I don't think she's got that kind of scratch
I don't think she's got that kind of scratch
Ambulance carrying a crash victim crashes in L.A., drawing a crash investigator — who also crashes
The referees are always full shit unless your team is winning. This is Sports fan 101
Believe It!
Any punishment would in my the form of a fine or draft picks, I don't see how this is could effect the this seasons playoff race.
the real victim in all this kawhi/clippers drama is me, because i had to rerecord an intro / redo timestamps for @hardwoodknocksnba.bsky.social's clippers lookahead tmw, and everything, obviously, is about me, always, no exceptions. thank you for your support during this most difficult, unjust time.
Just beat TMNT Shredders Revenge with my Daughter. I’m so proud of her. Turning into a real gamer over here.
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
Hold up...
So Luka Jokic Giannis and SGA are all on one team? USA is cooked here right?
School logos on state outlines sweeping the nation.
There just needs to endlessly be more cute baby hippos being born to flood our timeless and keep us happy.
What a sweet kiss 🩵
That's... that's not how TV works. If people don't like the thing then the thing doesn't make them money and then the things ceases to exist
I have a similar feeling about cap circumvention as I do about fixing games/stats: When the foundation of fair play is compromised, it all starts to feel pointless. If you find a true loophole to exploit, good on you. Exploit it. If you are actively cheating, that's where it all falls apart.
Kawhi Leonard getting paid to do nothing is like his whole shtick
Choose wisely 🤭
He's definitely low on the list but as long as Nico Harrison has a job he kind of hugs up all the... What's the opposite of superlatives?
7 ez
34 teams have failed to score 30 in a HALF?
One cool thing about the world is how John Goodman has just been almost exclusively excellent on screen, across all genres and styles, for like 40 years.
This is better than the Elam ending
What a douche canoe
And they have the spot on the left reserved?
Yeah, if this is a regular occurrence something has to be said
Is that a shared driveway?
That’s the Portland I love.
No NBA star has devoted more years to their national team than Pau Gasol has to Spain. Spain could really use him right now...
young lady I believe I’ve been very clear about how much diggity is allowed around here
Justin Minaya news:
Took off from San Jose, California, United States.
the new season of great british bake off begins on channel 4 at 3PM ET if you need something tactile to look forward to
Donna is spitting facts here
A calf injury will sideline Alex Sarr for the rest of EuroBasket, the French national team announced.
Wild
SCORIGAMI, PART 4: THE FUTURE 88 minutes | color this is the one we're showing at sva theatre on wednesday so if you've got tickets you may want to hold off for now www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...
Way to lean into the bit!
Because one executive turned to another executive and said hey do you want a billion dollars and he said sure
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
#wethefurthernorth
At least I'm doing it right
If all football games were like this I would watch them
Absolutely ridiculous stat, shame on you
A SLAMBALL LONG TWO?! #sports #kofie #kofiewhy
“It looks like the qbs hand was moving forward when the ball came out” “Woof woof woof” *chuckling “we’ll see if there’s conclusive..” “Woof woof woof” “Well, I’m not sure..” “Woof woof woof” *throws headphones across room “Woof woof woof” “You know what, this network is a joke..” “Woof w
"People are saying this is a ‘gap year’ for the Pacers. We don’t view it that way. That’s never been how we’ve operated." What exactly will this season be for the Pacers? www.forbes.com/sites/tonyea...
The Covington/ Powell trade
BREAKING: We're getting word that Bill Belichick will start super senior Bom Trady at QB in the 2nd half.
Looks like an 80s music video.
I don't know what's real and what's a joke anymore.
Well those players also very rarely changed teams
Has anybody come out and accused immigrants of killing him yet?
Wait.... Does that mean spaghettios is actually correct?
TIL ravioli singular is a raviolo
here ya go
@foldablehuman.bsky.social Is this real?
Jeremy Lin announces his retirement from basketball www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/jer...
He fixed it
Brilliant
I'll never forget where I was the night of the 4th Kevin Durant trade
#NewspapersInComics Source: Superman #51 I love hidden jokes in newspapers. Mike Carlin was the editor of this issue and Jerry Ordway was the writer and artist.
So what you're saying is overdose awareness day is so obscure even people trying to start and overdose awareness day don't know about it?
Sensual baseball is back and the Phils are plugging
I was today years old when I realized how to go is a food pun
Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
Keith beat me to this but ... yeah. Thinks something got lost in translation but an actual torn hamstring is YIKES.
But does either one come in the same count as a pack of hot dogs?
anyway here’s a picture of me admiring Weird Al
Let the poor man sleep in peace
WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking? ME: When a squirrel says he needs to bust a nut, does he mean he's hungry or horny HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
The IRS wants Americans to weigh in on Direct File, the agency's free tax filing program. We already know Direct File has been widely popular and successful. The program could save Americans billions annually between filing fees and time costs. www.irs.gov/newsroom/irs...
Is this a dig at SGA or the specific photograph?
Because they need health insurance?
This is not a compliment
me until the formation lap at Zandvoort
SLEEPING OREGON STATE FAN YOU ARE TONIGHTS FAN OF THE WEEK YOUR PRIZE IS EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF YOU AT WORK TOMORROW
Just remembered to cancel my NBA League Pass. I'll get BlazerVision again for Blazers games and grab League Pass when the Black Friday deal rolls around for like $50. *Reminder you'll be auto charged $109.99 on 9/19 for League Pass if you had it last year and didn't cancel. #RipCity #Blazers #NBA
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nothing like a saturday of labor day weekend newsdump, but no time like the present: I wrote a book, and it’s available for pre-purchase! linktr.ee/artbutmakeit...
Do we college scoragami? Cuz I feel like that would be done by now
Literally anything about American politics in 2025 that 2012 you would have believed?
Dance Dance Theme School of Dance Theme
can’t remember if I posted this at the time it was crafted but just came across it again and 🥹🥹🥹 this is what it’s all about
The Jalen brunson spelling is my favorite
Trae Young is extension eligible. Atlanta reportedly wants to evaluate their new roster before inking Young to a new deal. That comes with a lot of risk, mostly for the Hawks. For @spotrac.com's Next Contract Series, I looked at the options for Young and the Hawks: www.spotrac.com/news/_/id/29...
lot of people here already hooked
Agreed there is zero reason to show someone vomiting on screen
The multi view feature on YouTubeTV is cool and all. It’s just. I’ve spent many years perfecting my two tvs, laptop, phone screen method. Where’s the whimsy.
They call Chuck Martin "Caesar" Because he be dressin'
Thank you Houston Christian. Nice win.
OH MY GOD, MINNESOTA
Deni went for 20 9 and 2 and was +23 for is team in a win via Iceland
It took me a second to realize that you were being pejorative and people aren't actually dressing up as like Sam amick or something
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
