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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social

i am bestowed with incredible power. i can choose to use it for good (delivering pizza) or evil (delivering calzone)

aug 20, 2025, 1:52 am • 296 4

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Tabitha Fringe Chase @tabby676.bsky.social

Back in the 90s all you needed was one of these and a blue Oxford shirt and you could get into anywhere…

aug 20, 2025, 2:03 am • 10 0 • view
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Scotty Pods @seinfeldologist.bsky.social

aug 20, 2025, 1:56 am • 41 1 • view
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Mourn the Weenie @m0urn-the-weenie.bsky.social

I'm sorry, you spelled "cardboard" wrong at least six times

aug 20, 2025, 4:29 am • 5 0 • view
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Mourn the Weenie @m0urn-the-weenie.bsky.social

It's Domino's, whatever food is available is inherently evil

aug 20, 2025, 4:28 am • 4 0 • view
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Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock @ironpriest.bsky.social

Good luck warrior 🫡

aug 20, 2025, 2:47 am • 2 0 • view
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D I C K S Q U A D @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social

Well if you wanna do doordash you got a free insulated bag

aug 20, 2025, 1:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social

I think the evil is having a dominos delivery order that’s just like 8 ct boneless wings

aug 20, 2025, 2:33 am • 5 0 • view
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Lisa Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social

This is honestly amazing! So happy for you! ❤️

aug 20, 2025, 3:16 am • 0 0 • view