i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
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man, he’s just asking for it 😂
aug 24, 2025, 6:13 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 25, 2025, 1:56 am • 3 0 • view
guy studied four years at the Mr Beast School of Smiling Like a Human
aug 24, 2025, 6:40 pm • 36 0 • view
Oh my god, that's it exactly. His smile is -- there's just something off about it that is very unsettling.
aug 24, 2025, 7:06 pm • 10 0 • view
you know how ppl will say, someone's smile doesn't reach their eyes? well gavin's doesn't even reach his mouth
aug 24, 2025, 7:10 pm • 11 0 • view
Check this out: Gaveneer Newsom
aug 24, 2025, 5:34 pm • 27 0 • view
There's no rule that says a great white shark can't be President.
aug 24, 2025, 6:30 pm • 6 0 • view
We found part of Shergar, at least
aug 24, 2025, 7:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Even though I’ve been vocal about getting behind the guy for trolling tRump, Toothsome is objectively funny. 10/10 no notes 😆🤣
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aug 24, 2025, 4:29 pm • 43 0 • view
I guess I’m mostly thinking of his pharma CEO character from Brain Candy
aug 24, 2025, 3:50 pm • 63 0 • view
Which was basically just Mark doing a Lorne Michaels impression
aug 24, 2025, 6:43 pm • 14 0 • view
Haha, yep – as was Mike Myers’ Dr Evil character.
aug 24, 2025, 6:53 pm • 8 0 • view
Mark’s was definitely more on the nose, I think he even asked Lorne ahead of time if he’d be offended.
aug 24, 2025, 6:57 pm • 4 0 • view
Why does he look so much like a Mark McKinney Kids in The Hall character?
aug 24, 2025, 3:48 pm • 20 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 4:18 pm • 18 0 • view
Unlike a lot of the other comparisons in this thread I don't think this one works, Mark Hamill Joker is genuinely enjoying himself most of the time when Batman isn't kicking his ass or foiling his plans
aug 25, 2025, 3:36 am • 2 0 • view
Contrast with, say, Jack Nicholson Joker which perfectly captures this vibe
aug 25, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view
‘Gavin Toothsome’ lmfao
aug 24, 2025, 6:11 pm • 4 0 • view
absolutely knocked it out of the park with the alt text
aug 26, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Googling "what do people mean when they say the smile doesn't reach someone's eyes" and it's just thos image repeated ad infinitum
aug 24, 2025, 3:53 pm • 99 1 • view
that's what's so uncanny, i couldn't put my finger on it
aug 24, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 8:40 pm • 5 0 • view
Straight from the pages of Justice Warriors @mattbors.bsky.social
aug 24, 2025, 6:38 pm • 8 1 • view
Those are teeth that routinely touch human flesh, one way or another.
aug 24, 2025, 3:55 pm • 32 0 • view
"You didn't check Trivago?"
aug 24, 2025, 4:21 pm • 20 0 • view
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH🫣
aug 24, 2025, 6:00 pm • 2 0 • view
I am skeptical this image is even real. The crow's feet and smirking skin around that fake-ass smile, on top of the eyes filled with rage and clenched teeth. This shit is too on the nose
aug 25, 2025, 3:32 am • 0 0 • view
president cock chewa
aug 24, 2025, 7:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Vice President Rahm Enamuel. Is this anything?
aug 24, 2025, 7:53 pm • 4 0 • view
President Grinning Chinsom.
aug 24, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
LOL….Looks like an evil Disney character
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bsky.app/profile/rewh...
aug 24, 2025, 6:35 pm • 62 1 • view
graduated top of his class at smiling school
aug 24, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
C- average at best.
aug 24, 2025, 11:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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SMILE 3 audition headshot
aug 24, 2025, 6:29 pm • 3 0 • view
he looks like someone's pulled a gun on him in order to get him to smile and he's about 5 seconds away from deciding it's still not worth it
aug 24, 2025, 7:54 pm • 13 0 • view
you know this guy goes home and peels his skin off and he's like a fallout ghoul under there
aug 24, 2025, 8:11 pm • 10 0 • view
aug 25, 2025, 1:35 am • 1 0 • view
He literally looks like the character in a movie that poses as an upstanding member of the community, but then surprises absolutely no one in the audience when he turns out to be the bad guy. And this was his approved publicity photo!
aug 24, 2025, 7:05 pm • 6 0 • view
He’s fighting for US- by which I mean himself… And by fighting I mean paying someone to shitpost online.
aug 24, 2025, 7:49 pm • 4 0 • view
less concerned that this guy might get anywhere in a primary than that some dope might give him a baby to kiss and he'll bite into it like a big ol apple
aug 24, 2025, 5:29 pm • 47 3 • view
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