God, he looks bored.
God, he looks bored.
Pete falling asleep (passing out)
#TrumpsMoroseRegime
I suspect he is simply bored. By his words and actions, it is clear that he could care less about the military and service to our country. This draft dodger and coward only sees the military as props to be used and abused for his delicate ego.
He's energized when his cult is feeding him adulation. There was basically none of that for his big dumb parade, since hardly anyone showed up.
Sleep-farting his way through his own birthday party 😂
He’d rather be at his tacky roach-infested golf motel amongst all the suck-ups & plastic people than with actual people who give true service
👍👍
He's already said that military men who get killed or wounded are "suckers and losers". I wouldn't even want to look at him if I was an military soldier. I bet he made them all look at him - except the ones on the end who watch where they are going. The best position. Can't see him.
It wasn't all about him.
I find it striking that there's not a single one of his children or grandchildren to "celebrate" dear old daddy Donny's dud day. Especially given that the following day was Father's day. No Ivanka. No Don Jr. No Barron. Not a single family member except Mel and she's paid to be there.
Theyre behind him
And at points you can see she was very obviously enjoying his misery.
Lara trump and tiffany were there. They were like a row back from him. Not sure if Don Jr was there too or Ivanka. Only saw the vid clip of when lara was taking the pic with one of the kids with a flag in their mouth.
I think the ones not present are prob barron and ivanka. Barron would have been sitting next to or very close to melania if he was there and ivanka would have been front and center in the row between eric and tiffany
The little blond girl behind Mel, sucking on the flag stick is his grand daughter next to Lara Frump.
He’s one of those people who finally gets what he wants and he’s still not happy…. He’s like, “what was I thinking?” 😂
Kinda love that he’s forced to sit through a lecture on history.
Yeah, where the announcer explains how in the first 6 months after US joined the fight in 1917, 50k American "losers" lost their lives and 195,000 more were injured in WWI? Huh. Prolly first time he's ever heard that. Candy-ass daddy's prince.
I’m sure he didn’t hear it this time either, unless the writer was clever enough to regularly insert words/phrases that sound like “rump.” But at least he had to sit through it, unable to duck-out like at a military cemetery.
I think he was catching a cat nap. Notice tht he looked up once, then later to the side, & then back to his 'cat nap position'. Does the same at funerals, courtroom, even whn he was signing some deal w/the Saudis...any place where he has to sit still. He just dozes off. Google 'Trump dozing off
I bet he was thinking it should have all been about him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZws...
He looks like he’s in pain or has hemorrhoids
He is a hemorrhoid.
I feel sorry for the hemorrhoids
No room for hemorrhoids, what with the entire GOP House in there.
Poor Donny, why so sad? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he gets back to the White House, oh how the ketchup will fly.
What is going on with him? Falling asleep??
Well he fell asleep at his own criminal trial numerous days and he fell asleep at the big RNC Convention. Of course he is sleeping. I mean did you expect for $50,000,000?
All true…
It looks like he is having a hard time trying to take a dump.
I hope he’s fucking miserable until the end of his days.
He will be, he's been miserable since the beginning of his days.
That's not true, haven't you seen how happy he is in photos/videos with Epstein?
Well yes, but I wouldn't describe the pleasure he got from raping teenagers as joy. Maybe for him it was.
🎯
And may they be short, thank you Jesus.
Oh come on. Surely if there was ever a good reason to believe in an afterlife it would be to hope he has a miserable after his days too.
It is the 250 Anniversary of the Army, but unfortunately it is anything but happy. #NoKings
He's disconnected in case he learns something from history.
Maybe he ate a bad taco
For ref bsky.app/profile/mrhe...
Heyyyyyyyyy I’m so old I would know that Benny anywhere!!! 😍
Actually, I was looking for the scene where he wears a boiling pan...:)) (pretty sure that one was also in the BlueSky GIF collection, but can no longer find it (there)...upside is I did a deep dive, and found the 2x uniformed lads saluting (not 100% sure whether Benny Hill, but not many like this).
I love it! I remember those late nights after Carson when Benny Hill was the last thing on before the tv turned to bars. He was so silly, naughty and politically incorrect. Lol, I’m having memory lane giggles 🤭
While not his best, another search on 'pan' gave me one I had never seen before; indeed incorrect on so many levels....:)) (the only upside is a kitchen matriarchate) (today, both the matriarchate & the crossdressing would infuriate Maggops....:)) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdx...
Sooooo many levels! It’s crazy what they got away with!😳😳😳😳😳😱 British humor from the 70’s was its own beast. 😏
"don't talk about the war!"
Is that an actual history lesson I hear?
But how much did we pay Melania to be there? More or less than the parade?
Check with Russia 🇷🇺 They’ve all been paid for 💵
That just warms the heart ♥️
I bet that's exactly what he looked like in all his classes! That same bored look and falling asleep. No wonder he's so dumb. 🤷♀️
Paid actors!
nap time
Melanoma seems positively giddy about performing her prenup duties. 🤣🤣🤣
This is just comedy gold. That hellishly cheerful, ceaseless description of military vehicles just droning on like an asmr video while everyone sits there unable to even pretend to be happy. Fascism sucks for everyone, including fascists.
Did you catch the evening news? None of the less than positive stuff (no PEOPLE!) was mentioned. All the major networks were interviewing soldiers, excited to be included. God, I hate him. He turns everything to 💩
SNL writers r loving this
Have a look at the faces of Trump and entourage at 1:12 when the chirpy announce-a-tron says "We continue...". You can actually see their souls trying to escape their physical frames!
Exactly. The way I cackled at that moment
It felt like walking into a war history museum in a Fallout game.
*tinny voice from an unseen speaker playing Sousa march* "As you enter the chamber of American genius, on your left is the statue commissioned by our last and best President, in honor of his many nameable accomplishments" *turn to look at the statue, head falls off, lands face down in his own lap*
Fuck them!
This looks like a playtest of a new hell prototype for Trump.
Pininfarina redux....
This speech was written and possibly delivered (?) by AI.
hahah it looks so fucking boring! he thought it was going to be some big inspirational event and it's a total pathetic flop.
Or is he falling asleep again?
And Hegseth looks hungover as shit 🤷♂️
'That bacon cheeseburger is just racing through me.'
Not happy campers apparently.
Also not empty pampers....
Lolzies..
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Hegseth be like: "3 more hours and then I can have a beer..."
I doubt he waited three hours
Water bottle w/vodka.
Awww, what a shame 😊. Well deserved!
He's not inconsolable; he's bored and tired. He's a child.
*all around me are familiar faces…*
"Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday ..."
Appropriate!
Looks like time to put Grampa to bed.
He looks asleep or sick even.
Melanie gets paid $1M for each public appearance which is why she's repressing a smirk.
Probably our tax dollars
There is no "probably" about it. The “appearance fees”, the ruts in roads from the tanks that will need repair and the cost of the Grindr locations for several cronies...tax dollars.
Hey, where is this info found? I didn't know she has a deal like that. I just wondered why she's disappeared.
It looked to me that she's thinking she doesn't get properly compensated for the intense embarrassment (and boredom) she suffers for standing (or sitting) beside him in public, like a dutiful wifey is supposed to do.
Where's John Philip Souza when he's needed to spice up this sad affair ?
Melania’s been racking up a lot of overtime this month.
You know Melania is not going to be in that bunker with him
Melania is queen grifter. I do not wish her well
Why can't that felon sit like a normal person?
Big, fat, fascist baby!
Hegseth is drunk.
But he wants another one real bad.
One is too many, ten not nearly enough
Probably the only way I could get though this tbh
When is he not a functional alcoholic. He must be going through it bad today for people to see it.
Awww.....c'mon Donnie, smile! Tinpot dick-traitors are soooo much prettier when they smile!
There are several other major stories today. No one is paying attention to his parade. Even if they were, it’s not a very impressive one. Total fail.
When nobody likes you and your mom invites the cousins
And they don't want to go
I am now deceased
I try
*Your cousins that also don't like you and only came for the free food.
🤣
Better yet 🤣
I miss this
I miss real human beings in the White House
My 2 favorites 💙🇺🇸💙
These 2 💙
Swag-ger!
I hearted but that Biden doesn’t exist anymore.
💐💐💐
I was too young to fully appreciate Obama in office. I looked up to Michelle in high school.
Wait’ll you hear his speech. Almost put himself to sleep.
why is it the Star Wars font
The venn diagram between benzos and botox
😂😂😂😂
She is just hoping he has a heart attack, so she gets the money. The only pictures where she is smiling is when she is with anyone but Don.
Whipped, scheming, regifting ….,
If you'd had Donalds Cheese monster up your anus then you'd have that face!
I actually think she's holding back the giggles bc Donald is so miserable.
She's saving all of her smiling for the day the headline drops and she can tell Barron that Justin Trudeau is his real dad.
Botox.
I think she is thrilled that no one came to his bday party. She hates him just like everyone else.
Ugh
Just don’t come out w/ any glowing bio after all this. She made a contractual deal…
She made her deal. She does what’s expected. Who cares anymore….
I don't really care; do you? www.npr.org/2018/06/21/6...
Again. Don’t be coming out w/ any bio…..because we all know she made a deal. Just go away.
Also, when having sex with Donny
Wonder what the price tag is on that.
Lol
That Melania pic would make a fine cover for the upcoming book "The Joy of Sex With Trump."
They forgot to put in her emotion chip
Emotions cost extra.
Her face radiates hate. They deserve eachother.
Neglected to include constipated.
It's amazing -- the 50501 stole the Mudville Taco Parade BD fiesta from Taco, all across the country -- with the millions who protested in heat and rain. With the rally right now in NYC with the AOC and Mamdani rally which is just frakin' amazing -- and televised. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymr...
I think she is worried if she attempted to smile more than once or twice in a day, her face may split into several fissures.
she was paid extra today, so you’d think she’d be happy
Fancy a shag?
I mean, if I had to be with Trump for more than 10 minutes I'd feel empty inside too.
She made her bed…
Eh, the Madam probably did.
...you hope. The alternative is too horrible to imagine.
Shit, I didn't even think about that aspect 💀
Oh! 🤯😱
Her pockets are full!! It’s a waiting game now…
Imagine how you’d feel if you had to do the things she’s had to do.
They must have been uncomfortable and wet as rags. It was sweltering with 80% humidity in DC.
So one good thing at least
I watched exactly 30 seconds and instantly became excruciatingly bored. Omg.
Needs more drag queens, flags, singing and dancing for sure.
And more rainbows! Lots and lots of rainbows!
Our side has those things.
We absolutely do
They should have had some 4H floats from the state fair.
Cotton candy at least
They could have borrowed a few floats from the Rose Carnival parades from eithrer Cologne or Düsseldorf. www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/german-...
The Bros Parade
Thank gawd!
And certainly, the parade needed some candy throwing!!
At least some beads
Should've gone to Pride Parade in Bisbee, AZ instead. There was PLENTY of that. And JOY! Lots of JOY!
America is the little girl gnawing nervously on the tiny American flag in the background.
How many millions at the No Kings events??
Ha ha the commentator got the year that WW1 ended wrong. Didn’t Cap’n Bonespurs make that mistake once too.
You had one job dude yeah that was pathetic
When you're in 2nd grade and you're at Chuck E. Cheese for your birthday and it's just you and the damn mechanical rat because your whole class blew you off (because you're an insufferable little prick).
You win
You nailed it 🤣
The fact that the military parade went ahead without being canceled symbolically infuriated me very much. We need to set a precedent and a symbol by destroying this administration and fascism even more thoroughly from its roots !!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Aww, it rained on his parade. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
I’m surprised MAGA didn’t call the rain God’s blessing on The Chosen One. 😵💫
Muttering to himself about how boring it is and making a mental note that next time he needs to make sure they fire off some guns and stuff.
You know she’s freaking loving this!!! I can hear the laugh right now!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let’s give it up for the ladies👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I -love- how every single person in this shot is emoting a different stage of grief
"I wish I was anywhere other than here."
Malignia looks like she's about to crack up
Right before she touches her hair with her hand, she clearly is stifling a laugh!
She'll be dancing at the funeral
With her current lover/client.
LOL 🤣
I watched her, and at one point she slips up, and one corner of her mouth goes up as she stifles a laugh! And the whole time she was side eyeing trump, seeming to enjoy his misery. Not that she's any kind of better person ~ she's as big a narcissist as he is
Grief or boredom.
They all look absolutely miserable!
Nauta is staring at him like, Sir your diaper is full and needs changing
He drew the short straw so has to sit right behind him & downwind 🤢🤮
No that is his job, Nauta is the diaper changer. Hence being Trumps valet
🤢 The keeper of the Stool 🤮
Exactly!
I thought Wink Martindale was dead. Or is that an ai of his voice?
🤣🤣
I love all the whiners triggered by what is basically a cartoon.
🥂
How many are self-styled "Alphas"?
Yes.
But are their balls tanned
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most erect he’s ever been.
OOOOOOHHHHH DA-YUM!
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
lolz
LOL!
😂😂😂…too funny
Brilliant!
He knows it was a failure, which is why he’s planning to help Israel crush Iran now.
Love this pic
He’s having a crisis of severe boner envy…
Perfect artistic rendition of DC today.
This is absolute gold!
“I drew this very beautifully with tremendous photo-realism and detail because I’m very talented and you really should be embarrassed by how jealous you are, very sad.” 🪥🎨
Typically, AI “art” kinda pisses me off 👵🏻, but I’ll make an exception 😂😂😂
Nah, I'll still call it out. It's still lazy, harms the environment, and steals from artists. I wish people would actually make memes again. I would prefer a poorly cropped, low quality meme any day of the week over AI garbage.
FFS, the announcer is AI.
I bet it is. Seriously. Cheap and who would do this?
You can tell it's AI at the 50-second mark.
That looks completely awful 😂
This man has no joy in his life. Zero.
Good.
My thought exactly. GOOD. When you feel entitled to hurt innocent people like he does, you deserve nothing.
Oh, he deserves things.
I was just reading this morning about how the people of Romania in 1989 rise up against their dictator. What they did to him and his wife. Very deserving. It’s good to read about history.
I remember when that happened. It's good to read about history, is weird to be so old to remember it happening at the time it happened.
You know … I was just thinking about that … I remember when Waco happened and saw a thing today that was like “Waco is such a nice place to live. The people here are so engaging.” Uuuuuuuuuuuum …… no thanks . 🫢
Watch the video. It’s very satisfying.
1stly I saw the photos of the event . Didn’t know there was a video . Nice one! 2ndly …. Your @ … lol
👍
😉
Yeah, probably. Changing subjects, though, check out this cool pic I took in Amsterdam.
YESSSSSS! The Museum of Torture! So enlightening. Eh-hem, you were saying about who deserves what?
No no that was a topic change 😁
Really great place. I liked the plaque at the end that pointed out that the guillotine was really sort of anti-torture - it was a tool to end oppression.
Ooo. Perfect option then, really.
It was designed to be "humane". Think Mary, Queen of Scots...
Worth remembering the Dutch ate one of their leaders. Probably tasted like chicken taco. 🫣
wow, just looked that up reminds me of this fellow
This!!! I tried liking it more than once. He's just a miserable old man.
Seeing Latins beat up gets him and Himmiller off...
You have to give joy to receive it. All he gives is brutality.
Lol, he wanted a raucous frenzy of pomp like Un gets, and instead got a museum tour guide they have for school groups.
Trump envisioned North Korea but ended up with a high school marching band
and what exactly do you have against high school marching bands, huh? They are fine kids doing a good job of marching in a band ... or banding in a march ... or something ... but they are fine!
I was in a Boy Scout marching band, and I can categorically state that we could march for miles in step, unlike the casually strolling Army buddies in this parade.
Melania looks thrilled, as ever.
His birthday is probably one of her contractually required days.
Good on her, she's killing two birds with one stone!
She must have an arrangement.
Good. At the very least, he should be ostracized and mocked by everyone in this country daily. Did this repulsive sorry ass excuse for a human think we were just going to roll over and fall in line. No chance in hell.
I hate Texas but thank you for supporting America instead of a wannabe king 👏👏👏👏👏
He did think that, I guarantee it.
Excellent signs at my central Texas rally which had a great turnout!
He’s missing his nappy time.
Is he sitting behind a bulletproof screen while the Army marches 2.5 miles for his self-aggrandizement?
Somebody remembered Sadat.
I'd be behind a bulletproof screen too if I tore up the Constitution and then had thousand of people with guns sworn to protect it march past me.
yes. remember, if they were real, the two so called assassination attempts were by republican maga.
That ⬆️‼️
Hopefully it will make him end himself tonight
I swear it looks like Lara is telling her kid, "No, we can't leave yet. Grandpa needs us here."
We need the Veep credits put to this video.
he looks like he lost custody of Big Balls
Nut boy
The Washington Post did exactly that.
With spliced in audio of Emilia Clarke sarcastically talking about the last series of Game of thrones.
Who's guy looking with dare I say disgust and concern over DT's shoulder lol 👀
Not sure, i was wondering too
Looks like his name is Walt Nauta and theres a whole thing about him... abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
interesting gotta love how the law is just a suggestion now
Although I wish UK and US had not backed down in Suez 1956.
It was intentional
All it would take is one stroke, aneurysm or heart-attack to save the fucking world from this ghastly Lovecraftian horror summoned from the dregs of reason's farthest shores.
Except for Vance....
And Thiel, Musk and their muse Curtis Yarvin. Trump is a bumbling moron with idiot advisors, but Vance is another story.
lightning
Vance scares me because he'll be more competent and energetic. But he also doesn't have the stranglehold on the party that his boss does, and I suspect a lot of the worms in Congress will suddenly and mysteriously find their spines the moment they're dealing with him instead of Trump.
Yeah, but he's even more disliked than Ted Cruz, and that's saying something
The couch likes him?
Does it though, or does it have Stockholm syndrome?
Maybe...
Vance's lack of charisma will cause the feeding frenzy trying to gain control in the void of a rudderless Maga & the resulting implosion would be felt as it splinters into tiny bits. Some may to rally behind trump offspring but still too small to accomplish anything within 10-20 years.
Vance can be countered by having Dems control either the Congress or the Senate. Both ideally.
NNNNNOOOOOOO! Then we'd have Peter Theil's couch humping hamster, who is actually capable of some coherent thought
Peter Sellers/Chauncy Gardener !!!!!! That’s exactly the bewildered alien ‘look’ !!!!
Yup, hence the Shah of Iran. A greedy despot who used "Savak", his secret police just like Trump's using I.C.E.
Glad your birthday sucked, you absolute shitbag!!
“They’re talking about someone besides me?!”
Hahaha Hahaha poor diaper king.
He seemed to be wishing Jeffrey Epstein was still around to throw him a birthday party instead.
Everybody looks bored and miserable.
Because it is not about him. “Rattling about World War One. I’m sitting write here guys. It’s MY PARTY!”
Looks like he’s dosed off
*dozed (stupid autocorrect!)
Little Column A, little Column B ...
Do you think her cheeks will implode if she continues to try to hold back that sh•t-eating grin she’s not-so-secretly nursing?
I think Melania has disassociated right out from under those shoulder pads and is mentally on a tropical beach.
🤭
I wonder how much she gets paid per appearance?
$20,000 per hour is what I’ve heard several times
😒
It is really sad when you have to pay your wife for any public appearance. She made bank on the campaign trail.
Might just be cheaper to hire imposters, and we know he's cheap. . .
Who?
Elon slipped her some K just for the event.
I don’t care, do you?
This IS the kind of misfortune that I DO wish upon him.
Nobody likes you Donald. Nobody.
except for mtg. mtg is in love with him
It amusing watching the young girl behind (Eric/Lara kid) chewing the flag on a stick and poking it into her (probably) brother’s ear showing the boredom of kids forced to be somewhere with the “grown-ups. Then Lara trying to get a selfie “for the ‘gram”
I feel so bad for the kids who were dragged to this. They must be bored out of their skulls.
yes, but they're doing gods work, annoying the nasty nasty adults around them, exposing everyone's boredom and catalysing irritation and bickering.
We can only hope. 🙏
Excellent point
It apparently never occurs to this Lara person to tell the kid, "Don't put the flag in your mouth, honey. It looks disrespectful."
Embarrassing.
wait till he finds out he signed up for 3 and a half more years of this
I hope so. I’m afraid he going to find a way to stop the next elections. “You only need to vote this one last time guys.”
Hegseth looks like he knows it sucks and he's the next to be thrown under the bus LOL
He survived signal gate only to get sacked for planning a pathetic parade for the piss-baby in chief
Or under the tank
The squeaky tank.
Is he struggling to stay awake?
Until it isn’t.
Some Pentagon heads will over this debacle. Do you get the feeling that their hearts weren't in the assignment? No one can blame them.
Neither hearts nor minds
Generally the details people aren’t the same as the ‘everyone doing what we tell them will make everything easy to achieve’ people.
Aw, and they tried so hard to get people to come! Here’s 2 Craigslist ads for seat fillers. The second offers crypto! 🤣 bsky.app/profile/thef...
"No MAGA hats." Interesting.
Not really. One of the ads offers the hats.
Melanin Events? I’m going to have to go satire on this.
Oh wow I didn’t catch that! 😳
I guess it didn't give him the boner he anticipated
That’s what I was thinking
Oh he got a boner alright but it didn’t last long enough for him to get off let alone get Melanoma off. 😎
Pretty sure the only for that last one to happen has dollar signs attached.
This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 he deserves every miserable moment.
Pouting because he just got played by Israel, is going to drag US into war, and oil is going to $200 a barrel. Dumb fk.
The sentient fragment of Trump's mind must be so grateful to Israel & Iran for kicking off this weekend & grabbing the news away from his disastrous parade & the millions who took part in No King demos. If he had half a functioning brain cell remaining, I might think he had organised it himself.
Netanyahu organized the strikes despite King Taco telling him not to do it (as Iran is also a client of his boss Vlad Putin). Not even his closest "allies" respect him.
The implication was that Trump no longer possesses any sentient parts to his brain Netanyahu is a monster. He acts for himself & his interests, IOW staying in power & not going to gaol. He doesn't care about the hostages or Israel in the long term. They were just the excuse he needed to destroy Gaza
Netanyahu is a monster by Israeli standards. By Iranian or Palestinian standards, he is a liberal softie.
He is a monster by my standards.
Oh, agreed. Hitler was worse than Mussolini, but Mussolini was bad enough.
Just looks like an evil gathering
Melania looks thrilled to be there too 🤣
This jackass has the look of a 10-year old that wasn't able to blow out all his candles. This little video should play in a endless loop in both houses of Congress for the duration of Trump's term. See the turd they're enabling & their own demise.
Look at His Magasty King Piss-frosted Pumpkin Tits getting his big boy parade. I hope his mushroom feels bigger. Melania, lock your door tonight. Or don't. I don't give a fuck what he wants from you.
She's dreaming of the Trump Tower security guy, he's wondering when Ivanka will next visit his nether regions.
The security guy is thinking he needs to get a raise, those ED meds are expensive and it's really difficult maintaining with someone who has such a bad attitude about everything now.
Plus antibiotics for the First Escort's sexually-transmitted diseases.
OMG, thanks for the laugh!
I love how you say “feels” bigger not “gets bigger”. Haha
😂
And, if history has taught us anything, he will take it whether she wants it or not…
I don’t think he can even if he wanted to. I know the official number is 79 years but we all know he looks closer to 90 years. His dead soulless eyes are a dead give away.
I absolutely hurt myself laughing at “His Magasty King Piss-frosted Pumpkin Tits.”
Melania loves the mushroom. Don’t kid yourself.
Pure gold and very eloquently said!
😭🏆
I mean, yeah.
Nothing worse than a woman scorned…😎
Ouch!! But I love it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We all know she won't even be in the same state as him by 10pm, let alone in the same building.
Ohhh, I love this!
His Magasty King Piss-frosted Pumpkin Tits is the goddamned best thing I’ve ever read! Hahaha
😂😂😂👏🏻
Is that Waltine Nauta behind him?
Shit the valet is his only family?
When a low ranking valet gets a front row seat you Know this is a 3rd string event. (If that,)
Is “American Valet” going to be the title of his future biopic?
American Varlet
American Varmint
Sounds like a furriner!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haz he bin reported to ICE??!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (/s in case anyone is reading this to a MAGAt)
Oh, thanks! I was wondering who the hell that is behind him looking at him like that!!!! He looks concerned that the Birthday Boy doesn't look 👀 happy
his diaper changer
Every Goldfinger has an Oddjob, I guess.
dang. did Melanoma get more work done?
Body double?
could be one of the 'doubles'
Could have fixed N Carolina infrastructure from storms
Whomp whomp Even Satan doesn’t want him
Hail Satan!
Not quite a Ceaușescu moment, but it’ll do.
Me, Googling Ceaușescu... 👩🏻💻
Let’s guess who gets blamed. DefSex Pete? Sex of State lil Marco? Sex of Ignorance(aka Education). JD Pants? Mrs Felon? MILLER???????
WTAF how can any sane person worship this guy? 🤣
I don't think any do.
He's having to listen to something that isn't about him.
He’s going to fall asleep again, isn’t he…
that's just what he looks like all the time
I think Taco Don might be shitting his pants.
😂🤣😂 … what a fucking Loser. While Trump sulked, Corning, NY celebrated love and #Pride. We are united; #NoKings — not now, not ever. #SoFLXpride
Thank you, Corning. I'll be up your way in about 10 days/ Family reunion.
That's one of the best battle jackets I've ever seen. Love it.
I thought the same.
But at least he is not gay.
I celebrated Pride in Brooklyn and had a *great* time even in the rain! Best Street Fair EVER!
I used to think the glass museum was the best thing about Corning. UNTIL NOW 🌈✊
🎯
Love you Corning NY. From your friends in Baltimore, MD. #NoKings - not her, not there!
Love the Black Vest what a fantastic statement! Thank you
I love all of this post as well!
⚜️ 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🐾
Happy Pride, Corning!
🥳
That's Awesome! Love the rainbow letters! 👏👏
Were his kids there?
O we will fight, fight, fight for Iowa State, And may her colors ever fly. Yes, we will fight with might for Iowa State, With a will to do or die, Rah! Rah! Rah! Loyal sons forever true, And we will fight the battle through. And when we hit that line we'll hit it hard every yard for I.S.U.
He was falling asleep again. Need for speed before public appearances
Funny how nobody seems to take this as a sign of decline.
I'd rather sit thru 1000 detentions in high school than sit thru this sleepfest for 5 minutes. Yikes.
Melania thinking she should contact her attorney ASAP to renegotiate the prenup.
Who ordered the history professor? I’m only interested in watching troops paying homage to me and the big machines that make things go boom.
Someone forgot that authoritarian military marches need adoring fans forced to wave flags and cheer as all the hardware goes past, a la Soviet Moscow and North Korea.
I’m sure that was what he was expecting. Seems even his magats r losing interest. Sad
Hahahahaha!!! Fuck him!!!
Even Malebolge would be preferable to this godforsaken "party".
That’s Waltine Nauta behind him, an accessory to Trump’s theft and concealment of our nation’s most classified documents. He was a glorified valet to Trump before he earned his stripes committing crimes for him. Mafia state.
Wow, nauta 👀, been a minute
And now he is on the viewing stand?? Why?? Is he a dignitary? He carries the diet Coke button? There are a few people watching him, not the perade.
I thought so! WTF!!!!!
Just imagine the NYT or WaPo saying it plainly—Trump’s birthday parade was a meager spectacle for an infantile, would-be tyrant, and the protests everywhere else were celebrations of a country we still wish to see governed under the Constitution. Impossible. Those quisling editors merit our hatred.
…WaPo’s lead editorial is not bad, but not good, either. They’re still in the “bargaining” stage, pretending they can modify or mitigate Trump’s assault on the nation with respectful criticism. wapo.st/3HVecJa
Jeff Bezos owns the Post
To my eyes, and I subscribed for 25 years, it initially got better under Bezos, and hasn’t changed much since he spiked that presidential endorsement last summer. I think it’s a bit of a misapprehension. WaPo was always this way—great hard reporting, compliant “political” reporting and Opinions.
So, bad. Delusional.
Sadly the elites don’t want to push that narrative out of their papers
Unfortunately I'm not holding my breath, but if I had it my way a lot of top brass in the MSM would be tried during the inveitable upcoming Nuremberg trials 2.0 for all the sanewashing, knob polishing, fash condoning apologia they did.
Looks like he’s asleep. 🙄
I’m glad his turnout sucked. I feel bad for the soldiers who had to participate in this scam.
You shouldn’t. Did you see them march? It was the poorest example of military discipline I’ve ever seen at a public event. They weren’t happy and they let it show.
True. It was lackluster. Good for them!
The troops were just walking--not really marching.
What a chump, sitting at that sorry ass parade watching tanks & troops parade by with sparse spectators while millions of people vigorously protested against him. Sad sack.
Maybe he didn’t realise by forehand that a parade would take hours and that it would be all NOT ABOUT HIM.
Oh, sad! Nobody showed up, and no one wanted to play or do anything, or sing happy birthday, and they did sing it but they didn't mean it, and now they're telling him they're not going to Chuck E. Cheese afterward anyway because he already had a slice of cake,
2/ 2/ and he should play by himself with his new stuff that cost a lot of money and no one knows why, and pretend he has friends, and it's always just like this and no one notices,
I'm not the arbiter of Gen AI, but in this case, I'll allow it
You mean they aren't going to TACO Bell End?
He's nodding right out, Melania looks like she's suppressing laughter, and Hegseth is wondering
2/ if that voice is God, or similar, trying to say something, or if it's part of his brain wondering why they can't go somewhere else, and maybe he should as the wife if she can hear it, she always likes it when he tells her important things.
Wondering where his life went so wrong.
He could have been golfing.😂
May he have the day he deserves
I’d like to see Melania’s invoice for this appearance.
I was thinking the same thing too, what does he have to do/pay her to attend an event with him. I also thought, looking at the video, that he might be taking a shit in his pants. He's got a pained look on his face. If that is the case, I'm sure Melania has a clause in her contract for 2x pay.
She has to be paid to tolerate the stench, that's fair.
That appears to be Melania 2.0. But its hard to tell. She gets fillers so often her appearance sometimes changes weekly.
He is wearing a catheter these days.
Not for the poop shute
Actually, there is an anal catheter.
That’s just Pete Hegseth.
Brutal🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He IS an anal catheter.
I’m sure she’ll get stiffed whatever the amount!
I'm sure she's smart enough to get paid up front.
This time paid by the US taxpayers.
You can see her visibly counting the seconds until she's contractually allowed to leave.
I wonder if she takes American Express
That’s a Pulitzer Prize winning photo.
He's SLEEPING 😴 (On our tax $) 🤬
Yes, either that or making in his pants. Either way it's costing us $45 Million.
The little girl chewing the flag behind the the ex-cheetho advert is not only amusing, but appears to be the only alive person in the scene.
She's biting on the stick to avoid screaming.
She looks dumb as a rock.
Hey, let's not shame kids for being young kids. I know, she's a Trump, and I'm not holding my breath she'll become a well adjusted, awesome adult, but she didn't pick her family and for now she hasn't really done any harm being a little girl.
Children are usually not born being dumb, it's on their parents to literally raise them proper. But yea that kid could still make up for it and turn out just fine hopefully.
Maybe like "The General's Son" (If you read the book by Miko Peled).
We can hope. Obviously I want nothing more than for people to turn out okay, even when I don't think that's particularly realistic given their home life or family.
It's a tough situation when you know one day they'll be an adult responsible for their own actions and may well just end up being another Trump, but they didn't ask to be born to that terrible family nor have they done wrong just by proxy of being born and raised by that family.
That's his granddaughter
One of Eric’s kids, i think
I wondered who it was, and I didn't know that. Maybe she'll end up on the Mary Trump side of the divide.
That appears to be Eric and Lara Trump's daughter. Looks like she's on his lap while fascist momma takes selfies. What a pathetic group of degenerates🤮
Thank you for pointing out that detail, something joyful to go with the misery.
Flag is probably made in China, so no telling what the thing is made of, prolly got lead in the paint, something equally toxic in the fabric dyes...
Ha Ha, that is funny:-) Although, I have been using (preferring) Chinese products for decades and haven't been poisoned yet. Heck! I even opted for the Chinese Covid vaccine.
Bigger news. A Melania sighting! She's still alive
Interestingly enough, Putin has body-doubles that are capable of playing both people. It's fascinating, really... 🤔
Just a bottomless hole of need, unfillable
He looks like he’s taking a dump in a gas station
Delicious
Or he could be sh!tting himself again.
Probably both I'd say
That may be how he self-soothes
😂😂😂
That explains all the looks of disgust around him
No king ever sat on such a hard bench....:)) [NARRATOR#1] 'Still has his diaper as cushion though.' [NARRATOR#2] 'Bet he shat in it, for more padding.'
It’s not if he shit himself. It’s how many times he shit himself.
Melania has gotten accustomed to the odor.
The best picture of president Trash I've seen all year! 😂😂😂
He looks bored, sleepy, and miserable.
Contrast this with the joyful footage of today's protests. Trump has chosen to live in a sad, sad world where everybody wears a suit, the food is all unseasoned, and it rains every day. No art, culture, or music. No diversity. And nobody knows how to dance.
No pets, no books, no genuine friendships
No sex unless it's paid for or a rape
He pays for those, too, just in court and NDAs
Probably he doesn't know there's a world out there where it's different because no-one ever invited him...
What a colossal waste of tax payers money..hungry kids could have been fed .. everywhere.
His first history class.
He should have gone to a #NoKings protest full of happy people having fun. 🎊👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🎉✌🏻👯♀️🪧🔥
Even fake melania#3 doesn’t look happy
Or paid in crypto, like FLOTUS. He wasn't expecting a history lesson as his birthday treat. And Hegseth looks desperate to find the bar. I liked the narrator having to correct himself about the year of the Armistice ("1919. 1918")
Echoing Trump's inability to learn the correct date for the post WW1 pandemic.
There she is .. after all the crap.. yes she's in on the gig.! parents are Russian.. $$$$$__ first ...
Slovakian
Slovenian!
Oops!
happy to help
Lol thanks !!
I find this to be a good mnemonic. www.cnn.com/style/articl...
EXACTLY. 😂
😂🤣😆😂
Lol .
Hegseth probably needs a drink…his presentation to his boss is not going well
I'm sure he had a few, the buzz is wearing off.
He just realized he's absolutely cooked
"Why are they talking about the Army, and not me?"
Kendall Roy, finding out he no longer has world's worst birthday party:
I can't believe it took me four years to figure out that he's Don Jr. 🤦
The funniest part is that Alan Ruck was Tiffany.
Did he rap for his dad’s birthday party? Trying to remember that event.
For his dad's birthday party, he did rap.
Yes!!! Tx!
I AM DYING 💀💀💀 iconic!
I've got to rewatch Succession!
Kieran Culkin was amazing in it.
👍
I'm enjoying his misery way too much...
Be careful what you wish for...
So, crying then napping in the middle of his own b'day party? Sounds about right for a toddler.
is he nodding off?
I sort of dream of meeting him to laugh in his face and just call him a loser. The worst insult you could probably say to this guy's face is that he has never beaten a man LOL
... and it's true. The chickenshit coward got "bone spurs" just in time for Vietnam.
He looks like that all the time now. Re: his recent portraits
No one came to Little Donnie’s birthday party.
Did someone add the voice and music in the foreground? 🤟😍🤌
Give him a double quarter pounder and he might smile.
Trumpty Dumpty sits on a throne of lies. He will not make it to 80.
"But...but my BEYOOTIFUL PARADE!!. It's BORING and my ass hurts! "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is that a hint of a smirk/smile on Melanie's face? 😉
tRumpy is zealous about getting a photo of emigrants looking like criminals, he is arresting American Citizens & people that are in processing legally, applying for asylum? If trump wants a photo of a convicted Felon criminal, he should just take a selfie photo in his mirror. Period! Not joking!🙃
he knows he’s toast🫠
You sad pathetic man - see where you've brought us to Our ideals die around us all because of you But the saddest cut of all - Someone has to turn you in Like a common criminal, like a wounded animal A jaded mandarin A jaded mandarin Like a jaded faded faded jaded jaded mandarin
the accuracy
I don't think anyone said happy birthday to him either... the poor widdle fascist. Threw himself a party and nobody said thank you or brought him a gift.
Whisky Pete counting the seconds until he can go have a drink
That's not Melania.
I think that might actually be real, Melania. I'm not sure though. She's had a busy week playing wife.
She's slowing turning into a Fox News Blonde (maybe her next paying gig).
The fake one wears sunglasses and smiles. That’s the real one - she’s there for the 💰💰💰
I'm imagining Melanoma thinking: 'looks like everyone else feels the same way I do about you.'
Wow! They should’ve gone to the No King’s Day protests where people actually celebrated the country with energy and very creative signs bashing the threats of trump & fascism.
behind plexi-glass LOL
He after two attempts on his life in the last 18 months and the murder in Minnesota of an elected politician by a fake policeman today and the wounding of another he was probably ordered to.
At this rate I think he’s just gonna sh**t himself 😂😂😂
It's a sneeze guard. Gotta protect the troops from whatever Whiskey Pete Hegseth brings back from his benders
Remember during Covid I think early on in 2020, only reason I knew who he was when he was made defsec was I remembered he was the fox guy who said he hadn’t washed his hands in 10 years because he doesn’t believe in germs.
How many flasks was he packing?
I believe he calls them 'body armor'.
😂
He's asleep.
He looks same in church, chubby? Lol
Quite a sneer on Melania's face!!
Totally schmuckified…
Melania looks like she wants to personally slap the shit out of every other person there. 😂
Really? www.welt.de/geschichte/z...
That look on Hegseth's face: "He's gonna blame me for this. God I hate my job."
I thought it was more like "if I don't get a drink soon I'm gonna start seeing those snakes again" 🍸🍸🇨🇦🇺🇸✊️👊✌️
Guessing that bottle of Bourbon will be empty by 12 midnight.
“Fuck, I need a pint”
He actually looks like he needs a hit of something to get revved up
Give Whiskey Pete a lil' nip
"It's been a full hour without a glass of whiskey, why didn't I bring my flask?"
Donnie’s diaper is full again, I could sure use some blow to get that stench out of my nose
🎯🎯🎯🎯
Nah, he is on a countdown until he can bladdered again in private.
I thought he was having a wet dream. My bad.
Dreams of Jägermeister floating through his little brain.
He’ll just get wasted to forget about it