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Clear Spies 🪬 @clearspies.fellas.army

RFK Jr. can see your child's mitochondria and diagnose them at a distance. In an airport too.

aug 28, 2025, 5:22 am • 8 3

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chelittle.bsky.social @chelittle.bsky.social

Out of all the Kennedys not to get assassinated this one is dire need of it

aug 28, 2025, 10:30 am • 1 0 • view
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USA_Patriot_76 @usa-patriot-76.bsky.social

Imbeciles gotta imbecile

aug 28, 2025, 11:26 am • 2 0 • view
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Gimlet Eye @mcgimleteye13.bsky.social

What he meant was that he can see your child's Midichloreans.

aug 28, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zephyr of Spiders ⛑ @warmwestwind.bsky.social

That's obviously an insane diagnosis. I prefer not to assume these cats are just airheads, so what cryptic thing could "mitochondrial issues" mean? Well, as everyone knows, the mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. Could he be disgnosing widespread powerlessness?

aug 28, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zephyr of Spiders ⛑ @warmwestwind.bsky.social

No. He said "mitochondrial challenges", which is more like he is diagnosing possible rebelliousness and preparing for a crackdown

aug 28, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 1 • view
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ZulaQi @zulaqi.bsky.social

It feels like the sign on the door to the chute they push you through upon inspection, what’s stamped on your “identity documents” & otherwise evokes slave auction block horrors for people like me. What features are worm-brain using to make his (wrong and stupid) assessments? Not Blonde? Nose width?

aug 28, 2025, 3:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zephyr of Spiders ⛑ @warmwestwind.bsky.social

We all assume he was referring to real children, and not just self projecting his own insecurity. Kids aren't supposed to look like him, after all...

aug 29, 2025, 12:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Clear Spies 🪬 @clearspies.fellas.army

Urine sample.

aug 28, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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ZulaQi @zulaqi.bsky.social

Each day I wonder less and less about what really happened to his wife in that barn.

aug 28, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Clear Spies 🪬 @clearspies.fellas.army

Dark times. He wants to put kids in camps by diagnosing them with his eyeballs at the airport. They all want to take the kids like the Russians do 🤮

aug 28, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fran Saundersays @fransaundersays.bsky.social

Oh yeah. Everyone knows that. Duh. Also someone should tell him his telomeres are dangling.

aug 28, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Abigail Colter @abigailcolter.bsky.social

I know what a healthy adult male looks like and when I look at RFK Jr I see a very sick man who cannot be trusted to know shit about human health but a whole lot about how to destroy the US healthcare system and make a $ millions along the way. RFK Jr, Nepo to the max & full of 💩

aug 28, 2025, 4:39 pm • 2 1 • view