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@pleming.bsky.social

Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...

created May 9, 2023

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Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

I *KNEW* it. We all died, and this is a simulation!!! Sucks that I had a drug problem, though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

15/9/2025, 9:23:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing

14/9/2025, 9:04:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's really the one with power on the right

14/9/2025, 9:02:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've seen at least 3 fake "tribute" songs purportedly written by major artists that are so obviously fake. And simply clicking on the YouTube description or a quick Google proves them as such And when pointed out the response has 3 times been: It's a nice thought, why you gotta be so negative?

14/9/2025, 4:09:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will be in my brain, burrowing around for a LONG time. I just can't get it out, or see it dropping into the subconscious anytime soon. This guy said "just kill 'em". About people. Due to (from his deranged brain) having mental health issues or drug issues. Just. Kill. Them. On TV...

14/9/2025, 1:36:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was thinking it'd take the full weekend to get there, but they're getting more efficient. :-(

14/9/2025, 1:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That clup is gonna be in my head for a long time. Like, what the actual fuck??? He said the words, "just kill 'em". About people. They haven't invented words to cover my feelings on this. None of them come close to describing the combination of shock, anger, and sadness I feel simultaneously.

14/9/2025, 1:10:38 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"How dare you call me a Nazi?" "Hey, how's the construction of those involuntary euthenasia rooms coming along?"

13/9/2025, 6:28:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be careful, maybe if you nail it, and get the exact perfect hand pose, you drop dead on the spot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

13/9/2025, 6:25:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

We need to look at our trade schools (3.5 years) and find out how these electricians and plumbers are turning out youth to violent extremist killers.

12/9/2025, 10:49:55 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure Donnie will have strong words for his dinner buddy the next time they hang.

12/9/2025, 10:27:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

"I typed in what is a groyp" and I bailed. I'm not ready. Need to get home tonight, have a drink, and then kick myself in the dick a few times first.

12/9/2025, 7:41:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally, Drumpf and I share feelings on a topic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

12/9/2025, 7:33:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure it was just an oopsie, and he's gonna spend a weekend in detention, and pray on it.

12/9/2025, 5:42:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Going back to his video the other day to hunt down and prosecute everyone involved ... This guy's family on the hook? Or nah? We just gonna pray on it?

12/9/2025, 5:36:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Huh, Trump and I have something in common after all. An complete lack of shits to give about Charlie Kirk. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it was bound to happen.

12/9/2025, 4:48:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They just haven't figured out how to twist it to leftist interference in this previously godly, good boy.

12/9/2025, 4:35:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Friggin socialist health care, dagnabit!!!!

12/9/2025, 4:31:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

The same Grok that was saying Kirk was fine, it was a hoax?

12/9/2025, 10:34:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

It really doesn't make sense for them to find them at this point. The narrative is stronger without any facts.

12/9/2025, 3:11:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor old dotard is losing his hearing as well as his marbles

11/9/2025, 11:50:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

"Naughty Bibi, Bad Bibi... Anyhow. Carry on."

10/9/2025, 10:06:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and Prayers. That's all I got. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

10/9/2025, 8:56:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Dest ain't best.

6/9/2025, 10:42:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

70s aesthetics were so orgy centric.

4/9/2025, 3:38:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

They never think about the words they use and in which order... So, Tucker... Where does your extensive knowledge of legitimate gay sex come from?

4/9/2025, 2:08:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Slanker?

3/9/2025, 2:03:07 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

If Jimbob were 30years older he'd have been getting his news from the National Enquirer.

3/9/2025, 1:59:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

So I was kinda skeptical when the new seasons came out, thinking, come on, this is silly, it ended, let it rest I was wrong. Dexter as a concept is super silly, so it doesn't break anything to keep going, and after the last a few episodes ... Just never stop. I'll watch em all. Silly fun.

3/9/2025, 12:16:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sprinkle some crack on em after

2/9/2025, 11:06:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, to the headline itself, I was unaware that RFK was transitioning to a black woman and trying to ask white folks to lay off soda and chips. Good for him, though!

2/9/2025, 12:11:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Cmon Oliver, join us...

2/9/2025, 12:10:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, if they're funded by a large org, they're not "independent"

1/9/2025, 3:12:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, that doesn't help me out at all... These people are ghouls

27/8/2025, 4:22:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Well we can all rest easy now that the big issue of 2025 is settled and resume only going to Cracker Barrel once a decade.

26/8/2025, 11:05:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

I was told these folks hated communism and big government

26/8/2025, 12:15:08 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 5:04:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're the baddies

23/8/2025, 3:34:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 3:32:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

We're the baddies.

23/8/2025, 3:29:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Red has a boner there. They get off on this shit. Smug looking fuck.

22/8/2025, 11:08:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"alpha" men.

12/8/2025, 11:01:23 AM | 724 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 1:49:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Is their plan to just "Add a Zero" to every number?

1/8/2025, 1:51:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 5:53:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is NOT the list I want to be on. Phew.

29/7/2025, 1:58:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Something something Biden something something too old something something dotard something something person woman man camera TV.

27/7/2025, 4:43:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 4:13:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if the app he and his son use alerts them every time Mikey Boy gets his collar yanked and heels like a good little slave.

23/7/2025, 12:30:30 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time they use the "Clinton is probably in there too", I'm like ..

23/7/2025, 12:28:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

They went from "criminals" to "everyone" pretty damn quick... Not that a lot of us ever thought they MEANT criminals in the first place, but still. Less than 6 months

23/7/2025, 12:25:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 5:58:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

His makeup makes him look like an American Boy doll

22/7/2025, 2:53:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That man has achieved full zen for at least the next 5 years.

22/7/2025, 2:43:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Without the sound, it looks like Will Farrell is doing his Harry Carey bit.

22/7/2025, 12:00:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Between baseball team names and Coca Cola ingredients, I know for sure that he's locked down a couple voted back in my home town...

20/7/2025, 3:54:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 5:08:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoy

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18/7/2025, 5:04:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he just won the member-member tourney at his golf course in NJ, in between calls. He's so vibrant and energetic!!!!

18/7/2025, 11:56:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Insane episode. Loved it. That glue peel was... Strangely amazing.

17/7/2025, 4:05:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

While the CEO class gets this version...

17/7/2025, 3:00:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

And I'm not even sure any regular folks will ever have access to the "good" AI... We'll get this version...

17/7/2025, 2:59:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

It's none of my business, but...

17/7/2025, 2:56:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

It's wild that even the handlers are now high on their own supply of bullshit. You say something enough, even when you know it's a lie, and eventually it rewires your brain...

17/7/2025, 1:49:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have an ugly baby? Sick of puking when you look at their stupid, hideous face? Glow them up with our software!!!

16/7/2025, 9:23:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And some snow shoes. The weather is wild up there

16/7/2025, 8:00:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably a journalist with a big platform should look into it or something. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

16/7/2025, 2:05:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

You also got a love a room of dead silence for the "comedic angle" guy. Every time.

16/7/2025, 12:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's got some President Snow vibes .. just a giant stinking puss filled ozze covered asshole covered up with makeup and perfumes.

15/7/2025, 11:44:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

This guys describing a world where the term CEO replaced the term King. No thanks.

15/7/2025, 3:32:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Johnson's Trump is a Schroedingers President.

15/7/2025, 3:26:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mikey woke up today and took that mask completely off. Gilead, here we come.

15/7/2025, 3:25:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daddy doesn't like it when we don't do as we're told

14/7/2025, 2:47:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America FIRST, Donnie... Why you out there force photoing an ENGLISH football club? What's next, the Cricket team to the WH? /s

14/7/2025, 1:12:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/7/2025, 1:09:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*CNBC...

14/7/2025, 1:06:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is CNN interviewing Colin Robinson?

14/7/2025, 1:05:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy has real Colin Robinson vibes.

14/7/2025, 12:56:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

This dude and Paxton are WILD. The skeletons seem to be coming out, and the gymnastics their supporters will do to OK them is gonna be a hoot to watch

14/7/2025, 12:17:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, where are the managers/owners of these places that hired illegals and CHILDREN to work? If it's illegal, it's illegal, no?

14/7/2025, 11:51:32 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Burn em all.

12/7/2025, 6:55:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

I would ask him what the opposite of that is, and then... Is THAT a good thing?

12/7/2025, 6:02:43 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

I would ask him what the opposite of that is, and then... Is THAT a good thing?

12/7/2025, 6:02:30 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to laugh when my uncle called me and SJW... (Social Justice Warrior) Like... Thanks?

12/7/2025, 6:01:52 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to laugh when my uncle called me and SJW... (Social Justice Warrior) Like... Thanks?

12/7/2025, 6:01:25 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He isn't mediocre, obviously he had/has a level of coding/business sense that got him his billions, but like, LOTS of his "cohorts" are really, really, exceptionally mediocre... At best.

12/7/2025, 1:39:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, it's obviously because Trump is the lead actor... The Trump bunp.

12/7/2025, 12:45:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, maga is gonna blame Obama/Biden... But it was Obama and Trump's FEMA that approved em, and I'm fine with both getting the heat. Cuz Barry ain't my god... But maga gonna Dem/bogeyman this 24/7

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12/7/2025, 11:51:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think I can look at the crocodile tears from those Texas/camp officials for one more fucking second. They can fuckin rot.

12/7/2025, 11:47:57 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doing book pub events : playing rock concerts :: having a glass of wine and passing out watching Midsomer Murders in your 40s : taking a 3 day weekend bender on a stag-do in your 20s

12/7/2025, 3:41:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doh, 71-91

11/7/2025, 3:18:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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.... And they finished 68-94, slightly better than 5-14... But not much

11/7/2025, 3:16:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, I like my heads of secret police to at least speak without slurring/mumbling half the words so I can understand clearly which rights he's shitting on.

11/7/2025, 3:10:23 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pleming (@pleming.bsky.social) reply parent

Same w crack and heroine. No worries until us whities find it. We're just slow adopters. Copycats. Uboriginal.

11/7/2025, 3:00:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We did it!!! We ended civil rights!!! Congratulations everyone, we can now reap what we've sown.

11/7/2025, 2:43:22 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will SURELY win them the favor the king!!! Glory days and smooth sailing ahead.

11/7/2025, 2:08:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm 25, like this totally normal dude...

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11/7/2025, 2:01:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're all:

11/7/2025, 12:18:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/7/2025, 11:53:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But a weather alarm is just too controversial to get consensus on.

10/7/2025, 10:06:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view