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I *KNEW* it. We all died, and this is a simulation!!! Sucks that I had a drug problem, though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...
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I *KNEW* it. We all died, and this is a simulation!!! Sucks that I had a drug problem, though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Amazing
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She's really the one with power on the right
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I've seen at least 3 fake "tribute" songs purportedly written by major artists that are so obviously fake. And simply clicking on the YouTube description or a quick Google proves them as such And when pointed out the response has 3 times been: It's a nice thought, why you gotta be so negative?
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This will be in my brain, burrowing around for a LONG time. I just can't get it out, or see it dropping into the subconscious anytime soon. This guy said "just kill 'em". About people. Due to (from his deranged brain) having mental health issues or drug issues. Just. Kill. Them. On TV...
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I was thinking it'd take the full weekend to get there, but they're getting more efficient. :-(
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That clup is gonna be in my head for a long time. Like, what the actual fuck??? He said the words, "just kill 'em". About people. They haven't invented words to cover my feelings on this. None of them come close to describing the combination of shock, anger, and sadness I feel simultaneously.
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"How dare you call me a Nazi?" "Hey, how's the construction of those involuntary euthenasia rooms coming along?"
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Be careful, maybe if you nail it, and get the exact perfect hand pose, you drop dead on the spot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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We need to look at our trade schools (3.5 years) and find out how these electricians and plumbers are turning out youth to violent extremist killers.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure Donnie will have strong words for his dinner buddy the next time they hang.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
"I typed in what is a groyp" and I bailed. I'm not ready. Need to get home tonight, have a drink, and then kick myself in the dick a few times first.
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Finally, Drumpf and I share feelings on a topic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I'm sure it was just an oopsie, and he's gonna spend a weekend in detention, and pray on it.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Going back to his video the other day to hunt down and prosecute everyone involved ... This guy's family on the hook? Or nah? We just gonna pray on it?
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh, Trump and I have something in common after all. An complete lack of shits to give about Charlie Kirk. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it was bound to happen.
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They just haven't figured out how to twist it to leftist interference in this previously godly, good boy.
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Friggin socialist health care, dagnabit!!!!
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The same Grok that was saying Kirk was fine, it was a hoax?
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
It really doesn't make sense for them to find them at this point. The narrative is stronger without any facts.
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Poor old dotard is losing his hearing as well as his marbles
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"Naughty Bibi, Bad Bibi... Anyhow. Carry on."
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Thoughts and Prayers. That's all I got. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Dest ain't best.
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70s aesthetics were so orgy centric.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
They never think about the words they use and in which order... So, Tucker... Where does your extensive knowledge of legitimate gay sex come from?
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Slanker?
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
If Jimbob were 30years older he'd have been getting his news from the National Enquirer.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
So I was kinda skeptical when the new seasons came out, thinking, come on, this is silly, it ended, let it rest I was wrong. Dexter as a concept is super silly, so it doesn't break anything to keep going, and after the last a few episodes ... Just never stop. I'll watch em all. Silly fun.
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Sprinkle some crack on em after
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Also, to the headline itself, I was unaware that RFK was transitioning to a black woman and trying to ask white folks to lay off soda and chips. Good for him, though!
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Cmon Oliver, join us...
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Also, if they're funded by a large org, they're not "independent"
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Yeah, that doesn't help me out at all... These people are ghouls
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Well we can all rest easy now that the big issue of 2025 is settled and resume only going to Cracker Barrel once a decade.
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I was told these folks hated communism and big government
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We're the baddies
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We're the baddies.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Red has a boner there. They get off on this shit. Smug looking fuck.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
"alpha" men.
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Is their plan to just "Add a Zero" to every number?
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This is NOT the list I want to be on. Phew.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Something something Biden something something too old something something dotard something something person woman man camera TV.
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I wonder if the app he and his son use alerts them every time Mikey Boy gets his collar yanked and heels like a good little slave.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time they use the "Clinton is probably in there too", I'm like ..
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
They went from "criminals" to "everyone" pretty damn quick... Not that a lot of us ever thought they MEANT criminals in the first place, but still. Less than 6 months
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His makeup makes him look like an American Boy doll
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That man has achieved full zen for at least the next 5 years.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Without the sound, it looks like Will Farrell is doing his Harry Carey bit.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Between baseball team names and Coca Cola ingredients, I know for sure that he's locked down a couple voted back in my home town...
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But he just won the member-member tourney at his golf course in NJ, in between calls. He's so vibrant and energetic!!!!
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Insane episode. Loved it. That glue peel was... Strangely amazing.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
While the CEO class gets this version...
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
And I'm not even sure any regular folks will ever have access to the "good" AI... We'll get this version...
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
It's none of my business, but...
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
It's wild that even the handlers are now high on their own supply of bullshit. You say something enough, even when you know it's a lie, and eventually it rewires your brain...
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Have an ugly baby? Sick of puking when you look at their stupid, hideous face? Glow them up with our software!!!
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And some snow shoes. The weather is wild up there
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Probably a journalist with a big platform should look into it or something. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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You also got a love a room of dead silence for the "comedic angle" guy. Every time.
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He's got some President Snow vibes .. just a giant stinking puss filled ozze covered asshole covered up with makeup and perfumes.
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This guys describing a world where the term CEO replaced the term King. No thanks.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Johnson's Trump is a Schroedingers President.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Mikey woke up today and took that mask completely off. Gilead, here we come.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Daddy doesn't like it when we don't do as we're told
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America FIRST, Donnie... Why you out there force photoing an ENGLISH football club? What's next, the Cricket team to the WH? /s
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*CNBC...
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is CNN interviewing Colin Robinson?
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This guy has real Colin Robinson vibes.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
This dude and Paxton are WILD. The skeletons seem to be coming out, and the gymnastics their supporters will do to OK them is gonna be a hoot to watch
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Also, where are the managers/owners of these places that hired illegals and CHILDREN to work? If it's illegal, it's illegal, no?
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Burn em all.
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I would ask him what the opposite of that is, and then... Is THAT a good thing?
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I would ask him what the opposite of that is, and then... Is THAT a good thing?
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I used to laugh when my uncle called me and SJW... (Social Justice Warrior) Like... Thanks?
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I used to laugh when my uncle called me and SJW... (Social Justice Warrior) Like... Thanks?
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He isn't mediocre, obviously he had/has a level of coding/business sense that got him his billions, but like, LOTS of his "cohorts" are really, really, exceptionally mediocre... At best.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, it's obviously because Trump is the lead actor... The Trump bunp.
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Also, maga is gonna blame Obama/Biden... But it was Obama and Trump's FEMA that approved em, and I'm fine with both getting the heat. Cuz Barry ain't my god... But maga gonna Dem/bogeyman this 24/7
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I don't think I can look at the crocodile tears from those Texas/camp officials for one more fucking second. They can fuckin rot.
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Doing book pub events : playing rock concerts :: having a glass of wine and passing out watching Midsomer Murders in your 40s : taking a 3 day weekend bender on a stag-do in your 20s
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Doh, 71-91
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.... And they finished 68-94, slightly better than 5-14... But not much
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Also, I like my heads of secret police to at least speak without slurring/mumbling half the words so I can understand clearly which rights he's shitting on.
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Same w crack and heroine. No worries until us whities find it. We're just slow adopters. Copycats. Uboriginal.
pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent
We did it!!! We ended civil rights!!! Congratulations everyone, we can now reap what we've sown.
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This will SURELY win them the favor the king!!! Glory days and smooth sailing ahead.
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We're all:
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But a weather alarm is just too controversial to get consensus on.