The guy with questionable depth perception at pitcher is a choice, too
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Cyclops has superhuman understanding of physics, though, as a product of figuring out how to bounce his eye beams.
sep 2, 2025, 2:29 am • 4 0 • view
Heat rays
sep 2, 2025, 2:47 am • 1 0 • view
That’s Superman, Cyclops fires concussive force beams.
sep 2, 2025, 9:44 am • 3 0 • view
So, in theory, he could use his power to further accelerate the ball toward the plate after he lets it go? Dude is throwing nothing but gas all night.
sep 2, 2025, 9:51 am • 1 0 • view
I'm pretty sure they're heat! 🤭
sep 2, 2025, 1:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Gonna defer to a comic book writer on this one 🤭
sep 2, 2025, 1:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Any heat produced is incidental from friction and not from the beam itself
sep 2, 2025, 1:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Agree to disagree!
sep 2, 2025, 1:12 pm • 0 0 • view
If we go with the Official Handbook explanation, Cyclops is teleporting energy from the Punch Dimension through his eyes, which someone wrote down in a somewhat serious publication.
sep 2, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Canonically has super geometry as a power
sep 2, 2025, 2:46 am • 2 0 • view
It would rule if he was a knuckleballer
sep 2, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
Actually wait, we've already seen a pitcher powered by Cyclops levels of superhuman autism, and it's Zack Greinke
sep 2, 2025, 2:41 am • 3 0 • view
World Class athlete who also happens to be a world class dork
sep 2, 2025, 1:18 pm • 3 0 • view
Or is it the other way around?
sep 2, 2025, 1:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Jubilee at shortstop instead of nightcrawler tho
sep 2, 2025, 2:28 am • 2 0 • view
alright let's just do it SP: Cyclops (shades, not visor) C: Beast 1B: Colossus 2B: Psylocke (Kwannon ed.) 3B: Rogue SS: Nightcrawler LF: Bishop CF: Jean RF: Phoenix (Rachel) SU: Kate CL: Storm
sep 2, 2025, 2:46 am • 3 0 • view
I'd swap Bishop and Rogue, need to have all fliers in the outfield IMO
sep 2, 2025, 1:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Wolverine as C maybe? He's not getting bowled over on a play at the plate thanks to his skeleton.
sep 2, 2025, 2:51 am • 1 0 • view
Calling pitches by extending claws
sep 2, 2025, 2:52 am • 2 0 • view
Leaving him out was tough but I feel like he'd be watching from the nearby woods being all emo n shit
sep 2, 2025, 3:01 am • 1 0 • view
If you can find it, about a decade ago someone put JL, JSA, Avengers, and X-Men into baseball manager and had them play a full season Sadly it seems to have been eaten by the internet
sep 2, 2025, 1:20 pm • 1 0 • view
NEVERMIND web.archive.org/web/20131021...
sep 2, 2025, 1:25 pm • 2 0 • view
And here is the full season www.si.com/extra-mustar...
sep 2, 2025, 1:36 pm • 1 0 • view
the guy is literally BAT-man, he should be putting up DH numbers that would make barry bonds blush
sep 2, 2025, 1:41 pm • 2 0 • view
And here is the full season www.si.com/extra-mustar...
sep 2, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Also, a comebacker could result in several crowd sections being pulverized.
sep 2, 2025, 2:34 am • 2 0 • view
lmao Joe Mad understood that, if you're gonna do that, you really gotta sell it by coolmaxing so hard the viewer forgets about it
sep 2, 2025, 2:29 am • 4 0 • view
The giant wad of chaw is a great touch
sep 2, 2025, 2:32 am • 4 0 • view
Of all the stuff I cribbed from Joe in my own stuff (& I cribbed a lot), that's one of my favorites
sep 2, 2025, 2:47 am • 1 0 • view