lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
I never claimed to. Jesus dude. If you want to know if there’s audio available, go look at the website.
Cardinals fan. Also fuck John Fisher. #SellTheTeam. Other sports are boring.
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view profile on Bluesky lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
I never claimed to. Jesus dude. If you want to know if there’s audio available, go look at the website.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I posted a screenshot of the website?? If you want to see if they posted the audio or full transcript, I welcome you to visit the website.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d check the Daily Caller, as it says in the skeet
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently he did an hour long interview with the Daily Caller on Friday afternoon
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing feels better than being stressed out and taking a break to smoke a cigarette and immediately feeling the stress evaporate
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
He did an hour long Daily Caller interview on Friday afternoon. I have no doubt the DC will always paint things in the best light for Trump, but I cannot imagine that they’d sit on a scoop that he’s incapacitated or showing obvious signs of a stroke
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
On Friday he did an Oval Office interview with the Daily Caller
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it screenshotted anywhere?? Would love to see
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting GOT and Lost on the same level of the other shows is bizarre. They both went downhill so hard and so fast after 3 or 4 seasons. The others all remained superb throughout.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumb question: why is it like that? Why not open up the market to Chinese EVs?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn’t he own the car dealership on FNL?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
butt hole kissing jokes ftw!!!!
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
In ‘28 the Dem nominee needs to make the GOP Justices into a campaign issue and explicitly campaign on their hypocrisy and promise to break their judicial veto of the any policy they personally dislike. Make every American know and hate the names Roberts, Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, & Barrett
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Releasing MM means not trading Fedde. Even if Fedde can only bring back minor league depth that’s better than releasing MM. they don’t have the depth to ditch both Fedde and and MM during the season.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
But Kennedy’s announcement was just after they finished opinions for the term, right?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there still a chance we get a SCOTUS retirement announcement before next term?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s the original photo?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
The Las Vegas A’s aren’t happening. bcantrill.dtrace.org/2025/06/29/t...
priscilla page (@priscillapage.bsky.social) reposted
can't remember whether I ever shared my essay on Top Gun: Maverick on here, so I'm doing it now
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
We should probably expect a retirement right! Assuming only one retires at a time, Thomas gets one year and Alito the other. Then there’s a chance Dems retake the senate
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Alito or Thomas going to retire?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we expecting Alito to announce he’s retiring soon??
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
lol
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
But just think about how much more money John Henry has b/c of those trades!!!
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
As a secular progressive I didn’t like Ratzinger, but had no idea that the institutional church (or just lots of Cardinals?) felt that way about him. Can you say more about why they thought his papacy was a disaster? I thought that’s what the church would have wanted
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Max (@2xaught7.ing) reposted
"Thank you for your attention to this matter!", he said to his virtual assistant, Siri.
Maxwell Frost (@maxwellfrost.bsky.social) reposted
There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process. This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. You’ve really adopted the NYT philosophy of “there can be no valid criticism of the NYT. And everyone at NYT must circle the wagons when anyone at NYT faces any criticism.”
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a creation of SCOTUS and arguably implicitly endorsed by Congress. Trump can’t do shit with it except lobby Congress to pass a law… He could sure make life shitty for Manfred a number of other ways though
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking wild he played for 16 years. He’s one of the first players that’s stuck in my memory from young childhood. Good for him.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you please say more about interest rates? Or point me in the direction of something to read on it?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Every cardinals fan should tune into this
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Does Nolan Gorman still play for the Cardinals?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
You just love when the other team steals all the bases
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
it would be cool if some members of the mainstream media cared as much about this administration lying about who's running the agency dismantling the federal government as they do about the former president’s age
hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted
oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirts
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Just completely ahistorical. Charlie Brown had hoes level of made up nonsense.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly sit him in favor of Michale “an asshole on my elbow” Siani
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Just cuz MM sucks doesn’t mean they have to do smother defense for each of MM start to Gorman’s detriment #stlcards
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Yes Peterson is a LHP, but why God is Siani starting in CF with VSII in left and Donnie at 2B, instead of Donnie in LF, VSII in CF and Gorman at 2B? Gorman has a 154 OPS+, this is supposed to be a runway year.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Mainstreaming bigotry makes someone a bad person. He is a bad person.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it’s more that a lot of people here, rightfully, think you’re an asshole and they also, correctly, blame you for making trans-bashing acceptable in society. Bluesky isn’t the problem. You are.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Please please please write up the cases for and against each one!!
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
I fucking love VS2
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats DG. Thank you for doing what you do. We’re lucky to have you covering the Cards
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
None of those are the primary arguments for his induction, but in any event why do you get to say what is or is not grounds for induction?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/fphDdSdqI28
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/fphDdSdqI28
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
His control of the running game— the number of stolen base attempts against the Cardinals during his career compared to all other teams is INSANE—should make him a lock.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Ok, granted it makes no sense to have Siani and VS2 on the 26 man, but I am genuinely shocked—in a good way!—that they’re putting Matz in the pen so Libby can be in the rotation! That’s fantastic!
Keker, Van Nest & Peters (@kekerllp.bsky.social) reposted
Our first post is a big one...Statement from Keker, Van Nest & Peters on Trump’s Latest Executive Order “Preventing Abuses of the Legal System and the Federal Court.”
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
See #stlcards, no one is forcing you to give a rotation spot to an overpaid and bad veteran when they’re are young starters with promise. You can put Mikolas in the pen if you want to. Kenta Maeda To Open Season In Tigers’ Bullpen www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/03/kent...
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
It’s wild how all the vile right wingers of the Bay Area have flocked to “moderate Democrat” Loren Taylor
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Sometimes I stop and realize I’m still sort of in shock at how badly the Cardinals have fucked up Jordan Walker’s development. What a shame.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Good luck recruiting when you have mandatory “pro bono” to bully trans kids
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Hahahah. Fuck Paul Weiss. BigLaw is a poison on our country and our planet. #LeastSurprisingThings
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Share vid link pls?
Dan Clyne (@danclyne.bsky.social) reposted
God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
DodgerFanLA (@dodgerfanla.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Seriously wild cover youtu.be/8e-Ip9RagkU?...
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
So, how soon are we trading Fedde to the Yankees??
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Kyle, who will not leave the other place, knows more about the #stlcards farm system than anyone not in the org. This is harsh but fair. And you should definitely read it. www.birdsontheblack.com/post/an-ode-...
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Holy fuck. That Manfred would pressure any owner other Fischer to sell is a fucking travesty. Fuck him. Fuck both of them.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Hmmm #stlcards It’s the Mets and Phillies if this can be believed.
Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted
Bravo to Al Green but it would be nice if y'all would stop sitting there and waiting for Black people to do the work.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Spring training lol 🤪
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
I’m only able to halfway pay attention, but did the Cards just have two TOOTBLANs in one half inning against the Mets?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Hopefully (?) looks like Hence was just getting warmed up during that appearance. Cc @kareemssn.bsky.social
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
How does Jamie Arnold compare to Hagan Smith and Chase Burns?
Marc Hedlund (@marcprecipice.bsky.social) reposted
Here's a little thread of some excellent videos of people punching up this week. First up, the Governor of Maine, Janet Mills, telling Trump, "I'll see you in court," to his face and on video. bsky.app/profile/atru...
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Arnade is at the Free Press!?! LMAO
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Instead it’s yet another season of muddling along, refusing to fully commit to winning or to “reseting”. Another year where fighting for a wild card spot is considered a successful and exciting October. Has BDW realized that the WC race with expanded playoffs means boring teams are competitive?
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
… in his final year. That’s why Fedde hasn’t been traded to make room for Thompson or McGreevey, or Matthews *and* good prospects. And why Helsely hasn’t been traded for even better prospects. It’s why the team isn’t truly committing to the future….
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
6 months ago I was a Mozeliak defender. Not passionately, but I thought the loud Mozeliak hate was over blown. But this wretched winter has converted me. We’re running the same mediocre team (minus Gibson and/or Lynn’s innings) b/c he thinks there’s a tiny chance they’ll make the playoffs …
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
What a fucking disaster of an offseason. #forthelou
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
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lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Hard to argue with Passan. What a waste this winter has been. www.espn.com/mlb/insider/...
Alex Halpern (@halpernalex.bsky.social) reposted
Missourians haven’t folded this badly since Josh Hawley fled the Capitol on January 6th.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
I want Passan to announce Bregman’s signing right at kickoff
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Whoa. I take every criticism I’ve made about the FO this off season. The coup de grace of a brilliant winter.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Anything that does not need to be hooked up to the internet but now is almost always required to be hooked up to the internet: washing machines, electric toothbrushes, TVs, etc.
Andy Campbell (@andybcampbell.bsky.social) reposted
The true purpose of the "DEI" culture war issue on display — it's not about hiring practices/jobs, it's a systematic erasure of civil rights history and progress, and the rights themselves are in danger. Expect to see this affect schools (more than already, anyway). www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
Link: www.baseballprospectus.com/standings/
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
PECOTA standings just got released. They project the #stlcards for 78.6 wins. This would have them finish better than 10th worst, so their lockout of top 10 picks of the ‘26 MLB draft wouldn’t matter. That’s probably best case scenario for ‘25.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
This recipe kicks ass. Best NYT recipe I’ve made in a while. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1025...
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
That Flaherty cannot get more than 2 years seems absurd to me. Teams aren’t trying. Expanded playoffs were a terrible mistake.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
If the outfield is gonna be Donovan, Nootbaar, and Walker, that’s gonna be some real ugly defense.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a team in Minnesota with 26 twins on it!
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
State College PA was the last night of the tour and is another A+ bootleg from that tour. I’m gonna look up Mansfield for my work music today. Thanks
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social) reply parent
For the length of Molina’s career basically no one tried to steal against the Cardinals. It’s absolutely wild. No contemporary catcher came remotely close to controlling the running game the way he did.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Football is so slow and boring. I hate the NFL playoffs and the Super Bowl.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Great, now we just need for either Bregman to accept an offer he already rejected or the Astros to up their offer, the Red Sox to trade Casas, *and* the Red Sox to move their homegrown star on a long term contract from third to first, a move said homegrown star has already rejected.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
I can’t believe they think they can compete this year. Mozeliak is robbing over Bloom and the #stlcards ‘s medium term outlook just to satisfy his own ego.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Well, at least it’s a pretty low bar for Walker to to exceed projections.
Dan Szymborski (@dszymborski.fangraphs.com) reposted
Here's an early look at the ZiPS x @fangraphs.com depth chart for the penultimate team in the ZiPS rundowns, the St. Louis Cardinals.
high king pilnok (@pilnok.dad) reposted
do you live in st louis/Eastern Missouri and want to positively impact local trans youth AND get cookies? I have great news:
Christina Kahrl (@christinakahrl.bsky.social) reposted
I see the paid screamers are freaking out about "there's too many voters!" & "why wasn't it unanimous?" when these are not the biggest problems with #HOF voting. Focus on the positive: Ichiro's in, first ballot. Good, he should be! CC's in, great! Billy Wagner gets his due, love to see it. 1/x
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
This is awesome. You need to listen to this regularly.
lizard king (@poldy-bloom.bsky.social)
Tbh I am excited to see more Melania’s White House Xmas decorations that are inspired by the Saw movies.