faulty. No doubt would be caused by their corporate raiding of businesses.
Train from NYC to Niagara Falls must be full because the line to get down to the platform is wrapped around Moynihan. The days of people going there on their honeymoon must be long gone and people going over the falls in a barrel is definitely long gone. Both use to be incredibly popular.
My Uber driver ripped the smelliest fart 😭
Hotel mirror lighting ain't too bad
Not having a finalized run of show 7 hours before an event would stress me out. I don't know how show runners can't seem to ever lock it down until the very last minute.
Sounds like you have a new mission!
There are a lot of hot guys at Baltimore Penn Station this morning. Why pickup men on the internet when you can get you a man who trains, from the source? 🚆🚅
My $4 tip is more than this Uber driver's next ride will pay. I hope it's an incredibly easy and short ride.
The toof is broke but it's not urgent so I have some time before it has to be taken care of.
Just work. How about you?
I'm good but my toof probably not so much lol
Please keep toof #8 in your prayers. I'm heading to an endodontist to find out if it has a hairline crack and will require work.
It has definitely seen better days.
Neighbors named our alley Meat Street 😂
I've never had pear ice cream and it sounds like I need to try it.
What flavors?
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