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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social

Are you ever tempted to leave the weapon in the wound?

may 7, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0

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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social

The enemy’s true weapon - bullet or blade dwelling microorganisms - make their home in any wound that isn’t splashed with an alcoholic beverage. I have never tried to use a wound for storage but I did apply for a patent for a tiny bottle of time release whiskey that could be surgically implanted

may 7, 2025, 5:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social

That makes me think that shrinking an assassin down to the size of a microbe and including them in the 🥃 might be a powerful combination. A single shot of Whiskey Assassin™ could keep you bacteria free for some amount of time for maximal escape possibilities.

may 7, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view