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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social

Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

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jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 17,845 3,800

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social

God, he looks bored.

jun 15, 2025, 2:31 am • 4 0 • view
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Babs @babsklein2.bsky.social

Pete falling asleep (passing out)

jun 14, 2025, 11:22 pm • 8 0 • view
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Lynda @tommixer.bsky.social

#TrumpsMoroseRegime

jun 20, 2025, 2:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Robert Ciolek @rciolek.bsky.social

I suspect he is simply bored. By his words and actions, it is clear that he could care less about the military and service to our country. This draft dodger and coward only sees the military as props to be used and abused for his delicate ego.

jun 15, 2025, 4:20 pm • 93 10 • view
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The Infinitely Prolonged @wowbaggert.bsky.social

He's energized when his cult is feeding him adulation. There was basically none of that for his big dumb parade, since hardly anyone showed up.

jun 15, 2025, 6:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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Luka T. Harborhound @harborhound.bsky.social

Sleep-farting his way through his own birthday party 😂

jun 16, 2025, 3:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jacg @jacg1.bsky.social

He’d rather be at his tacky roach-infested golf motel amongst all the suck-ups & plastic people than with actual people who give true service

jun 15, 2025, 6:11 pm • 30 1 • view
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Crazy Mary antifascist @embeessem.bsky.social

👍👍

jun 15, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gina Canter @gnacan2.bsky.social

He's already said that military men who get killed or wounded are "suckers and losers". I wouldn't even want to look at him if I was an military soldier. I bet he made them all look at him - except the ones on the end who watch where they are going. The best position. Can't see him.

jun 15, 2025, 11:10 pm • 7 1 • view
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Not Under the Influence @tinkicker86.bsky.social

It wasn't all about him.

jun 16, 2025, 1:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kat Sheridan @katsheridan.bsky.social

I find it striking that there's not a single one of his children or grandchildren to "celebrate" dear old daddy Donny's dud day. Especially given that the following day was Father's day. No Ivanka. No Don Jr. No Barron. Not a single family member except Mel and she's paid to be there.

jun 16, 2025, 3:05 pm • 12 0 • view
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PissyWitch🧹 @skwirellmom.bsky.social

Theyre behind him

jun 17, 2025, 12:18 am • 2 0 • view
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D4rkong @d4rkong.bsky.social

And at points you can see she was very obviously enjoying his misery.

jun 16, 2025, 4:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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JoWonderland @jowonderland.bsky.social

Lara trump and tiffany were there. They were like a row back from him. Not sure if Don Jr was there too or Ivanka. Only saw the vid clip of when lara was taking the pic with one of the kids with a flag in their mouth.

jun 16, 2025, 3:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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JoWonderland @jowonderland.bsky.social

I think the ones not present are prob barron and ivanka. Barron would have been sitting next to or very close to melania if he was there and ivanka would have been front and center in the row between eric and tiffany

jun 16, 2025, 3:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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rekab.bsky.social @rekab.bsky.social

The little blond girl behind Mel, sucking on the flag stick is his grand daughter next to Lara Frump.

jun 17, 2025, 1:25 am • 2 0 • view
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Venus of Santa Cruz @venusofsantacruz.bsky.social

He’s one of those people who finally gets what he wants and he’s still not happy…. He’s like, “what was I thinking?” 😂

jun 14, 2025, 11:04 pm • 8 0 • view
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plooger @plooger.bsky.social

Kinda love that he’s forced to sit through a lecture on history.

jun 15, 2025, 12:54 am • 143 1 • view
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1nationundrhospice.bsky.social @1nationundrhospice.bsky.social

Yeah, where the announcer explains how in the first 6 months after US joined the fight in 1917, 50k American "losers" lost their lives and 195,000 more were injured in WWI? Huh. Prolly first time he's ever heard that. Candy-ass daddy's prince.

jun 15, 2025, 1:39 am • 62 4 • view
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plooger @plooger.bsky.social

I’m sure he didn’t hear it this time either, unless the writer was clever enough to regularly insert words/phrases that sound like “rump.” But at least he had to sit through it, unable to duck-out like at a military cemetery.

jun 15, 2025, 2:26 am • 34 1 • view
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Wineaux @wineaux1.bsky.social

I think he was catching a cat nap. Notice tht he looked up once, then later to the side, & then back to his 'cat nap position'. Does the same at funerals, courtroom, even whn he was signing some deal w/the Saudis...any place where he has to sit still. He just dozes off. Google 'Trump dozing off

jun 15, 2025, 5:04 am • 17 1 • view
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Alison McCourt @alisonmac.bsky.social

I bet he was thinking it should have all been about him

jun 15, 2025, 1:43 am • 4 0 • view
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Idiokratie @idiokratie.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZws...

jun 14, 2025, 11:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Miss Demeanor @starlighttwinkle.bsky.social

He looks like he’s in pain or has hemorrhoids

jun 14, 2025, 11:41 pm • 7 0 • view
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eeeeeeeeeee @christbot.bsky.social

He is a hemorrhoid.

jun 14, 2025, 11:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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holdencaulfield-jr.bsky.social @holdencaulfield-jr.bsky.social

I feel sorry for the hemorrhoids

jun 15, 2025, 1:04 am • 5 0 • view
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EmmyEm 🇺🇸🇬🇧💙 @emmyem24.bsky.social

No room for hemorrhoids, what with the entire GOP House in there.

jun 15, 2025, 2:55 am • 3 0 • view
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atoni.bsky.social @atoni.bsky.social

Poor Donny, why so sad? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

jun 14, 2025, 11:20 pm • 5 0 • view
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Michael Markowitz @markowitz.bsky.social

When he gets back to the White House, oh how the ketchup will fly.

jun 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 22 0 • view
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antiauthoritarian.bsky.social @antiauthoritarian.bsky.social

What is going on with him? Falling asleep??

jun 15, 2025, 1:01 am • 3 0 • view
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elroy1313.bsky.social @elroy1313.bsky.social

Well he fell asleep at his own criminal trial numerous days and he fell asleep at the big RNC Convention. Of course he is sleeping. I mean did you expect for $50,000,000?

jun 15, 2025, 1:59 am • 3 1 • view
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antiauthoritarian.bsky.social @antiauthoritarian.bsky.social

All true…

jun 15, 2025, 2:16 am • 1 0 • view
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joedrawing3 @joedrawing3.bsky.social

It looks like he is having a hard time trying to take a dump.

jun 15, 2025, 1:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Faithless Grace @faithlessgrace.bsky.social

I hope he’s fucking miserable until the end of his days.

jun 14, 2025, 11:34 pm • 94 2 • view
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Carolina Moon @aozora-aonami.bsky.social

He will be, he's been miserable since the beginning of his days.

jun 14, 2025, 11:47 pm • 56 0 • view
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Stevie Nips @toocoolage.bsky.social

That's not true, haven't you seen how happy he is in photos/videos with Epstein?

jun 15, 2025, 12:25 am • 40 0 • view
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Carolina Moon @aozora-aonami.bsky.social

Well yes, but I wouldn't describe the pleasure he got from raping teenagers as joy. Maybe for him it was.

jun 16, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Canuparadigm @canuparadigm.bsky.social

🎯

jun 15, 2025, 5:30 am • 1 0 • view
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superjaded8.bsky.social @superjaded8.bsky.social

And may they be short, thank you Jesus.

jun 15, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Sky (he/them)🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🍉🇺🇦 @clearsky06.bsky.social

Oh come on. Surely if there was ever a good reason to believe in an afterlife it would be to hope he has a miserable after his days too.

jun 15, 2025, 8:16 am • 4 0 • view
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tee4three.bsky.social @tee4three.bsky.social

It is the 250 Anniversary of the Army, but unfortunately it is anything but happy. #NoKings

jun 14, 2025, 11:29 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jen @jennyflower.bsky.social

He's disconnected in case he learns something from history.

jun 14, 2025, 11:11 pm • 7 0 • view
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Керрі Світ🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇪🇺 @carriesweet.bsky.social

Maybe he ate a bad taco

jun 15, 2025, 12:09 am • 8 1 • view
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com

For ref bsky.app/profile/mrhe...

jun 15, 2025, 7:40 am • 24 4 • view
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Wilhelmus Janus @wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 12:01 pm • 7 1 • view
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meeele.bsky.social @meeele.bsky.social

Heyyyyyyyyy I’m so old I would know that Benny anywhere!!! 😍

jun 15, 2025, 9:01 pm • 2 1 • view
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Wilhelmus Janus @wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social

Actually, I was looking for the scene where he wears a boiling pan...:)) (pretty sure that one was also in the BlueSky GIF collection, but can no longer find it (there)...upside is I did a deep dive, and found the 2x uniformed lads saluting (not 100% sure whether Benny Hill, but not many like this).

jun 15, 2025, 9:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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meeele.bsky.social @meeele.bsky.social

I love it! I remember those late nights after Carson when Benny Hill was the last thing on before the tv turned to bars. He was so silly, naughty and politically incorrect. Lol, I’m having memory lane giggles 🤭

jun 15, 2025, 9:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wilhelmus Janus @wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social

While not his best, another search on 'pan' gave me one I had never seen before; indeed incorrect on so many levels....:)) (the only upside is a kitchen matriarchate) (today, both the matriarchate & the crossdressing would infuriate Maggops....:)) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdx...

jun 15, 2025, 9:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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meeele.bsky.social @meeele.bsky.social

Sooooo many levels! It’s crazy what they got away with!😳😳😳😳😳😱 British humor from the 70’s was its own beast. 😏

jun 15, 2025, 11:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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Peter Doubt @peter-doubt.bsky.social

"don't talk about the war!"

jun 18, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wilhelmus Janus @wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social

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Kristine @grammal.bsky.social

Is that an actual history lesson I hear?

jun 15, 2025, 1:37 am • 2 1 • view
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DragonFlyQueen @86stitt.bsky.social

But how much did we pay Melania to be there? More or less than the parade?

jun 15, 2025, 12:51 am • 18 0 • view
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mallissaa.bsky.social @mallissaa.bsky.social

Check with Russia 🇷🇺 They’ve all been paid for 💵

jun 15, 2025, 9:44 am • 1 0 • view
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bxbx4.bsky.social @bxbx4.bsky.social

That just warms the heart ♥️

jun 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 12 0 • view
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Connie2448.bsky.social @connie2448.bsky.social

I bet that's exactly what he looked like in all his classes! That same bored look and falling asleep. No wonder he's so dumb. 🤷‍♀️

jun 15, 2025, 3:03 am • 6 0 • view
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ANGEL - BadAss Resister @nivula.bsky.social

Paid actors!

jun 15, 2025, 2:03 am • 8 0 • view
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Grumpy Grandpa @beeba1.bsky.social

nap time

jun 14, 2025, 11:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jacki Wunderlin @lovesanimals9.bsky.social

Melanoma seems positively giddy about performing her prenup duties. 🤣🤣🤣

jun 15, 2025, 12:15 am • 12 0 • view
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Nick Walker Hirsch @dreamseadrifter.bsky.social

This is just comedy gold. That hellishly cheerful, ceaseless description of military vehicles just droning on like an asmr video while everyone sits there unable to even pretend to be happy. Fascism sucks for everyone, including fascists.

jun 15, 2025, 5:12 am • 269 10 • view
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AllAboutMyArt 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @blossombenson.bsky.social

Did you catch the evening news? None of the less than positive stuff (no PEOPLE!) was mentioned. All the major networks were interviewing soldiers, excited to be included. God, I hate him. He turns everything to 💩

jun 15, 2025, 5:50 am • 52 3 • view
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melilaand.bsky.social @melilaand.bsky.social

SNL writers r loving this

jun 15, 2025, 6:57 am • 3 0 • view
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Robert Williams @robwiny.bsky.social

Have a look at the faces of Trump and entourage at 1:12 when the chirpy announce-a-tron says "We continue...". You can actually see their souls trying to escape their physical frames!

jun 16, 2025, 2:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nick Walker Hirsch @dreamseadrifter.bsky.social

Exactly. The way I cackled at that moment

jun 16, 2025, 3:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Evelyn Olansky, Mxtress of Public Health @credible-source.bsky.social

It felt like walking into a war history museum in a Fallout game.

jun 15, 2025, 12:51 pm • 13 0 • view
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Evelyn Olansky, Mxtress of Public Health @credible-source.bsky.social

*tinny voice from an unseen speaker playing Sousa march* "As you enter the chamber of American genius, on your left is the statue commissioned by our last and best President, in honor of his many nameable accomplishments" *turn to look at the statue, head falls off, lands face down in his own lap*

jun 15, 2025, 1:08 pm • 18 1 • view
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@MayTaiTai @matya.bsky.social

Fuck them!

jun 15, 2025, 5:54 am • 2 0 • view
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CreativeHeroes @creativeheroes.bsky.social

This looks like a playtest of a new hell prototype for Trump.

jun 14, 2025, 11:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ray Oday - I live where my real name would have me disappeared @rayoday.bsky.social

Talk about low levels of creativity. Trump can't trump Xi.

Xi in his red flag
jun 15, 2025, 12:01 am • 4 0 • view
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Peter Benn @thatproviso.bsky.social

Pininfarina redux....

jun 15, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
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Dashing MD @dashingmd.bsky.social

This speech was written and possibly delivered (?) by AI.

jun 14, 2025, 11:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jonny Quest @kcjon.bsky.social

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Mike Steaks @mike-steaks.bsky.social

hahah it looks so fucking boring! he thought it was going to be some big inspirational event and it's a total pathetic flop.

jun 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 8 0 • view
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LL Price @llprice.bsky.social

Or is he falling asleep again?

jun 15, 2025, 12:03 am • 3 0 • view
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jazzyj44.bsky.social @jazzyj44.bsky.social

And Hegseth looks hungover as shit 🤷‍♂️

jun 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 10 0 • view
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wolfgangbrooks.bsky.social @wolfgangbrooks.bsky.social

'That bacon cheeseburger is just racing through me.'

jun 15, 2025, 2:03 am • 5 0 • view
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Baker🇺🇦🌻 @bakerblue.bsky.social

Not happy campers apparently.

jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 11 0 • view
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Neil Cameron @neilcam57.bsky.social

Also not empty pampers....

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Baker🇺🇦🌻 @bakerblue.bsky.social

Lolzies..

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Sunnydazehaze @sunnydazehaze.bsky.social

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

jun 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paul B @basicben.bsky.social

Hegseth be like: "3 more hours and then I can have a beer..."

jun 15, 2025, 11:31 pm • 30 0 • view
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Archibald Graham @archwrightgraham.bsky.social

I doubt he waited three hours

jun 16, 2025, 1:49 pm • 10 0 • view
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jookymakeyoukooky.bsky.social @jookymakeyoukooky.bsky.social

Water bottle w/vodka.

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Darth Roacho @darthroacho.bsky.social

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Kate Simpson, PhD, RN @katersimpson.bsky.social

Awww, what a shame 😊. Well deserved!

jun 15, 2025, 2:43 am • 4 0 • view
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Luinori Stoutshield @luinoristoutshield.bsky.social

He's not inconsolable; he's bored and tired. He's a child.

jun 16, 2025, 9:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social

*all around me are familiar faces…*

jun 16, 2025, 1:59 pm • 26 0 • view
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Penguin 🐧😷 @penguin42.bsky.social

"Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday ..."

jun 16, 2025, 2:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social

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Artless Dodger @thegreatduggo.bsky.social

Appropriate!

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Mark Rosenberg @markrosenberg.bsky.social

Looks like time to put Grampa to bed.

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mkovis.bsky.social @mkovis.bsky.social

He looks asleep or sick even.

jun 15, 2025, 9:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Aunt Aoife @rarrahrar.bsky.social

Melanie gets paid $1M for each public appearance which is why she's repressing a smirk.

jun 15, 2025, 2:13 am • 44 1 • view
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leftwingnutjob.bsky.social @leftwingnutjob.bsky.social

Probably our tax dollars

jun 15, 2025, 3:14 am • 10 0 • view
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Trouble Cuffs @troublecuffs.bsky.social

There is no "probably" about it. The “appearance fees”, the ruts in roads from the tanks that will need repair and the cost of the Grindr locations for several cronies...tax dollars.

jun 15, 2025, 5:51 am • 9 0 • view
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Stevie Hate @steveeboy.bsky.social

Hey, where is this info found? I didn't know she has a deal like that. I just wondered why she's disappeared.

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BernardoVerda @bernardoverda.bsky.social

It looked to me that she's thinking she doesn't get properly compensated for the intense embarrassment (and boredom) she suffers for standing (or sitting) beside him in public, like a dutiful wifey is supposed to do.

jun 15, 2025, 4:36 am • 1 0 • view
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sooty4472.bsky.social @sooty4472.bsky.social

Where's John Philip Souza when he's needed to spice up this sad affair ?

jun 15, 2025, 7:22 am • 6 0 • view
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jeanjeanie.bsky.social @jeanjeanie.bsky.social

jun 14, 2025, 10:52 pm • 64 1 • view
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Blanche Neige, Esq. @blancheneigeesq90.bsky.social

Melania’s been racking up a lot of overtime this month.

jun 14, 2025, 11:21 pm • 25 0 • view
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angry-goddess.bsky.social @angry-goddess.bsky.social

You know Melania is not going to be in that bunker with him

jun 14, 2025, 11:32 pm • 10 0 • view
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Cathy Michelle @cathy3of6.bsky.social

Melania is queen grifter. I do not wish her well

jun 15, 2025, 12:49 am • 11 0 • view
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@gretagroots @gretagroots.bsky.social

Why can't that felon sit like a normal person?

jun 15, 2025, 12:31 am • 2 0 • view
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🌸🐱🐭🌸 🖇️ @threekitties.bsky.social

Big, fat, fascist baby!

jun 15, 2025, 8:54 am • 6 1 • view
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Jay Perk @johnathanperk.bsky.social

Hegseth is drunk.

jun 15, 2025, 12:46 am • 53 1 • view
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Patrick @casatucson.bsky.social

But he wants another one real bad.

jun 15, 2025, 2:46 am • 16 0 • view
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Canuparadigm @canuparadigm.bsky.social

One is too many, ten not nearly enough

jun 15, 2025, 5:30 am • 9 0 • view
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Rick @rickatx.bsky.social

Probably the only way I could get though this tbh

jun 16, 2025, 4:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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youraibabydaddy.bsky.social @youraibabydaddy.bsky.social

When is he not a functional alcoholic. He must be going through it bad today for people to see it.

jun 15, 2025, 4:34 am • 2 0 • view
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Process Driven @processdriven.bsky.social

Awww.....c'mon Donnie, smile! Tinpot dick-traitors are soooo much prettier when they smile!

jun 15, 2025, 5:11 am • 7 0 • view
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Michael Picchu @michaelpicchu.bsky.social

There are several other major stories today. No one is paying attention to his parade. Even if they were, it’s not a very impressive one. Total fail.

jun 14, 2025, 11:31 pm • 22 0 • view
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Leigh Harrison Helberg @leighhelberg.bsky.social

When nobody likes you and your mom invites the cousins

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Lucylee 54 @llkahler54.bsky.social

And they don't want to go

jun 15, 2025, 12:09 pm • 9 0 • view
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WendyPeffercorn.bsky.social @wendypeffercorn.bsky.social

I am now deceased

jun 15, 2025, 2:32 am • 11 0 • view
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Leigh Harrison Helberg @leighhelberg.bsky.social

I try

jun 15, 2025, 8:14 am • 3 0 • view
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Cardigan Queen 🫧🚯♻️ @catsidhi.bsky.social

*Your cousins that also don't like you and only came for the free food.

jun 15, 2025, 4:04 am • 30 2 • view
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Leigh Harrison Helberg @leighhelberg.bsky.social

🤣

jun 15, 2025, 8:01 am • 3 0 • view
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cheddargram.bsky.social @cheddargram.bsky.social

Better yet 🤣

jun 15, 2025, 4:44 am • 4 0 • view
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We are all ANTIFA now. @kdoggmn.bsky.social

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Joe Gaumer @jdgaumer.bsky.social

I miss this

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Canuparadigm @canuparadigm.bsky.social

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WriteWhale @writewhale.bsky.social

I miss real human beings in the White House

jun 15, 2025, 1:04 am • 5 0 • view
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Angry_Gammy ❌👑 @bquintiliani.bsky.social

My 2 favorites 💙🇺🇸💙

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@JusJerri 💙✌💫🐾 @italiano727.bsky.social

These 2 💙

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JaneCalamity @systemofadowner.bsky.social

Swag-ger!

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Greg Carr @gregcarrhope.bsky.social

I hearted but that Biden doesn’t exist anymore.

jun 15, 2025, 1:44 am • 0 0 • view
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annewriter.bsky.social @annewriter.bsky.social

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Parchment @parchment1.bsky.social

💐💐💐

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🇺🇦🇨🇦ThatSimmerTeresa🧡 @thatsimmerteresa.bsky.social

I was too young to fully appreciate Obama in office. I looked up to Michelle in high school.

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Harry Chancey @harrychancey.bsky.social

Wait’ll you hear his speech. Almost put himself to sleep.

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EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social

I’d say Melania looks thrilled, but who can fucking tell…?

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damn… not here @damnnothere.bsky.social

why is it the Star Wars font

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curmudgeonline.bsky.social @curmudgeonline.bsky.social

The venn diagram between benzos and botox

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Hoss @hosshendrix.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂

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louislebel.bsky.social @louislebel.bsky.social

She is just hoping he has a heart attack, so she gets the money. The only pictures where she is smiling is when she is with anyone but Don.

jun 15, 2025, 3:37 am • 4 0 • view
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Greg Carr @gregcarrhope.bsky.social

Whipped, scheming, regifting ….,

jun 15, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Tone the 🦴 @tonethebone.bsky.social

If you'd had Donalds Cheese monster up your anus then you'd have that face!

jun 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Ollie @kappakatch21.bsky.social

I actually think she's holding back the giggles bc Donald is so miserable.

jun 15, 2025, 12:06 am • 2 0 • view
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pepperryan.bsky.social @pepperryan.bsky.social

She's saving all of her smiling for the day the headline drops and she can tell Barron that Justin Trudeau is his real dad.

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
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truthhawk.bsky.social @truthhawk.bsky.social

Botox.

jun 15, 2025, 3:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Woodrow Upstream @nom-de-plum.bsky.social

Dogs know . . .

An image of two dogs, one is squinting.
jun 15, 2025, 2:39 am • 4 0 • view
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mspyeinthesky.bsky.social @mspyeinthesky.bsky.social

I think she is thrilled that no one came to his bday party. She hates him just like everyone else.

jun 15, 2025, 12:02 am • 6 0 • view
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Bk1 @bkend44.bsky.social

Ugh

jun 15, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
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danush.bsky.social @danush.bsky.social

Just don’t come out w/ any glowing bio after all this. She made a contractual deal…

jun 15, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
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danush.bsky.social @danush.bsky.social

She made her deal. She does what’s expected. Who cares anymore….

jun 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 9 0 • view
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Mickey Rottinghaus @golfsobad.bsky.social

I don't really care; do you? www.npr.org/2018/06/21/6...

jun 15, 2025, 12:26 am • 9 0 • view
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danush.bsky.social @danush.bsky.social

Again. Don’t be coming out w/ any bio…..because we all know she made a deal. Just go away.

jun 15, 2025, 12:34 am • 2 0 • view
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HappyCat @happycat11.bsky.social

Also, when having sex with Donny

jun 15, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
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ch6314.bsky.social @ch6314.bsky.social

Wonder what the price tag is on that.

jun 15, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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@trixiecramden 🌻 @trixiecramden.bsky.social

Lol

jun 15, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
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felinesareperfect.bsky.social @felinesareperfect.bsky.social

That Melania pic would make a fine cover for the upcoming book "The Joy of Sex With Trump."

jun 15, 2025, 12:57 am • 4 0 • view
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Huge Sea Word @oceanisgay.bsky.social

They forgot to put in her emotion chip

jun 15, 2025, 11:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Ren Hollitt @rensaysthings.bsky.social

Emotions cost extra.

jun 15, 2025, 2:10 am • 8 0 • view
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Jodi @jodiwrk.bsky.social

Her face radiates hate. They deserve eachother.

jun 15, 2025, 12:12 am • 8 0 • view
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Foxessa @foxessa.bsky.social

Neglected to include constipated.

jun 15, 2025, 12:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Foxessa @foxessa.bsky.social

It's amazing -- the 50501 stole the Mudville Taco Parade BD fiesta from Taco, all across the country -- with the millions who protested in heat and rain. With the rally right now in NYC with the AOC and Mamdani rally which is just frakin' amazing -- and televised. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymr...

jun 15, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 1 • view
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nordbymir.bsky.social @nordbymir.bsky.social

I think she is worried if she attempted to smile more than once or twice in a day, her face may split into several fissures.

jun 15, 2025, 3:25 am • 5 0 • view
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fartknocker jones @okienoah.bsky.social

she was paid extra today, so you’d think she’d be happy

jun 15, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
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#ROC Lover @loyald-14613.bsky.social

Enamoured.

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gandalfpc.bsky.social @gandalfpc.bsky.social

Fancy a shag?

jun 16, 2025, 9:19 am • 1 0 • view
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☭ Doom Pacifist 🍉 @doompacifist.bsky.social

I mean, if I had to be with Trump for more than 10 minutes I'd feel empty inside too.

jun 14, 2025, 11:46 pm • 157 0 • view
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Michele Desoer 🇺🇸🇵🇹🇺🇦 @mmdesoer.bsky.social

She made her bed…

jun 15, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Ⲕⲁⳙ⳨⳨ⲩ: ᴀ Kᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ɪᴍᴘʀɪɴᴛ @kauffy.us

Eh, the Madam probably did.

jun 15, 2025, 3:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Zoe Samuel @zoesamuel.bsky.social

...you hope. The alternative is too horrible to imagine.

jun 15, 2025, 12:26 am • 36 0 • view
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☭ Doom Pacifist 🍉 @doompacifist.bsky.social

Shit, I didn't even think about that aspect 💀

jun 15, 2025, 8:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Joe Daziel @joedalziel.bsky.social

Oh! 🤯😱

jun 15, 2025, 1:31 am • 5 0 • view
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Silvie @silvie13.bsky.social

Her pockets are full!! It’s a waiting game now…

jun 15, 2025, 1:02 am • 3 1 • view
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exuberantsinner.bsky.social @exuberantsinner.bsky.social

Imagine how you’d feel if you had to do the things she’s had to do.

jun 15, 2025, 12:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Deb. I DISSENT ❌👑 🌊🌊💙🫘 @medic1983.bsky.social

They must have been uncomfortable and wet as rags. It was sweltering with 80% humidity in DC.

jun 14, 2025, 11:50 pm • 23 0 • view
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Susan @mumsthewordle.bsky.social

So one good thing at least

jun 15, 2025, 12:29 am • 12 0 • view
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ohpipedown.bsky.social @ohpipedown.bsky.social

I watched exactly 30 seconds and instantly became excruciatingly bored. Omg.

jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 82 1 • view
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Audacious Ness @audaciousness.bsky.social

Needs more drag queens, flags, singing and dancing for sure.

jun 14, 2025, 11:15 pm • 135 2 • view
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Sunnyshell @mermaids-do-exist.bsky.social

And more rainbows! Lots and lots of rainbows!

jun 15, 2025, 12:32 am • 6 0 • view
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Robert Teeter @rteeter.bsky.social

Our side has those things.

jun 14, 2025, 11:21 pm • 58 0 • view
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ohpipedown.bsky.social @ohpipedown.bsky.social

We absolutely do

jun 14, 2025, 11:22 pm • 21 0 • view
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social

They should have had some 4H floats from the state fair.

jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 9 0 • view
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ohpipedown.bsky.social @ohpipedown.bsky.social

Cotton candy at least

jun 15, 2025, 2:16 am • 9 0 • view
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GardenGallivant.bsky.social @gardengallivant.bsky.social

They could have borrowed a few floats from the Rose Carnival parades from eithrer Cologne or Düsseldorf. www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/german-...

jun 15, 2025, 4:31 am • 18 0 • view
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ohpipedown.bsky.social @ohpipedown.bsky.social

The Bros Parade

jun 15, 2025, 4:33 am • 2 0 • view
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HipCat @arthurcraven.bsky.social

Thank gawd!

jun 15, 2025, 4:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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oceancalm.bsky.social @oceancalm.bsky.social

And certainly, the parade needed some candy throwing!!

jun 15, 2025, 1:49 am • 3 0 • view
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ohpipedown.bsky.social @ohpipedown.bsky.social

At least some beads

jun 15, 2025, 2:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Attilatheblond @theattilatheblond.bsky.social

Should've gone to Pride Parade in Bisbee, AZ instead. There was PLENTY of that. And JOY! Lots of JOY!

jun 15, 2025, 1:48 am • 3 0 • view
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A Faceless ○ŊƐ @justa9.bsky.social

America is the little girl gnawing nervously on the tiny American flag in the background.

jun 14, 2025, 11:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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4ann-marie.bsky.social @4ann-marie.bsky.social

How many millions at the No Kings events??

jun 15, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view
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C-Lee @c-leewest.bsky.social

image
jun 14, 2025, 11:21 pm • 6 0 • view
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gougane.bsky.social @gougane.bsky.social

Ha ha the commentator got the year that WW1 ended wrong. Didn’t Cap’n Bonespurs make that mistake once too.

jun 14, 2025, 11:54 pm • 9 0 • view
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Jeff Soltes @uncjeffs.bsky.social

You had one job dude yeah that was pathetic

jun 15, 2025, 12:11 am • 3 0 • view
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fred-decker.bsky.social @fred-decker.bsky.social

When you're in 2nd grade and you're at Chuck E. Cheese for your birthday and it's just you and the damn mechanical rat because your whole class blew you off (because you're an insufferable little prick).

jun 15, 2025, 1:13 am • 257 12 • view
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BlueSconnieBadger @badgerblue.bsky.social

You win

jun 15, 2025, 1:42 am • 34 0 • view
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cheddargram.bsky.social @cheddargram.bsky.social

You nailed it 🤣

jun 15, 2025, 4:43 am • 0 0 • view
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동하 dong ha @main-user-no-1.bsky.social

The fact that the military parade went ahead without being canceled symbolically infuriated me very much. We need to set a precedent and a symbol by destroying this administration and fascism even more thoroughly from its roots !!!

jun 15, 2025, 12:09 am • 7 1 • view
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fritzee.bsky.social @fritzee.bsky.social

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

jun 15, 2025, 11:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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luvmy3dogs.bsky.social @luvmy3dogs.bsky.social

Aww, it rained on his parade. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

jun 15, 2025, 7:26 pm • 18 1 • view
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JanemNow @janmek.bsky.social

I’m surprised MAGA didn’t call the rain God’s blessing on The Chosen One. 😵‍💫

jun 15, 2025, 11:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social

Muttering to himself about how boring it is and making a mental note that next time he needs to make sure they fire off some guns and stuff.

jun 15, 2025, 5:20 am • 8 0 • view
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Mary Claire 💙🩵🇺🇸☮️ @claire9389.bsky.social

jun 14, 2025, 11:48 pm • 152 10 • view
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annewriter.bsky.social @annewriter.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 12:04 am • 19 1 • view
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Mary Claire 💙🩵🇺🇸☮️ @claire9389.bsky.social

You know she’s freaking loving this!!! I can hear the laugh right now!

jun 15, 2025, 12:09 am • 30 1 • view
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Sharyn @essh12.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 2:17 pm • 16 1 • view
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Mary Claire 💙🩵🇺🇸☮️ @claire9389.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

jun 15, 2025, 2:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sharyn @essh12.bsky.social

Let’s give it up for the ladies👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

jun 15, 2025, 2:32 pm • 7 0 • view
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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

I -love- how every single person in this shot is emoting a different stage of grief

jun 15, 2025, 1:38 pm • 233 6 • view
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PJCoquet @pcoquet.bsky.social

"I wish I was anywhere other than here."

jun 15, 2025, 2:18 pm • 72 1 • view
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blackanvil.bsky.social @blackanvil.bsky.social

Malignia looks like she's about to crack up

jun 16, 2025, 4:14 am • 41 0 • view
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Beth Pink @bethpink.bsky.social

Right before she touches her hair with her hand, she clearly is stifling a laugh!

jun 16, 2025, 2:12 pm • 13 0 • view
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🍉°SIMON°🍉 @ngadef.bsky.social

She'll be dancing at the funeral

jun 16, 2025, 2:41 pm • 9 0 • view
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Oligarch @oligarca.bsky.social

With her current lover/client.

jun 16, 2025, 9:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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🍉°SIMON°🍉 @ngadef.bsky.social

LOL 🤣

jun 18, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beth Pink @bethpink.bsky.social

I watched her, and at one point she slips up, and one corner of her mouth goes up as she stifles a laugh! And the whole time she was side eyeing trump, seeming to enjoy his misery. Not that she's any kind of better person ~ she's as big a narcissist as he is

jun 16, 2025, 2:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lumberjill @lumberjilly.bsky.social

Grief or boredom.

jun 15, 2025, 3:47 pm • 6 0 • view
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patseg.bsky.social @patseg.bsky.social

They all look absolutely miserable!

jun 15, 2025, 2:33 pm • 5 0 • view
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J H @jpjh88.bsky.social

Nauta is staring at him like, Sir your diaper is full and needs changing

jun 15, 2025, 4:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jacg @jacg1.bsky.social

He drew the short straw so has to sit right behind him & downwind 🤢🤮

jun 15, 2025, 6:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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J H @jpjh88.bsky.social

No that is his job, Nauta is the diaper changer. Hence being Trumps valet

jun 15, 2025, 6:40 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jacg @jacg1.bsky.social

🤢 The keeper of the Stool 🤮

jun 15, 2025, 6:56 pm • 4 0 • view
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J H @jpjh88.bsky.social

Exactly!

jun 16, 2025, 1:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social

I thought Wink Martindale was dead. Or is that an ai of his voice?

jun 15, 2025, 3:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Thaddeus Maximus @thadmessenger.bsky.social

image
jun 14, 2025, 11:33 pm • 500 87 • view
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Mary Claire 💙🩵🇺🇸☮️ @claire9389.bsky.social

🤣🤣

jun 14, 2025, 11:49 pm • 9 1 • view
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Thaddeus Maximus @thadmessenger.bsky.social

I love all the whiners triggered by what is basically a cartoon.

jun 15, 2025, 1:20 am • 40 1 • view
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1nationundrhospice.bsky.social @1nationundrhospice.bsky.social

🥂

jun 15, 2025, 1:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Thaddeus Maximus @thadmessenger.bsky.social

How many are self-styled "Alphas"?

jun 15, 2025, 1:28 am • 20 0 • view
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Dissident Love @dissidentlove.bsky.social

Yes.

jun 15, 2025, 1:33 am • 5 0 • view
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Canuparadigm @canuparadigm.bsky.social

But are their balls tanned

jun 15, 2025, 5:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Thaddeus Maximus @thadmessenger.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

jun 15, 2025, 10:22 am • 0 0 • view
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BishopOfHome @viodem.bsky.social

Most erect he’s ever been.

jun 15, 2025, 1:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Thaddeus Maximus @thadmessenger.bsky.social

OOOOOOHHHHH DA-YUM!

jun 15, 2025, 1:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social

@beckybunzy.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 2:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social

lolz

jun 15, 2025, 2:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sharon Carbine @sharoncarbine.bsky.social

LOL!

jun 15, 2025, 12:04 am • 2 0 • view
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bayless59.bsky.social @bayless59.bsky.social

😂😂😂…too funny

jun 15, 2025, 1:38 am • 3 0 • view
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WriteWhale @writewhale.bsky.social

Brilliant!

jun 15, 2025, 1:02 am • 3 0 • view
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laïcité @misappropriated.bsky.social

He knows it was a failure, which is why he’s planning to help Israel crush Iran now.

jun 17, 2025, 3:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Vicky @vickyteal.bsky.social

Love this pic

jun 15, 2025, 2:37 am • 3 0 • view
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MartinLauffer @martinlauffer.bsky.social

He’s having a crisis of severe boner envy…

aug 10, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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felinesareperfect.bsky.social @felinesareperfect.bsky.social

Perfect artistic rendition of DC today.

jun 15, 2025, 1:00 am • 4 0 • view
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tdiggity.bsky.social @tdiggity.bsky.social

This is absolute gold!

jun 15, 2025, 12:08 am • 4 0 • view
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social

“I drew this very beautifully with tremendous photo-realism and detail because I’m very talented and you really should be embarrassed by how jealous you are, very sad.” 🪥🎨

jun 15, 2025, 12:41 am • 12 0 • view
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anitathepita.bsky.social @anitathepita.bsky.social

Typically, AI “art” kinda pisses me off 👵🏻, but I’ll make an exception 😂😂😂

jun 15, 2025, 3:53 am • 6 0 • view
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Sky (he/them)🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🍉🇺🇦 @clearsky06.bsky.social

Nah, I'll still call it out. It's still lazy, harms the environment, and steals from artists. I wish people would actually make memes again. I would prefer a poorly cropped, low quality meme any day of the week over AI garbage.

jun 15, 2025, 8:13 am • 9 0 • view
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BigBossLuffy @bigbossluffy.bsky.social

FFS, the announcer is AI.

jun 15, 2025, 12:27 am • 4 0 • view
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TJ Walker @westcoast-tj.bsky.social

I bet it is. Seriously. Cheap and who would do this?

jun 15, 2025, 12:43 am • 3 0 • view
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BigBossLuffy @bigbossluffy.bsky.social

You can tell it's AI at the 50-second mark.

jun 15, 2025, 2:41 am • 2 0 • view
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Page Lee ❌👑🇺🇸 @firbirdnc.bsky.social

That looks completely awful 😂

jun 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 4 0 • view
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Red Painter @redpainter1.bsky.social

This man has no joy in his life. Zero.

jun 14, 2025, 11:18 pm • 97 1 • view
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The Duckman))) @theduckman.bsky.social

Good.

jun 14, 2025, 11:39 pm • 53 0 • view
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Mask Wearing Doggie @tbas7000.bsky.social

My thought exactly. GOOD. When you feel entitled to hurt innocent people like he does, you deserve nothing.

jun 14, 2025, 11:57 pm • 31 0 • view
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The Duckman))) @theduckman.bsky.social

Oh, he deserves things.

jun 15, 2025, 12:05 am • 38 0 • view
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💙 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖💙 @ellewibble.bsky.social

I was just reading this morning about how the people of Romania in 1989 rise up against their dictator. What they did to him and his wife. Very deserving. It’s good to read about history.

jun 15, 2025, 12:10 am • 18 0 • view
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Mask Wearing Doggie @tbas7000.bsky.social

I remember when that happened. It's good to read about history, is weird to be so old to remember it happening at the time it happened.

jun 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 4 0 • view
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💙 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖💙 @ellewibble.bsky.social

You know … I was just thinking about that … I remember when Waco happened and saw a thing today that was like “Waco is such a nice place to live. The people here are so engaging.” Uuuuuuuuuuuum …… no thanks . 🫢

jun 15, 2025, 12:20 am • 3 0 • view
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Eloon’s Gulf of Mexico @anitahanjob.bsky.social

Watch the video. It’s very satisfying.

jun 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 6 0 • view
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💙 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖💙 @ellewibble.bsky.social

1stly I saw the photos of the event . Didn’t know there was a video . Nice one! 2ndly …. Your @ … lol

jun 15, 2025, 12:18 am • 4 0 • view
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Mask Wearing Doggie @tbas7000.bsky.social

👍

jun 15, 2025, 12:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Mask Wearing Doggie @tbas7000.bsky.social

😉

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Quant @quantumentangler.bsky.social

Yeah, probably. Changing subjects, though, check out this cool pic I took in Amsterdam.

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jun 15, 2025, 1:13 am • 45 2 • view
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1nationundrhospice.bsky.social @1nationundrhospice.bsky.social

YESSSSSS! The Museum of Torture! So enlightening. Eh-hem, you were saying about who deserves what?

jun 15, 2025, 1:32 am • 4 0 • view
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💙 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖💙 @ellewibble.bsky.social

No no that was a topic change 😁

jun 15, 2025, 1:34 am • 4 0 • view
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Quant @quantumentangler.bsky.social

Really great place. I liked the plaque at the end that pointed out that the guillotine was really sort of anti-torture - it was a tool to end oppression.

jun 15, 2025, 2:10 am • 4 0 • view
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1nationundrhospice.bsky.social @1nationundrhospice.bsky.social

Ooo. Perfect option then, really.

jun 15, 2025, 1:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Duckman))) @theduckman.bsky.social

It was designed to be "humane". Think Mary, Queen of Scots...

jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 4 0 • view
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Joe Daziel @joedalziel.bsky.social

Worth remembering the Dutch ate one of their leaders. Probably tasted like chicken taco. 🫣

jun 15, 2025, 1:33 am • 19 1 • view
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💙 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖💙 @ellewibble.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 1:36 am • 11 0 • view
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Orion @warpfactor10.bsky.social

wow, just looked that up reminds me of this fellow

jun 15, 2025, 6:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Danster @danandhisdogs.bsky.social

This!!! I tried liking it more than once. He's just a miserable old man.

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
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cbee6.bsky.social @cbee6.bsky.social

Seeing Latins beat up gets him and Himmiller off...

jun 15, 2025, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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upchuck66.bsky.social @upchuck66.bsky.social

You have to give joy to receive it. All he gives is brutality.

jun 15, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social

Lol, he wanted a raucous frenzy of pomp like Un gets, and instead got a museum tour guide they have for school groups.

jun 14, 2025, 11:53 pm • 17 0 • view
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leftwingnutjob.bsky.social @leftwingnutjob.bsky.social

Trump envisioned North Korea but ended up with a high school marching band

jun 15, 2025, 3:11 am • 16 3 • view
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Avagraha @segaru.bsky.social

and what exactly do you have against high school marching bands, huh? They are fine kids doing a good job of marching in a band ... or banding in a march ... or something ... but they are fine!

jun 15, 2025, 5:46 am • 4 0 • view
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Professor Furious @professorfurious.bsky.social

I was in a Boy Scout marching band, and I can categorically state that we could march for miles in step, unlike the casually strolling Army buddies in this parade.

jun 15, 2025, 2:00 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ellin Stein @ellinst.bsky.social

Melania looks thrilled, as ever.

jun 15, 2025, 1:17 am • 5 0 • view
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Free People Read Freely @librarymode.bsky.social

His birthday is probably one of her contractually required days.

jun 15, 2025, 1:37 am • 13 0 • view
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S D Delaney @luckychild.bsky.social

Good on her, she's killing two birds with one stone!

jun 15, 2025, 1:46 am • 3 0 • view
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Glostermeteor 🔶 @glostermeteor.bsky.social

She must have an arrangement.

jun 15, 2025, 9:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Callanish @callanish1.bsky.social

Good. At the very least, he should be ostracized and mocked by everyone in this country daily. Did this repulsive sorry ass excuse for a human think we were just going to roll over and fall in line. No chance in hell.

jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 123 8 • view
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Rebel Ron @rebelron.bsky.social

I hate Texas but thank you for supporting America instead of a wannabe king 👏👏👏👏👏

jun 15, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
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jbock1015.bsky.social @jbock1015.bsky.social

He did think that, I guarantee it.

jun 14, 2025, 11:10 pm • 20 0 • view
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Canuparadigm @canuparadigm.bsky.social

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informationbank.bsky.social @informationbank.bsky.social

Excellent signs at my central Texas rally which had a great turnout!

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jun 15, 2025, 12:48 am • 61 5 • view
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digitaldesert.bsky.social @digitaldesert.bsky.social

He’s missing his nappy time.

jun 14, 2025, 11:06 pm • 4 0 • view
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grollen @gnot.bsky.social

Is he sitting behind a bulletproof screen while the Army marches 2.5 miles for his self-aggrandizement?

jun 15, 2025, 6:43 am • 25 1 • view
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social

Somebody remembered Sadat.

jun 15, 2025, 7:55 am • 2 0 • view
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memnoch999.bsky.social @memnoch999.bsky.social

I'd be behind a bulletproof screen too if I tore up the Constitution and then had thousand of people with guns sworn to protect it march past me.

jun 15, 2025, 11:03 am • 12 0 • view
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demsforever.bsky.social @demsforever.bsky.social

yes. remember, if they were real, the two so called assassination attempts were by republican maga.

jun 15, 2025, 8:39 am • 6 1 • view
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annemariedejon5.bsky.social @annemariedejon5.bsky.social

That ⬆️‼️

jun 15, 2025, 11:00 am • 0 0 • view
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TheAnarchisthobbyist @anarchisthobbyist.bsky.social

Hopefully it will make him end himself tonight

jun 15, 2025, 12:25 am • 3 0 • view
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David in VA (from NC) @oldmancrot.bsky.social

I swear it looks like Lara is telling her kid, "No, we can't leave yet. Grandpa needs us here."

jun 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 10 0 • view
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Heath J. Chaney @heathjchaney.bsky.social

We need the Veep credits put to this video.

jun 15, 2025, 1:10 am • 6 0 • view
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Mistadobalina Reels @rudoreels.bsky.social

he looks like he lost custody of Big Balls

jun 14, 2025, 11:15 pm • 6 0 • view
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Patti @montanahuntress.bsky.social

Nut boy

jun 15, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mistadobalina Reels @rudoreels.bsky.social

Propaganda machine be like 'best birthday ever'

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Stephen Therry @stephentherry.bsky.social

The Washington Post did exactly that.

jun 15, 2025, 3:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Martin S Dixon is commission-able. @bunnysuicida.bsky.social

With spliced in audio of Emilia Clarke sarcastically talking about the last series of Game of thrones.

jun 14, 2025, 11:56 pm • 16 0 • view
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Caldera 🌋 @calderajones.bsky.social

Who's guy looking with dare I say disgust and concern over DT's shoulder lol 👀

jun 15, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Mistadobalina Reels @rudoreels.bsky.social

Not sure, i was wondering too

jun 15, 2025, 3:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Caldera 🌋 @calderajones.bsky.social

Looks like his name is Walt Nauta and theres a whole thing about him... abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...

jun 15, 2025, 3:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Mistadobalina Reels @rudoreels.bsky.social

interesting gotta love how the law is just a suggestion now

jun 15, 2025, 3:37 am • 0 0 • view
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mschif.bsky.social @mschif.bsky.social

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Peter Benn @thatproviso.bsky.social

Although I wish UK and US had not backed down in Suez 1956.

jun 14, 2025, 11:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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mschif.bsky.social @mschif.bsky.social

It was intentional

jun 15, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
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The God of Cities @thegodofcities.bsky.social

All it would take is one stroke, aneurysm or heart-attack to save the fucking world from this ghastly Lovecraftian horror summoned from the dregs of reason's farthest shores.

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jun 14, 2025, 11:09 pm • 115 6 • view
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Sven Rufus @svenrufus.bsky.social

Except for Vance....

jun 15, 2025, 12:07 am • 27 0 • view
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phatkhat.bsky.social @phatkhat.bsky.social

And Thiel, Musk and their muse Curtis Yarvin. Trump is a bumbling moron with idiot advisors, but Vance is another story.

jun 15, 2025, 8:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

lightning

jun 15, 2025, 1:04 am • 3 0 • view
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The God of Cities @thegodofcities.bsky.social

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Brown Thumb Having Scientist @chillyhibiscus.bsky.social

Vance scares me because he'll be more competent and energetic. But he also doesn't have the stranglehold on the party that his boss does, and I suspect a lot of the worms in Congress will suddenly and mysteriously find their spines the moment they're dealing with him instead of Trump.

jun 15, 2025, 1:33 am • 47 0 • view
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Karen H @karenmhj.bsky.social

Yeah, but he's even more disliked than Ted Cruz, and that's saying something

jun 15, 2025, 3:12 am • 17 0 • view
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pomeranianranger.bsky.social @pomeranianranger.bsky.social

The couch likes him?

jun 15, 2025, 3:34 am • 6 0 • view
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alicecatrina.bsky.social @alicecatrina.bsky.social

Does it though, or does it have Stockholm syndrome?

jun 16, 2025, 12:17 pm • 4 0 • view
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cbee6.bsky.social @cbee6.bsky.social

Maybe...

jun 15, 2025, 1:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Haunter1957 @thatghosttrainer.bsky.social

Vance's lack of charisma will cause the feeding frenzy trying to gain control in the void of a rudderless Maga & the resulting implosion would be felt as it splinters into tiny bits. Some may to rally behind trump offspring but still too small to accomplish anything within 10-20 years.

jun 15, 2025, 3:05 am • 3 0 • view
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The God of Cities @thegodofcities.bsky.social

Vance can be countered by having Dems control either the Congress or the Senate. Both ideally.

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Tom Calhoun @theonlyrealtmcmaui.bsky.social

NNNNNOOOOOOO! Then we'd have Peter Theil's couch humping hamster, who is actually capable of some coherent thought

jun 15, 2025, 9:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Xine Counelis @shrewofamherst.bsky.social

Peter Sellers/Chauncy Gardener !!!!!! That’s exactly the bewildered alien ‘look’ !!!!

jun 15, 2025, 2:50 am • 1 0 • view
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hcoranger.bsky.social @hcoranger.bsky.social

Yup, hence the Shah of Iran. A greedy despot who used "Savak", his secret police just like Trump's using I.C.E.

jun 15, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
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shadypaladin.bsky.social @shadypaladin.bsky.social

Glad your birthday sucked, you absolute shitbag!!

jun 15, 2025, 12:02 am • 31 0 • view
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Daytripper @daytripper72.bsky.social

“They’re talking about someone besides me?!”

jun 15, 2025, 12:39 am • 4 1 • view
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StopFascism @stopfacism.bsky.social

Hahaha Hahaha poor diaper king.

jun 15, 2025, 1:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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PetShopTroy @petshoptroy.bsky.social

He seemed to be wishing Jeffrey Epstein was still around to throw him a birthday party instead.

jun 16, 2025, 6:10 am • 1 0 • view
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grannykate8.bsky.social @grannykate8.bsky.social

Everybody looks bored and miserable.

jun 15, 2025, 6:32 am • 23 0 • view
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annemariedejon5.bsky.social @annemariedejon5.bsky.social

Because it is not about him. “Rattling about World War One. I’m sitting write here guys. It’s MY PARTY!”

jun 15, 2025, 11:03 am • 6 1 • view
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annalyticgirl.bsky.social @annalyticgirl.bsky.social

Looks like he’s dosed off

jun 15, 2025, 12:15 am • 3 0 • view
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annalyticgirl.bsky.social @annalyticgirl.bsky.social

*dozed (stupid autocorrect!)

jun 15, 2025, 12:17 am • 4 0 • view
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zahăr @tapestrybeast.bsky.social

Little Column A, little Column B ...

jun 15, 2025, 12:26 am • 5 0 • view
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Pips! @pips312.bsky.social

Do you think her cheeks will implode if she continues to try to hold back that sh•t-eating grin she’s not-so-secretly nursing?

jun 15, 2025, 11:15 am • 40 0 • view
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Erika @krystolla.bsky.social

I think Melania has disassociated right out from under those shoulder pads and is mentally on a tropical beach.

jun 15, 2025, 11:36 am • 63 0 • view
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Margaret. Ms. Sanger if you’re nasty. @dwnwthtyrants.bsky.social

🤭

jun 15, 2025, 12:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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Skimac22 @skimac22.bsky.social

I wonder how much she gets paid per appearance?

jun 15, 2025, 2:28 pm • 15 0 • view
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wendyjmcc.bsky.social @wendyjmcc.bsky.social

$20,000 per hour is what I’ve heard several times

jun 15, 2025, 2:39 pm • 13 0 • view
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smommhayes.bsky.social @smommhayes.bsky.social

😒

jun 15, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joshua L. Clemens @nightsailjlc.bsky.social

It is really sad when you have to pay your wife for any public appearance. She made bank on the campaign trail.

jun 15, 2025, 2:45 pm • 14 0 • view
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Harry @harryiii.bsky.social

Might just be cheaper to hire imposters, and we know he's cheap. . .

jun 15, 2025, 4:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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SpaceLenin @spacelenin.bsky.social

Who?

jun 15, 2025, 11:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Sian of the South @sianofthedead.bsky.social

Elon slipped her some K just for the event.

jun 15, 2025, 12:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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BlueMama @bluemamapa.bsky.social

I don’t care, do you?

jun 15, 2025, 11:58 am • 2 0 • view
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WndlB @wndlb.bsky.social

This IS the kind of misfortune that I DO wish upon him.

jun 15, 2025, 3:02 am • 11 1 • view
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Antifa stole the buses @suzinott.bsky.social

Nobody likes you Donald. Nobody.

jun 15, 2025, 12:24 am • 7 0 • view
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sk8rbelle.bsky.social @sk8rbelle.bsky.social

except for mtg. mtg is in love with him

jun 15, 2025, 3:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Dr Audrey Glover @draudreyglover.bsky.social

It amusing watching the young girl behind (Eric/Lara kid) chewing the flag on a stick and poking it into her (probably) brother’s ear showing the boredom of kids forced to be somewhere with the “grown-ups. Then Lara trying to get a selfie “for the ‘gram”

jun 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 45 0 • view
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Alexander Perch (He/They) @iqlofty90.bsky.social

I feel so bad for the kids who were dragged to this. They must be bored out of their skulls.

jun 14, 2025, 11:40 pm • 24 0 • view
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donnie dumpsterfire is deading! @sunnydarkgreen.bsky.social

yes, but they're doing gods work, annoying the nasty nasty adults around them, exposing everyone's boredom and catalysing irritation and bickering.

jun 15, 2025, 12:12 am • 19 0 • view
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Alexander Perch (He/They) @iqlofty90.bsky.social

We can only hope. 🙏

jun 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 4 0 • view
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Crazy Mary antifascist @embeessem.bsky.social

Excellent point

jun 15, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Bookwench 🇨🇦🐱🏳️‍🌈 @shiftercat.bsky.social

It apparently never occurs to this Lara person to tell the kid, "Don't put the flag in your mouth, honey. It looks disrespectful."

jun 15, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Guy 🏳️‍🌈 @guydemoeres.bsky.social

Embarrassing.

jun 15, 2025, 12:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brock @gocanescanes.lol

wait till he finds out he signed up for 3 and a half more years of this

jun 15, 2025, 5:38 am • 5 0 • view
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annemariedejon5.bsky.social @annemariedejon5.bsky.social

I hope so. I’m afraid he going to find a way to stop the next elections. “You only need to vote this one last time guys.”

jun 15, 2025, 11:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Scotch @s-renay.bsky.social

Hegseth looks like he knows it sucks and he's the next to be thrown under the bus LOL

jun 15, 2025, 12:19 am • 48 2 • view
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superjaded8.bsky.social @superjaded8.bsky.social

He survived signal gate only to get sacked for planning a pathetic parade for the piss-baby in chief

jun 15, 2025, 1:54 am • 9 0 • view
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Attilatheblond @theattilatheblond.bsky.social

Or under the tank

jun 15, 2025, 1:41 am • 15 0 • view
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Catherine Berry @isomeme.bsky.social

The squeaky tank.

jun 18, 2025, 3:33 am • 2 0 • view
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Dissident Love @dissidentlove.bsky.social

Video thumbnail
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Benita Bizarre @benita-bizarre.bsky.social

Is he struggling to stay awake?

jun 14, 2025, 11:41 pm • 15 0 • view
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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social

Someone didn't watch The Brady Bunch and it shows

An inconsolable Peter Brady is sad no one came to the birthday party he threw for himself after he was acting like a jerk
jun 15, 2025, 1:22 am • 9 1 • view
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Tim Clements-Levin @seattledad55.bsky.social

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girogeezoid.bsky.social @girogeezoid.bsky.social

Until it isn’t.

jun 15, 2025, 4:27 am • 3 0 • view
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ncwinelady.bsky.social @ncwinelady.bsky.social

Some Pentagon heads will over this debacle. Do you get the feeling that their hearts weren't in the assignment? No one can blame them.

jun 15, 2025, 4:51 am • 14 0 • view
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Canuparadigm @canuparadigm.bsky.social

Neither hearts nor minds

jun 15, 2025, 5:16 am • 4 0 • view
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chrismwheeler.bsky.social @chrismwheeler.bsky.social

Generally the details people aren’t the same as the ‘everyone doing what we tell them will make everything easy to achieve’ people.

jun 15, 2025, 12:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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🐝 thefabulous💛ne @thefabulous0ne.bsky.social

Aw, and they tried so hard to get people to come! Here’s 2 Craigslist ads for seat fillers. The second offers crypto! 🤣 bsky.app/profile/thef...

jun 14, 2025, 11:11 pm • 23 6 • view
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Marushka-T @marushka-t.bsky.social

"No MAGA hats." Interesting.

jun 15, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
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🐝 thefabulous💛ne @thefabulous0ne.bsky.social

Not really. One of the ads offers the hats.

jun 15, 2025, 2:04 am • 0 0 • view
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BlackSheep @blacksheeppdx.bsky.social

Melanin Events? I’m going to have to go satire on this.

jun 14, 2025, 11:33 pm • 18 0 • view
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🐝 thefabulous💛ne @thefabulous0ne.bsky.social

Oh wow I didn’t catch that! 😳

jun 14, 2025, 11:50 pm • 5 0 • view
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🐸Polly Jenna Stone🐸 @pollyjennastone.bsky.social

Birdsrightsactivist @probirdsrights I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
jun 15, 2025, 12:57 am • 10 0 • view
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WhatAimeeWrites @whataimeewrites.bsky.social

I guess it didn't give him the boner he anticipated

jun 15, 2025, 2:05 pm • 34 0 • view
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smommhayes.bsky.social @smommhayes.bsky.social

That’s what I was thinking

jun 15, 2025, 8:00 pm • 5 0 • view
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swipeass.bsky.social @swipeass.bsky.social

Oh he got a boner alright but it didn’t last long enough for him to get off let alone get Melanoma off. 😎

jun 15, 2025, 2:43 pm • 4 0 • view
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Old Soldier @oldsoldier999.bsky.social

Pretty sure the only for that last one to happen has dollar signs attached.

jun 15, 2025, 3:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sharon @sharondavis.bsky.social

This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 he deserves every miserable moment.

jun 14, 2025, 11:12 pm • 12 0 • view
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SILENCE=DEATH @maitridiamond.bsky.social

jun 14, 2025, 11:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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David Reeves aka Photoline @photoline.bsky.social

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ruskhat.bsky.social @ruskhat.bsky.social

Pouting because he just got played by Israel, is going to drag US into war, and oil is going to $200 a barrel. Dumb fk.

jun 15, 2025, 12:02 am • 25 1 • view
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Salomon Orellana @salomon7.bsky.social

There's gonna be ketchup on the walls tonight!

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Amanda @amandagillender.bsky.social

The sentient fragment of Trump's mind must be so grateful to Israel & Iran for kicking off this weekend & grabbing the news away from his disastrous parade & the millions who took part in No King demos. If he had half a functioning brain cell remaining, I might think he had organised it himself.

jun 15, 2025, 3:47 pm • 20 0 • view
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Oligarch @oligarca.bsky.social

Netanyahu organized the strikes despite King Taco telling him not to do it (as Iran is also a client of his boss Vlad Putin). Not even his closest "allies" respect him.

jun 16, 2025, 10:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Amanda @amandagillender.bsky.social

The implication was that Trump no longer possesses any sentient parts to his brain Netanyahu is a monster. He acts for himself & his interests, IOW staying in power & not going to gaol. He doesn't care about the hostages or Israel in the long term. They were just the excuse he needed to destroy Gaza

jun 16, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Oligarch @oligarca.bsky.social

Netanyahu is a monster by Israeli standards. By Iranian or Palestinian standards, he is a liberal softie.

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Amanda @amandagillender.bsky.social

He is a monster by my standards.

jun 16, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Oligarch @oligarca.bsky.social

Oh, agreed. Hitler was worse than Mussolini, but Mussolini was bad enough.

jun 16, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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samokablamo82.bsky.social @samokablamo82.bsky.social

Just looks like an evil gathering

jun 14, 2025, 11:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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klynnc.bsky.social @klynnc.bsky.social

Melania looks thrilled to be there too 🤣

jun 14, 2025, 11:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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acroadglide.bsky.social @acroadglide.bsky.social

This jackass has the look of a 10-year old that wasn't able to blow out all his candles. This little video should play in a endless loop in both houses of Congress for the duration of Trump's term. See the turd they're enabling & their own demise.

jun 15, 2025, 12:20 am • 22 0 • view
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social

Look at His Magasty King Piss-frosted Pumpkin Tits getting his big boy parade. I hope his mushroom feels bigger. Melania, lock your door tonight. Or don't. I don't give a fuck what he wants from you.

jun 14, 2025, 11:12 pm • 388 19 • view
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coffeequeen1.bsky.social @coffeequeen1.bsky.social

She's dreaming of the Trump Tower security guy, he's wondering when Ivanka will next visit his nether regions.

jun 15, 2025, 2:21 am • 38 1 • view
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Tom Calhoun @theonlyrealtmcmaui.bsky.social

The security guy is thinking he needs to get a raise, those ED meds are expensive and it's really difficult maintaining with someone who has such a bad attitude about everything now.

jun 15, 2025, 9:00 am • 9 1 • view
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Oligarch @oligarca.bsky.social

Plus antibiotics for the First Escort's sexually-transmitted diseases.

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Tom Calhoun @theonlyrealtmcmaui.bsky.social

OMG, thanks for the laugh!

jun 16, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ray Zapple 🇨🇦 @zapplepi.bsky.social

I love how you say “feels” bigger not “gets bigger”. Haha

jun 15, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Qwt Chz @qwtchz.bsky.social

😂

jun 14, 2025, 11:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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Cannibitch @axelsrose.bsky.social

And, if history has taught us anything, he will take it whether she wants it or not…

jun 14, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 1 • view
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groovetime.bsky.social @groovetime.bsky.social

I don’t think he can even if he wanted to. I know the official number is 79 years but we all know he looks closer to 90 years. His dead soulless eyes are a dead give away.

jun 15, 2025, 1:07 am • 4 0 • view
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A Ghost In the Shell @shellgeist.bsky.social

I absolutely hurt myself laughing at “His Magasty King Piss-frosted Pumpkin Tits.”

jun 15, 2025, 2:34 am • 3 0 • view
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Mad Girl @boomer4bs.bsky.social

Melania loves the mushroom. Don’t kid yourself.

jun 15, 2025, 4:22 am • 0 0 • view
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hardrockincanuck.bsky.social @hardrockincanuck.bsky.social

Pure gold and very eloquently said!

jun 14, 2025, 11:51 pm • 3 1 • view
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Phyll Indablank @phyllindablank.bsky.social

😭🏆

jun 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Lorraine Montez @lorrainemontez.bsky.social

I mean, yeah.

jun 14, 2025, 11:59 pm • 1 1 • view
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girogeezoid.bsky.social @girogeezoid.bsky.social

Nothing worse than a woman scorned…😎

jun 15, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Rosanne Butler @rosanne328.bsky.social

Ouch!! But I love it.

jun 14, 2025, 11:13 pm • 42 0 • view
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Omg_its_Crissy @stephcrissy.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

jun 14, 2025, 11:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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Cole Sutra @colesutra.bsky.social

We all know she won't even be in the same state as him by 10pm, let alone in the same building.

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 5 1 • view
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Chenin blanc @cheninblanc.bsky.social

Ohhh, I love this!

jun 15, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 1 • view
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Namely Me @j9pr.bsky.social

His Magasty King Piss-frosted Pumpkin Tits is the goddamned best thing I’ve ever read! Hahaha

jun 15, 2025, 3:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Crazy Mary antifascist @embeessem.bsky.social

😂😂😂👏🏻

jun 15, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tooey @sueric.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 12:17 am • 4 1 • view
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littlenomad @littlenomad.bsky.social

Is that Waltine Nauta behind him?

jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 30 0 • view
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littlenomad @littlenomad.bsky.social

It is!! 😄

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OutspokenArtist @outspokenartist.bsky.social

Shit the valet is his only family?

jun 15, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Peter Doubt @peter-doubt.bsky.social

When a low ranking valet gets a front row seat you Know this is a 3rd string event. (If that,)

jun 18, 2025, 7:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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lmfcrews.bsky.social @lmfcrews.bsky.social

Is “American Valet” going to be the title of his future biopic?

jun 14, 2025, 11:27 pm • 29 1 • view
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Mike, The Wrath of God @mtc111.bsky.social

American Varlet

jun 14, 2025, 11:29 pm • 16 0 • view
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holdencaulfield-jr.bsky.social @holdencaulfield-jr.bsky.social

American Varmint

jun 15, 2025, 1:02 am • 13 0 • view
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Neil Cameron @neilcam57.bsky.social

Sounds like a furriner!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haz he bin reported to ICE??!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (/s in case anyone is reading this to a MAGAt)

jun 15, 2025, 6:06 am • 3 0 • view
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auntgeese.bsky.social @auntgeese.bsky.social

Oh, thanks! I was wondering who the hell that is behind him looking at him like that!!!! He looks concerned that the Birthday Boy doesn't look 👀 happy

jun 14, 2025, 11:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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fl-anjet.bsky.social @fl-anjet.bsky.social

his diaper changer

jun 14, 2025, 10:50 pm • 6 0 • view
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littlenomad @littlenomad.bsky.social

Every Goldfinger has an Oddjob, I guess.

jun 14, 2025, 10:52 pm • 3 0 • view
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The_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social

dang. did Melanoma get more work done?

jun 14, 2025, 11:43 pm • 6 0 • view
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Attilatheblond @theattilatheblond.bsky.social

Body double?

jun 15, 2025, 1:56 am • 2 0 • view
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The_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social

could be one of the 'doubles'

jun 15, 2025, 2:03 am • 1 0 • view
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smommhayes.bsky.social @smommhayes.bsky.social

Could have fixed N Carolina infrastructure from storms

jun 15, 2025, 7:58 pm • 14 1 • view
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smommhayes.bsky.social @smommhayes.bsky.social

Whomp whomp Even Satan doesn’t want him

jun 15, 2025, 7:56 pm • 10 0 • view
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Paul B @basicben.bsky.social

Hail Satan!

jun 15, 2025, 11:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matthew @mattgoldey.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 1:29 am • 7 0 • view
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Tip Keeping Bellhop @chaptal.bsky.social

Not quite a Ceaușescu moment, but it’ll do.

jun 14, 2025, 11:05 pm • 9 1 • view
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auntgeese.bsky.social @auntgeese.bsky.social

Me, Googling Ceaușescu... 👩🏻‍💻

jun 14, 2025, 11:35 pm • 4 0 • view
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Phyllis Q @pquail2.bsky.social

Let’s guess who gets blamed. DefSex Pete? Sex of State lil Marco? Sex of Ignorance(aka Education). JD Pants? Mrs Felon? MILLER???????

jun 14, 2025, 11:46 pm • 6 0 • view
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Teresa @summergamesf.bsky.social

WTAF how can any sane person worship this guy? 🤣

jun 14, 2025, 11:28 pm • 12 0 • view
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up-owl-night.bsky.social @up-owl-night.bsky.social

I don't think any do.

jun 15, 2025, 12:15 am • 4 0 • view
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Una Lux @unalux.bsky.social

He's having to listen to something that isn't about him.

jun 15, 2025, 12:59 am • 6 0 • view
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Melissa @melissa1968.bsky.social

He’s going to fall asleep again, isn’t he…

jun 14, 2025, 11:06 pm • 11 0 • view
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CriticalQuit @criticalquit.bsky.social

that's just what he looks like all the time

jun 16, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Desert Cynic @desertcynic.bsky.social

I think Taco Don might be shitting his pants.

jun 15, 2025, 12:00 am • 12 0 • view
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Colleen Boland 🇺🇦🌏🏳️‍🌈🫡 @colleenboland.bsky.social

😂🤣😂 … what a fucking Loser. While Trump sulked, Corning, NY celebrated love and #Pride. We are united; #NoKings — not now, not ever. #SoFLXpride

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lizabbbbb.bsky.social @lizabbbbb.bsky.social

Thank you, Corning. I'll be up your way in about 10 days/ Family reunion.

jun 15, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nastybirdy @nastybirdy.bsky.social

That's one of the best battle jackets I've ever seen. Love it.

jun 15, 2025, 9:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Colleen Boland 🇺🇦🌏🏳️‍🌈🫡 @colleenboland.bsky.social

I thought the same.

jun 15, 2025, 11:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Greg Carr @gregcarrhope.bsky.social

But at least he is not gay.

jun 15, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Iron Curtain (Leah Abram) 🏳️‍⚧️ #BringBackEslam @ironcurtainyc.bsky.social

I celebrated Pride in Brooklyn and had a *great* time even in the rain! Best Street Fair EVER!

jun 15, 2025, 2:14 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ash Chudgar @chudgar.com

I used to think the glass museum was the best thing about Corning. UNTIL NOW 🌈✊

jun 15, 2025, 4:03 am • 4 1 • view
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Colleen Boland 🇺🇦🌏🏳️‍🌈🫡 @colleenboland.bsky.social

🎯

jun 15, 2025, 2:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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CJMorr @cjmor777.bsky.social

Love you Corning NY. From your friends in Baltimore, MD. #NoKings - not her, not there!

jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 3 0 • view
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757kkurgan.bsky.social @757kkurgan.bsky.social

Love the Black Vest what a fantastic statement! Thank you

jun 15, 2025, 5:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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757kkurgan.bsky.social @757kkurgan.bsky.social

I love all of this post as well!

jun 15, 2025, 5:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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KeithCosmo @keithcosmo.bsky.social

NOLA as well. 🏳️‍🌈💟🐾

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jun 15, 2025, 6:46 am • 32 6 • view
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Colleen Boland 🇺🇦🌏🏳️‍🌈🫡 @colleenboland.bsky.social

⚜️ 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐾

jun 15, 2025, 11:23 am • 2 0 • view
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John Mulloy @johnmulloy.bsky.social

Happy Pride, Corning!

jun 15, 2025, 2:26 am • 3 0 • view
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Colleen Boland 🇺🇦🌏🏳️‍🌈🫡 @colleenboland.bsky.social

🥳

jun 15, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view
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🇨🇦 KarmaSeesU @karmaseesu.bsky.social

That's Awesome! Love the rainbow letters! 👏👏

jun 15, 2025, 2:05 am • 64 0 • view
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Jessica Hughes @realjessicahughes.bsky.social

Were his kids there?

jun 15, 2025, 1:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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TNJ @troythecat.bsky.social

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jun 15, 2025, 3:40 pm • 181 15 • view
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KSK @dktrstrangelove.bsky.social

O we will fight, fight, fight for Iowa State, And may her colors ever fly. Yes, we will fight with might for Iowa State, With a will to do or die, Rah! Rah! Rah! Loyal sons forever true, And we will fight the battle through. And when we hit that line we'll hit it hard every yard for I.S.U.

jun 16, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sequimian @sequimsandy.bsky.social

He was falling asleep again. Need for speed before public appearances

jun 15, 2025, 5:19 pm • 41 1 • view
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Not Under the Influence @tinkicker86.bsky.social

Funny how nobody seems to take this as a sign of decline.

jun 16, 2025, 1:06 pm • 10 0 • view
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GmamaLili✨️ @justlisahealing.bsky.social

I'd rather sit thru 1000 detentions in high school than sit thru this sleepfest for 5 minutes. Yikes.

jun 15, 2025, 2:24 am • 17 0 • view
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Patrick @casatucson.bsky.social

Melania thinking she should contact her attorney ASAP to renegotiate the prenup.

jun 15, 2025, 2:49 am • 8 0 • view
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Robyn Lamet @poli-sci-guy.bsky.social

Who ordered the history professor? I’m only interested in watching troops paying homage to me and the big machines that make things go boom.

jun 14, 2025, 11:50 pm • 14 1 • view
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Felicity Tiggs @fiztig.bsky.social

Someone forgot that authoritarian military marches need adoring fans forced to wave flags and cheer as all the hardware goes past, a la Soviet Moscow and North Korea.

jun 14, 2025, 11:12 pm • 16 2 • view
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carriew811.bsky.social @carriew811.bsky.social

I’m sure that was what he was expecting. Seems even his magats r losing interest. Sad

jun 15, 2025, 7:00 am • 3 0 • view
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loveisphere @loveisphere.bsky.social

Also…

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Adjunct Dymphna @adjunctdymphna.bsky.social

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jun 15, 2025, 12:07 am • 30 4 • view
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chgofem ~ di.chi.sports @chgofem.bsky.social

Hahahahaha!!! Fuck him!!!

jun 14, 2025, 11:29 pm • 7 0 • view
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EddieG @eddiegranger.bsky.social

Even Malebolge would be preferable to this godforsaken "party".

jun 15, 2025, 12:12 am • 3 0 • view
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brendanamartin.bsky.social @brendanamartin.bsky.social

That’s Waltine Nauta behind him, an accessory to Trump’s theft and concealment of our nation’s most classified documents. He was a glorified valet to Trump before he earned his stripes committing crimes for him. Mafia state.

jun 15, 2025, 4:10 am • 107 8 • view
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Canuparadigm @canuparadigm.bsky.social

Wow, nauta 👀, been a minute

jun 15, 2025, 5:12 am • 10 0 • view
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Bob @bobbalycky.bsky.social

And now he is on the viewing stand?? Why?? Is he a dignitary? He carries the diet Coke button? There are a few people watching him, not the perade.

jun 15, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spike Dolomite @spikedolomite.bsky.social

I thought so! WTF!!!!!

jun 16, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
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brendanamartin.bsky.social @brendanamartin.bsky.social

Just imagine the NYT or WaPo saying it plainly—Trump’s birthday parade was a meager spectacle for an infantile, would-be tyrant, and the protests everywhere else were celebrations of a country we still wish to see governed under the Constitution. Impossible. Those quisling editors merit our hatred.

jun 15, 2025, 3:39 am • 331 31 • view
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brendanamartin.bsky.social @brendanamartin.bsky.social

…WaPo’s lead editorial is not bad, but not good, either. They’re still in the “bargaining” stage, pretending they can modify or mitigate Trump’s assault on the nation with respectful criticism. wapo.st/3HVecJa

jun 15, 2025, 11:31 am • 20 0 • view
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757kkurgan.bsky.social @757kkurgan.bsky.social

Jeff Bezos owns the Post

jun 15, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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brendanamartin.bsky.social @brendanamartin.bsky.social

To my eyes, and I subscribed for 25 years, it initially got better under Bezos, and hasn’t changed much since he spiked that presidential endorsement last summer. I think it’s a bit of a misapprehension. WaPo was always this way—great hard reporting, compliant “political” reporting and Opinions.

jun 15, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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the great SOOOZOOOO🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖤🩶🤍💜HAPPY WRATH MONTH @corvuspica.bsky.social

So, bad. Delusional.

jun 15, 2025, 12:56 pm • 4 0 • view
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decidon.bsky.social @decidon.bsky.social

Sadly the elites don’t want to push that narrative out of their papers

jun 15, 2025, 4:14 am • 20 0 • view
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Sky (he/them)🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🍉🇺🇦 @clearsky06.bsky.social

Unfortunately I'm not holding my breath, but if I had it my way a lot of top brass in the MSM would be tried during the inveitable upcoming Nuremberg trials 2.0 for all the sanewashing, knob polishing, fash condoning apologia they did.

jun 15, 2025, 8:06 am • 24 3 • view
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LauraJacob @lauraaj.bsky.social

Looks like he’s asleep. 🙄

jun 15, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
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LauraJacob @lauraaj.bsky.social

I’m glad his turnout sucked. I feel bad for the soldiers who had to participate in this scam.

jun 15, 2025, 12:41 am • 25 1 • view
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woopdiddyscooppoop.bsky.social @woopdiddyscooppoop.bsky.social

You shouldn’t. Did you see them march? It was the poorest example of military discipline I’ve ever seen at a public event. They weren’t happy and they let it show.

jun 15, 2025, 12:44 am • 40 0 • view
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LauraJacob @lauraaj.bsky.social

True. It was lackluster. Good for them!

jun 15, 2025, 12:51 am • 16 0 • view
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oceancalm.bsky.social @oceancalm.bsky.social

The troops were just walking--not really marching.

jun 15, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Will Haynes @willhaynes83.bsky.social

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kodinla.bsky.social @kodinla.bsky.social

What a chump, sitting at that sorry ass parade watching tanks & troops parade by with sparse spectators while millions of people vigorously protested against him. Sad sack.

jun 15, 2025, 6:30 am • 12 1 • view
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annemariedejon5.bsky.social @annemariedejon5.bsky.social

Maybe he didn’t realise by forehand that a parade would take hours and that it would be all NOT ABOUT HIM.

jun 15, 2025, 11:05 am • 6 0 • view
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vfrankensteen.bsky.social @vfrankensteen.bsky.social

Oh, sad! Nobody showed up, and no one wanted to play or do anything, or sing happy birthday, and they did sing it but they didn't mean it, and now they're telling him they're not going to Chuck E. Cheese afterward anyway because he already had a slice of cake, ‪

jun 15, 2025, 2:38 am • 9 1 • view
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vfrankensteen.bsky.social @vfrankensteen.bsky.social

2/ 2/ and he should play by himself with his new stuff that cost a lot of money and no one knows why, and pretend he has friends, and it's always just like this and no one notices,

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social

I'm not the arbiter of Gen AI, but in this case, I'll allow it

jun 15, 2025, 4:31 am • 3 0 • view
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David Greenhalgh @bluestreak34.bsky.social

You mean they aren't going to TACO Bell End?

jun 15, 2025, 10:56 am • 0 0 • view
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vfrankensteen.bsky.social @vfrankensteen.bsky.social

He's nodding right out, Melania looks like she's suppressing laughter, and Hegseth is wondering

jun 15, 2025, 12:57 am • 42 1 • view
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vfrankensteen.bsky.social @vfrankensteen.bsky.social

2/ if that voice is God, or similar, trying to say something, or if it's part of his brain wondering why they can't go somewhere else, and maybe he should as the wife if she can hear it, she always likes it when he tells her important things.

jun 15, 2025, 12:57 am • 17 0 • view
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Aubrey's Desk @aubreysdesk.bsky.social

Wondering where his life went so wrong.

jun 15, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
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freedomcs76.bsky.social @freedomcs76.bsky.social

He could have been golfing.😂

jun 15, 2025, 3:14 am • 11 0 • view
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Michelle Tupper Butler @mtupperbutler.bsky.social

May he have the day he deserves

jun 15, 2025, 1:29 am • 25 1 • view
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Allen Kendall @allenkendallactor.bsky.social

I’d like to see Melania’s invoice for this appearance.

jun 15, 2025, 1:42 am • 228 8 • view
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joefairhurst.bsky.social @joefairhurst.bsky.social

I was thinking the same thing too, what does he have to do/pay her to attend an event with him. I also thought, looking at the video, that he might be taking a shit in his pants. He's got a pained look on his face. If that is the case, I'm sure Melania has a clause in her contract for 2x pay.

jun 15, 2025, 2:04 am • 70 4 • view
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Making-Good 👊🏳️‍🌈🔥 @making-good.bsky.social

She has to be paid to tolerate the stench, that's fair.

jun 15, 2025, 2:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Freya @dragnflite.bsky.social

That appears to be Melania 2.0. But its hard to tell. She gets fillers so often her appearance sometimes changes weekly.

jun 15, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
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mlovett.bsky.social @mlovett.bsky.social

He is wearing a catheter these days.

jun 15, 2025, 2:26 am • 17 0 • view
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Canuparadigm @canuparadigm.bsky.social

Not for the poop shute

jun 15, 2025, 5:16 am • 9 0 • view
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phatkhat.bsky.social @phatkhat.bsky.social

Actually, there is an anal catheter.

jun 15, 2025, 7:48 am • 6 0 • view
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Dad Jokes @mattwilli.bsky.social

That’s just Pete Hegseth.

jun 15, 2025, 8:29 am • 17 0 • view
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Tom Calhoun @theonlyrealtmcmaui.bsky.social

Brutal🤣😂

jun 15, 2025, 9:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Heatherdb🇨🇦🇺🇦 @heatherdb.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

jun 15, 2025, 10:22 am • 0 0 • view
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truebluetexan24.bsky.social @truebluetexan24.bsky.social

He IS an anal catheter.

jun 15, 2025, 4:03 pm • 13 0 • view
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Ngiculela @ezwind.bsky.social

I’m sure she’ll get stiffed whatever the amount!

jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Doremus Jessup @specialzero.bsky.social

I'm sure she's smart enough to get paid up front.

jun 15, 2025, 2:20 am • 3 0 • view
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TheSeer 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇰🇬🇱🇫🇮‪🏳️‍🌈📌 @theseer1983.bsky.social

This time paid by the US taxpayers.

jun 15, 2025, 4:35 am • 1 0 • view
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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social

You can see her visibly counting the seconds until she's contractually allowed to leave.

jun 15, 2025, 2:59 am • 2 0 • view
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kalb25.bsky.social @kalb25.bsky.social

I wonder if she takes American Express

jun 15, 2025, 2:22 am • 2 0 • view
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girogeezoid.bsky.social @girogeezoid.bsky.social

That’s a Pulitzer Prize winning photo.

jun 15, 2025, 4:00 am • 1 1 • view
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geminicusp @geminicusp.bsky.social

He's SLEEPING 😴 (On our tax $) 🤬

jun 15, 2025, 8:57 pm • 7 0 • view
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Gina Canter @gnacan2.bsky.social

Yes, either that or making in his pants. Either way it's costing us $45 Million.

jun 15, 2025, 11:11 pm • 5 0 • view
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Alex Ocana @alexocana.bsky.social

The little girl chewing the flag behind the the ex-cheetho advert is not only amusing, but appears to be the only alive person in the scene.

jun 15, 2025, 2:57 am • 188 4 • view
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luvmy3dogs.bsky.social @luvmy3dogs.bsky.social

She's biting on the stick to avoid screaming.

jun 15, 2025, 7:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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ad-lib.bsky.social @ad-lib.bsky.social

She looks dumb as a rock.

jun 15, 2025, 4:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Sky (he/them)🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🍉🇺🇦 @clearsky06.bsky.social

Hey, let's not shame kids for being young kids. I know, she's a Trump, and I'm not holding my breath she'll become a well adjusted, awesome adult, but she didn't pick her family and for now she hasn't really done any harm being a little girl.

jun 15, 2025, 8:09 am • 3 0 • view
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ad-lib.bsky.social @ad-lib.bsky.social

Children are usually not born being dumb, it's on their parents to literally raise them proper. But yea that kid could still make up for it and turn out just fine hopefully.

jun 15, 2025, 8:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Alex Ocana @alexocana.bsky.social

Maybe like "The General's Son" (If you read the book by Miko Peled).

jun 15, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sky (he/them)🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🍉🇺🇦 @clearsky06.bsky.social

We can hope. Obviously I want nothing more than for people to turn out okay, even when I don't think that's particularly realistic given their home life or family.

jun 15, 2025, 8:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Sky (he/them)🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🍉🇺🇦 @clearsky06.bsky.social

It's a tough situation when you know one day they'll be an adult responsible for their own actions and may well just end up being another Trump, but they didn't ask to be born to that terrible family nor have they done wrong just by proxy of being born and raised by that family.

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Ꮢ𐒢ꓡ𐒢𐤠𐑕𐒢тℋ𐒢𐰖꤀𐌾𐑕 🇺🇦 @releasethedogs.bsky.social

That's his granddaughter

jun 15, 2025, 5:05 am • 3 0 • view
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🇨🇦A frustrated & concerned Albertan @kls-sg.bsky.social

One of Eric’s kids, i think

jun 15, 2025, 5:34 am • 3 0 • view
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Alex Ocana @alexocana.bsky.social

I wondered who it was, and I didn't know that. Maybe she'll end up on the Mary Trump side of the divide.

jun 15, 2025, 9:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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mlnearth1.bsky.social @mlnearth1.bsky.social

That appears to be Eric and Lara Trump's daughter. Looks like she's on his lap while fascist momma takes selfies. What a pathetic group of degenerates🤮

jun 15, 2025, 3:48 am • 10 1 • view
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Korp @solitarycorvid.bsky.social

Thank you for pointing out that detail, something joyful to go with the misery.

jun 15, 2025, 3:28 am • 34 1 • view
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bolt-a-drome.bsky.social @bolt-a-drome.bsky.social

Flag is probably made in China, so no telling what the thing is made of, prolly got lead in the paint, something equally toxic in the fabric dyes...

jun 15, 2025, 5:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Alex Ocana @alexocana.bsky.social

Ha Ha, that is funny:-) Although, I have been using (preferring) Chinese products for decades and haven't been poisoned yet. Heck! I even opted for the Chinese Covid vaccine.

jun 15, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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billm65.bsky.social @billm65.bsky.social

Bigger news. A Melania sighting! She's still alive

jun 14, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 @wkfry.bsky.social

Interestingly enough, Putin has body-doubles that are capable of playing both people. It's fascinating, really... 🤔

jun 15, 2025, 12:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Uncle Donuts @dmckenna.bsky.social

Just a bottomless hole of need, unfillable

jun 16, 2025, 2:10 pm • 11 0 • view
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Uncle Donuts @dmckenna.bsky.social

He looks like he’s taking a dump in a gas station

jun 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 23 0 • view
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TRIFAN @trifan.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 2:53 am • 5 0 • view
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The Raccoon Overlord @raccoon-overlord.bsky.social

jun 14, 2025, 11:23 pm • 18 1 • view
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crikeywoman @crikeywoman.bsky.social

Delicious

jun 14, 2025, 11:41 pm • 12 0 • view
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org

Or he could be sh!tting himself again.

jun 15, 2025, 10:20 am • 75 2 • view
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jimmyd87.bsky.social @jimmyd87.bsky.social

Probably both I'd say

jun 15, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Psheltona 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺🖖🏻⚽️@psheltona.bsky.social @psheltona.bsky.social

That may be how he self-soothes

jun 15, 2025, 1:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Wrenn Dabney Reed Ⓥ @wrennreed.bsky.social

😂😂😂

jun 15, 2025, 4:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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Marianne @mwolda.bsky.social

That explains all the looks of disgust around him

jun 15, 2025, 12:30 pm • 34 0 • view
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Wilhelmus Janus @wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social

No king ever sat on such a hard bench....:)) [NARRATOR#1] 'Still has his diaper as cushion though.' [NARRATOR#2] 'Bet he shat in it, for more padding.'

jun 15, 2025, 11:34 am • 2 0 • view
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Rerun @rerun201.bsky.social

It’s not if he shit himself. It’s how many times he shit himself.

jun 15, 2025, 12:11 pm • 4 1 • view
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SavvyTruffle 🎓🍄 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 👨‍👩‍👦🐕😎📖🖋💊🎸🚴〽🏈☮💙 @savvytruffle.bsky.social

Melania has gotten accustomed to the odor.

jun 15, 2025, 12:14 pm • 6 0 • view
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David Bell @davidbell900.bsky.social

The best picture of president Trash I've seen all year! 😂😂😂

jun 14, 2025, 11:43 pm • 9 0 • view
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April Farmer @aprilsopinions.bsky.social

He looks bored, sleepy, and miserable.

jun 14, 2025, 11:26 pm • 8 0 • view
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hykeswithcurlz.bsky.social @hykeswithcurlz.bsky.social

Contrast this with the joyful footage of today's protests. Trump has chosen to live in a sad, sad world where everybody wears a suit, the food is all unseasoned, and it rains every day. No art, culture, or music. No diversity. And nobody knows how to dance.

jun 14, 2025, 11:39 pm • 314 19 • view
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OKNova @okaynova.bsky.social

No pets, no books, no genuine friendships

jun 15, 2025, 1:06 am • 86 2 • view
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Canuparadigm @canuparadigm.bsky.social

No sex unless it's paid for or a rape

jun 15, 2025, 5:19 am • 11 0 • view
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Evelyn Olansky, Mxtress of Public Health @credible-source.bsky.social

He pays for those, too, just in court and NDAs

jun 15, 2025, 12:56 pm • 5 0 • view
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AvGeeknologist @avgeeknologist.bsky.social

Probably he doesn't know there's a world out there where it's different because no-one ever invited him...

jun 15, 2025, 3:04 am • 1 0 • view
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we3keepers.bsky.social @we3keepers.bsky.social

What a colossal waste of tax payers money..hungry kids could have been fed .. everywhere.

jun 15, 2025, 2:03 pm • 84 5 • view
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PansyPearl @jndc.bsky.social

His first history class.

jun 14, 2025, 11:27 pm • 4 1 • view
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Gia Monroe 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @giamonroe.bsky.social

He should have gone to a #NoKings protest full of happy people having fun. 🎊👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🎉✌🏻👯‍♀️🪧🔥

jun 14, 2025, 11:58 pm • 92 1 • view
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KaptajnEnø @kaptajnenoe.bsky.social

jun 16, 2025, 7:35 am • 0 0 • view
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rookster10.bsky.social @rookster10.bsky.social

Even fake melania#3 doesn’t look happy

jun 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 6 0 • view
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cabinetstories.bsky.social @cabinetstories.bsky.social

Or paid in crypto, like FLOTUS. He wasn't expecting a history lesson as his birthday treat. And Hegseth looks desperate to find the bar. I liked the narrator having to correct himself about the year of the Armistice ("1919. 1918")

jun 15, 2025, 10:45 am • 41 1 • view
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Julia @jesrcerulean.bsky.social

Echoing Trump's inability to learn the correct date for the post WW1 pandemic.

jun 15, 2025, 3:52 pm • 7 0 • view
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Tee. @mooretee.bsky.social

There she is .. after all the crap.. yes she's in on the gig.! parents are Russian.. $$$$$__ first ...

jun 15, 2025, 11:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Lisa Mikolajczyk ✡️ 🟦🏴‍☠️ @lisamikolajczyk.bsky.social

Slovakian

jun 15, 2025, 12:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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cabinetstories.bsky.social @cabinetstories.bsky.social

Slovenian!

jun 15, 2025, 1:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Lisa Mikolajczyk ✡️ 🟦🏴‍☠️ @lisamikolajczyk.bsky.social

Oops!

jun 15, 2025, 1:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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cabinetstories.bsky.social @cabinetstories.bsky.social

happy to help

jun 15, 2025, 1:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tee. @mooretee.bsky.social

Lol thanks !!

jun 15, 2025, 1:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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S. Grisham @segmentis.bsky.social

I find this to be a good mnemonic. www.cnn.com/style/articl...

jun 15, 2025, 2:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Talent Peehole @ampersine.bsky.social

The Ecce Homo (Latin:
jun 15, 2025, 3:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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S. Grisham @segmentis.bsky.social

EXACTLY. 😂

jun 15, 2025, 4:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tee. @mooretee.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 4:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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S. Grisham @segmentis.bsky.social

😂🤣😆😂

jun 15, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tee. @mooretee.bsky.social

Lol .

jun 15, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Natty Bowditch @nattybowditch.bsky.social

Hegseth probably needs a drink…his presentation to his boss is not going well

jun 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 4 1 • view
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queenofthree.bsky.social @queenofthree.bsky.social

I'm sure he had a few, the buzz is wearing off.

jun 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 3 0 • view
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Mickey Buntz Estes @mickey-buntzestes.bsky.social

He just realized he's absolutely cooked

jun 14, 2025, 11:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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☀️Sara Smiles @sarasmiles-5280.bsky.social

"Why are they talking about the Army, and not me?"

jun 15, 2025, 3:19 am • 6 1 • view
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Mitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social

Kendall Roy, finding out he no longer has world's worst birthday party:

Kendall Roy, overlooking the NYC skyline and pensively looking up from his tablet.
jun 14, 2025, 11:02 pm • 292 24 • view
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Beesnotch @bungalofidelity.bsky.social

I can't believe it took me four years to figure out that he's Don Jr. 🤦

jun 15, 2025, 12:50 am • 22 0 • view
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Mitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 12:53 am • 39 0 • view
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Beesnotch @bungalofidelity.bsky.social

The funniest part is that Alan Ruck was Tiffany.

jun 15, 2025, 12:54 am • 28 0 • view
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Mitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 12:56 am • 14 0 • view
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Lisa Loeb @stewardn.bsky.social

Did he rap for his dad’s birthday party? Trying to remember that event.

jun 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 5 0 • view
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Mitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social

For his dad's birthday party, he did rap.

jun 15, 2025, 12:17 am • 4 0 • view
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Lisa Loeb @stewardn.bsky.social

Yes!!! Tx!

jun 15, 2025, 12:20 am • 3 0 • view
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Sunny Willow @sunnywillow.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 6 0 • view
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Lisa Loeb @stewardn.bsky.social

I AM DYING 💀💀💀 iconic!

jun 15, 2025, 12:35 am • 2 0 • view
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NursingProfColorado @coloprof.bsky.social

I've got to rewatch Succession!

jun 15, 2025, 4:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Mitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 4:12 am • 1 0 • view
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NursingProfColorado @coloprof.bsky.social

Kieran Culkin was amazing in it.

jun 15, 2025, 4:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Mitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social

👍

jun 15, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Caroline @tryfreethinking.bsky.social

I'm enjoying his misery way too much...

jun 15, 2025, 12:17 am • 9 0 • view
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John S @johns3785.bsky.social

Be careful what you wish for...

jun 14, 2025, 11:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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JudyP @jpagir.bsky.social

So, crying then napping in the middle of his own b'day party? Sounds about right for a toddler.

jun 15, 2025, 12:03 am • 10 0 • view
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denisejones @djonesbrew.bsky.social

is he nodding off?

jun 15, 2025, 12:06 am • 2 0 • view
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DJ Uncle Fishbits @unclefishbits.bsky.social

I sort of dream of meeting him to laugh in his face and just call him a loser. The worst insult you could probably say to this guy's face is that he has never beaten a man LOL

jun 15, 2025, 11:04 pm • 15 0 • view
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Oligarch @oligarca.bsky.social

... and it's true. The chickenshit coward got "bone spurs" just in time for Vietnam.

jun 16, 2025, 10:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Midatlantica @midatlantica.bsky.social

He looks like that all the time now. Re: his recent portraits

jun 14, 2025, 11:02 pm • 7 0 • view
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Mash @itismashagain.bsky.social

No one came to Little Donnie’s birthday party.

jun 14, 2025, 10:55 pm • 15 0 • view
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Jason Andrew @jasokell.bsky.social

Did someone add the voice and music in the foreground? 🤟😍🤌

jun 15, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
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webshaker1.bsky.social @webshaker1.bsky.social

Give him a double quarter pounder and he might smile.

jun 15, 2025, 1:13 am • 3 0 • view
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webshaker1.bsky.social @webshaker1.bsky.social

Trumpty Dumpty sits on a throne of lies. He will not make it to 80.

jun 15, 2025, 12:52 am • 4 0 • view
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Mary Birkholz @beezerbub.bsky.social

"But...but my BEYOOTIFUL PARADE!!. It's BORING and my ass hurts! "

jun 15, 2025, 12:12 am • 4 0 • view
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social

image
jun 15, 2025, 1:10 am • 677 85 • view
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Connie2448.bsky.social @connie2448.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

jun 15, 2025, 2:58 am • 1 0 • view
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MyrtleP @myrtlep.bsky.social

Is that a hint of a smirk/smile on Melanie's face? 😉

jun 15, 2025, 5:16 am • 4 0 • view
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Texastex @texastex.bsky.social

tRumpy is zealous about getting a photo of emigrants looking like criminals, he is arresting American Citizens & people that are in processing legally, applying for asylum? If trump wants a photo of a convicted Felon criminal, he should just take a selfie photo in his mirror. Period! Not joking!🙃

jun 16, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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angela @angelalalah.bsky.social

he knows he’s toast🫠

jun 15, 2025, 3:17 am • 1 0 • view
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weaverbees.bsky.social @weaverbees.bsky.social

You sad pathetic man - see where you've brought us to Our ideals die around us all because of you But the saddest cut of all - Someone has to turn you in Like a common criminal, like a wounded animal A jaded mandarin A jaded mandarin Like a jaded faded faded jaded jaded mandarin

jun 15, 2025, 3:11 am • 3 0 • view
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Tha Bean @thabean.bsky.social

the accuracy

jun 15, 2025, 2:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Petrishriekandgo 🇨🇦 @petrishriekandgo.bsky.social

I don't think anyone said happy birthday to him either... the poor widdle fascist. Threw himself a party and nobody said thank you or brought him a gift.

jun 15, 2025, 3:21 am • 2 0 • view
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superjaded8.bsky.social @superjaded8.bsky.social

Whisky Pete counting the seconds until he can go have a drink

jun 15, 2025, 1:48 am • 6 0 • view
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PersistentIllusion @persistentillusion.bsky.social

That's not Melania.

jun 15, 2025, 2:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Steph K @gnomeledy2.bsky.social

I think that might actually be real, Melania. I'm not sure though. She's had a busy week playing wife.

jun 15, 2025, 3:23 am • 1 0 • view
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social

She's slowing turning into a Fox News Blonde (maybe her next paying gig).

jun 15, 2025, 6:13 am • 1 0 • view
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FemzForever 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @femzforever.bsky.social

The fake one wears sunglasses and smiles. That’s the real one - she’s there for the 💰💰💰

jun 15, 2025, 4:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Techweenie @techweenie.bsky.social

I'm imagining Melanoma thinking: 'looks like everyone else feels the same way I do about you.'

jun 16, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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JanemNow @janmek.bsky.social

Wow! They should’ve gone to the No King’s Day protests where people actually celebrated the country with energy and very creative signs bashing the threats of trump & fascism.

jun 16, 2025, 12:02 am • 9 2 • view
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junbug23.bsky.social @junbug23.bsky.social

behind plexi-glass LOL

jun 15, 2025, 1:21 am • 89 1 • view
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Greg Carr @gregcarrhope.bsky.social

He after two attempts on his life in the last 18 months and the murder in Minnesota of an elected politician by a fake policeman today and the wounding of another he was probably ordered to.

jun 15, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
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ABooklySolo @abooklysolo.bsky.social

At this rate I think he’s just gonna sh**t himself 😂😂😂

jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Regular-size Balls @jesusjackson.bsky.social

It's a sneeze guard. Gotta protect the troops from whatever Whiskey Pete Hegseth brings back from his benders

jun 15, 2025, 1:44 am • 66 0 • view
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sfjulio415.bsky.social @sfjulio415.bsky.social

Remember during Covid I think early on in 2020, only reason I knew who he was when he was made defsec was I remembered he was the fox guy who said he hadn’t washed his hands in 10 years because he doesn’t believe in germs.

jun 15, 2025, 2:12 am • 4 1 • view
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Phil Guire @philguire.bsky.social

How many flasks was he packing?

jun 15, 2025, 2:08 am • 19 0 • view
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Attilatheblond @theattilatheblond.bsky.social

I believe he calls them 'body armor'.

jun 15, 2025, 2:10 am • 31 0 • view
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Making-Good 👊🏳️‍🌈🔥 @making-good.bsky.social

😂

jun 15, 2025, 2:25 am • 7 0 • view
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Ancooties 🖇️ @ancooties.bsky.social

He's asleep.

jun 15, 2025, 3:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Texastex @texastex.bsky.social

He looks same in church, chubby? Lol

jun 16, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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cyndieshepard.bsky.social @cyndieshepard.bsky.social

Quite a sneer on Melania's face!!

jun 15, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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MartinLauffer @martinlauffer.bsky.social

Totally schmuckified…

jun 15, 2025, 2:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social

Melania looks like she wants to personally slap the shit out of every other person there. 😂

jun 15, 2025, 2:29 am • 3 0 • view
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Hat Wahn Sinn? @vanfredmogl.bsky.social

Really? www.welt.de/geschichte/z...

jun 15, 2025, 1:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brian Wilcox, the Friendly Curmudgeon @brianwilcox.bsky.social

That look on Hegseth's face: "He's gonna blame me for this. God I hate my job."

jun 15, 2025, 3:27 am • 163 7 • view
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🇨🇦 Tom🍁📎 @tntnle.bsky.social

I thought it was more like "if I don't get a drink soon I'm gonna start seeing those snakes again" 🍸🍸🇨🇦🇺🇸✊️👊✌️

jun 15, 2025, 11:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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cheddargram.bsky.social @cheddargram.bsky.social

Guessing that bottle of Bourbon will be empty by 12 midnight.

jun 15, 2025, 4:42 am • 3 0 • view
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petebrophy.bsky.social @petebrophy.bsky.social

“Fuck, I need a pint”

jun 15, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
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bellriots30.bsky.social @bellriots30.bsky.social

He actually looks like he needs a hit of something to get revved up

jun 15, 2025, 4:18 am • 32 0 • view
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Mark the Cat @mark-thecat.bsky.social

Give Whiskey Pete a lil' nip

jun 15, 2025, 5:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Lil Nibbler, LBWI @lilnibbler.bsky.social

"It's been a full hour without a glass of whiskey, why didn't I bring my flask?"

jun 15, 2025, 4:22 am • 33 1 • view
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bellriots30.bsky.social @bellriots30.bsky.social

Donnie’s diaper is full again, I could sure use some blow to get that stench out of my nose

jun 15, 2025, 4:30 am • 20 1 • view
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Canuparadigm @canuparadigm.bsky.social

🎯🎯🎯🎯

jun 15, 2025, 5:15 am • 4 0 • view
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graham-o.bsky.social @graham-o.bsky.social

Nah, he is on a countdown until he can bladdered again in private.

jun 15, 2025, 8:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mad Girl @boomer4bs.bsky.social

I thought he was having a wet dream. My bad.

jun 15, 2025, 4:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Brian Wilcox, the Friendly Curmudgeon @brianwilcox.bsky.social

Dreams of Jägermeister floating through his little brain.

jun 15, 2025, 4:33 am • 3 0 • view
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JurryL212 @jurryl212.bsky.social

He’ll just get wasted to forget about it

jun 15, 2025, 5:00 am • 1 0 • view