Brutal
Atheist Feminist Antifascist Iconoclastic Knightly Beneficial Chaos Agent Time Traveling Pizza Delivery 🚚 30 Minutes before you order it or you pay me. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇵🇸 Ally Giving to everyone as much as I can, even if I’m not a genius. ❤️
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Good question. Usually it’s a dollar amount
It’s so weird that people obsess over a place they won’t be. Is he afraid McDonalds and hotdogs will go extinct in his lifetime?
This has to be a joke
At this point it’s fair to say it’s been inflicted on all of us
Do you have to clean up after a subtle spill or no?
Lol! The ending was “subtly” spoiled. “Honey, is this yoghurt still good to eat or is it subtly spoiled?”
Don’t be silly! You have to lay it ninety degrees too!
😂😂😂 #archaeohistories
Lurkin in the troll mine Goin down n down
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social lol
You didn’t invent the bbq grill?
Not in China
Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.
Supporting Israel is more of a threat!
This TWENTY YEAR VETERAN has been investigated as a "THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY" because he has publicly expressed condemnation of Israel's genocide of the Palestinian people. A threat to AMERICAN NATIONAL SECURITY because he's against ISRAEL'S actions. substack.com/@democraticw...
It’s not even socially useful
Jokes on you, I have a fire extinguisher
Still thinking it's funny that the Chinese knock off of the Cybertruck is so much cooler than the Tesla version. Not my thing at all, but at least can see the appeal.
Good night 🌙 and….
Is she too stupid to find wonderbread?
Then why is it a Latin word? You absolute ninnyhammer!
I’m looking for a ski resort
I thought they were leeches for a moment
Someone told these kids that videos where people move their hands while talking get more likes. Now they’re all flopping their hands around like they’re on fire.
They don’t even know they’re paying you for the privilege of hauling away your garbage!
I’ve been thinking we should make Ai agents to waste scammers time with nonsense information and not even the correct voice
"Help us improve Google Maps" How 'bout you ask Gemini beeyotch
This is too cute, dogs really are the best... 🥺❤️ #dog #dogday #bluesky
Yeah, but it doesn’t hurt to step on those
Sarah Palindrome?
Now die, die, die, die, die.
Wow, nice memory
Deffo top 3
Can it be dead Norm?
My personal top 3
You win
I’m a bit concerned Vance won’t understand why our heads swivel in silent unison to glare at him the very first time he opens his mouth
I bet Phantom Thread and Secretary make a good double feature
youtu.be/lbWlYz9Zv5c?...
He may not be dead, but all the commotion on social media last night *finally* resulted in some major news outlets talking about his health and age, so I say we keep it up
Win
me: dating is hard me on a date: like what if godzilla was an atheist and we just named him that
“Hello, I’m the word ‘appears’, I keep getting kicked out of slashfic and I thought I could find somewhere to relax and not have to do any work. Is this headline okay? Oh! My buddy, the word ‘pedophile’ is looking for a place to crash and I said this headline seems pretty chill. We good?”
“…it could be short or long and you can put whatever you want in it.” Is that how books work?
He just now wrote it, traveled back in time, published it, developed a following…it’s all history now that you asked! I bet he says “you’re welcome” at some point in the future, but I’ve never been prescient, I just deliver pizzas. www.goodreads.com/author/list/...
I think the social moderation does need to step in at some point. It’s not cool to get a roving band of bigots to gang wish on social media. But it’s also ridiculously goofy to ban someone for wishing ill on JunkyKunt Growling.
I’m just sayin I don’t want to be chased around the store by a fifty pound bag of robotatos
In addition I think it's because he's not been seen for a few hours, hasn't tweeted in a few hours, and, for me, the pizza intelligence is blowing up: www.pizzint.watch
Thank you for finding this
In my head I hear Steven Colbert saying this…
SOON.
😐
Omg. Crave
You had me going. Like WTF is that… and then the compression finally loaded.
You should see my sniper knifle
What am I going to do with all these fireworks I bought last night?
so many babies are going to be born exactly 9 months from today
With mirth in funeral
I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
Buy your vuvuzelas before the rush
How does next weekend look for you?
Your 'doom quote' for today: "Our best bet is to act as if we believed we have already overshot, and do our best to ensure that the inevitable crash consists as little as possible of outright die-off of Homo sapiens." www.goodreads.com/en/book/show...
Yeah, that things funny until you’re backed into a far corner of the store by a terrifyingly insistent produce selection
Her tots are Harlow gold Her salt a sweet surprise Her chips are never cold She's got Bette Davis Fries
It seemed like he was so close to making America great again and then we find out he’s alive. ☹️
I held it too long one time and it shot out of the side of my monitor. Scared the cat.
I think they shield him pretty well
lol, you said “read”
It seemed like he was so close to making America great again and then we find out he’s alive. ☹️
You had me at “dead lifting”
You don’t say
I think we should do this every weekend just for kicks tbh.
And a full 1/5th of it was everyone accusing him of being the cause. 😆
I want to see him downhill…ski
Him being woke at a wake is the deepest irony I am capable of experiencing through written words.
Fixed: 'Is Trump Dead?' Hopes Crushed As Trump Seen Leaving For Fucking Golf Unfortunately President Donald Trump on Saturday was photographed alive. Thus, dispelling unfounded rumors spread on social...
You can say that all you want until you’re attacked by wild Rubiks Cubes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-pH...
They are NOT going out dressed like that!
In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen
“…I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it.” My latest in @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/honoring-a...
What a moment! Thanks!
Can we make, “oh, I thought you were dead” our new “happy Monday” greeting?
We are going to order batteries fully charged from China
Hey everyone, be careful. Bluesky banned some people for wishing ill on a horrible person. Who knows what the penalty for several spooky emojis and a president are!?
But everyone around you says it’s because they “were concerned”
Adin Ross confirmed trump is alive. ☹️
I hope his funeral has lots of vuvuzelas
Doesn’t anyone know someone…like where’s the McDonald’s chef?
