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Steve The Pirate

@pirate-steve.bsky.social

Yarr. He/Him. Money is a sign of poverty.

created August 18, 2023

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Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a proverb

2/9/2025, 4:19:15 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reposted

I am looking to chat with people who have been disparagingly featured in Zack “Asmongold” Hoyt’s content. I would like to see how this affected you, especially if you can provide ample receipts and clear timelines. Please signal boost this anywhere you’d like, as I’m not on Twitter anymore.

2/9/2025, 1:16:34 PM | 1115 574 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social)

Damn, can't believe Trump's shutting down Stargate Command.

2/9/2025, 2:58:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't look deep, so hopefully it heals up quickly.

1/9/2025, 10:39:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

A solemn and dignified Monday to all who celebrate

1/9/2025, 3:24:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:55:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeag

31/8/2025, 12:08:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

It’s an especially silly thing for him to say when the only reason the movie got made was because George Harrison put his hand in his own pocket to pay for it… because… the studios weren’t interested!

30/8/2025, 9:19:43 PM | 1497 276 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:55:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Praise be to Pumpkin Larry!

30/8/2025, 1:05:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted

Ah, yes, for all you young people: there was a relentless effort to manufacture a consensus that Columbine was caused by Goth culture, industrial music, and videogames. The neo-Nazism was buried, and anyone who pointed to easy access to guns was denounced as a liberty-hating tyrant.

28/8/2025, 12:20:25 PM | 2913 1124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social)

RatGPT

28/8/2025, 2:20:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Need more acts starting their sets by leading the crowd in some stretches.

28/8/2025, 2:19:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aubrey Gilleran (@aubreygilleran.bsky.social) reposted

I honestly feel like this is all being done to mock, not to persuade. They know it's absurd to use a traumatic head injury that they caused as an excuse for starvation. They know those angry about it can't do anything about it. The absurdity is a flex of power.

27/8/2025, 6:03:18 PM | 926 177 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted

Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!

27/8/2025, 5:30:08 PM | 10136 6808 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Skate Hitler's only got one ball Lost one in a gnarly fall His board went up His ass went down Good thing his uniform is brown

26/8/2025, 6:03:47 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fi (@fifyfofum.bsky.social) reposted

If Bertie Ahern had any humanity he would be too ashamed to ever show his face in public again, nevermind run for President. #speirgorm

26/8/2025, 9:17:04 AM | 36 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for this important update.

25/8/2025, 10:58:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like she's old as hell. I'm no chronologist, though.

24/8/2025, 10:30:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 9:35:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cooper (@davidbcooper.bsky.social) reposted

“I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt” or: Moe-rman Rockwell #moerch #simpsons #thesimpsons

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15/3/2025, 4:04:56 PM | 1292 300 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝘒𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘪 ~ 𝘝𝘈 🎙🔞 (@spicygaydog.bsky.social) reposted

Any reposting would be appreciated!

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22/8/2025, 6:45:16 PM | 623 403 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Greer (@evangreer.bsky.social) reposted

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

2/4/2025, 12:57:13 PM | 38885 15404 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a real good mug

23/8/2025, 1:53:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Dropping the kids off at the pool

23/8/2025, 1:52:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kneecap (@kneecapceol.bsky.social) reposted

Our pals The Mary Wallopers have just been pulled off stage and the PA shut down at VictoriousFest in Portsmouth for taking out a 🇵🇸 flag and saying Free Palestine Speak up against genocide in England and you're treated like a criminal Up the Mary Wallopers 💚🤍🧡 Free Palestine! Free the 6 counties!

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22/8/2025, 5:17:47 PM | 1332 487 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture im ganon/ganna (beautiful woman mode) (@cdiganon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Heard Remedy had to release an emergency patch for Control today. Apparently if the game detected you had the soundtrack through some other means besides a special edition, it tries to uninstall itself. Can’t believe music makes you lose Control.

22/8/2025, 4:59:24 PM | 237 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon creates this fucked up shit and Zuck creates a child grooming chatbot, but payment processors go after queer video games.

22/8/2025, 12:35:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor Basket

21/8/2025, 10:20:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com) reposted

fundamentally the problem is that if you think "hotels are where I stay on holiday and I like being on holiday so living in a hotel must be fun and it's not fair others get to do it and not me" then you have the intellectual reasoning of a little child and it's going to be hard to engage with you

21/8/2025, 12:23:07 PM | 3976 772 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Only two things are infinite: the universe and Steam backlogs. And I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert "xXx_steiner420_xXx" Einstein

21/8/2025, 7:58:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture +972 Magazine (@972mag.com) reposted

Israeli army database suggests at least 83% of Gaza dead were civilians Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare. www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...

21/8/2025, 1:42:11 PM | 1062 674 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations on defeating him.

21/8/2025, 4:12:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

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17/8/2025, 10:34:09 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

16/8/2025, 10:45:34 PM | 620 124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olivia Hill (@machineiv.bsky.social) reposted

Now remember: You can bankroll a genocide against us We cannot wish ill upon you for doing so I’m certain this will have no overwhelmingly dire ramifications for us. No way no how. Reinstate Jessie Gender.

16/8/2025, 3:38:39 PM | 1112 334 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Pure bullshit reason to ban someone.

16/8/2025, 10:51:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted

it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous

16/8/2025, 8:20:02 AM | 17083 6249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

The Bi Goblin shorts

16/8/2025, 2:03:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmm, a tall glass of ice cold takes.

15/8/2025, 5:46:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Swamps do be like that

15/8/2025, 5:44:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does he think it took women 2000 years to get some semblance of equality? Does he think Jesus invented feminism?

14/8/2025, 7:09:13 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Best candidate announced so far.

14/8/2025, 12:31:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

The real secret to living in Chicago? Living outside Chicago.

13/8/2025, 10:25:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ireland Simpsons Fans (@iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social) reposted

These are the kinds of photos the UK government want people to delete from their cloud

12/8/2025, 3:45:56 PM | 71 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

That is a simply ridiculous number of degrees. I would combust.

12/8/2025, 2:04:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 10:56:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted

I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.

11/8/2025, 9:51:54 PM | 12433 2506 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cow tools daily (@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social) reposted

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads
25/6/2025, 12:00:27 PM | 12487 3494 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Verge (@theverge.com) reposted

Sex is getting scrubbed from the internet, but a billionaire can sell you AI nudes

10/8/2025, 12:40:01 PM | 1378 624 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taka Hanazawa (@takahanazawa.bsky.social) reposted

A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.
29/7/2025, 6:02:37 PM | 2792 829 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted

It’s actually hilariously sad how easily people are fooled by people’s post politics PR rehab “Kamala was actually against the genocide” is the same as the “George bush sad old man that paints dogs” garbage THEY HIRE PR FIRMS FOR THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

2/8/2025, 10:59:16 PM | 2516 529 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

I've seen him last night at All Together Now. Not booked as an artist, but giving it socks out in the woods

2/8/2025, 12:13:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The far right politics are making men unfuckable and lonely! Nobody wants to date some entitled asshole who thinks they're superior to everyone else and deserves a lay otherwise it's a plot by secret masterminds to reduce the white population, espousing white supremacy is repugnant.

1/8/2025, 6:29:03 PM | 265 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello, Kevin 👋

31/7/2025, 2:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we sure it was vandalism? Maybe the building had a pre-existing condition.

31/7/2025, 12:20:52 AM | 236 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy oldening to you and your bones!

31/7/2025, 12:19:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

2 Papers 2 Please

30/7/2025, 10:19:59 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted

Honestly if there are sniper holes in the foreheads of children, I don’t care if your own reasoning allows you to sidestep the G-word, there is no logical parsing that can justify these acts, there is no gentlemanly symmetrical warfare based on some colonial guideline, this is mass human hunting.

29/7/2025, 10:59:28 PM | 2961 650 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations on your new neighbour.

29/7/2025, 6:14:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted

i posted this more than a year ago because it was obvious by then that israel was trying to starve gaza, & i knew there would come a time in the future when a bunch of people who know better would pretend to suddenly find out about it

a tweet from me that says
29/7/2025, 1:37:16 AM | 3606 939 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah, new video from Sarah Zheddar

28/7/2025, 3:14:46 AM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Spooky gals being spooky pals

25/7/2025, 7:46:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Signing off like

25/7/2025, 6:59:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gators Daily 🐊 (@gatorsdaily.bsky.social) reposted

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

25/7/2025, 3:01:53 PM | 1640 727 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

A little guy. As a treat.

24/7/2025, 4:40:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 4:39:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bugs Maytrix: Insects Reloaded (@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social) reposted

hell? yea, brother

24/7/2025, 3:54:08 PM | 9224 2340 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Minovsky (@minovskyarticle.bsky.social) reposted

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

24/7/2025, 4:27:54 PM | 18513 4938 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Very ducal.

24/7/2025, 7:07:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

hoiy shilt

24/7/2025, 1:59:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KAFUI 🇬🇭 (@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social) reposted

“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” Yeah, well I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me.

23/7/2025, 7:31:31 PM | 1238 206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aftermath (@aftermath.site) reposted

Waypoint writers quit over removal of articles related to new Steam policy aftermath.site/waypoint-quit-...

A webpage on the site Vice reading
21/7/2025, 2:49:46 AM | 2241 755 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Why the fuck is the music YMCA? Just because Trump likes it? Did he have this made?!

21/7/2025, 3:31:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Glow up

21/7/2025, 3:07:07 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

💅

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21/7/2025, 2:58:40 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Star Trek, and all TV, is worse for the lack of episodes where nothing very important happens and characters just do normal shit. Sometimes it's just a Bajoran festival. Or a weird alien shows up. Sometimes Quark transitions for profit... Maybe it's not always good, but it's characterisation.

21/7/2025, 1:54:01 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

A noble pursuit

19/7/2025, 11:30:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Solid meow, 10/10, no notes

18/7/2025, 5:18:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Many such cases

17/7/2025, 11:34:18 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

That time on Murder She Wrote (with a hat)

17/7/2025, 6:46:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Great art truly does require arduous labour.

16/7/2025, 4:04:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Basket approves!

15/7/2025, 1:54:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/7/2025, 7:50:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/7/2025, 12:22:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A tweet from @agraybee reading
12/7/2025, 1:10:35 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adulterously eating a ferret.

10/7/2025, 7:37:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Woke Grok or MechaHitler?

9/7/2025, 3:09:23 PM | 49 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Urge to replay Ghost Song rising...

7/7/2025, 1:21:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Testicles are fleeting.

7/7/2025, 12:46:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Journal (@thejournal.ie) reposted

Galway-based video game studio Romero Games has shut its doors after funding was pulled by its publisher, leaving more than 100 staff without jobs jrnl.ie/6753674

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Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Never before has a gambit been this masterful.

6/7/2025, 4:16:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Junji Ito, send tweeto.

6/7/2025, 1:54:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted

seeing liberals celebrating the death of children because 56% of voters where the children lived voted against their team is always disturbing. you come to expect that sort of thing from the open fascists, it's extra disheartening seeing the libs do it

6/7/2025, 12:32:20 AM | 2911 397 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

✈️🦵

6/7/2025, 12:25:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Just shut the fuck up, you fucking loser

5/7/2025, 7:45:46 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Try shutting the fuck up

5/7/2025, 7:31:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve The Pirate (@pirate-steve.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey bud, quick question: what the fuck is wrong with you?

5/7/2025, 4:26:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted

obvious maybe but still worth noting that the western news media treats someone shouting "death to america" or "death to the idf" much, much more seriously than the actual deaths being caused by america and the idf

5/7/2025, 12:21:16 AM | 6172 1148 | View on Bluesky | view