Great question. I don’t know right now because I’m not close enough to bleeding to death so I’m still pouring painful things on my open wound while limp-running from captors but it’s next on my list to start shopping around for a new provider, right after a quick visit to Zillow (in case I live)

How's the whiskey?

As long as it keeps my wound 100 percent germ-free for the remainder of my escape, as far as I’m concerned, it’s top shelf!