Chris
@pnoodles.bsky.social
ADHD brained retro tech geek. Lapsed obsessed cyclist, hip-hop afficanado. Englishman staying in the beautiful Scottish Borders via East Midlands & Isle of Man. Food safety inspector by day, cat dad by night. Posting cat pics to save the world! He/him.
created August 3, 2023
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Drew Mackie (@drewgmackie.bsky.social) reposted
A bullshit urban legend would have you believe that Golden Axe’s voice samples come from death row inmates. In reality, two come from Conan the Barbarian and two from Rambo: First Blood. I want to find the rest! www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/golden-...
Retro Tech Dreams (@retrotechdreams.bsky.social) reposted
Please remember to register WinZip
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Bi-valves.
Notorious RBMK (@comraderobot.bsky.social) reposted
yes i am sure
Bash (@bashthebox.bsky.social) reposted
Finished this for a customer today - did most of the install before back holiday weekend but had some paint touch ups to do. Love seeing my work once it's all loaded up and in use, and is yet another reminder to 25 year old bash to NOT ABANDON YOUR SODDING VINYL COLLECTION YOU IDIOT
David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted
So long, A23a. 🥹
WHAT A FUCKING RECORD (@whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social) reposted
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Matthew Highton (@matthighton.bsky.social) reposted
You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
macnult (@macnult.com) reposted
sorry for getting political but watching ocean waves crash onto the shore is way better than whatever else is supposed to be happening
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
I cannot believe what a monumental wanker he has turned out to be. I didn't have very high hopes but never expected so much hardcore fascist shit, beyond depressing.
New Scientist (@newscientist.com) reposted
Surprising discoveries about the species responsible for 90 per cent of mushroom-related deaths is revealing the fungi kingdom to be even stranger than we had thought.
Saul Staniforth (@saulstaniforth.bsky.social) reposted
Kevin Maguire: "If you're put up in a hotel & you get meals you get £10/wk.. all these terrible myths.. free iPads.. myths & lies have gone mainstream & we've got to challenge them.. we've gone back to the worst aspects of the 1970s where racism is becoming mainstream" Well said
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
They like lovely fresh washing too.
DOKI DOKI CRT PANIC (@crtpixel.bsky.social) reposted
MEGA MAN X2 CAPCOM 1994 SNES
Nick Harkaway (@nickharkaway.com) reposted
I would like to think they’ll draw the right conclusions from this. I don’t.
Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) reposted
The Aussie press not holding back when it comes to its coverage of neo-Nazis.
Jason Sinclair (@jsinclair.bsky.social) reposted
They have lost their fucking minds.
Alison Fisk (@alisonfisk.bsky.social) reposted
Gorgeous glass gaming pieces from the Late British Iron Age. This unique set of 24 coloured glass domes with a flattened base and spiral decoration may have been used for a game similar to ludo some 2,000 years ago. British Museum 📷 by me #Archaeology
sasha ↙︎↙︎↙︎ 🌹🏴 (@2damntrans.bsky.social) reposted
"On trans issues." He was telling people to physically assault us.
Adam Bienkov (@adambienkov.bsky.social) reposted
Telling that you only get questions like this from regional BBC journalists, as opposed to the "are you also frightened asylum seekers will assault your daughters, PM?" questions now levelled by their national colleagues
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup.
Jim Caris (@jimcaris.bsky.social) reposted
It's the Greens or nothing
demotivational speaker. 💕 (@heysita.bsky.social) reposted
The White House will issue a statement at today at 2 PM, with all roads to Walter Reed hospital closed. Melania was reportedly seen yesterday taking a “tour” of Walter Reed.
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Trippin.
Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted
Good morning!! New Kneecap track just dropped! It goes very hard!!
Joolia Ghoulia (@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social) reposted
Let's not fool ourselves. Monday will always find us
Guy Pradel (@pradaldi.bsky.social) reposted
New product on my shop, The Longest Cat. This is a set of four stamps to create cute mutant cats. guypradel.fr/produit/the-...
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Gave em a couple of rattan balls infused with silver vine just before this which is why she looks like she's off her face 😂
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it definitely was a turning point.
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social)
She's a doofus, but she's MY doofus 🥰
Michael Carlson (@micarlson.bsky.social) reposted
You could argue the moment it was Brown who was castigated by virtually all the media for calling a racist a racist which started the right-wing lurch thru coalition, austerity, cowardly surrender to UKIP referendum, brexit, Boris, clown question reporting, and now Reform dominating media and Labour
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, always thought that was the touch paper for all this shite.
Sabir Zazai (@sabirzazai.bsky.social) reposted
The path to safety is not paved with fear. It’s built through compassion. Over the past few weeks, like many others, I’ve felt the personal and professional weight of rising anti-refugee sentiment. When one community lives in fear, we all live in fear. This moment calls for courage and leadership.
The National (@scotnational.bsky.social) reposted
On the final day of our Refugees Are Welcome series, Scottish Refugee Council CEO Sabir Zazai writes about the 10 things we can do in Scotland to turn the tide on anti-refugee sentiment 👇
Humanists UK (@humanists.uk) reposted
So, what does the 'human' in 'humanism' refer to, anyway? Well... this! 👇🏻👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿
Matthew Highton (@matthighton.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's 2pm announcement:
Yaroslava (@strategywoman.bsky.social) reposted
Greetings from Kyiv, where the air raid alert has been ongoing for three hours. Drones. I’m furious that children have to spend their second day of school in shelters.
Henry Morris (@mrhenrymorris.substack.com) reposted
Yvette, I'm confused.
Des (@desdelboy.bsky.social) reposted
Morning all. Liverpool 1983. Photographer Martin Parr.
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social)
I miss Gordon Brown, he can spot a bigot and he's blind in one eye.
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss Gordon Brown, that man can spot a bigot and he's blind in one eye.
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss Gordon Brown, that man can spot a bigot.
Susie Dent (@susiedent.com) reposted
An ‘ultracrepidarian’ (19th century) is one who loves to give their opinion, at length, on matters they know nothing about.
Record Store Day UK (@recordstoredayuk.bsky.social) reposted
Record shops aren’t just for buying records - they’re some of the UK’s busiest live music spaces! Over 4,000 gigs will happen this year, from debuts to album launches. Fans get closer to the artists they love. 🤝 👉What’s YOUR favourite live moment in a record shop? #livemusic #supportlocal
Working Class History (@workingclasshistory.com) reposted
#OtD 2 Sep 1962 Oswald Mosley and his fascist blackshirts tried to hold a meeting in east London while the British National Party attempted to assemble nearby. Both were attacked by anti-fascist locals. Mosley's meeting collapsed and he fled www.patreon.com/posts/e37b-6...
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
She was proper buried in my dirty clothes 😂. Luckily for her I washed all my socks and pants yesterday.
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a wee tweak to the name of the place to put 'Power' in the middle.
Adam Kucharski (@adamjkucharski.bsky.social) reposted
Results so stunningly clear they inspired this classic xkcd (xkcd.com/2400/):
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
When I passed my test there were no such gadgets and I was working in an area where you HAD to be able to parallel park - those skills have never left me.
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social)
Wondered why the laundry basket was so heavy, she was fully in with the lid closed 😂.
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social)
This is the absolute scum that Labour are pandering to, we should wave our stupid flags and be proud of these 'patriots'? I think not.
Real Gaz on a proper bike: gazza_d@toot.bike (@gazza-d.bsky.social) reposted
Once again this video shows that the problem is out of control thick white rude people. They're the danger and the problem, not the polite businessman being interviewed. People like that make me ashamed to be british.
Yakhunt (@yakhunt.net) reposted
Every day is 'Platty Joobs' in her gaff. Ridiculous twat.
Dr Keith Wilson 💭 (@keithwilson.eu) reposted
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social)
Adam Bienkov (@adambienkov.bsky.social) reposted
Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
Des (@desdelboy.bsky.social) reposted
Tuesday
Rick (@flipchartrick.bsky.social) reposted
Cracking piece. This bit nailed it.
Sunder Katwala (sundersays) (@sundersays.bsky.social) reposted
(Exaggerated) "fears of mass unrest" were not realised. 3 disorderly attempts at violence (Hillingdon/Heathrow, Cheshunt, Canary Wharf) led to 10 arrests. 30 small protests. But one protest (Hillingdon) had 300-500 people: 1 in 10 protests (Falkirk, Braintree, Cheshunt) had 200+ Most <100
Rick (@flipchartrick.bsky.social) reposted
Nottingham Post standing up to the bullies. www.nottinghampost.com/news/news-op...
Linda (@linda2.bsky.social) reposted
As my day unfolds with great gusto, here is a Starling against a #BlueSky for #BirdoftheDay by @alan678.bsky.social . They are so colourful and iridescent in their beauty. Have a good day. 😊 #UKWildlife #UKbirding #Birds #Ornithology #Nature #Photography
WholesomeMemes (@wholesomememe.bsky.social) reposted
Blue Heron Farm (@blueheronfarm.bsky.social) reposted
I forgot to share this earlier today!
Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Gef the Toking Mongoose (@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social) reposted
i think the bigfoots don't want to be found because they know we would put them to work
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
Madhu Pai, MD, PhD (@madhupai.bsky.social) reposted
Public health today is under attack, but nobody is rushing to save it Why? When public health works, NOTHING happens - bad things are prevented and nobody even knows Because the successes are not visible, people take it for granted Public health must communicate our successes We must be visible
Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ (@sharkabytes.bsky.social) reposted
Oh hey, happy 30th birthday, Rayman! Leaping into action for the first time on PlayStation on September 1st, 1995! Still such a pretty game <3
i8cherrypie (@i8cherrypie.bsky.social) reposted
Oh yeah, I even bought my first Vinyl!
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
They are 😊
Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I'll give that a watch. Think I've seen a fan edit at some point.
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social)
Lord of the Rings rewatch. Theatrical cuts. UHD. Beautiful.
Adam B-K (@abkdigs.bsky.social) reposted
Some very pleasing clouds in between the showers earlier 😍 #yorkshire #wolds #weather #clouds #beautiful #sky #rain #potatoes #field #outdoor #job #photography
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Keeping my feet warm.
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
I just hung my washing out 😫
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social)
It's that time of the day that Roxy comes for a snuggle and demands scritches. I'm off today Roxocube, plenty of time for fuss!
James Ball (@jamesrball.com) reposted
Getting a lot of “every month someone says Bluesky is dying lol” responses. Here’s the number of accounts that posted to Bluesky on the last day of every month this year: Jan: 1,060,541 Feb: 1,032,002 March: 861,309 April: 813,441 May: 674,088 June: 695,699 July: 686,058 Aug: 604,333 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
🌷☀️idspispopd🌙🥀 (@bhaalspawn.bsky.social) reposted
My dad has asked me if I have an old phone charger for my mum’s 2008 Canon camera. I mean… I better fetch my machete to get through this jungle… *Indy music plays* 🤠
Merchant Adventurers’ Hall (@merchantshallyork.org) reposted
It's 1st September, it's meteorological autumn, the kids have gone back to school and leaves have started to fall. You know what that means? Spooky season! Bring out the skulls!
Scottish Greens (@scottishgreens.org) reposted
Morning commuters from Glasgow to Edinburgh will see their fares drop by 48% today. Scottish Greens, trade unions and commuters worked together to demand the removal of peak rail fares. Today, peak rail fares are scrapped for good!
Mari Rochelle🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ⚢ 💙🧬☮️🗳️ (she/her) ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜🌶️ (@mari-rochelle.bsky.social) reposted
Somewhere in Iceland.
Charlotte Lydia Riley (@lottelydia.bsky.social) reposted
The “British person” in this instance was me; I do find it deeply amusing that, as well as being extremely racist about British Indians and their role in British food culture, this America has managed to name the curry that was most famously created in Britain
chiller (@thechiller.bsky.social) reposted
Pick up your clogs and smash the fucking thing. :-)
Chris (@pnoodles.bsky.social)
This may not be optimal for PC cooling, but it's perfect for loaf proving.
The National (@scotnational.bsky.social) reposted
The Northern Lights are set to be visible across parts the UK tonight. Here is where and when you can spot them 👀
Museum Bums (@museumbums.bsky.social) reposted
An important reminder for a Monday morning: don't work too hard, management will just reward you with more work 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums Sisyphus, doomed to forever roll his boulder up a mountain, on a 510BCE amphora from Greece, now at the British Museum
Durotriges Dig (@durotrigesdig.bsky.social) reposted
A swaggeringly self-satisfied swan 🦢 strutting her funky stuff at the centre of a 4th century #Roman mosaic from Barton Farm #Gloucestershire Found in 1824 and on display in the ever wonderful @coriniummuseum.bsky.social 📷 August 2022 Be more swan this September #MosaicMonday
FragnificentKW (@fragnificentkw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I didn’t make this, but it pretty much sums it up
Cool Bike Art (@coolbikeart1.bsky.social) reposted
Kindergarten school bus, Taiwan ca. 1950s
Peter Christian (@manxmannin.bsky.social) reposted
A first for me! Clouded Yellow Butterflies today on the #isleofman 🇮🇲 #rarity
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
Incredible scenes in Genoa, Italy as 50,000 people join a procession to bid farewell to the boats joining the Global Sumud Flotilla to Gaza. Over 50 boats from 44 countries, loaded with 100s of tons of food aid, have set sail to Gaza to attempt to break the Israeli siege. (📸 Hidden Palestine)
Hildur Knútsdóttir (@hildur.bsky.social) reposted
When I say something stupid here I often think about just deleting the post out of embarrassment but then I always decide not to, because you know what? Even people who own exceptionally beautiful dogs can be stupid on social media. Let’s normalise it.
Rob Ralston (@policyrelevant.bsky.social) reposted
average nitrogen dioxide levels have fallen 50 percent in Paris thanks to regulation and public policy shows what can be achieved by political actors that are brave enough to challenge vested interests and prioritize public health and wellbeing
LukeBMTB (@lukebmtb.bsky.social) reposted
Lunchtime walk. Swallow over the South Downs near Truleigh Hill. In a valley with strong head winds so it slowed them down - which worked well for me trying to follow their flight paths with a long, narrow field of view, lens. #birds #nature #wildlife
Sassylass25 🏴💜 (@sassylass25.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And don't anybody say Pussycat Dolls Don't ruin the moment lol It's just so perfect Their poise their distance and how their fur interacts with the carpet colour