MAGA Dude: I am an alpha. We are bringing back traditional masculinity. If you don’t like it, you’re a pussy. Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.

Alpha haha ,my 14 year old would slap the fuck out of that fat head of his ,I'd punch the cunt on sight

I thought these were the people carrying guns around saying "The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun" because they carried a savior complex and fantasized about saving the weak libs from the scary muslim terrorists or whatever.

Poor guy, stuck there all weekend because the family likely said "Suck it up, bitch, we want to see the sights!" All he could do was lock the doors, take some Xanax and pray Jesus would keep him safe. 😂

Reminds me of the macho dude I met while canvassing in NH last year who told me visitors to NYC don’t get out of Penn Station without getting attacked. My man, my mother-in-law in assisted living on the Upper East Side is harder than you.

MAGA Molestation And Grooming Alliance They will throw themselves in the fire to save a molesting child grooming, pedophile Donald Trump. They will do anything they can to anger their ignorant followers using their go to race batting.

MAGA dude living in an area with 3x the crime of New York City: “yeah the city is just so dangerous these days, I try not to visit.”

Jus a smol bean uwu.

What on earth, “people who don’t belong”? That used to be the freaking definition of NYC transplants: people who didn’t fit in anywhere else found their home in NYC. That’s part of the city’s personality. Kirk, go hang out in a suburban mall if you want homogeneity; don’t bother coming back to NYC.

He means not white people ,it's Nazi talk ,I'd never go out if I looked like him ,no offence to down syndrome people but he defo got the look

People who don't belong = whiny butts who need to stay home if they are so afraid of everything.

Fuck off to georgia

Why did he go there then?

It's amazing how MAGA is simultaneously the hard man and the whiney bitch. They are all entitlement and no qualification

From Umberto Eco's essay "Ur-Fascism": "[B]y a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak."

Bullies are always cowards

You're not presenting the whole story here, Max. Some 11 year old boys used his forehead as an outfield fence for their stick ball game. You think you'd survive that?

Lmao

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You should see how quiet tough Bakersfield country boys get when they have to go to Los Angeles. I grew up in Kern County, moved to LA, never felt safer in my life (well up until the whole thing started with ICE). Anytime I look at KC media & there's another murder, I may very well know the victim!

MAGA "alphas" are bitches. They may look the part, but they cannot hang. My nephew is a Ranger Instructor (Black Hat), and he sends me videos. It's fucking beyond hilarious. Testosteroid cosplayers like Pete Hegseth (not a Ranger) and their horseshit doesn't work in the real warrior world.

Except somehow I doubt he said "people of colour".

😅

I lived in NYC for a decade and I can count on one hand the amount of times I was afraid of something that I saw in public. It’s not a scary place if you’re a mature adult human being. It is a scary place if you’re a little Nazi diaper baby who shits himself when The Others are around. Cry more.

Funny you mention him being a diaper baby…… www.orlandoweekly.com/news/charlie...

I moved to NYC when I was 28 and stayed until I was 38. Charlie doesn't fear for his safety in NYC. He just knows he's too lame and New Yorkers will check his ass every time for behaving like the little douchebag weasel he is.

going on 4 years here and the worst I've seen is some teenagers grab some booze and bolt without paying

I don’t know if he still lives in Arizona but you can conceal carry there without a permit and many people do. Roughly four times the rate of gun deaths vs NY state.

I love visiting NYC and have a great time, everytime.

We found another snowflake

Can we just take it as read that middle America's "NYC is dangerous" reaction is, and has long been, "There are lots of non-white people and some even--gasp!--speak languages that aren't English IN PUBLIC?"

Sorry, it's wrong of me to restrict this to "Middle America." I live in the Hudson Valley, commute to work on public transit, and have heard this from people who live here, when they could take an easy train ride to see for themselves. It really is just the whiteness thing.

The thing that makes NYC scary IMO is not its amazing variety, but instead the way everything there is monetized to within an inch of its life, and the weird way in which these two things seem somehow to go together in so many human cultures.

I’m a little scared of the drivers but that’s just me

I’ve been to NYC hundreds of times (going tomorrow, actually) and can confirm. I feel safer walking around at night in NYC than I would almost anywhere.

Same with Chicago. I use public transportation, even at night, and it’s been fine.

100%

I was in Chicago alone for a long weekend a year or two ago. Never once worried about my safety. Actually, it was just after the start of the war in Gaza. I remember that because there were protests and things. Still never once worried about my safety.

Yup, live in the south and I wouldn’t ever walk the streets here at night. But I walked halfway across Manhattan at night. Definitely some different people sometimes but never worried.

There was that one old lady who yelled at me about no bikes on the sidewalk in advance on the corner of w59th and CP Then the bartender guy at Angelo’s pizza who said to me ‘if you can make it here…’ who clearly gave offense to my suggestion that I would find it ideal to move there in a few years

There are some people who clearly have some psychiatric or abuse challenges — it’s a huge city so this is part of society — but minding your own business and carrying on anyway has everyone doing their own thing without a significant risk to those of us comfortably housed.

The common advice is to just avoid the subway late at night but I never had the need. I'm sure most of the external disgust about NYC comes from the Subway entrances which sometimes cause people to accelerate their entrance through the turnstyles asap.

I would like to see Sean Duffy and Kirk be made to take the bus & subway late at night every night for a month to make their way between JFK or LGA and wherever they have stayed in the city recently. They would probably still freak and cry “crime, crime, crime” even with no incident hitting them.

Kirk.Go.Pound.Sand. My one & only run in with being victimized by street crime in NYC goes so far back that it was as a kid. A Euro-American pimp/pedophile was trying to entice me into his car. Muslim African immigrant shopkeepers were the reason I knew I would be safe & that the NYPD would be by.

The only time I was Ominously Persuaded in Brooklyn was by a Guy In A Very Nice Suit in front of a Very Nice Italian Restaurant that said, of the conspicuously empty space at the curb out front, "We don't park there, and you very much should not park there." The gnocchi was AMAZING.

"Mature adult" qualifier not even needed. Any second grader who's growing up in the city is more open minded and much tougher than Charlie Kirk and his ilk.

I visited for a few days last year, and the most fear I had was not getting lost in the subway so I could get back to my hotel on time for an event. I felt perfectly safe the whole time.

Grew up in New York in the 70s-90s and I could understand feeling a way about the city if it was still like that but it's really really not. It's Dick Wolf's fault but I get that setting the Law & Order universe in Tulsa or Eugene probably wouldn't have the same vibe.

In the 90s when I lived there, there was a sense that anyone could be a violent nut so you just didn't f--- with people. Period. Little guy in the bar, who knows??? Just let him be. If you were an asshole, it might be a little unsafe. If you're human, that little guy shares a smoke.

I’ve lived in or immediately adjacent to NYC for 29 years and I’ve never been scared of a single person who wasn’t a cop. (And in fairness, I’m a 6’3” white guy, I’m very aware not everyone has the same experience)

I lived in the East Village from about 1990 to 1995. The last three years I lived on Avenue D near Houston (the building has since been demolished). Never felt scared or threatened, nor did my wife (girlfriend at the time), and she's a wee little thing. And we were both bumpkins from Iowa.

The only scary person I met in NYC over my 4 or so trips was an MTA worker in a booth screaming at someone.

True. It's also scary if you need constant attention and without it you get hysterical. 😩

I went on a trip to NYC when I was 18, my parents let my sister and I walk across town to see an off broadway play, by ourselves and we ere barely out of High School. Charlie Kirk is, and always has been, a Pusillanimous little Bitch Baby.

They’ve been trying this line for some time with London, mainly because Trump hates Sadiq Khan, our Muslim mayor, who has laughed off his nonsense for over a decade. It’s a tired old right wing trope that cities are no-go areas, when crime is actually down, and they’re just displaying their bigotry.

far right here in the UK say the same things about London - meanwhile Londoners just get on with life like people in NY do.

Hah, humans and their politics... I just focus on important things like where my next nap or tuna snack is coming from. Priorities, you know?

My third day ever in NYC I saw an undercover sting on a vendor near CP at 6th/59thW and I actually tried to intervene on the guys behalf thinking he was being robbed until I saw the cops flip up their identifiers. These five officers added to the tally of another four or five working in sight, lol

Yeah, it might have been different when part of my family lived in NYC in the actually violent 1980s, but from what I understand, it's now one of the safest cities in the USA. These MAGA fucks are just soft beta bitches.

I lived in Phoenix for 3 months, and there were quite a few times I was afraid. Hell, try standing in line at Smitty's behind some dork I wouldn't trust with my lawnmower who's wearing a big-ass gun on his hip, buying several handles of vodka.

Only time I've been actively nervous of my surroundings in NYC was when I stepped outside after midnight and NOBODY was around, no pedestrians, no passing cars, just completely deserted. I hoofed it toward my place and felt okay again when I hit a bar with people milling around outside.

Yeah, pretty much the only times I felt unsafe when I lived in NYC in the late 90s were when I found myself in a deserted area... and a couple of times when I heard gunfire close by.

Yeah, any place with people usually feels okay. The times I’ve noped out and hurried to find a different route are when I’ve ended up in utterly deserted streets of derelict warehouses, or if I end up on a long, dark, empty street with one lone figure ahead who appears to be possibly lurking.

I think THE most scary location I ever almost wandered into was a pitch-dark street past a cemetery in Queens, that seemed to be utterly deserted except for a vague dark shadow looming ahead I’d thought it would be an OK shortcut, but I took one look and said “NOPE I’m going the long way around!”

The most pathetic thing is they're cosplaying being scared in order to actually scare people who don't know any better. Acting like a terrified little baby is what they're expected to perform.

... and it works My older rural sister is convinced that cities are all smoking ruins peopled by gangs and victims

My stepfather who grew up and lived in Queens until the 90s (now lives in Phoenix) now thinks NYC has become a hellhole of gangs, looters. And I'm like dude, you lived here in the 70s and 80s. Wtf are you talking about?

This reeks of Meghan McCain's declaration of the city goin to pot during the pandemic and people telling her to stfu they live in the same building as she did and nothing she said was true. How does he know who does and doesn't belong in NYC? What exactly seemed so scary? He's a griftin rube.🙄

And NYC is safer because of minorities & immigrants whom he hates.

Nazis should be afraid of NYC

MAGAtard snowflakes are afraid of their own shadows.

Was just in NYC for a week in May to see Stranger Things on Broadway—AMAZING show! Also wandered Central Park & went to a couple museums. Solo trip, walking around day & night, taking subway & buses alone. Took the train up from FL & back. Felt safe the entire time. Would love to stay a whole month!

Charlie Kirk is such a stupid Nazi fuck that he literally thinks “New York City would be so cool without the gays, and immigrants and Blacks and Jews.” Motherfucker, we are WHY New York City is cool you stupid little bitch! People like you not living there is what makes it cool!

Exactly 👍

I live in NYC and the scariest thing I’ve seen recently is a two-inch cockroach. Praying for Charlie Kirk to grow some empathy and a spine.

he should feel scared in NY

Kirk specifically should be made to feel afraid every time he says anything or sticks his head out his door.

I now live in a place where seeing a person of color is uncommon. I miss the multiethnic culture in places like Seattle.

Legit this. it's HEALING to overhear Filipino aunties on the bus talking about their lives. To see cute lil kids speaking to grandma in Uzbek. To greet your favorite people in their native tongue. It's a GIFT.

Charlie Kirk is the result of someone who envied ppl he considered cool growing up, but was shunned by them consistently until he just started hating everything even remotely associated

As an old straight white guy in Montana who loves to visit NYC, I agree!

I'm reminded of the movie _Boiler Room,_ where the fraudsters from Long Island visit a bar in Manhattan and they start harassing a table of gays, saying, "You people should all be on an island somewhere." One of the gay guys answers, "You're on it!"

Charlie’s home address is available on the app that shows these things-visit him at home and share your thoughts with Charlie.

I call him a “Nazi influencer”, and fear monger. All these people are whiney little b’s.

They want to own culture so bad without having any clue about where culture comes from

Holy cow, that's why they love generative AI so much. They want all the cool & none of the people & politics originating it. "Gimme the aesthetics of The Matrix w/o the 100s of people who created it, especially not the writers/directors & stars." "Gimme Jack Kirby w/o feminism & Nazi-punching."

This is also why Israel will never produce an artist of note, cannot tell a decent joke, and their techno is the worst the world has ever heard. Nothig grows in a mono-culture.

It should also be noted that cool people literally LEAVE their small towns all around America to GET AWAY FROM uncool Charlie Kirk types and move to New York to find better, cooler people.

He should have been here in the 80's when we had to carry mugger money.

American cities in general from the 70’s to the early 90’s where not particularly nice places to live, all the gentrification and hipster-ification of the inner cities we’ve had since the 2000’s has made a lot of folks forget how down right dangerous places like NYC where in say 1989. And we are

NYC, with a few exceptions, was not a scary place in the late 90s. Source: I was there.

I mean Kinda depends on the neighborhood? Mine was still pretty gritty in the early-to-mid 90’s (crack vials in the stairwell and all that) But even then, we could live our lives and go out and do stuff without living in constant abject fear, we just stayed aware and exercised basic common sense.

By then I had moved to Greenpoint. Which had it's own

kind of weird. It was still a somewhat industrial neighborhood. And there were scores of Polish guest workers. Men who came to work & send money back to Poland. Apartments were made into dormitories with beds in every room. Mostly they just worked, ate in Polish cafeterias & drank on street corners.

Gritty, sure... but that's different from scary (at least to me).

I mean, yeah. It’s the kind of vibe that could seem “scary” if someone just came from a sleepy small town, but actually living there wasn’t “scary” as such. Shit could and did happen and we were aware of that and tried to avoid it, but most days it was just people living their lives, you know?

I did grow up in a small town, but I also traveled all over the world with my parents when I was a kid. For example, I'd been to two of the three points of land closest to Point Nemo and had no-shit fascists point guns at me before I hit puberty, so my perception of scary may be a bit unusual.

I think the scariest thing to me was the old guy next door who had the habit of screaming bloody murder at various family members and threatening to shoot people (his grandson had the patience of a saint)

No where near the level of homicide and theft /assault that was routine in large parts of the city then.

I've lived in NYC since 1983. The city is "better" now but mostly in ways that I don't want. Rents are way higher. Everything is too expensive. People moved here to live the NYC life they saw on TV shows.

Apartments where relatively cheap decades ago in large part because of the bad reputation, there’s a reason the old joke of “ firing blanks to keep the rent down” is kinda true.

This might sound sick, but after 9/11 some of us were thinking that people would stop moving to NYC! Were we ever wrong about that!

My father in law took my husband and his family to Disney World on extremely cheap plain tickets towards the end of September. Kinda funny in a crazy way. Almost enduring in a way about how nothing will stop Americans from having a good time.

NGL some of us were secretly hoping that would happen in 2020 when most of the wealthier people were fleeing the city, and vacancies increased and rents temporarily plateaued for a brief moment in time (But then we had a wave of wealthy people renting second apartments as their “WFH space,” so yay)

You mean when Reagan was the law and order president?

Reagan wasn't the president. He just played one on TV. 😂

He was the law and order president for white suburban America he didn’t give a shit about urban folks.

Well, head out to Ozone Park and you'll find more like him. 😏

Maybe they should go to New Orleans next time.

He can’t handle so many good bagels being around him

And the head room. There's more head room without it there.

Charlie Kirk is a scumbag, but let’s not go crazy, guy.

I wish everyone wanting that version of New York a very "I spent my life savings on a cruise to be on this floating Nazi stronghold but we just hit an iceberg and everyone is drowning "

New York without the gays, immigrants, Blacks, and Jews is just Cincinnati with a subway.

I kept thinking Delaware. That's just Delaware. The whole time. Cincinnati is MUCH better 😂

the "People in the city who don't belong" is Charlie Kirk and his family.

Charlie is such a pathetic SPUD

Did he say that?

LMAO what else does "who look like they dont belong" mean? It means "not white visibly male and visibly straight and visibly gender conforming and visibly Christian". Thats always what it means.

THIS as an Australian, my reaction: "people who don't belong" is abhorrent opportunistic politicisation of a tragic event regardless of location (but ofc NYC is a RWNJ target esp. atm given Mamdani's popularity) Charlie Kirk can shove his blatant racism and arrant privilege right up his FUCKING ARSE

"Let's find a place, they say, somewhere far away With no blacks, no Jews and no gays" www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgXq...

Stupid Nazi fuck describes his best qualities. It's downhill from there.

One of my visits to New York I ate breakfast at a bodega and watched a Polish heritage Pride parade just incidentally. The stuff happening around you in New York is so dense there is no lack of things to do, ever.

His "people who don't belong here" remark was a self-own with a colossal lack of self-awareness.

I know it sounds corny but the only thing that really makes me feel patriotic on a regular basis is seeing beautiful immigrant families thriving every day. Everyone should have this experience, it's awesome. Also there are way more dogs here than you might expect.

The Brooklyn Dog Scene is pretty awesome. I consider my daily walk to be partly “dog therapy” because I inevitably pass several cute dogs on the way, and this always improves my mood.

He had such a bad response to how spicy the Matzah was....

This reminds me of the line from "Boiler Room" 😁

The percentage of their income people are willing to fork over to just not have to live alongside people like him….

Stupid Nazi fuck 😂😂 I love it

I love New York the hardest working city 🏙️

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Charlie Kirk is irrelevant but this !!!! I don’t even live in NYC but I so feel ya !!!

Charlie Kirk is a billionaire bootlicker who lives in a country club outside of Phoenix. I guess that’d be an okay place to die, but I can’t imagine wanting to live there—especially when you’re 29. Charlie Kirk is a fucking loser who would get run out of NYC.

Fun Facts: Self-labeled fear-fueled CONservitives go to big cities to use their GRINDR apps unrecognized. Charlie Kirk, allegedly, pays to have his mouth fisted by large construction workers.

Complete Grift.

How is that pos a billionaire

I'd sooner be run over by a train than live in one of those fake ass ":communities" behind walls where everyone is the same.

This! That would be hell.

Violent crime rate per 100,000 people. Phoenix 760.93 New York City 538.90 Murder and non-negligent manslaughter Phoenix 9.55 New York City 3.39

I’d like to think he didn’t feel safe because everybody recognized him and were booing him.

A distinct possiblity. If not, it should be. He should be booed wherever he goes. Wussy.

HE'S 29? lmfao oh my god, hate really does age a person

He's only 29!?!? What a long life he still has to live with all that hate. I almost feel sorry for him.

He has the vibe of a very crusty older middle-aged guy, here's hoping he burns out with that attitude

That cretin is already a billionaire? How? Turning Point does not produce anything; even if it is viewed as an heavily influential organization, how could its valuation be that high? (Asking seriously; forgive my naïveté.)

I thought the same thing. I think (hope) maybe he means he licks the boots of billionaires?

Ah, yes, that makes sense. Thank you. My reading comprehension late last night was lousy.

“I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona”

It’s a dry hate. As opposed to Florida, where the hate and humidity are one.

come now.. there are some great people in AZ too. for one thing Maynard Keenan lives there and is doing great things in his community.. 💕💕

People would rather be homeless in California than to have a house in Texas.

"If I owned hell and Texas, I'd live in hell and rent out Texas." - General Philip Henry Sheridan

Was thinking it the whole time

"Liberal policies like California’s keep blue-state residents living longer "Texas has highest maternal mortality rate in developed world "being within California means 40% less gun violence "Republican-controlled states have higher murder rates Crimes per 1M transit trips NYC: 1.3 Dallas: 38.0

The California Surprise is that our gun laws were pushed by the republicans AND THE NRA who were in charge (reagan was governor) in the late 60s when Black Panthers started traveling and congregating while well armed. It took the R led legislature just a few months to enact no open carry.

Trust me. He avoids southern arizona and hides behind his gated fences like the little buck tooth potato head bitch he is.

🤭

There's a reason so many of the MAGAts look older than they are. Trying to live in the past is screwing up their space-time continuum.

Fucking OF COURSE he lives in Scottsdale. I hate that fucking city with a passion

He thinks bravery is protecting rapists and child molesters. Let the punk stay scared.

He's only 29? I would have guessed like 35

I was thinking almost 40!

I would’ve guessed 43 I’m shocked! Although it goes a long way to explaining why some of this adolescent language comes out frequently.

yeah I’m 50 so most 29 yr olds look like teenagers he otoh looks far older

Wikipedia says he's 31.

He is TWENTY NINE?!? Great gods, hate really ages people.

Exhibit A: www.nextburb.com/us/compare-c...

He’s 29?!?! I feel like I’ve known that asshole’s name for like 15 years

In 2023 NYC had a homicide rate of 4.7 compared to 12.4 in Phoenix, AZ.

Here is hideaway in Scottsdale. Selling it. www.realtor.com/news/celebri...

"in a country club outside of Phoenix" the sound my soul made reading that phrase

The sound mine made was like the world's biggest fart event in the history of time.

Charlie Kirk is such a damp squib. The motherfucker is more milquetoast than actual milk and toast.

Was imagining Charlie at CBGB's in the 70s/80s especially when Iggy was there.

get in the pit big head

Imagine how terrifying that would be for him thanks for the morning laugh😂

praying for brown people charlie, your forehead is expanding.

I've lived in Manhattan for 40 years now (East Village/Lower East Side). Never been afraid - ever. The only ones who "don't belong" are those who say people here don't belong. Kirk is a coward, and a bigot. Those who think like him, be afraid & stay away. To everyone else, you are welcome here.

Yeah. I work in Manhattan - it's not dangerous. It doesn't feel dangerous.

He’s right about the people at this location

😅🎯

"people in the city who don't belong." WHICH PEOPLE, Charlie, come on, just say it already 🙄

To be fair, any person whose trans or enby, with the current state of the country, is magnitudes tougher than this whiny asshole.

Ack...that is performance racism

We have a Charlie Kirk problem not a gun problem. Just ban MAGAS from owning weapons.

Charlie Kirk would feel unsafe checking watch without adult supervision.

Gee, wonder what the racist fuck means by people who don't belong.

It's also pretty effed up to say this since the officer that was killed was an immigrant from Bangladesh. The shooter was a citizen born in Hawaii.

And drove all the way from a state who voted for Donald in 2024. The state that had the WORST mass shooting in American history during Donald's first term.

Yep, wasn't even from NY but all the right wing nuts out here saying NY has all the crazies or whatever.

Probably Charlie Kirk is unsafe from uproarious pointing and ridicule, New Yorkers laughing at the bigoted wimp around every corner.

nicely put 😂

I'd feel safer on a random street in NYC than whatever HOA hellscape Charlie Kirk comes from

You can bet Kirk lives in a gated community, and is afraid to go outside to get his mail

Charlie Kirk is so unaware he doesn't realize he was the one who didn't belong in N.Y.C.

Where do these soft whiny boys come from, is there are special greenhouse that grows such delicate flowers of perpetually aggrieved man-babies?

I guess that's the way it is when you live in a bubble and are afraid of everything.

true

I suspect his prayer was received about as well as the Pharisee's prayer in Luke 18:11, which Kirk's post sounds an awful lot like: "‘I thank you, God, that I am not like other people—cheaters, sinners, adulterers. I’m certainly not like that tax collector!" Such self-righteousness & arrogance.

Good. Don’t come back. That’s what I’m praying for. 🥱

I went to Minneapolis to feel safer than the utter shit hole St Cloud is. It was known as “white cloud “ then.

Who gets to decide who “belongs” in the city?

I wish charlie specifically felt as unsafe in NYC as he claims to have been

Then please never come back, you tender whittle snowflake.

I know it’s just another scoop of bullshit for the culture war, but as a New Yorker, I would like it if fascists did actually feel unsafe any time they’re here.

NYC is the safest big city in this country.

I want people to not lose site that the gun from yesterday’s shoot was brought from out of state. Like way way out of state. Just Sunday they mayor (whatever you may think of him) was touting that they’ve gotten 3000 guns off the street and gun violence is at its lowest I think ever

I live in a non-white neighborhood in LA. The "coded" language some white people give about my neighborhood isn't so coded. I usually explain that the biggest danger in my neighborhood is stepping in dog-shit and wanting a taco from a truck when walking home after having a big meal.

o/` one of these things is not like the others o/`

It’s taco Tuesday folks

Scared of his wife's naked body ,definitely a closet homosexual

And I love our queer brothers and sisters

Pretty sure it was him who didn’t belong.

If he was in New York all weekend I can only think of one person who didn't belong...

Charlie Kirk feeling threatened by NYC is the best thing I’ve read on the internet all month

*never* felt safe not even in his dreams

I’m sorry but what a pussy

Now who’s a snowflake?

I lived on Bowery between Houston and Prince in the 80s and 90s. It was amazing. Kirk is pathetic.

Rofl my copter sir!

Imagine thinking his “visit” was enough to make him an expert on NYC.

NYC is everything good about America. The great melting pot.

Big Head Charlie lives in a gated community. I doubt he feels safe anywhere. Poor little pussy.

I’ve been here all weekend with my family as well (we’re from Minnesota). Not once have we felt unsafe. What a great city. I can’t imagine walking thru life afraid of my own shadow like that.

Settle down chucky😂

Don't have that on your phone. Some guy ended up deported for having something similar about JD. An Australian I think.

Norwegian. And it was this one:

Man I've been to NYC quite a few times. Never have I felt remotely threatened there. Old charles would lose his mind if he ever visited an actually dangerous area of a city

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calling him a bitch is mean to bitches

Let’s pause for a minute here and think about that phrase, “so many people who don’t belong” Kirk, how would you fucking know? I’m not a native NYer, but you know who probably doesn’t belong? Dudes who shit themselves upon encountering the diverse pageant play of human life for the first time

If your face was as punchable as his, you would be scared too.

No fair. Mine's a bigger target

I’ve visited NYC lots of times over the years, walked the packed sidewalks of Times Square late at night. Never had a problem. But remember, Charlie Kirk is a MANLY MAN!

If he’s scared in NYC, maybe he should stay away from Wall Street. 😉

Involved in what? Going about their lives? Working in finance, PR, insurance, tech, education, scientific research, int'l relations, retail, theatre, anthropology, feeding pigeons? Like what are NYers involved in which would require a tourist to pray for them? The cost of living, I guess.

Okay, I get it. He somehow made the shooting about how he felt about encountering people who he, a tourist, felt didn't belong in Manhattan. I'd say my bad for misunderstanding but that's a helluva a mental leap he made.

Good. The plan worked. Go away and stay away, you racist, snowflake man-baby. You, especially, are not welcome in NYC. Think about that. The city that rolls out the red carpet and welcome sign to everyone thinks you’re too stupid, too cowardly, and too beta.

Don’t belong? How? Is he ignoring all of New York’s history? The city started as a free haven for pirates, prostitutes, religiously condemned outcasts, fleeing slaves, and anyone else who didn’t “belong” anywhere else. That mix is exactly what ultimately made it New York.

his post is so self-parodying, it's almost an inversion: people didn't belong = he didn't belong didn't feel safe = he will make everyone else unsafe enclavism/ladder pulling/circling the wagons.. sorry charlie, no one is safe unless all are safe.

It’s such an old trope, and the rubes fall for it hard. My own dad called to make sure I got back from a concert in SF safely. I’m 40, with a family. I saw Cannibal Corpse. I’m the scary white male on the street.

He's asking us to believe he goes on weekend vacations with his family to places where he never will feel safe?

Next weekend, Minneapolis

He didn’t feel safe? What a snowflake. So much for alpha male

Among those who don't belong in the city are Charlie Kirk and his family

Thank you Max.

Forever undefeated

This is him leaving NYC.

It used to be that "blue hair* was what grannies had, "blue-haired granny"

I'm kind of an insignificant little guy and I really enjoy knowing I'm a lot tougher than Kirk.

People who don't belong??? NYC is the melting pot of the world! Why does this snowflake have a platform...

Nowadays, every crazy can have a global platform. In days past, he might have been homeless. But today, he is supported by mega-donors who use him to sow turmoil and support a fascist culture.

Sowing turmoil is something these magats do very well.

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Dude couldn’t even stomach getting a real job, and just immediately signed up to be a billionaire’s pet shill.

I moved to NYC for college when I was 17. That was during the fiscal crisis of the 1970s. I continued living there through my twenties, and into my early thirties (with a brief move to LA near the end), so I witnessed the crack-induced spike in crime. Those were the most dangerous years. 1/2

2/2 I lived alone, for a lot of that period. I rode the subway almost every day. Charlie Kirk, Sean Duffy, J.D. Vance, et al: This ol' Medicare-eligible, White lady is galaxies tougher than you. Oh, yeah, I brought my kids into the city pretty frequently after I moved to NJ.

Poor pitiful shitbird who can't cope with change or handle things like an adult, that there are people different from him or might not think like him...

Charlie Kirk should never feel safe anywhere so this just makes NYC sound based

Because everyone knows who Charlie Kirk is in NYC and can't stand him?

Charlie Kirk is a panty waist little crying maga moron. If you don’t feel safe in NYC which is the safest big city in the country then don’t go. All NYers will be better off

So true!

If my face looked as punchable as his, there would be very few places where I would feel safe, TBH.

That's probably because your face is a larger target

I'm a 61 y.o. short fat lady with vision and hearing problems who just spent a week in NYC walking & taking buses/trains everywhere alone and not a single bad scary evil thing happened, except shopping at a Trader Joe's because it was wayyyy more crowded than any other TJ I've ever been to. 😬

Hey maybe I was one of the things that scared Charlie Kirk 🤔

This thought delights the shit out of me. 😆

Atta girl.

It's going on my resume!

Justifiably so!

Oh yeah trader Joe's Is a *whole different beast* in the city. I will say, they move those massive lines pretty quickly!

How does anyone NOT belong in New York City? It's New York City!

charlie kirk doesn’t belong in New York City

This. And he knows it. The thing is, he was probably rolling around in a town car and that makes this even more pathetic. I have walked by myself, gotten lost in the Bronx, took a wrong train from Harlem and spent countless hrs waiting for friends there, in the 80’s! 👀 He’s the problem.

💯💯💯💯

I often stay all weekend somewhere where I feel completely unsafe. Sometimes I feel so unsafe I take in a show with my family.

We salute you, Max!

You 👏 didn't 👏 feel 👏 safe 👏 because 👏 everyone 👏 hates👏 you 👏 specifically

Charlie, for fuck's sake, you're on Twitter. Just fuckin' say who you're talking about.

Kirk is a cunt. A whiney, self absorbed cunt. Narcissistic, trump ass kissing cunt. Cowardly , sniveling cunt. CUNT.

Stay home, Charlie. We’ll be fine in NYC without you.

Every blue-haired little old lady living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.

"I'm going to respond to a post by copying and pasting its words as my own" is...certainly a choice

Old lady blue is not the same blue as they/them blue.

Yes--read the thread😉. I'm aware, but read too quickly at 7 a.m. yesterday.

Slight variation to emphasize original joke, permissible, bonus for bringing in play on older and newer definitions of “blue-hair”. The post stands, and is Good.

💯 The post was a perfect follow up

Doh! Agreed. I quickly scanned, so did not notice the variation. I'm sometimes stupid in the a.m. I'll delete in a bit😂

It’s all good. It happens.

Agreed! I teach intellectual property law and I’m gonna rule this a funny & fair use remix. (And I do hate interwebz thievery!) Because don’t you see the two blue haired New Yorkers together in your mind’s eye?

I needed to read it more carefully🤦‍♀️. Morning brain😁. Now, it is pretty hilarious. I'll delete my comment in a bit

To be fair to you, simply repeating the post verbatim is a very common plagiarismbot move

Agreed. It happens LOT, so it’s totally understandable.

I love this! Peace is breaking out in this corner of the internet! Misunderstandings respectfully clarified! They need to put us in charge of something! I’ve seen so many random fights break out over less that this little exchange really made me smile! Stay safe on these internet streets, y’all!

I have to admit I had to bite my tongue and discard a few initial responses, but I decided to just hang back and see if things got sorted. And they did. Thank you everyone who kindly chimed in because it just didn’t feel right for me to mansplain the joke to an author.

I'm so sorry, Redmond😭😄. I should refrain from responding to anything before 8 a.m. my time. It was actually hilarious

Which reminds me… …We need to have an internet town hall about how the U.S. government tariffs on coffee are affecting life online! 😬☕️

😂. Yes!!

Nature is healing.

if we got rid of everyone who doesn’t belong by his lights, there’d be almost nobody left…but of course, that’s their ultimate goal—some kind of half empty, broken-down place, ruled by an autocrat where almost everyone has white skin but they still all hate each other’s guts. Something like Russia.

what a derp

Just spent a week there with my family. Never felt uncomfortable once. We had a great time. I ❤ NYC.

I feel much more safe in NYC now in my late 50s than I did under Rudy when I was a young buck in my late 20s.

He probably never got south of Westchester county..

What a fucking pussy

What does that piece of shit mean "Who don't belong"? Sounds like him and his little band of fucking bitch-ass Nazis are the ones who don't belong. Don't belong? It's fucking New York. One of the most diverse places on Earth. ANYONE can fit in there ffs.

The fact that Charlie Kirk is still alive actually speak volumes about how safe this entire country is

Virus feeling violently rejected by the immune system of a body it's destroying: These benign bacteria and tissue cells don't belong here.

Charlie may want to see a professional about that. Might legit be suffering from paranoia. Also, use your words properly, Charlie. Either you're scared of people different from you or you have no idea who "belongs" cause you don't live there and understand the communities. No more weasel words.

How does he know by looking at people whether they “belong” or not? Poor sad, scared racist.

That’s easy-they must be white.

I mean Charlie shouldn’t feel safe anywhere he goes, that bigoted motherfucker should feel terrified to show his tiny ass face anywhere in public for the rest of his pathetic life.

my favorite thing about visiting nyc is all the different people, this guy sickens me

There was definitely one person who did't belong - named Charlie Kirk

He and his family are free to gtfo. They don’t belong.

you know he's lying, he's not scared, he's just signalling to his followers

“So many people in the city who don’t belong” is code for I’m a racist coward

It's their justification for taking it over

If I roughed him up and left him with no money almost anywhere in this town I guarantee you that the people who live there would help him get home. They’d make fun of him the whole time, but they’d do it

It’s the diversity that frightened Charles.

A tourist complaining about people who don't belong. The fucking gall

“So many people in the city who don’t belong” eh? I don’t suppose he’s referring to a CTE-riddled psycho with easy access to a military grade firearm? No, he’s probably referring to people like the police officer who got murdered who happened to be from “one of those countries.”

He's such a putz

Guess I am too. Happened to be there once during Pride, had a brief chat with man wearing balloons tied to his modesty strap. And shoes. That was it 😃

I think we should also interrogate what parts of NYC he was afraid of. It’s almost a certainty that he barely ventured out of Times Square

I bet the Elmo's ganged up on him and pushed him out of the square.

Then don’t go!

FFS. Scared of cities. Scared of every damn thing.

The fear is the main reason they are like they are.

Quite likely. Every moment of their lives spent like cornered rats. Sad really.

There's at least one person who doesn't belong, but I guess self reflection isn't his thing.

Charlie Kirk lives in a city with a 50% higher violent crime rate than NYC. I live in NYC and feel perfectly safe. rw conservatives lie pretty much constantly.

AZ and the desert SW have their own whole scary crime vibe that’s way more dystopian than “urban jungles” like New York City, Chicago, or even Detroit or Baltimore. I would much rather live in any of those places than one of those dusty desert hellholes.

At the very least there's more people who might find your corpse in a city than in the middle of fucking nowhere

I have no doubt that he was afraid. Pretty sure he's afraid a lot.

Good point. I'm quite sure he would go fetal and start crying if a trans woman asked him directions to the restroom.

I know a few blue haired great grandmas who would kick his pathetic whiny ass up and down Broadway

I’d like to know where he went that was so scary. We can safely assume it was limited to Manhattan.

"So many people in the city who don't belong." Sounds like projection. Go back home if you don't feel safe, Diaper Boy.

Only person who doesn’t belong is Charlie fuckin Kirk

Kirk is a poster child for white supremacist masculine insecurity.

The last time I was in NYC, the most disturbing situation I was in was some teenagers spilling chips intentionally on the subway. The only cities I’ve felt safer in are Baku, Azerbaijan and Seoul, South Korea. And there was absolutely no one littering in those cities.

Watching the live feed of all of the New Yorkers trying to walk through an active crime scene because they need to get someplace.

As a 60+ year old lady I’m not scared of New York City.🌃

Charlie Kirk: Just another Groyper, but with a production budget.

Thanks, Max. As a blue haired 65 year old liberal arts grad who's lived here since 1986, I could not have said it better, regardless of my pronouns.

“The othering” by Charlie not alpha Kirk

Dude is such a pussy, afraid of danger hiding in the bushes. Conservatives are such performance artists

At least there was one fewer person who doesn't belong when he went home.

Also Cholly Kirk...

Odds are good NYers thought his oversized head was a Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloon.

Kirk is a particularly noxious ho.

In fairness, the less safe he is the happier I’ll be about it. I’ve been to NYC twice, I loved it. Shame I’ll never risk going thru US customs again tho.

If he was actually “praying” Jesus would say “no you twit, they ALL belong that’s what I’ve been trying to teach you!”

“people who don’t belong” is barely even coded

The people who live and work in the city don't belong, says man frightened by the m&m store

The Green M&M isn’t “bangable” any more, so Charlie Kirk is sad.

He is the people who don’t belong.

They aren’t hiding themselves anymore.

Yep. I mean, Charlie might as well put on the white robe and hood right now.

Charlie = Judge Smails

He’s the one who doesn’t belong. No self awareness

Who is this MFer to say who doesn't belong in a city *he* is a visitor to? He's out here, reselling the fears and lies he bought-- hate-vesting--*that's* what makes the world less safe.

Hard R in there somewhere

Charlie Kirk and his ilk are a bunch of “hard R’s” and I don’t mean “well regarded.”

without a doubt

Except those of us who spend every day in NYC know Kirk is the one who doesn't belong.

I take joy in the knowledge that he’d be terrified to ask me for directions.

Did somebody say Hard R?

I didn't know the city would be full of nonbelongers

So he's telling his audience of frightened racists that he saw black and brown people everywhere.

Again with the prayer shit. If Kirk believes in god and prayer, why didn’t he use it and trust in god to keep themselves safe? Religious hypocrites drive me nuts. They need to pray for themselves to be more accepting instead of praying for others to change to their standards.

He needs to pray that God will change his bigoted heart. "These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me."

Hmm maybe the people who don't belong there are the ones whining about it online

So chuck is one of those many people who do not belong, anywhere~~

It could've been worse—he could've decided he wanted to stay.

He’d never make it.

“Praying for all involved” is such a weird and hilarious phrase

This is so racist

He doesn’t belong.

kirk doesn't belong, thats why he is afraid

If you can make it here…

So NYC is not nazi enough for special snowflake Charlie Kirk? 8 million people are not afraid to live there. Charlie Kirk spends too much of his time being afraid. Step away from Fox News & Breitbart fear porn sites for a while Charlie, your high anxiety levels might come down

🇨🇦🇺🇦 Charlie Kirk is a pussy if he says he never felt safe in NYC on the weekend. First of all Canadians would visit all the time before his buddy & Epstein pal, Donald Trump inflicted abusive & disrespectful harm on us Secondly, you wouldn't have gone in the first place Charlie if you felt that way.

The thing the right doesn’t understand is that in that quote they love — strong men create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create hard times — *they* are the weak men, and they’re playing their role perfectly.

Just wear a vest and you’ll be fine. A bullet would skip off that forehead.

👌😹

Thing is, he’d look like an asshole and an easy mark pretty much anywhere.

Charlie Kirk buys his Rolexes on Canal Street.

Definitely “wallet inspector” material.

I heard he got fleeced at two-card monty.

Ask him if he’s got two tens for a five.

Can’t. He’s busy getting pictures with Elmo in Times Square.

I’m not from there, so I’m quickly running out of NYC touristy shit to ding him on.

Sloped to deflect shots like the front armour of a tank

Haha. I swear I thought the same thing.

It just dawned on me. Charlie Kirk would be the perfect bullet sponge. He could run straight at them with all those rounds ricocheting off his dome like that scene from Wonder Woman.

Reminds me of my 💩brother who white flighted his family out of a neighborhood, pulled his kids out of school during Covid but also says Covid is a hoax. Kids are now homeschooled w nonsense. They live in a “safe” (white majority) culdesac & he still blubbers on to my dad about how unsafe The City is

he should be more scared of his own hairline than nyc tbh

He should be terrified every time he looks in the mirror.

sweet jesus

I understand that's an unretouched photo. Imagine you're walking down the street and you encounter that live and in person. *shudders*

Why did he take his family into a place he min stop talks about being unsafe? What a weasely charlatan.

Ever think that you’re the one that doesn’t belong, Charlie?

Constantly. He thinks that 24/7.

We spent a beautiful week in NYC last fall while visiting family. We even (gasp) rode the subway! I never once felt unsafe. I'd actually like to go back now that the congestion pricing has happened. These folks are patently ridiculous.

Sounds like he's the one who doesn't belong

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I’m sure he means tourists right?

My 90 year old mother in law rides the subway by herself all the time.

Wnd why not? The older you look, the nicer New Yorkers are to you in the street. Especially if you use a cane. —voice of experience

She is in great shape for her age, she doesn’t even need a cane. She walks better than some people half her age.

No wonder NYers statistically are long-lived. Walking—and stair climbing—have magic benefits. My next-door neighbor manages three flights at 104 w/ a knee replacement. Good for your mother-in-law if she's been able to avoid a joint replacement & attendant cane (for balance, not support).

She grew up on a subsistence farm in rural Finland. The only option for travel was walking, rowing on the lake or skiing; there was no car. She’s been walking long distances her whole life.

What a healthy (if war-inflected) childhood. Rowing a dinghy and riding a bike are my own fave ways to get around, and I've had to give up both because of wrist/nerve wear & tear from overdoing both. Hope she has escaped that indignity.

buddy is afraid of aspiring malnourished artists

When I visited NYC, all I could think was “damn, it must be cool to live here.”

He means there were Black people.

If that’s how he feels, maybe he and his family don’t belong there.

Naw, it's not a relative toughness thing, they just aren't demented racists who are afraid of every face that isn't a copy of their own.

Don’t belong - in New York?

I think when they get to Manhattan they feel insignificant and they are so used to their base fawning over them. They are not cool and New Yorkers don’t bend over backwards for them.

To be generous with him, it's scary because the average NYC citizen recognising Charlie.Fucking.Kirk on a street is going to at minimum give him a nasty side eye and potentially flip a finger, sneer, or say something rude. This is not an NYC problem. It would probably happen in Auckland, too.

He has family there? Did he have to wear a disguise? Have they gone into witness protection? WTF invites family member Charlie Kirk to visit?

Who are these "people who don't belong"? Other than Charlie Kirk and his family, I mean.

He'd be scared of an everything bagel FFS.

He probably refers to them as 'Miscegenation Bagels' when he orders his plain white with cream cheese. Now I can't unsee his face as a plain white bagel.

Charlie Kirk is about two seconds from going full-John Rocker. Or Kenny Powers.

Insert goose meme about who exactly doesn't belong

I was thinking of the sesame street song.

Republicans are afraid of their own shadow. Where’s the Epstein Files?

I'm laughing at his assertion that people who live in New York City somehow don't belong there.

Charlie can shut the fuck up about who belongs and who doesn't. Who the fuck is? He's just a guy with a microphone.

This shit feeds my MAGA relatives who’ve never left their rural hometown.

Fuck off Charlie Kirk

Bottom line is that all of America needs common sense gun laws.

He is such an incredible racist punk.

Yesterday I was thinking about some trips I had to take by train to NYC for my job. Remembered walking past the Ed Sullivan Theatre while the Letterman show was shooting an outside dog competition. Stopped for Jamaican beer to take back to my hotel room. Got lunch the next day 1/

at a food truck run by a Vietnamese woman who gave me a flower and wished me a happy mothers day. Enjoyed all the lovely flavors of a metropolis before taking the train back home to my house in the woods. Best of both worlds.

We just need more of those trains!

Hi speed transit.

weird thing to say when he still chose the city as their family vacation destination. what a stupid creep.

Well, nazis should never feel safe anywhere. So he has that going…

His state has a far higher crime rate than NY. He's just too dumb to know anything.

I've felt safer in NYC watching the sun rise in Herald Square than I did in Bethlehem, PA after 10pm

Real.

Flower Mound (yes, a real place) is here.

Agreed. A town that might as well be named White Flight.

“Flower Mound” sounds like the most pussy-ass name possible for a place, just saying….

It sounds like a gated community that is full of McMansions, and backs up to a golf course. And the most happening thing in town is the mega church and the big box store outlet mall.

*Visibly shudders*

Nailed it.

Pre-teen girls and elderly grandmas ride the subway and cruise around every part of all 5 boroughs every day and this pathetic turd is afraid of times square.

What do you call a person hanging out in Times Square? A tourist.

Then your a typical white guy from out of town and a coward

You're** oops

"never felt safe" but clearly was safe enough that this is the worst he could come up with. "Not a single bad thing actually happened but I got a vibe so therefore this city is dangerous"

To be fair, it is really, really, really likely that Charlie Kirk was in New York to use his GRINDR app without being recognized. Doing kinky shit behind one's spouse's back inspires continuous paranoia in fear-fueled DelicateWHITESnowFLAKEs. Plus Kirk left his favorite buttplug on the hotel sink.

“People in the city who don’t belong.” So like, Charlie Kirk, Cuomo, and the transportation guy who is afraid of subways?

Charlie Kirk is a c**t

Not listening to a man that looks like this.

Lil' Bits!